Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Have you ever quit the game of chess? Wry chess attitude is alive and well with this clock featuring a reflective chess set along with the tongue-in-cheek sarcastic saying "Chess Is Not Addictive I've Quit Hundreds Of Times". Make others do a double-take about how addictive the game of chess truly is with a dose of chess humor today the next time you tell time with this clock! myChess
#chess #addictive #RoundClock
Do you have heart-stopping rhythm inside of you? No need to work in the medical or musical field to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this door mat featuring a medical diagram of the human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside". Make others do a double-take with this medical heart saying doormat on your doorstep! myAnatomy
#heartstopping #rhythm #inside #Doormat
Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin! myAnatomy
#skin #warning #anatomy #Tie
Vegans and vegetarians will enjoy any of these wry vegetarian humor gifts featuring a pile of vegetables along with the tongue-in-cheek suggestive innuendo saying "Vegetarians Taste Better". Make omnivores do a double-take with any of these vegetarian truism gifts! myVegetarian
#vegetarians #taste #better #TShirt
Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink! myBridge
#bridge #hand #proof #WrappingPaper
Do you know your percentages? Showcase wry statistical humor with this planner featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian distribution) with the stats truism saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics". Make others do a double-take on exactly how well they know statistics with this educational statistical cheat sheet planner! myStatistics
#psychology #teacher #mathematician #Planner
No need to be working in the medical field to enjoy this scientific humor notebook featuring the penicillin molecule. Specifically Penicillin is a group of antibiotics derived from Penicillium fungi. Penicillin antibiotics are historically significant because they are the first drugs that were effective against many previously serious diseases such as syphilis and Staphylococcus infections. This notebook includes the following tongue-in-cheek brain teaser saying: "If Your Life Resembles Mold Take Penicillin". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean with this chemical molecule humor notebook! Gag gift for anyone with a moldy perspective on life! myBiochemistry
#penicillin #chemical #molecule #Notebook
Make others do a double-take with wry life science humor with this molecular biology bandana featuring DNA replication both leading and lagging strands complete with all key labels. Scientific truism saying says it all: "DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter". Memorable timeless life advice bandana for geneticists biologists scientists and anyone who understands the nature of what really matters in life! myDna
#replication #Bandana
Showcase wry geology humor with this hat featuring the three different type of plate boundaries along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect hat for geologists earth scientists and rock hounds of all ages! myGeology
#plate #tectonics #boundaries #TruckerHat
If you are found frequently playing chess -- whether online or in person -- you'll enjoy this wry chess saying bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the following observation: "Playing Chess Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable chess humor bandana for any avid chess player heading for Grandmaster status! myChess
#playing #chess #reflective #Bandana
Showcase your wry emerging chess sensibility with a dose of educational chess attitude with this scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen". Memorable scarf for any chess player who knows the rules of chess! myChess
#chess #every #pawn #Scarf
Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics jerk also known as jolt surge and lurch is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with any of these gifts that feature "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants! myPhysics
#physics #jerk #second #TravelMug
Do you like sharks? Do you swim in the ocean or go surfing? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring shark anatomy as well as the heading "How To Recognize A Shark". Because the term "shark" has many different interpretations (both literally and figuratively) you want to be clear that you are referring to the ocean-loving creature. Make everyone do a double-take at exactly what you mean today with these memorable biological anatomical gifts! myAnatomy
#oceanographer #biology #shark #KitchenTowel
Do you lay awake at night thinking about the bridge hands that you have played earlier in the day? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Insomniac Inside"! Memorable all-over print apron for any avid bridge player or bridge teacher. myBridge
#duplicate #bridge #saying #Apron
No need to be a physics major physicist or astrophysicist to enjoy this design that asks "Which Universe Do You Live In?" Featuring three different types of universes postulated to exist. Showcase your philosophical geek sense of humor side with this existential scientific saying cotton face mask about which universe we truly live in! myPhysics
#universe #query #physics #WhiteCottonFaceMask
Showcase your wry vegetarian / vegan sense of humor with a dose of environmental sustainable attitude with this apron featuring a pile of vegetables along with the saying: 'By 2050 90% Of The World Will Be Vegetarian If We Continue To Use Water Resources The Way We Do". myVegetarian
#ninety #percent #AdultApron
No need to be a cardiologist to enjoy this mousepad featuring a diagram of a human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Occupy Your Heart With Happiness". Sound advice that's straight from the heart -- no pun intended! myAnatomy
#occupy #your #heart #with #happiness #MousePad
Are you a graduate student? Have you studied yourself to the bone? Whether you are being literal or figurative showcase to others with a wry sense of humor exactly what graduate school has done to you with this timeless Vesalius skeleton notebook! Caption says it all: "See What Graduate School Has Done To Me". No matter how close you are to finishing that thesis or dissertation let others know that you have worked yourself to the bone with tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor! myAnatomy
#anatomy #skeleton #vesalius #Notebook
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this trivet featuring the saying "A Distressed Day At Bridge Beats A Satisfactory Day At Work". Design features the four card suits (hearts spades diamonds clubs). Make others do a double-take about how you compare playing the game of bridge with working with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude today with this trivet! myBridge
#work #bridge #Trivet
If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying! myBridge
#bridge #advice #player #Keychain
Bridge players and bridge teachers who understand the benefits from playing bridge will enjoy this bridge / duplicate bridge attitude all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Learn Resilience Play Bridge". myBridge
#duplicate #bridge #words #Apron
Ask yourself and others this key question -- often considered a rhetorical question for anyone who goes to bridge tournaments: "Are You Hungry For Bridge?" Memorable bridge rhetorical query all-over print apron featuring the four card suits and the query that most bridge players will say "Yes" to after spending some time away from the game! All-over print apron for any bridge player who loves to play bridge! myBridge
#four #card #suits #Apron
Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy! myGeology
#volcanoes #educational #GiftBox
Avid bridge players / duplicate bridge players who believe that communication in bridge is a science will enjoy this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the saying "The Science Of Bridge Is Found In The Play Of The Hand". Do a double-take at what the game of bridge is all about with this bridge saying all-over print apron! myBridge
#game #bridge #science #Apron
Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy! myGeology
#volcanoes #educational #Towel
