Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
If you are found frequently playing chess -- whether online or in person -- you'll enjoy this wry chess saying bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the following observation: "Playing Chess Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable chess humor bandana for any avid chess player heading for Grandmaster status! myChess
#playing #chess #reflective #Bandana
Showcase your wry emerging chess sensibility with a dose of educational chess attitude with this scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen". Memorable scarf for any chess player who knows the rules of chess! myChess
#chess #every #pawn #Scarf
Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics jerk also known as jolt surge and lurch is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with any of these gifts that feature "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants! myPhysics
#physics #jerk #second #TravelMug
Do you like sharks? Do you swim in the ocean or go surfing? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring shark anatomy as well as the heading "How To Recognize A Shark". Because the term "shark" has many different interpretations (both literally and figuratively) you want to be clear that you are referring to the ocean-loving creature. Make everyone do a double-take at exactly what you mean today with these memorable biological anatomical gifts! myAnatomy
#oceanographer #biology #shark #KitchenTowel
Do you lay awake at night thinking about the bridge hands that you have played earlier in the day? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Insomniac Inside"! Memorable all-over print apron for any avid bridge player or bridge teacher. myBridge
#duplicate #bridge #saying #Apron
No need to be a physics major physicist or astrophysicist to enjoy this design that asks "Which Universe Do You Live In?" Featuring three different types of universes postulated to exist. Showcase your philosophical geek sense of humor side with this existential scientific saying cotton face mask about which universe we truly live in! myPhysics
#universe #query #physics #WhiteCottonFaceMask
Showcase your wry vegetarian / vegan sense of humor with a dose of environmental sustainable attitude with this apron featuring a pile of vegetables along with the saying: 'By 2050 90% Of The World Will Be Vegetarian If We Continue To Use Water Resources The Way We Do". myVegetarian
#ninety #percent #AdultApron
No need to be a cardiologist to enjoy this mousepad featuring a diagram of a human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Occupy Your Heart With Happiness". Sound advice that's straight from the heart -- no pun intended! myAnatomy
#occupy #your #heart #with #happiness #MousePad
Are you a graduate student? Have you studied yourself to the bone? Whether you are being literal or figurative showcase to others with a wry sense of humor exactly what graduate school has done to you with this timeless Vesalius skeleton notebook! Caption says it all: "See What Graduate School Has Done To Me". No matter how close you are to finishing that thesis or dissertation let others know that you have worked yourself to the bone with tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor! myAnatomy
#anatomy #skeleton #vesalius #Notebook
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this trivet featuring the saying "A Distressed Day At Bridge Beats A Satisfactory Day At Work". Design features the four card suits (hearts spades diamonds clubs). Make others do a double-take about how you compare playing the game of bridge with working with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude today with this trivet! myBridge
#work #bridge #Trivet
If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying! myBridge
#bridge #advice #player #Keychain
Bridge players and bridge teachers who understand the benefits from playing bridge will enjoy this bridge / duplicate bridge attitude all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Learn Resilience Play Bridge". myBridge
#duplicate #bridge #words #Apron
Ask yourself and others this key question -- often considered a rhetorical question for anyone who goes to bridge tournaments: "Are You Hungry For Bridge?" Memorable bridge rhetorical query all-over print apron featuring the four card suits and the query that most bridge players will say "Yes" to after spending some time away from the game! All-over print apron for any bridge player who loves to play bridge! myBridge
#four #card #suits #Apron
Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy! myGeology
#volcanoes #educational #GiftBox
Avid bridge players / duplicate bridge players who believe that communication in bridge is a science will enjoy this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the saying "The Science Of Bridge Is Found In The Play Of The Hand". Do a double-take at what the game of bridge is all about with this bridge saying all-over print apron! myBridge
#game #bridge #science #Apron
Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy! myGeology
#volcanoes #educational #Towel
If you work with statistics all day you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun! myStatistics
#bell #curve #educational #LargeToteBag
Gneiss pronounced 'nice' is a common and widely distributed type of rock formed by high-grade regional metamorphic processes from pre-existing formations that were originally either igneous or sedimentary rocks. Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific attitude with this word play pair of slip-on sneakers with a drawing of gneiss and the geological truism greeting saying "Have A Gneiss Day!" myGeology
#geology #metamorphic #rock #SlipOnSneakers
No need to be a plant biologist or environmentalist to enjoy wry scientific advice with this apron featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Includes the scientific truism saying for all who know what photosynthesis is all about: "Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis". Memorable apron for Earth Day & beyond! myBiochemistry
#photosynthesis #reduce #smog #LongApron
Showcase your statistical attitude side with this face shield that includes the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence with this face shield! myStatistics
#statistics #bell #curve #FaceShield
Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with this paper pad that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational paper pad cheat sheet for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics! myStatistics
#statistics #nutshell #PaperPad
Showcase wry molecular biology humor with this DNA replication flask with the caption "Genius DNA". Educational biological attitude for all those who have genius DNA and want to show it! No need to be a molecular biologist or biologist to enjoy. myDna
#replication #funny #Flask
Create chess geek attitude items with this cotton face mask featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "I Play Chess Therefore I Am". Chess face mask for anyone with humorous and existential chess player style! myChess
#play #chess #words #WhiteCottonFaceMask
Have you ever quit the game of chess? Wry chess attitude is alive and well with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a reflective chess set along with the tongue-in-cheek sarcastic saying "Chess Is Not Addictive I've Quit Hundreds Of Times". Make others do a double-take about how addictive the game of chess truly is with this chess humor cotton/polyester face mask! myChess
#chess #addictive #FaceMask
Showcase your wry emerging chess sensibility with a dose of educational chess attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Every Pawn Is A Potential Queen". Memorable face mask for any chess player who knows the rules of chess! myChess
#chess #every #pawn #FaceMask
