Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Avid chess players who desire to reach the Grandmaster level will enjoy this chess attitude throw pillow featuring a reflective chess set along with the following saying: "Checkmate Is My Mantra". Memorable chess saying throw pillow for any chess player who loves to checkmate opponents! myChess
#geek #words #unwords #ThrowPillow
Showcase your wry chess player side with this planner featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Warning! Scheming Mind Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you think about chess with this geek humor chess saying planner! myChess
#chess #teachers #words #Planner
Chess players who love to analyze chess moves will enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "The Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In The Though Behind It". Memorable pair of slip-on sneakers for anyone who appreciates the thought behind chess moves! myChess
#beauty #chess #move #SlipOnSneakers
Showcase your wry chess player side with this binder featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Warning! Scheming Mind Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you think about chess with this chess saying binder! myChess
#chess #teachers #words #3RingBinder
Photosynthesis fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle" the dark reactions (light-independent reactions) of photosynthesis. Educational scientific attitude for all who know about what goes on in the Calvin cycle! myBiochemistry
#summary #calvin #cycle #BumperSticker
No need to be a biochemist or organic chemist to enjoy wry Krebs cycle humor with any of these citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) gifts featuring the following saying: "Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take on what they are powered by with a dose of educational scientific fun today! myBiochemistry
#citric #acid #cycle #machinery #TShirt
Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) bandana complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific bandana for anyone who works with statistics! myStatistics
#stats #percentages #normal #Bandana
Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve" metal parking sign featuring the normal distribution curve along with the call-out "I Am Here". Statistics geek humor metal sign for anyone who is well above average! myStatistics
#statistics #words #unwords #MetalSign
Showcase wry biochemistry humor with any of these "100% Organic" citric acid cycle (Kreb cycle / tricarboyxlic acid cycle) gifts! Make others do a double-take on organic chemistry and energy with a dose of scientific geek attitude today! myBiochemistry
#percent #organic #krebs #MetalOrnament
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry stats humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the following saying: "Normal Is My State Of Mind". Great tongue-in-cheek statistical attitude cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who does hypothesis testing or has a normal state of mind! myStatistics
#statistics #stats #statistician #FaceMask
Showcase your wry vegetarian / vegan sense of humor with a dose of environmental sustainable attitude with this tee featuring a pile of vegetables along with the saying: 'By 2050 90% Of The World Will Be Vegetarian If We Continue To Use Water Resources The Way We Do". myVegetarian
#ninety #percent #TShirt
Psychological and statistical flow chart humor is alive and well on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring endogenous exogenous and extraneous variables along with the following query that will make others do a double-take on just how scientifically and statistically you think: "How Influenced Are You By Extraneous Variables?" Classical geek humor ponderous query cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who thinks about the topic of influence! myStatistics
#influenced #FaceMask
If you are a vegetarian you'll enjoy this tee featuring a pile of vegetables along with the truism vegetarian saying "Vegetarians Do It With Vegetables". Subtle suggestive vegetarian humor t-shirt for anyone who eats vegetables and has fun making others wonder exactly is being said! myVegetarian
#vegetarian #vegetarians #TShirt
Do you think about green power? Do you know that eating meat also means consuming a lot of energy because of all the products needed to make the food to feed the animals? Showcase your scientific vegetarian sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a plant cell and the vegetarian truism saying "Think Green Power Think Vegetarian". Thoughtful vegetarian and vegan gifts for all! myVegetarian
#think #green #power #vegetarian #TShirt
Showcase human mouth anatomy with a dose of anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "I Put Words In Other People's Mouths". If you're a writer or educator you'll enjoy this truism saying with a dose of scientific fun on these memorable medical gifts featuring all key parts of the mouth! myAnatomy
#writer #funny #words #JigsawPuzzle
Avid bridge players and bridge teachers will enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice and observation: "The Game Of Bridge Demands Total Concentration". Make others do a double-take at the skill that bridge players take a lot of time to master whenever they play bridge with this cotton/polyester face mask! myBridge
#duplicate #bridge #partner #FaceMask
If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments you'll enjoy this ceramic ornament featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today! myBridge
#never #play #CeramicOrnament
Are you exhausted mentally from time to time? Showcase your wry anatomical side with this cutting board gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Exhausted Brain Inside". myAnatomy
#exhausted #brain #inside #CuttingBoard
If you love to relax showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA". myDna
#genes #humor #words #TShirt
Forensic scientists will enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with this bandana featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Forensic Scientist Inside". myDna
#genes #replication #Bandana
Showcase your wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Biology Is In My Genes". myDna
#biology #genes #SilverPlatedNecklace
If you work in the biotechnology industry you'll enjoy introducing yourself with this customizable business card featuring DNA replication along with the saying "The Future Lies In Mining Genes". Make others do a double-take about data mining in molecular biology with a dose of wry biological humor today at your next introduction! myDna
#genes #words #unwords #BusinessCard
If you are hosting a birthday party for a scientist or geologist or Grand Canyon rock fan you'll enjoy using these customizable invitations featuring the different layers of rock in the Grand Canyon along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Precisely Sedimental Inside". Memorable educational scientific geek humor birthday (or other party) invitation for all who are sentimental / sedimental! myGeology
#geek #rocks #geology #Invitation
Wry suggestive geological humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a schematic overview of an eroded thrust system. The shaded material is the nappe. The erosional hole is called a window or fenster. The klippe is the isolated block of the nappe overlying autochthonous material. These gifts include the educational scientific saying about orogeny the process of mountain building via plate tectonics: "Thrusting Makes The Bedrock". Make others do a double-take with a dose of plate tectonic attitude today! myGeology
#geology #thrusting #makes
No need to be a physicist to enjoy magnetic humor on this magnetic quadrupole moment door mat. Wry intelligent saying says: "Be An Independent Thinker Reject Specious Arguments". Psychology and physics attitude doormat for anyone who loves to argue! myPhysics
#psyche #psychology #psychologist #Doormat
