Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry stats humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the following saying: "Normal Is My State Of Mind". Great tongue-in-cheek statistical attitude cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who does hypothesis testing or has a normal state of mind! myStatistics
#statistics #stats #statistician #FaceMask
Showcase your wry vegetarian / vegan sense of humor with a dose of environmental sustainable attitude with this tee featuring a pile of vegetables along with the saying: 'By 2050 90% Of The World Will Be Vegetarian If We Continue To Use Water Resources The Way We Do". myVegetarian
#ninety #percent #TShirt
Psychological and statistical flow chart humor is alive and well on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring endogenous exogenous and extraneous variables along with the following query that will make others do a double-take on just how scientifically and statistically you think: "How Influenced Are You By Extraneous Variables?" Classical geek humor ponderous query cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who thinks about the topic of influence! myStatistics
#influenced #FaceMask
If you are a vegetarian you'll enjoy this tee featuring a pile of vegetables along with the truism vegetarian saying "Vegetarians Do It With Vegetables". Subtle suggestive vegetarian humor t-shirt for anyone who eats vegetables and has fun making others wonder exactly is being said! myVegetarian
#vegetarian #vegetarians #TShirt
Do you think about green power? Do you know that eating meat also means consuming a lot of energy because of all the products needed to make the food to feed the animals? Showcase your scientific vegetarian sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a plant cell and the vegetarian truism saying "Think Green Power Think Vegetarian". Thoughtful vegetarian and vegan gifts for all! myVegetarian
#think #green #power #vegetarian #TShirt
Showcase human mouth anatomy with a dose of anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "I Put Words In Other People's Mouths". If you're a writer or educator you'll enjoy this truism saying with a dose of scientific fun on these memorable medical gifts featuring all key parts of the mouth! myAnatomy
#writer #funny #words #JigsawPuzzle
Avid bridge players and bridge teachers will enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice and observation: "The Game Of Bridge Demands Total Concentration". Make others do a double-take at the skill that bridge players take a lot of time to master whenever they play bridge with this cotton/polyester face mask! myBridge
#duplicate #bridge #partner #FaceMask
If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments you'll enjoy this ceramic ornament featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today! myBridge
#never #play #CeramicOrnament
Are you exhausted mentally from time to time? Showcase your wry anatomical side with this cutting board gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Exhausted Brain Inside". myAnatomy
#exhausted #brain #inside #CuttingBoard
If you love to relax showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with this tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA". myDna
#genes #humor #words #TShirt
Forensic scientists will enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with this bandana featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Forensic Scientist Inside". myDna
#genes #replication #Bandana
Showcase your wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Biology Is In My Genes". myDna
#biology #genes #SilverPlatedNecklace
If you work in the biotechnology industry you'll enjoy introducing yourself with this customizable business card featuring DNA replication along with the saying "The Future Lies In Mining Genes". Make others do a double-take about data mining in molecular biology with a dose of wry biological humor today at your next introduction! myDna
#genes #words #unwords #BusinessCard
If you are hosting a birthday party for a scientist or geologist or Grand Canyon rock fan you'll enjoy using these customizable invitations featuring the different layers of rock in the Grand Canyon along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Precisely Sedimental Inside". Memorable educational scientific geek humor birthday (or other party) invitation for all who are sentimental / sedimental! myGeology
#geek #rocks #geology #Invitation
Wry suggestive geological humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a schematic overview of an eroded thrust system. The shaded material is the nappe. The erosional hole is called a window or fenster. The klippe is the isolated block of the nappe overlying autochthonous material. These gifts include the educational scientific saying about orogeny the process of mountain building via plate tectonics: "Thrusting Makes The Bedrock". Make others do a double-take with a dose of plate tectonic attitude today! myGeology
#geology #thrusting #makes
No need to be a physicist to enjoy magnetic humor on this magnetic quadrupole moment door mat. Wry intelligent saying says: "Be An Independent Thinker Reject Specious Arguments". Psychology and physics attitude doormat for anyone who loves to argue! myPhysics
#psyche #psychology #psychologist #Doormat
No need to be a physicist to enjoy magnetic humor on this magnetic quadrupole moment metal lunch box. Wry intelligent saying says: "Be An Independent Thinker Reject Specious Arguments". Psychology and physics attitude metal lunch box for anyone who loves to argue! myPhysics
#psyche #psychology #psychologist #MetalLunchBox
No need to be a physicist to enjoy magnetic humor on this magnetic quadrupole moment trivet. Wry intelligent saying says: "Be An Independent Thinker Reject Specious Arguments". Psychology and physics attitude trivet for anyone who loves to argue! myPhysics
#psyche #psychology #psychologist #Trivet
No need to be a lab technician or radiologist to enjoy any of these wry scientific geek gifts featuring a radioactive sign along with the saying "Radioactive Experiment Inside". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you are trying to say with any of these nuclear physics signage attitude gifts today! myPhysics
#sign #signage #radioactive #TShirt
No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy this doormat featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". This design features the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude door mat for anyone who works in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myPhysics
#carnot #heat #engine #thermodynamics #Doormat
Chess players who are wired for chess will enjoy this chess saying lamp featuring a reflective chess set and the following chess truism: "Wired For Chess". Make others do a double-take at what you are wired for with a dose of wry chess attitude today with this lamp! Memorable lamp for any chess club. myChess
#wired #chess #reflective #TableLamp
Let your wry biological vegetarian geek sense of humor shine with this throw pillow featuring all key parts of a plant cell along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on the benefits to following a vegetarian diet: "Vegetarian For A Healthier Life". myVegetarian
#vegetarian #words #unwords #ThrowPillow
Do you take deep breaths? Showcase your wry respiratory system attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the respiratory system along with the following truism saying for anyone into mental wellness: "Taking Deep Breaths Is Important To My State Of Mind". myAnatomy
#taking #deep #breaths #words #JigsawPuzzle
If you love beans you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of bean (dicotyledon) along with the saying "Love Your Legumes". Memorable gifts for vegetarians and anyone who likes to eat beans! myVegetarian
#bean #vegetable #dicotyledon #legumes #love #AdultApron
Can you summarize statistics? No need to be a statistician to enjoy this all-over print apron featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) complete with percentages under the curve and Z-scores along with the caption that says it all: "Summarizing Statistics". myStatistics
#bell #curve #educational #Apron
