Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase your wit and wisdom regarding the game of chess the next time you create with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Players Participate In The Hopscotch Of The Mind". Memorable chess attitude fabric for any maker who knows what chess players do when playing the game of chess! myChess
#chess #teachers #Fabric
Are you frequently lost in translation? No need to know about protein synthesis to enjoy wry biochemistry humor with this scarf featuring messenger RNA along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying that is applicable in life: "If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA". Make others do a double-take about language and meaning with this quirky scientific saying scarf! myBiochemistry
#messenger #Scarf
Let everyone do a double-take at the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) the next time you create with this fabric featuring the saying "Organic Machinery Inside". No need to be a biochemist or science teacher to enjoy this Krebs cycle geek humor fabric! myBiochemistry
#organic #machinery #inside #citric #Fabric
Do you function on a complex cycle? You'll enjoy this biochemistry humor lamp featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) with the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Showcase the complexity of your operating innards today. Science attitude lamp for anyone who functions on a complex cycle -- no matter what schedule you are following! myBiochemistry
#complex #cycle #krebs #TableLamp
No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant! myStatistics
#humor #normal #distribution #curve #TShirt
Showcase your wry vegetarian side with this tee featuring a pile of vegetables along with the following ponderous intellectual query: "Do Vegetarians Eat Figs?" The fig-wasp symbiosis notes that the wasps die within the fruit as part of the the wasp life cycle. Thus comes the following thoughtful inquiry as to what constitutes fruit and what constitutes animal matter. Make others do a double-take at their vegetarian diet with a dose of vegetarian humor today with this t-shirt! myVegetarian
#vegetarians #figs #TShirt
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with the notebook featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Stay In The Moment Play Bridge". myBridge
#stay #moment #Notebook
Avid bridge players will enjoy this bridge saying water bottle featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Do Not Sit Out The Game Of Bridge". myBridge
#StainlessSteelWaterBottle
Educational scientific anatomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the Circle of Willis the structure of arteries that provide blood flow to the brain. Make others do a double-take with a dose of circulatory attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Circle Of Willis Providing Proper Blood Flow To The Brain". myAnatomy
#arteries #words #unwords #BeverageCoaster
When you play duplicate bridge do you frequently go over hands after the session? Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with this flask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze A Hand". Make others do a double-take with a sharp observation of what some of the most astute bridge players do after playing bridge when you take a swig from this memorable bridge saying flask! myBridge
#duplicate #bridge #words #Flask
Bridge players will enjoy this bluetooth speaker featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Experience Mental Flow Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take on what to do to experience mental flow today with this memorable bridge saying bluetooth speaker! myBridge
#experience #mental #flow #play #BluetoothSpeaker
Showcase your wry sense of anatomical humor with this "Eye Think [I Think]" gift tee! Complete with all important labels of the human eye. Optometrist and opthalmologist health and medicine gift for practitioners who love to think! Let everyone know what you think with a dose of educational anatomical humor. Make others do a double-take and wonder exactly what you mean! myAnatomy
#iris #retina #TShirt
Are you a parent? Do you exhibit parenting behavior toward your parents? Showcase your wry yet realistic molecular biology attitude with a dose of scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Parental Genes Inside". Memorable scientific saying gifts for anyone who parents another! myDna
#genes #words #unwords #BabyTShirt
Those who love to tell stories will enjoy this molecular biology attitude fabric featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying "Storytelling Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take on where you get your storyteller skills from with a dose of educational scientific humor today the next time you create with this fabric! myDna
#genes #words #unwords #Fabric
No need to be a geologist or geology major to enjoy this tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying tee featuring gneiss a common and widely distributed type of rock formed by high-grade regional metamorphic processes from pre-existing formations that were originally either igneous or sedimentary rocks along with the saying "Don't Take Gneiss For Granite". It means of course "Don't Take Nice For Granted"! Memorable geological attitude t-shirt for geologists earth scientists volcanologists and anyone who enjoys some gneiss and granite humor! myGeology
#gneiss #granite #geology #TShirt
Do you love to explore? Are you genetically hard-wired for exploration? Showcase your wry genetic side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Explorer Genes Inside". myDna
#replication #genes #TShirt
Gneiss pronounced 'nice' is a common and widely distributed type of rock formed by high-grade regional metamorphic processes from pre-existing formations that were originally either igneous or sedimentary rocks. Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific attitude with this word play pair of socks with a drawing of gneiss and the geological truism greeting saying "Have A Gneiss Day!" myGeology
#geology #metamorphic #rock #Socks
Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these earth science gifts which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational scientific seismological fun for anyone who has experienced an earthquake. myGeology
#earthquakes #fault #CeramicOrnament
This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how according to the theory of special relativity different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with this geek humor fabric featuring the saying "Lorenz Transformation Inside". myPhysics
#theory #relativity #physics #Fabric
Are you a die-hard chess player? Showcase your dead serious chess attitude with this flask featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Nothing Keeps Me Going Like A Good Chess Game". Memorable flask for any avid chess player! myChess
#nothing #keeps #going #Flask
Quantum physicists will enjoy this fleece blanket featuring the Higgs field of quantum mechanics along with the following physics geek advice: "Study Quantum Physics After All You Can Do Things Prohibited By The Laws Of Classical Physics". Make others do a double-take on why everyone should study quantum physics with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor the next time you bundle up with this fleece blanket! myPhysics
#quantum #physics #higgs #field #FleeceBlanket
Chess players will enjoy this wry chess attitude scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "I Love To Check My Opponents". Make others do a double-take at your favorite move in the game of chess besides checkmate with this scarf! myChess
#love #check #Scarf
No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy this scientific informative watch featuring a jerk circuit a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit". myPhysics
#jerk #circuit #life #Watch
Entomologists biologists and ecologists will enjoy any of these scientific educational gifts featuring "Ant Worker Morphology". Diagram shows all of the key anatomical parts of a worker ant complete with labels. Make others do a double-take the anatomical intricacies of an ant with any of these gifts! Great gifts for anyone feeling like a worker ant. myAnatomy
#worker #morphology #entomology #BeverageCoaster
No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy this educational informative door mat featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor doormat at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge! myPhysics
#study #physics #teacher #Doormat
