Have A Gneiss Day! Geology Rock Geek Humor Socks

Ad: Have A Gneiss Day! Geology Rock Geek Humor Socks

Gneiss pronounced 'nice' is a common and widely distributed type of rock formed by high-grade regional metamorphic processes from pre-existing formations that were originally either igneous or sedimentary rocks. Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific attitude with this word play pair of socks with a drawing of gneiss and the geological truism greeting saying "Have A Gneiss Day!" myGeology

#geology #metamorphic #rock #Socks

Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Ceramic Ornament

Ad: Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Ceramic Ornament

Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these earth science gifts which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational scientific seismological fun for anyone who has experienced an earthquake. myGeology

#earthquakes #fault #CeramicOrnament

Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Fabric

Ad: Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Fabric

This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how according to the theory of special relativity different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with this geek humor fabric featuring the saying "Lorenz Transformation Inside". myPhysics

#theory #relativity #physics #Fabric

Nothing Keeps Me Going Like A Good Chess Game Flask

Ad: Nothing Keeps Me Going Like A Good Chess Game Flask

Are you a die-hard chess player? Showcase your dead serious chess attitude with this flask featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Nothing Keeps Me Going Like A Good Chess Game". Memorable flask for any avid chess player! myChess

#nothing #keeps #going #Flask

Study Quantum Physics Higgs Field Standard Model Fleece Blanket

Ad: Study Quantum Physics Higgs Field Standard Model Fleece Blanket

Quantum physicists will enjoy this fleece blanket featuring the Higgs field of quantum mechanics along with the following physics geek advice: "Study Quantum Physics After All You Can Do Things Prohibited By The Laws Of Classical Physics". Make others do a double-take on why everyone should study quantum physics with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor the next time you bundle up with this fleece blanket! myPhysics

#quantum #physics #higgs #field #FleeceBlanket

I Love To Check My Opponents Chess Player Saying Scarf

Ad: I Love To Check My Opponents Chess Player Saying Scarf

Chess players will enjoy this wry chess attitude scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "I Love To Check My Opponents". Make others do a double-take at your favorite move in the game of chess besides checkmate with this scarf! myChess

#love #check #Scarf

Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit Physics Humor Watch

Ad: Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit Physics Humor Watch

No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy this scientific informative watch featuring a jerk circuit a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit". myPhysics

#jerk #circuit #life #Watch

Ant Worker Morphology (Worker Ant Entomology) Beverage Coaster

Ad: Ant Worker Morphology (Worker Ant Entomology) Beverage Coaster

Entomologists biologists and ecologists will enjoy any of these scientific educational gifts featuring "Ant Worker Morphology". Diagram shows all of the key anatomical parts of a worker ant complete with labels. Make others do a double-take the anatomical intricacies of an ant with any of these gifts! Great gifts for anyone feeling like a worker ant. myAnatomy

#worker #morphology #entomology #BeverageCoaster

Be Powerful Study Physics Equations Geek Advice Doormat

Ad: Be Powerful Study Physics Equations Geek Advice Doormat

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy this educational informative door mat featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor doormat at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge! myPhysics

#study #physics #teacher #Doormat

Chess Is A Sea In Which Gnat May Drink Elephant Throw Pillow

Ad: Chess Is A Sea In Which Gnat May Drink Elephant Throw Pillow

Make others do a double-take about the intellectual depth found in the game of chess with this throw pillow featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Chess Is A Sea In Which A Gnat May Drink & An Elephant May Bathe". Great throw pillow for any avid chess player! myChess

#chess #metaphor #player #ThrowPillow

Becoming A Great Chess Player An Endless Journey Jigsaw Puzzle

Ad: Becoming A Great Chess Player An Endless Journey Jigsaw Puzzle

Showcase your wry chess attitude with a dose of reflective chess set humor with this jigsaw puzzle featuring the saying "Becoming A Great Chess Player Is An Endless Journey". Chess players who aspire to be great players will enjoy this timeless chess saying jigsaw puzzle! myChess

#becoming #great #chess #player #JigsawPuzzle

Strategy Requires Thought Tactic Observation Chess Metal Lunch Box

Ad: Strategy Requires Thought Tactic Observation Chess Metal Lunch Box

No need to be a Grandmaster or chess teacher to enjoy this chess truism quote which says the following: "Strategy Requires Thought - Tactics Require Observation". Includes reflective chess set design. Chess attitude lunchbox for anyone who loves chess strategy and who observes carefully at the chessboard when playing chess! myChess

#strategy #tactics #observation #MetalLunchBox

Warning! Neural Circuitry Inside (Neuron Synapse) Luggage Tag

Ad: Warning! Neural Circuitry Inside (Neuron Synapse) Luggage Tag

No need to be a neurologist to know that you have delicate neural circuitry inside of you. Provide others with a tongue-in-cheek biology humor warning with this luggage tag that says: "Warning! Neural Circuitry Inside". Educational scientific attitude design for anyone with neurons who travels! myAnatomy

#inside #synapse #neuron #LuggageTag

Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside Anatomical Heart Luggage Tag

Ad: Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside Anatomical Heart Luggage Tag

Do you have heart-stopping rhythm inside of you? No need to work in the medical or musical field to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this luggage tag featuring a medical diagram of the human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside". Educational scientific attitude luggage tag that will surely be a great conversation starter for anyone with a heart! myAnatomy

#heartstopping #rhythm #inside #LuggageTag

100% Locavore (Pile Of Vegetables) Postcard

Ad: 100% Locavore (Pile Of Vegetables) Postcard

If you advocate the local food movement along with organic gardening and sourcing food locally you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a pile of vegetables along with the caption "100% Locavore". Make others do a double-take at the need to take a critical look at our diets and where the food we eat is coming from with these 100% Locavore saying gifts! Vegetarians and vegans will enjoy! myVegetarian

#hundred #percent #locavore #pile #Postcard

Love Your Legumes (Bean Dicotyledon) Postcard

Ad: Love Your Legumes (Bean Dicotyledon) Postcard

If you love beans you'll enjoy this postcard featuring all key parts of bean (dicotyledon) along with the saying "Love Your Legumes". Memorable postcard for any vegetarian and anyone who likes to eat beans! myVegetarian

#bean #vegetable #dicotyledon #Postcard

Bridge A Test Of Your Skill Versus Opponents' Luck Apron

Ad: Bridge A Test Of Your Skill Versus Opponents' Luck Apron

Let your wry bridge sense of humor shine with this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying used by avid bridge players in describing the game: "Bridge A Test Of Your Skill Versus Opponents' Luck". Memorable bridge attitude all-over print apron for any bridge player who understands the nuances of playing bridge! myBridge

#bridge #duplicate #Apron

Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze Apron

Ad: Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze Apron

When you play duplicate bridge do you frequently go over hand after the session? Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze A Hand". Make others do a double-take with a sharp observation of what some of the most astute bridge players do after playing bridge with this memorable bridge saying apron! myBridge

#duplicate #bridge #words #Apron

Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Button

Ad: Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Button

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today! myStatistics

#statistics #stats #statistical #Button

I Play Bridge During Morning Noon Night Card Suits Apron

Ad: I Play Bridge During Morning Noon Night Card Suits Apron

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor at bridge tournaments with this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the following saying for avid bridge tournament attendees: "I Play Bridge During Morning Noon & Night". Make others do a double-take at your mental stamina for the game of bridge with this bridge saying all-over print apron today! myBridge

#bridge #humor #players #Apron

If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA Adult Apron

Ad: If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA Adult Apron

Are you frequently lost in translation? No need to know about protein synthesis to enjoy wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring messenger RNA along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying that is applicable in life: "If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA". Make others do a double-take about language and meaning with a scientific attitude today! myBiochemistry

#messenger #AdultApron

Love Starts Inside Of Your Genes (DNA Replication) Button

Ad: Love Starts Inside Of Your Genes (DNA Replication) Button

No need to wait until Valentine's Day or a special occasion to enjoy this wry molecular biology humor truism saying "Love Starts Inside Of Your Genes". Comes with DNA replication diagram complete with leading and lagging strands of life. Make others think carefully about what you are trying to say about love and genetics with any of these educational scientific attitude gifts! myDna

#genes #replication #Button

Tectonic Collision (Himalayas) Tie

Ad: Tectonic Collision (Himalayas) Tie

Geologists and earth scientists will enjoy this plate tectonics design featuring the tectonic collision that created the Himalayas millions of years ago. Educational scientific gifts for all who understand the forces of plate tectonics and then some! myGeology

#plate #tectonics #tectonic #collision #Tie

Genetically Wired For Search DNA Replication Humor Sandstone Coaster

Ad: Genetically Wired For Search DNA Replication Humor Sandstone Coaster

Those who work in the search industry who feel that they are genetically wired to keep searching will enjoy wry biological humor with this coaster featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetically Wired For Search". Make others do a double-take about where you get your propensity for search with a dose of geek humor today! myDna

#genetically #wired #search #SandstoneCoaster

Remember: Rayleigh Wave Strength Amplitude Neck Tie

Ad: Remember: Rayleigh Wave Strength Amplitude Neck Tie

If you have ever been in an earthquake you have probably experienced a Rayleigh wave or several. No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following definition on what a Rayleigh wave is: "Remember: Rayleigh Wave - The Strength Or Amplitude Of Surface Waves Decreases Exponentially With The Depth Of The Earthquake". Perfect gifts for all earthquake fans! myGeology

#geology #seismology #words #NeckTie