Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
If you love to relax showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with this polyester face mask featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA". Memorable geek humor scientific saying polyester face mask for anyone who likes to relax all the time! myDna
#genes #words #unwords #FaceMask
If you think about how long Earth has been in existence you'll enjoy this earth science geological time clock all-over print apron featuring "History Of Earth" -- from more than 4 billions years ago to the present. Make others do a double-take about how long Earth has supported life with this educational scientific attitude all-over print apron! myGeology
#history #earth #geological #Apron
Showcase your wry chess player side with a dose of chess humor with this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Life Is Not Long Enough To Master The Game Of Chess". myChess
#chess #game #saying #Bandana
Are you frequently lost in a world of chess? Avid chess players who concentrate very hard on the game of chess will enjoy this wry chess saying pair of socks featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Lost In A World Of Chess". Make others do a double-take at where you truly are when you play chess with this memorable chess attitude pair of socks! myChess
#chess #saying #world #Socks
Showcase your wry chess attitude with a dose of sound chess advice whenever you take a bath or shower with this shower curtain featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Have Courage And Character Play Chess". No need to be an avid chess player to enjoy! myChess
#chess #teachers #words #ShowerCurtain
Showcase your wry vegetarian side with this tie featuring a pile of vegetables along with the following ponderous intellectual query: "Do Vegetarians Eat Figs?" The fig-wasp symbiosis notes that the wasps die within the fruit as part of the the wasp life cycle. Thus comes the following thoughtful inquiry as to what constitutes fruit and what constitutes animal matter. Make others do a double-take at their vegetarian diet with a dose of vegetarian humor with this necktie! myVegetarian
#vegetarians #figs #NeckTie
Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186 282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally in terms of processing what you can see and figuratively! myPhysics
#speed #limit #physics #TShirt
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry brainy attitude with this polyester face mask featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following sound advice for any avid exerciser (e.g. marathons ultra-marathons): "Train Your Brain Eliminate The Sensation Of Fatigue". myAnatomy
#brain #brainy #train #FaceMask
Do you spend lots and lots of time playing bridge / duplicate bridge? Showcase your wry bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge". Memorable gifts for any die-hard bridge player! myBridge
#bridge #game #player #Keychain
If you play bridge and take the game seriously you'll enjoy introducing yourself with any of these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With The Endgame In Mind". Make others do a double-take about what bridge players do and why they do it at the bridge table! myBridge
#four #card #suits #bridge #BusinessCard
Showcase your wry Krebs cycle sense of humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle TCAC) along with the saying "My Life Follows A Certain Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific educational attitude on what their energy cycle is all about with this fabric! myBiochemistry
#citric #acid #cycle #words #Fabric
If you love igneous rock and have studied them in detail you'll enjoy any of these wry geological attitude gifts featuring the classification scheme for igneous rocks on their mineralogy. As you probably know igneous rock is formed by magma or lava (molten rock) cooling and becoming solid. The diagram features the mineralogical composition of igneous rocks with decreasing silica (SiO2) content. Make others do a double-take with these scientific truism gifts that include the fun-filled saying "Igneous Is Bliss" (a parody on Ignorance Is Bliss)! myGeology
#geology #igneous #bliss #NeckTie
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to understand type I and type II statistical errors. Type I error is an α error or a "false positive": the error of rejecting a null hypothesis when it is actually true. Type II error is a β error or a "false negative": the error of failing to reject a null hypothesis when it is in fact not true. Showcase your knowledge and understand of who is right and who is wrong with this statistical attitude clock! Perfect clock for any hypothesis tester! myStatistics
#type #error #words #RoundClock
Showcase your wry geological and earth science side with any of these gifts featuring gneiss along with the following scientific saying: "I'm Gneiss Don't Take Me For Granite". Double-entendre humor that means the following as well: "I'm Nice Don't Take Me For Granted". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with any of these gneiss attitude gifts! myGeology
#gneiss #rock #humor #Keychain
No need to be a chemist or biochemist to know about the peptide hormone oxytocin known as the "Building Blocks Of Love". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude over the true origins of love today! Memorable geek humor bandana for Valentine's Day Mother's Day etc.! myBiochemistry
#oxytocin #peptide #mammalian #Bandana
Statisticians will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of stats geek attitude with any of these business cards featuring a normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". Customizable business cards for anyone who think about statistics constantly! myStatistics
#bell #curve #humor #BusinessCard
No need to be a biologist or geneticist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this throw blanket featuring DNA replication complete with all key parts and labels along with the biological truism saying "Genetics Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take on the world of genetics and genes with this educational scientific attitude throw blanket today! myDna
#replication #ThrowBlanket
Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with this customizable paper napkin featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic conversation starter geek humor paper napkin for your next event or gathering! myDna
#unwind #with #molecular #biology #Napkins
Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude toward aging with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Yet Another Year Older ... And Still Just As Twisted". Makes a great birthday gift for any molecular biologist or scientist! myDna
#another #year #older #TShirt
No need to be a biologist or geneticist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this iPhone 8/7 Case featuring DNA replication complete with all key parts and labels along with the biological truism saying "Genetics Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take on the world of genetics and genes with this educational scientific attitude iPhone Barely There case today! myDna
#replication #iPhone87Case
If you have played chess for a while you will realize that chess induces a thinking on a different plane. Showcase your deep thoughts with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Chess The Art Of Analysis". No need to be a chess teacher to enjoy! myChess
#chess #player #Magnet
Do you life to be nothing but a series of chain reactions? Showcase wry biological and scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain as found in the mitochondria. Comes with the biological truism saying that many find to be true: "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions". Make others do a double-take with wry biochemical humor with any of these electron transport chain attitude gifts! myBiochemistry
#life #sciences
Let your wry statistical side shine with this lamp featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve) along with the following stats humor saying: "Statistically Confident Inside". Great wrapped canvas lamp for any statistician or stats student who engages in hypothesis testing! myStatistics
#statistics #stats #bell #TableLamp
No need to be a biochemist to enjoy wry geek humor with this trivet featuring the DNA bases of adenine cytosine guanine and thymine in chemical molecule form along with the following rhetorical question: "Do You Have All Your Bases Covered?" myBiochemistry
#have #your #Trivet
Remind yourself of your knowledge of health and disease with this bath mat featuring the following epidemiological statement: "Remember: Case Fatality Rate Is Not The Same As Cause-Specific Mortality Rate". Includes equations on how to calculate both ratios. No need to be an epidemiologist to appreciate how these statistics are frequently mistaken for each other in the greater media when discussing public health issues in everyday conversation. myStatistics
#epidemiology #epidemiologist #advice #BathMat
