Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, September 08, 2015

Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Computer Bag

tagged with: irrational number, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, educational, make everyday pi day, geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pie, pi humor

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry math humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". Make others do a double-take at this irrational mathematical constant with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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Evolving Cube Inside (Math & Geometry) Yubo Lunch Box

tagged with: evolving cube inside, cube, inside, math, geometry, mathematician, geek, geometrician, humor, words and unwords, attitude, educational, saying, cuboid, education

No need to be a math teacher or geometrician to enjoy wry math and geometry attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring "Evolving Cube Inside".

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Trilobite Anyone? (Fossilized Trilobite) Stamp

tagged with: trilobite, trilobite anyone, paleontologist, paleontology, biostratigraphy, evolutionary biology, evolution, evolve, geek, words and unwords, fossil, science, scientist, funny, humor, attitude, fossilized, saying

No need to be a paleontologist or archaeologist to enjoy this stamp featuring a fossilized trilobite. Trilobites, meaning "three lobes", are a well-known fossil group of extinct marine arthropods that form the class Trilobita. Because trilobites had wide diversity and an easily fossilized exoskeleton an extensive fossil record was left, with some 17,000 known species spanning Paleozoic time. The study of these fossils has led to important contributions in the fields of biostratigraphy, paleontology, evolutionary biology and plate tectonics. Make others do a double-take on trilobites the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a fossilized trilobite and the saying "Trilobite Anyone?"

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Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG / EKG) Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, geek, cardiologists, do it with rhythm, cardiology

Cardiologists will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the funny truism saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm".

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) Display Plaques

tagged with: fascinated by skin, skin, dermal layers, dermatology, dermatologist, dermal, scientific, educational, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, funny, medical, medicine, skin doctor

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key components to human skin along with the saying "Fascinated By Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you are truly fascinated by with a dose of medical, anatomical humor today!

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Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Tshirt

tagged with: future grandmaster, chess, grandmaster, saying, geek, attitude, reflective chess set, chess set, words and unwords, chess players, chess aspiration, chess goal, chess pieces, chess sayings, chess game

Chess players who aspire to be Grandmasters will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Future Grandmaster". For any chess player who aspires to reach the highest echelons of the chess world!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side the next time you send correspondence with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge".

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy (Krebs) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, words and unwords, just generating a form, usable energy, energy cycle, geek, humor, biochemistry, chemistry

Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) attitude is alive and well on any of these biochemistry geek attitude gifts featuring the saying "Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy". Make others do a double-take on how you produce ATP within your cells today!

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Remember ... Correlation Does Not Equal Causation Rectangular Sticker

tagged with: correlation, words and unwords, remember, statistics, correlation does not equal causation, datapoints, humor, causation, geek, correlation coefficients

No need to be a statistician to know that correlation does not equal causation. Showcase your wry and witty statistical side with any of these gifts featuring various correlation coefficients and their respective graphs along with the following reminder: "Remember ... Correlation Does Not Equal Causation". Statistical geek attitude for anyone who knows about the relationship between correlation and causation -- i.e., there isn't one!

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Software Developers Have To Drill Down To The Nuts Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: words and unwords, software development, software engineers, software developers, nuts and bolts, open source, drill down to the, programmer, geek humor, geek saying

Open source advocates who program in Java and beyond will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek unofficial Java mascot Duke gifts featuring Duke wielding a chainsaw and jack hammer along with the following truism saying: "Software Developers Have To Drill Down To The Nuts & Bolts". Make others do a double-take on what software developers and software engineers do on a daily basis!

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Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside (Brain Humor) Skateboards

tagged with: brain, words and unwords, warning, anatomy, discombobulated, anatomical, discombobulated mind inside, brainy, geek humor, psyche

Showcase your wry intelligent side with this skateboard gift featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". Brainy humor gift for skaterboarders and non-skateboarders!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Letterhead

tagged with: facilitator inside, mediator, facilitator, facilitated diffusion, cell membrane, protein, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, molecules, chemistry, biochemistry, cell biologist, biologist, biochemist, scientist, attitude, saying, lifestyle

If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with any of these cell biology attitude gifts!

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Biology Only Discipline Multiplication Division Round Metal Christmas Ornament

tagged with: humor, biology, biologist, geek, the only discipline, multiplication and division, mean the same thing, mitosis

Wry mitotic humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring mitosis along with the following scientific truism saying: "Biology The Only Discipline Where Multiplication & Division Are The Same". No need to be a biologist to understand the process of mitosis -- i.e., cell division and, by extension, cell multiplication. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek biology geek attitude today!

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How I Am Related To You (Cousin Tree Genetic Kin) Round Clock

tagged with: family reunion, cousin tree, genetic kinship, genetics, relationships, genealogy, genealogist, family relationships, words and unwords, kinship, family history, chart, educational, scientific, evolution, anthropology, scientist, generations, biology, family ties, educational resources

No need to be a genealogist to understand the cousin tree with genetic kinship. At your next family reunion showcase your educational, family history style with any of these cousin tree gifts featuring the caption "How I Am Related To You". Make others do a double-take on family relationships today!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers)

tagged with: fascinated by skin, skin, dermal layers, dermatology, dermatologist, dermal, scientific, educational, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, funny, medical, medicine, skin doctor

Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Watches

tagged with: discontent, words and unwords, success, entrepreneur, restlessness, progress, failure, restlessness is discontent, thomas edison, inspirational

Showcase your inspirational and motivational side with this watch featuring a timeless quote by inventor and scientist Thomas Alva Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with this watch! Perfect timepiece gift for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Canvas Print

tagged with: jabberwock, jabberwocky, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, poem, john tenniel, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, words and unwords, gibberish, pormanteau, poetry, infamous poem, monster, logic, rhyme and reason, artist, jabberwocky poem, jaberwock, jaberwocky, monsters

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with this wrapped canvas featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless canvas gift that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Be Mindful Of The Honey Bee (Apiarist Attitude) Stamps

tagged with: be mindful, of the honey bee, apiarist attitude, honey bee, bee, apiarist, beekeeper, words and unwords, saying, advice

Apiarists and beekeepers will enjoy sending correspondence with this postage featuring the honey bee along with the saying for anyone who cares about the role of the honey bee in agriculture: "Be Mindful Of The Honey Bee". Memorable beekeeper attitude postage for all who are mindful of honey bees!

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May All Your Finesses And Slams Make (Bridge) Double-Sided Oval Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Wish you fellow bridge partner happy thoughts with any of these bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "May All Your Finesses And Slams Make". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of good wishes for excellent bridge play with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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Study Of Horse (c. 1490) Leonardo da Vinci Letterhead

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, horse, 1490, study of horse, horse drawing, equestrian, equine, words and unwords, horse anatomy, da vinci, genius, artist, scientist, drawing, anatomical, renaissance, timeless, attitude, scientific, horses

No need to be a lover of horses or an equestrian to enjoy any of these horse drawing gifts! Featuring an infamous drawing by Renaissance artist and genius Leonardo da Vinci that is known as "Study Of Horse" circa 1490. Make others do a double-take on the anatomy and physique of a horse with any of these timeless horse drawing gifts!

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Do You Know About Circulation In Macroeconomics? Round Metal Christmas Ornament

tagged with: savings, labor, taxes, government, economics, economist, the circulation in macroeconomics, macroeconomics, economics teacher, words and unwords, labour, investment, query, inquiry, cheat sheet, diagram, money flows, international, econ, economics major, attitude, humor, geek, business, business major

No matter which country you live in, you are affected by macroeconomics, a branch of economics that deals with the performance, structure, and behavior of the economy of the entire community, either a nation, a region, or the entire world. Make others do a double-take with intelligent thought with any of these thought-provoking economics cheat sheet gifts featuring the circulation in macroeconomics. Ask yourself and others the key question: "Do You Know About The Circulation In Macroeconomics" No need to be an economist or economics major to enjoy!

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Monday, September 07, 2015

Software Developer Genes Inside (Bug Droid) iPad Mini Cover

tagged with: android, robot, bug droid, bugdroid, software developer genes inside, genes, inside, software developer, software engineer, computers, computer engineer, application developer, programmer, geek, humor, itude, saying, words and unwords, software engineering

Are you a software developer? Do you believe that you have software developer genes inside of you? Show your wry self with a dose of Android robot / bugdroid (bug droid) sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the Android robot along with DNA replication, in addition to the truism saying "Software Developer Genes Inside". Each letter featuring a mini-bug droid in a different position. Make everyone do a double-take with a dose of software engineer / software developer itude today! Especially apropos gifts for all those who work on the Android platform! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy (Krebs) Belt Buckles

tagged with: citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, words and unwords, just generating a form, usable energy, energy cycle, geek, humor, biochemistry, chemistry

Knowledge Is Power Do Statistics Bell Curve Humor Double-Sided Ceramic Round Christmas Ornament

tagged with: hypothesis testing, gaussian distribution curve, do statistics, standard deviation, normal distribution curve, statistics, bell curve, psychology, words and unwords, knowledge is power

Showcase your wry stats attitude with any of these stats advice gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve), along with the following saying: "Knowledge Is Power Do Statistics". Memorable gifts for any statistician!

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Wrist Watch

tagged with: biology, biochemistry, scientist, biomedical engineer, biochemist, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, running on the krebs cycle, words and unwords, geek, saying, truism, science, biologist, krebs cycle, tcac, humor, attitude, atp, medical, medicine, cell biology, life science, truisms, funny

No need to be a runner to enjoy wry biochemical humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle or TCAC) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally And Figuratively)".

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Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: electron transport chain, oxidation-reduction reactions inside, reactions, inside, oxidation-reduction, mitochondrion, biochemistry, geek, redox, words and unwords, saying, truism, biology, mitochondria, oxidative phosphorylation, nadh, succinate, enzyme, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, humor, attitude, educational, science teacher, atp, energy, truisms

Showcase exactly what goes on inside of your cells -- specifically your mitochondria -- with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain. For the record, the electron transport chain in the mitochondrion is the site of oxidative phosphorylation in eukaryotes. The NADH and succinate generated in the citric acid cycle is oxidized, providing energy to power ATP synthase. Make others do a double-take on the "Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside" with any of these biochemistry attitude gifts today!

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Be Foundational Think Elemental (Periodic Table) Postage Stamps

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, chemistry, geek, humor, be foundational, think elemental, elements, attitude, words and unwords, saying, thinker, advice

If you are a foundational thinker and think about chemistry and the elements, you'll enjoy wry geek humor with this educational, scientific stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements. Comes with the truism saying for all who ponder: "Be Foundational Think Elemental". Memorable postage for scientists, philosophers, and those who think about the Periodic Table of Elements all the time!

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Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Stamps

tagged with: irrational number, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, educational, make everyday pi day, geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pie, pi humor

Showcase your wry pi fan side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy this postage!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Postage Stamp

tagged with: saying, equation, equivalent, equal to one another, equivalent equations, humor, mathematician, math, geek, words and unwords, truism, same, math major, math teacher, attitude, math geek, educational, algebra, educational resources

Showcase your wry mathematical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the following truism saying: "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another".

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Heartbeat Life's Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Small Square Tile

tagged with: heartbeat life's rhythm, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emt, words and unwords, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, saying

Wry medical humor gifts containing life's rhythm: an electrocardiogram of a heartbeat! Includes the saying that says it all: "Heartbeat Life's Rhythm".

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Round Pendant Necklace

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Ben Bernanke Inflation Erodes Real Value Govt Debt Watches

tagged with: ben bernanke, bernanke, chairman of the fed, federal reserve, inflation, economics, create some inflation, economist, words and unwords, humor, bernard benanke, quote, quotation, economy, debt, interest of the government, social scientist, social science, real value of the government's

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry economics humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a quote on inflation by 14th Federal Reserve Board Chair Ben Bernanke, who once stated the following: "People know that inflation erodes the real value of the government's debt and, therefore, that it is in the interest of the government to create some inflation".

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Dartboard

tagged with: powered by organic chemistry, organic chemistry, chemistry, chemist, citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, biochemistry, biochemist, educational, science, truism

Showcase your wry organic chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Powered By Organic Chemistry".

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Losing My Brain Is Not An Acceptable Option Samsung Galaxy S4 Cases

tagged with: brain, words and unwords, neurosurgeon, not an acceptable option, anatomy, losing my brain, humor, medical, brainy, geek

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain along with the saying "Losing My Brain Is Not An Acceptable Option". Memorable medical and anatomical attitude gag gift for all who lose their brains from time to time and need a reminder to get back on track!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) BooginHead Pacifier

tagged with: stats, percentages, normal distribution curve, statistics, statistician, bell curve, psychology, powered by statistics, words and unwords, geek, humor

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside iPhone Speaker

My Life Nothing But Periodic Table Of Elements Postage Stamp

tagged with: periodic table of elements, chemist, chemistry, geek humor, my life consists of nothing, periodic table, elements, words and unwords, funny saying, nothing but the periodic table

Those with a sense of life will enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Consists Of Nothing But A Periodic Table Of Elements". Educational, scientific fun for all -- no need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Pillow

tagged with: humor, geology, earth science, geologist, seismologist, plate tectonics, schist, granite, words and unwords, geek, funny, attitude, science, earthquake, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, saying, truism, rock hound

Take a nap with a dose of wry geological humor with this pillow gift featuring the three plate boundaries along with the following scientific truism saying: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Great geek humor gift for any fan of plate tectonics!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Messenger Bag

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering, wireless

Fans of Tesla's infamous AC dynamo will enjoy traveling with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the U.S. patent drawing known as the "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable gift for any electrical engineer or fan of wireless!

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Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life (Ecology) Round Clocks

tagged with: food chains, ocean food chain, land food chain, web of life, food webs, part of the web, words and unwords, biology, ecology, biologist, ecologist, educational, scientific, saying

Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring two food chains, one on land and one in the ocean, along with the saying "Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life".

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Evolving Cube Inside (Math & Geometry) Postage

tagged with: evolving cube inside, cube, inside, math, geometry, mathematician, geek, geometrician, humor, words and unwords, attitude, educational, saying, cuboid, education

Showcase your wry math and geometry side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a cube in evolution along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Evolving Cube Inside".

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Nipponosaurus (Lameosaurine Hadrosaurid) Throw Pillow

tagged with: nipponosaurus, dinosaur fan, words and unwords, paleontologist, prehistoric, paleontology, lambeosurine hadrosaurid, extinct, dinosaur, cretaceous period, educational resources, attitude, scientist

Hadrosaurids or duck-billed dinosaurs are members of the family Hadrosauridae. One of lambeosaurines (Lambeosaurinae) had hollow cranial crests or tubes, and were generally less bulky, and included in this subfamily were the Nipponosaurus which existed during the Cretaceous Period. Showcase your prehistoric dinosaur fan side with this throw pillow featuring Nipponosaurus!

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I've Got Rhythm (EKG/ECG Heartbeat) Double-Sided Ceramic Round Christmas Ornament

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, ekg, medical, i've got rhythm, electrocardiogram, normal sinus rhythm, geek humor, heartbeat diagram

No need to be a music lover to showcase your medical musical style with any of these "I've Got Rhythm" gifts (Old Gate Lane Outline font) featuring a normal heartbeat (sinus rhythm)!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: fascinated by skin, skin, dermal layers, dermatology, dermatologist, dermal, scientific, educational, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, funny, medical, medicine, skin doctor

Do Not Be Mentally Stalemated Play Chess Dart Boards

tagged with: words and unwords, play chess, do not be mentally stalemated, chess humor, reflective chess set, chess advice, chess, chess player advice

Showcase your wry chess humor with a dose of sound chess advice with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Do Not Be Mentally Stalemated Play Chess". No need to be a chess teacher to enjoy!

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