Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, September 07, 2015

Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Galaxy S4 Cover

tagged with: discontent, words and unwords, success, entrepreneur, restlessness, progress, failure, restlessness is discontent, thomas edison, inspirational

If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Watches

Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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Speed Limit Zero Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay Fabric

tagged with: transportation sign, signs, signage, speed limit zero, speed limit 0, physics, speed limit sign, words and unwords, humor, geek saying, couch potato, physicist, newton's mechanics, mechanics, funny

No need to be a physics major to enjoy traffic sign humor with this fabric featuring a speed limit transportation sign, along with the wry physics saying caption (for all who know about Newton's laws): "Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay At Rest". Includes "Speed Limit 0" [Zero] sign. Couch potatoes -- and all who love to sit down and rest and create -- will enjoy this timeless signage humor fabric!

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Sunday, September 06, 2015

Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Square Metal Christmas Ornament

tagged with: higgs boson, standard model, higgs field, proof of the existence, important to the understanding of, time space matter, sub-atomic, particle physics, words and unwords, physics, physicist, geek, attitude, saying, universe, quantum physics, quantum mechanics

Particle physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, including quarks, leptons, protons, and the infamous Higgs boson. Make others do a double-take at the sub-atomic view of the world with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the following saying: "Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Is Important To The Understanding Of Time, Space & Matter".

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Square Metal Christmas Ornament

tagged with: powered by organic chemistry, organic chemistry, chemistry, chemist, citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, biochemistry, biochemist, educational, science, truism

Showcase your wry organic chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Powered By Organic Chemistry".

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Skin For The NOOK

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: stats, percentages, normal distribution curve, statistics, statistician, bell curve, psychology, powered by statistics, words and unwords, geek, humor

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element Wrist Watch

tagged with: periodic table of elements, just missing an element, chemistry, words and unwords, the human element, elements, periodic table, geek humor, funny chemist saying

Showcase your wry scientific attitude the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following saying: "Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Yubo Lunch Box

tagged with: humor, geology, earth science, geologist, seismologist, plate tectonics, schist, granite, words and unwords, geek, funny, attitude, science, earthquake, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, saying, truism, rock hound

Showcase your wry geological geek sense of humor the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring the three plate boundaries on Earth along with the following saying: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Make others do a double-take on the different types of rocks found on Earth at your next meal with a dose of earth scientific attitude today!

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Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside Letterhead

tagged with: electron transport chain, oxidation-reduction reactions inside, reactions, inside, oxidation-reduction, mitochondrion, biochemistry, geek, redox, words and unwords, saying, truism, biology, mitochondria, oxidative phosphorylation, nadh, succinate, enzyme, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, humor, attitude, educational, science teacher, atp, energy, truisms

Showcase exactly what goes on inside of your cells -- specifically your mitochondria -- with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain. For the record, the electron transport chain in the mitochondrion is the site of oxidative phosphorylation in eukaryotes. The NADH and succinate generated in the citric acid cycle is oxidized, providing energy to power ATP synthase. Make others do a double-take on the "Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside" with any of these biochemistry attitude gifts today!

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Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life (Mature RNA) Double-Sided Ceramic Round Christmas Ornament

tagged with: rna splicing, rna, mature rna, splicing, introns, exons, molecular biology, biotechnology the splicing of life, biotechnology, words and unwords, life saying, geek humor, geek attitude, educational, scientific, the splicing of life

Wry molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biotechnology gifts featuring introns, exons, and the making of mature RNA. Comes with the truism saying for all who know about the splicing of life: "Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific biological attitude today!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Small Square Tile

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) Stamps

tagged with: ricci flow, geometry, math, mathematician, geometric flows, poincaré conjecture, topology, physics, geek, words and unwords, geometric, heat, physicist, solution, flow, nonlinear, diffusion equation, topologist, humor, attitude, educational, gregorio ricci-curbastro, richard hamilton, educational resources, a part of the solution

No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy this stamp featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric stamp for any fan of geometric flows!

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In Re Morse (Morse Code) Letterhead

tagged with: in re morse, remorse, pertaining to, code, programmer, geek, humor, morse code, international morse code, words and unwords, funny, double entendre, language, legal, attitude, saying, definition, educational, samuel morse, education

No need to be a programmer or work in the legal field to enjoy wry linguistic humor on any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the saying "In Re Morse" -- meaning, "pertaining to Morse". Showcase your educational Morse code attitude today! Perfect geek humor gifts for wireless fans who know about Morse code!

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (ECG / EKG) Stationery

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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Do Not Be Mentally Stalemated Play Chess Samsung Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: words and unwords, play chess, do not be mentally stalemated, chess humor, reflective chess set, chess advice, chess, chess player advice

Showcase your wry chess humor with a dose of sound chess advice with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Do Not Be Mentally Stalemated Play Chess". No need to be a chess teacher to enjoy!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication)

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Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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It's All Downhill From Here (Warning Sign Humor) Note Pad

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Do you feel sad or melancholy at times? Do you feel that your life is going downhill? Or, alternatively, are you going to coast all the way downhill? Look no further than any of these transportation signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for downhill ahead along with the truism saying that you often hear: "It's All Downhill From Here". Memorable transportation sign attitude gifts for all who are going downhill -- whether physically, mentally, or emotionally. Fun gag gifts for those feeling blue and who are interested in warning others!

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Wristwatch

tagged with: wall street, sign, humor, value investor, economics, stock market, money, words and unwords, paved with too much beta, not enough alpha, financier, stockbroker, truism, signage, attitude, funny, sarcasm, investing, investor, value investing, economy, economist, political economy, investment

Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this Wall Street signage watch with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street the next time you tell time!

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Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) iPhone 5C Covers

tagged with: software developer inside, bug droid, bug droid font, software development, android, bug droid letters, saying, open source, words and unwords, software engineer, geek humor, software developer

Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug droid lettering for all letters for the saying "Software Developer Inside". Make others do a double-take with open source quixotic itude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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My World Revolves Around Krebs (Energy Cycle) T Shirt

tagged with: my world revolves around krebs, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, science, geek, humor, energy, atp, funny, saying, truism, scientific, biochemistry, organic chemistry, biochemist, biologist

Showcase your wry biochemical side with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "My World Revolves Around Krebs".

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Candy Jars

tagged with: stats, percentages, normal distribution curve, statistics, statistician, bell curve, psychology, powered by statistics, words and unwords, geek, humor

Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element Decal For Laptop

tagged with: periodic table of elements, just missing an element, chemistry, words and unwords, the human element, elements, periodic table, geek humor, funny chemist saying

Showcase your wry sense of chemistry humor with this Periodic Table of Elements! Gifts include the funny saying "Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element". Educational fun that will make others do a double-take the next time they look at the periodic table!

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Cell Components Inside Round Wall Clock

tagged with: atp, cell components inside, inside, cell biologist, cell biology, biology, cell membrane, biology teacher, components, words and unwords

Face it - you have cell components inside. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring "Cell Components Inside". Make others do a double-take on the inner workings of their own cell. No need to be a cell biologist or biology major to enjoy educational scientific fun with these gifts!

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Life Cycle Of A Mosquito (Egg Larva Pupa Imago) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: life cycle of a mosquito, mosquito, insect, entomology, entomologist, larva, pupa, imago, words and unwords, educational, scientific, life cycle

Entomologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Life Cycle Of A Mosquito", from egg to larva to pupa to imago.

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Letterhead

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Fibonacci, Anyone? (Fibonacci Lattice) Stamps

tagged with: fibonacci, anyone, lattice, fibonacci lattice, math, mathematics, geek, words and unwords, fibonacci numbers, combinatorial arguments, mathematician, combinations, tree graph, humor, attitude, query, saying, numbers, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your wry mathematical side the next time you send correspondence with this Fibonacci lattice stamp with the caption "Fibonacci, Anyone?". Fibonacci sequences appear in biological settings, in two consecutive Fibonacci numbers, such as branching in trees or the arrangement of leaves on a stem. Make others do a double-take on the combinatorial interpretation of Fibonacci numbers with any of this tree graph postage!

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment Letterhead

tagged with: magnetism, physics, physicist, magnetic quadrupole moment, geek, humor, science teacher, words and unwords, north-south poles, magnets, magnetic, educational, attitude, repel, repulsion, educational resources

No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Showcase how similar poles repel each other with any of these memorable, educational magnetism gifts! Scientific fun for all those who know that like poles repel each other!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Fabric

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, imagination, quote, humor, geek, words and unwords, edison, a pile of junk, to invent, scientist, inventor, quotation, witty, funny, truism, advice, inventors

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this quotable quote fabric featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side for your next do-it-self project with this invention humor quotation fabric today!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Spiral Notebooks

tagged with: lewis carroll, to stay in same place, running, wonderland, through the looking glass, john tenniel, red queen, alice in wonderland, words and unwords, all the running you can, exercise, passage, humor, funny

Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) 10 Oz Frosted Glass Coffee Mug

tagged with: unwind with molecular biology, dna, genes, molecular biology, biology, geek, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, unwind, psyche, dna replication

Economics Not Matter Of Life Or Death Equilibrium Round Clock

tagged with: economics, just a matter of equilibrium, econ teacher, geek, humor, supply and demand curve, economist, life or death, supply-and-demand, words and unwords, money, finance, wealth, education, educational, social science teacher, funny, social scientist, saying, truism, definition, political economy, economy, government, lifestyle, advice

No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy any of these wry econ humor gifts featuring the supply-and-demand curve, along with the economics truism: "Economics: Not A Matter Of Life Or Death Just A Matter Of Equilibrium". Make others do a double-take with any of these tongue-in-cheek, yet deadly serious educational economics gifts today!

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It's All Downhill From Here (Warning Sign Humor) Letterhead

Saturday, September 05, 2015

Beware! Ghosts Lurking Inside (Android) iPhone 5C Cases

tagged with: android, bug droid, open source, software developer, software development, computers, software engineer, computer programmer, geek, humor, itude, ghost ship, three bug droids, words and unwords, programming

Are you an open source software developer or software engineer? Show your wry Android side with any of these featuring a couple of Android bug droids on a ghost ship along with the following warning: "Beware! Ghosts Lurking Inside". Make others do a double-take about the Android ghosts inside your mind today!

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College Fjord Prince William Sound Alaska Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: picture earth, visible earth, college fjord, inlet, fjord, prince william sound, alaska, nature, landscape, vivid, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite imagery, satellite geography, science, scientist, visual, geography, geographer, words and unwords, attitude, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords

No need to be a fan of fjords to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo imagery gifts featuring College Fjord of Prince William Sound, Alaska. Memorable scientific Picture Earth geography gifts for all those who love Alaska and its breathtaking landscape -- even from outer space!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Spiral Notebook

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

My World Revolves Around Krebs (Energy Cycle) Tie

Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) Classic Round Sticker

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Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with any of these gifts that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet, along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational piece gifts for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Wrapping Paper

tagged with: restructure your thoughts, advice, make the connections, build a better brain, geek humor, medical geek, brain, brainy, anatomy, words and unwords, anatomical, saying, medical advice, psyche, psychologist, neurosurgeon, neurologist

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Are You Getting Enough Vitamin D? Cholecalciferol Square Pendant Necklace

tagged with: vitamin d, cholecalciferol, chemical molecule, vitamin d3, chemistry, vitamins, nutrition, geek, words and unwords, are you getting enough vitamind, query, question, chemist, diet, medical, medicine, funny, humor, attitude, nutritionist, educational, educational resources

No need to work in the health care field to care about the amount of vitamin D that you and your loved ones are getting. Showcase your wry sense of chemical molecule humor with any of these scientific attitude gifts featuring the cholecalciferol molecule along with the often asked query "Are You Getting Enough Vitamin D?" Make others do a double-take about their daily dose amount of Vitamin D today with any of these gifts!

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Sun Earth You Are Here Astronomy Humor Letterhead

tagged with: sun earth you are here, you are here, earth, sun, astronomy, astronomer, galaxy, humor, geek, words and unwords, funny, philosophical, existential, truism, saying, philosopher

Showcase your wry scientific galactic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the Sun in our solar system, along with planet Earth. Existential gifts featuring "You Are Here" callout. No need to be a philosopher to ponder where we are in the universe. Make others do a double-take on the precious planet that we all live on!

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Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element Round Clocks

tagged with: periodic table of elements, just missing an element, chemistry, words and unwords, the human element, elements, periodic table, geek humor, funny chemist saying

Cell Components Inside Kitchen Towel

tagged with: atp, cell components inside, inside, cell biologist, cell biology, biology, cell membrane, biology teacher, components, words and unwords

How To Recognize A Shark (Biology Humor) Wrapping Paper

tagged with: oceanographer, biology, shark fan, shark lover, shark, how to recognize a shark, shark anatomy, geek, humor, words and unwords, fish, anatomy, attitude, saying, advice, lifestyle, surfer

Do you like sharks? Do you swim in the ocean or go surfing? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring shark anatomy as well as the heading "How To Recognize A Shark". Because the term "shark" has many different interpretations (both literally and figuratively), you want to be clear that you are referring to the ocean-loving creature. Make everyone do a double-take at exactly what you mean today with these memorable biological anatomical gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Is Jumbo Tote Bag

tagged with: 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, satellite geography, geography, miquelon, saint pierre islands, nasa, satellite photo, picture earth, imagery, satellite, landscape, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, miscellaneous

Showcase your 3-D side with any of these gifts featuring the following: Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Islands, a small group of French islands in the North Atlantic Ocean south of Newfoundland and Labrador. Comes with instructions on how to view the satellite imagery in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these 3-D visual fun gifts today!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Postage

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Showcase your wry and witty mathematical constant pi fan sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi".

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