Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, August 06, 2015

This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, geek, truism, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy

Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Yubo Lunch Box

tagged with: if you don't understand me, don't worry, fifth dimension, cube, math, geometry, psyche, geek, words and unwords, fifth dimension cube, psychology, geometric, humor, attitude, sarcasm, understanding, saying, think, thinker, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geometric attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following saying: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Have A Closer Look At My Skin (Dermatology) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: dermatology, dermatologist, humor, geek, skin, skin layers, anatomy, skin anatomy, words and unwords, dermal layers, attitude, medical, biology, saying, doctor, advice

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various layers and parts of the skin along with the saying "Have A Closer Look At My Skin". Make everyone do a double-take with regard to your skin with a dose of tongue-in-cheek humor today!

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My Heart Beats With Love (Electrocardiogram ECG) Letterhead

tagged with: my heart beats with love, electrocardiogram, ecg, ekg, sinus rhythm, love, heartbeat, words and unwords, medical, medicine, saying, truism, doctor, emt

No need to work in the medical field to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "My Heart Beats With Love" in Love Letters font! Memorable heart-felt gifts for anyone with love inside!

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment Coasters

tagged with: magnetism, physics, physicist, magnetic quadrupole moment, geek, humor, science teacher, words and unwords, north-south poles, magnets, magnetic, educational, attitude, repel, repulsion, educational resources

No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Showcase how similar poles repel each other with any of these memorable, educational magnetism gifts! Scientific fun for all those who know that like poles repel each other!

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Life Is Like A Game Of Chess Changing Each Move iPad Mini Case

tagged with: chess player, chess teacher, analogy, chess set, reflective chess set, chess saying, game of chess, truism, saying, chess humor, chess itude

The next time you surf the web show your chess itude with this featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Life Is Like A Game Of Chess Changing With Each Move". Memorable and timeless chess humor gift for all chess players who surf the web and who understand the changing nature of life and its decisions!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Round Pendant Necklace

tagged with: jabberwock, jabberwocky, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, poem, john tenniel, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, words and unwords, gibberish, pormanteau, poetry, infamous poem, monster, logic, rhyme and reason, artist, jabberwocky poem, jaberwock, jaberwocky, monsters

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Mostly Noncoding DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Drink Coasters

tagged with: words and unwords, dna replication, mostly noncoding dna inside, dna, molecular biology, biologist, geek, humor, genetics, biology

Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Mostly Noncoding DNA Inside". Spark a conversation over the subject of exons today!

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Too Much Time On Your Hands? Play Bridge iPhone 4 Cover

Do you have too much time on your hands? Showcase your wry sense of wit and wisdom with a dose of bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the rhetorical question that will make all bridge players laugh, smile, and wink: "Too Much Time On Your Hands? Play Bridge". Everyone who's a bridge player will know that you can never devote too much time to playing bridge and that the game of bridge will take up all of your free time so that you won't have any free time remaining!

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Warning! Decision Daily Cause Meltdown Financial Plaque

tagged with: warning, psychology, radioactive sign, signage, humor, trader, finance, financial markets, words and unwords, geek, economics

If you trade, you'll enjoy any of these wry signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for radioactivity, as well as the following tongue-in-cheek, yet dead serious warning: "Warning! Decisions I Make Daily Can Cause A Meltdown In The Global Financial Markets". Make others do a double-take at the power you wield with any of these warning sign gifts!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Round Wallclocks

tagged with: optical illusion, illusion, truism, humor, attitude, shadow, check shadow illusion, visual deception, words and unwords, geek, psyche, psychology, color, saying, checkers, optics, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor gifts for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Yield To Discipline (Yield Sign Humor) Stationery

tagged with: yield to discipline, yield sign, sign, signage, humor, transportation sign humor, attitude, advice, words and unwords, disciplinarian

Do you yield to discipline - at school, at home, at work, at play? Showcase your disciplined self with a dose of wry transportation signage humor fun with any of these yield sign gifts which say the following: "Yield To Discipline". Memorable signage attitude gifts for anyone with a disciplined state of mind!

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Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics Dry-Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: do not let life pass, pass by you, study physics, geek, humor, doppler effect, words and unwords, physicist, physics major, waves

Showcase your wry, twisted physics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Doppler Effect along with the double-entendre saying that will make others do a double-take on the subject of physics: "Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics". Note: There is no error in the saying "Do Not Let Life Pass By You" as opposed to the common saying of "do not let life pass you by". You'll need to seize the moment with a dose of physics humor with any of these gifts that promote the study of physics! Memorable gifts for any physicist or physics teacher.

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Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) Letterhead

tagged with: life is not anal, medical, geek, words and unwords, renal, nephron, nephrologist, it is renal, kidney, nephrology, medicine, saying, truism, humor, life saying, attitude

Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal". Great anatomical geek humor saying gifts for any nephrologist!

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My World Revolves Around Krebs (Energy Cycle) Tie

tagged with: my world revolves around krebs, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, science, geek, humor, energy, atp, funny, saying, truism, scientific, biochemistry, organic chemistry, biochemist, biologist

Showcase your wry biochemical side with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "My World Revolves Around Krebs".

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) Letterhead

tagged with: photosynthetic spirit, photosynthesis, atp, from light to chemical energy, chloroplast, energy, humor, geek, words and unwords, light dependent reactions, stroma, light, attitude, autotroph, saying, lifestyle

Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis, of course, is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis!

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Do Not Disturb Brain At Work (Anatomical Humor) Tie

tagged with: do not disturb, brain at work, anatomy, humor, geek, medical, brain, brainy, words and unwords, neurosurgeon, psychology, psyche, thinker, saying, funny, anatomical, doctor, philosopher, scientist

If your brain is constantly working, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic medical and anatomical geek humor gifts for anyone with a brain and does not want to be disturbed!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) BooginHead Pacifier

tagged with: stats, percentages, normal distribution curve, statistics, statistician, bell curve, psychology, powered by statistics, words and unwords, geek, humor

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Decal For Laptop

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside Letterhead

tagged with: electron transport chain, oxidation-reduction reactions inside, reactions, inside, oxidation-reduction, mitochondrion, biochemistry, geek, redox, words and unwords, saying, truism, biology, mitochondria, oxidative phosphorylation, nadh, succinate, enzyme, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, humor, attitude, educational, science teacher, atp, energy, truisms

Showcase exactly what goes on inside of your cells -- specifically your mitochondria -- with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain. For the record, the electron transport chain in the mitochondrion is the site of oxidative phosphorylation in eukaryotes. The NADH and succinate generated in the citric acid cycle is oxidized, providing energy to power ATP synthase. Make others do a double-take on the "Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside" with any of these biochemistry attitude gifts today!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Skin For Laptop

tagged with: warning, geek, no light can escape, black hole, funny, astronomy, words and unwords, approaching black hole, astronomer, humor, saying, black holes

Are you frequently considered a black hole? No need to be an astronomer to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an artist's depiction of a black hole along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek galactic geek humor the next time they approach you!

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Stamps

tagged with: chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodicity rules my life, humor, attitude, geek, periodic table, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

Chemistry humor comes alive on this stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy sending correspondence with this postage that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Pillow

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Take a nap with a dose of wry geological humor with this pillow gift featuring the three plate boundaries along with the following scientific truism saying: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Great geek humor gift for any fan of plate tectonics!

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Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Candy Dish

tagged with: inexpensive device, nikola tesla, radio, tesla, physics, communication, alternate currents, transmission without wires, words and unwords, wireless

Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!

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Be True To Your Cell (Self) Eukaryote Watch

tagged with: be true to your cell, be true to your self, eukaryote, eukaryotic, cell, diagram, animal cell, biology, words and unwords, biologist, geek, advice, attitude, humor

Biology humor is alive and well for the next time you tell time with this watch featuring all key parts of a eukaryote cell along with the saying "Be True To Your Cell" -- i.e., wordplay on the word "self" and eukaryote, which means "true cell".

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Letterhead

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: chemistry, humor, chemical molecule, geek, melatonin, pharmacology, powered by melatonin, words and unwords, sleep molecule, this machine's sleep, advice, biochemist

Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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Warning! Decision Daily Cause Meltdown Financial Letterhead

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Yield To Discipline (Yield Sign Humor) Letterhead

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Drink Coasters

Wednesday, August 05, 2015

Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Square Pendant Necklace

tagged with: theory of relativity, physics, lorenz transformation inside, lorenz transformation, words and unwords, light cone spacetime diagram, physicist, space, time, relative, geek, humor, attitude, inside, relativity

This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Cloth Place Mat

tagged with: satellite photo, satellite geography, satellite, satellite photography, sunglint, picture earth, egypt, egyptian, sunglint on the nile, words and unwords, landscape, visible earth, geography, geographer, earth science, science, scientist, earth scientist, nile, river, desert, attitude, wordsunwords, nile river, picture from outer space, miscellaneous

No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts!

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Dart Board

tagged with: medicine, geek, medical, words and unwords, dialysis patient, advocate a renal life, nephron, renal, stamp out ignorance, kidney, humor, saying, excretory system, ignorance humor, nephrology, nephrologist

Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical humor gifts featuring all key part of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life". Great gift for anyone who advocates a renal (real) life!

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Aerobic Process Inside (Krebs Cycle) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: aerobic process inside, inside, aerobic, krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, citric acid cycle, words and unwords, science, humor, geek, attitude, saying, biochemistry, biology, chemistry, atp, energy, educational, scientist, scientific

Showcase your wry scientific biochemical energy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the saying "Aerobic Process Inside". Make others do a double-take at how you generate energy today!

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) iPad 3 Skin

Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside (Brain Humor) Sleeves For iPads

tagged with: brain, words and unwords, warning, anatomy, discombobulated, anatomical, discombobulated mind inside, brainy, geek humor, psyche

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this soft-sided case featuring all parts of the human brain along with the saying "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". Memorable geek humor gift for anyone with a discombobulated brain from time to time!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: stats, percentages, normal distribution curve, statistics, statistician, bell curve, psychology, powered by statistics, words and unwords, geek, humor

Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Galaxy S3 Covers

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Tesla Was Right (Nikola Tesla) Bag Tag

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, tesla was right, inventor, electrical engineer, physics, engineer, wireless, words and unwords, geek humor, electromagnetism, scientist, physicist, radio, saying, revolutionary, alternating current, ac dynamo, inventors

No need to be a scientist or inventor to appreciate Nikola Tesla's genius and impact on society via his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He is known as the "Father of Wireless" and "Father of Radio" as well as the winner in the "War of the Currents" against Thomas Edison, triumphing with alternating current when pitted against Edison's advocacy of direct current. Showcase your Tesla genius side with any of these "Tesla Was Right" gifts!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: warning, geek, no light can escape, black hole, funny, astronomy, words and unwords, approaching black hole, astronomer, humor, saying, black holes

Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Round Wall Clock

tagged with: success in life, is found in thinking elementally, success, periodic table of elements, elementally, periodically, geek, humor, words and unwords, periodic table, elements, saying, advice, thinker, chemist, philosopher, psychology, chemistry

Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Yubo Lunch Box

Showcase your wry geological geek sense of humor the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring the three plate boundaries on Earth along with the following saying: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Make others do a double-take on the different types of rocks found on Earth at your next meal with a dose of earth scientific attitude today!

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Cell Components Inside Decals For Kindle Fire

tagged with: cell components inside, cells, components, inside, biology, cell biology, cell biologist, atp, geek, words and unwords, biologist, enzyme, cell membrane, membrane, educational, science teacher, biology teacher, humor, attitude

Face it - you have cell components inside. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring "Cell Components Inside". Make others do a double-take on the inner workings of their own cell. No need to be a cell biologist or biology major to enjoy educational scientific fun with these gifts!

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Take The Synaptic Leap Think (Neuron Synapse) Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: take the synaptic leap think, neuron, synapse, anatomy, anatomical, neurologist, scientist, thinker, philosopher, words and unwords, geek advice, geek, attitude, humor, saying, truism, psychologist, advice, think, funny

Wry anatomical neuron / synapse attitude is found on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Take The Synaptic Leap Think". Make others do a double-take with a dose of biological fun with these memorable neuronal saying gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Alternate Currents Mechanical Nature iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: rarefied gases, alternate currents, quote, inventor, words and unwords, physicist, physics, alternating current, nikola tesla, tesla quote

Electrical engineers, physicists, and advocates of wireless will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of "Wizard of Wireless" and "Father of Radio", Nikola Tesla, along with one of his quotes on alternate currents: "Alternate currents, especially of high frequencies, pass with astonishing freedom through even slightly rarefied gases. The upper strata of the air are rarefied. To reach a number of miles out into space requires the overcoming of difficulties of a merely mechanical nature."

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V-Class Proton Pump (Cellular Membrane) Wrapping Paper

tagged with: educational, cell membrane, atp, words and unwords, proton pump, biochemist, mitochondria, v class proton pump, cellular membrane, biology, humor, protons, biochemistry, biologist, membrane protein, geek, attitude, scientist, educational resources

Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a "V-Class Proton Pump". A proton pump is a membrane protein that is capable of moving protons across the membrane of a cell, mitochondrion, or other subcellular compartment. The proton pump grabs protons from the matrix (the space enclosed by the two membranes) within the organelle and release the protons into the inter-membrane space. Showcase your biochemical pump sense of humor with any of these memorable proton pump gifts!

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