Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, August 05, 2015

Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Postage

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Showcase your wry and witty mathematical constant pi fan sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone (Molecule) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: testosterone, educational, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, steroid, geek, humor, words and unwords, male hormone, medical, hormone, saying, truism, funny, attitude, scientist, chemist

No need to be a chemistry major or work in the medical field or be involved in athletics to enjoy wry chemistry attitude with any of these geek humor featuring the chemical structure of testosterone, the male sex hormone found in both males and females, along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone". Let others do a double-take at this steroid hormone with any of these chemical molecule today!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Stamp

tagged with: if you don't understand me, don't worry, fifth dimension, cube, math, geometry, psyche, geek, words and unwords, fifth dimension cube, psychology, geometric, humor, attitude, sarcasm, understanding, saying, think, thinker, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geometric attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Heartbeat Rhythm Of My Soul (Electrocardiogram) Dartboard

tagged with: electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, ecg, ekg, heartbeat, rhythm of my soul, words and unwords, medical, medicine, emt, emergency medical technician, nurse, doctor, saying, truism, humor, geek, 15.0

Electrocardiogram attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the truism saying "Heartbeat Rhythm Of My Soul". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy heartbeat humor today!

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment Stamps

tagged with: magnetism, physics, physicist, magnetic quadrupole moment, geek, humor, science teacher, words and unwords, north-south poles, magnets, magnetic, educational, attitude, repel, repulsion, educational resources

Let your physics side shine the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment.

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Have A Closer Look At My Skin (Dermatology) Letterhead

tagged with: dermatology, dermatologist, humor, geek, skin, skin layers, anatomy, skin anatomy, words and unwords, dermal layers, attitude, medical, biology, saying, doctor, advice

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various layers and parts of the skin along with the saying "Have A Closer Look At My Skin". Make everyone do a double-take with regard to your skin with a dose of tongue-in-cheek humor today!

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Becoming A Great Chess Player Is Endless Journey Cover For The iPad Mini

tagged with: becoming a great chess player, is an endless journey, chess player, chess saying, chess humor, reflective chess set, words and unwords, geek, itude, saying, chess truism, chess teacher, grandmaster, endless journey

Show your wry chess itude with a dose of reflective chess set humor with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Becoming A Great Chess Player Is An Endless Journey". Chess players who aspire to be great players will enjoy any of these timeless chess saying gifts!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Dry Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: inspirational, never once made a discovery, thomas alva edison, all my work was deductive, quote, words and unwords, pure and simple, engineer, genius, thomas edison, research, scientist, experimentation, invent, invention

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Spiral Notebooks

tagged with: lewis carroll, to stay in same place, running, wonderland, through the looking glass, john tenniel, red queen, alice in wonderland, words and unwords, all the running you can, exercise, passage, humor, funny

Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication)

tagged with: unwind with molecular biology, dna, genes, molecular biology, biology, geek, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, unwind, psyche, dna replication

Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question (Bridge) Coasters

If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying!

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Science Is The Captain Practice Soldiers da Vinci Decal For 15" Laptop

tagged with: quote, leonardo da vinci, scientist, inventor, practice, da vinci, self portrait, words and unwords, science is the captain, practice the soldiers, intellectual, captain, soldiers, quotation, science, truisms, artist

Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's words come alive on any of these gifts featuring da Vinci's infamous self-portrait along with one of his timeless quotes: "Science is the captain, and practice the soldiers." Intelligent quotation gifts for scientists, artists, inventors, and anyone who understands why science is the captain and practice is its soldiers!

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Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Serving Tray

tagged with: are you at equilibrium, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply-and-demand curve, humor, geek, words and unwords, economics teacher, economic forces, query, question, psychology, satire, sarcasm, psychologist, psyche

Host your next party with a dose of wry economics attitude with this serving tray featuring the supply-and-demand curve along with the following ponderous existential query: "Are You At Equilibrium?"

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Letterhead

tagged with: optical illusion, illusion, truism, humor, attitude, shadow, check shadow illusion, visual deception, words and unwords, geek, psyche, psychology, color, saying, checkers, optics, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor gifts for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Yubo Lunchbox

tagged with: rock-paper-scissors game, sign, signage, warning sign, transportation sign, decision-making, rock-paper-scissors, hand game, geek, words and unwords, decision, ahead, warning, alternative decision-making game, psyche, psychology, humor, attitude, rochambeau, satire

Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with this rock-paper-scissors warning signage lunchbox today!

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Software Developers Chess Players Think Android Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: software developers, chess players, think alike, mapping out the future consequences, of each possible move, android, bug droid, words and unwords, geek humor, programmer, software developer, software engineer, software engineering, software development, geek, saying, truism

If you're a software developer working on the Android platform and a chess player, you'll enjoy any of these geek humor gifts featuring Android's Bug Droid with a black chess queen along with the truism saying "Software Developers And Chess Players Think Alike - Mapping Out The Future Consequences Of Each Possible Move". Make others do a double-take with a dose of software geek open source itude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Dart Boards

tagged with: theory of relativity, physicist, relative, lorenz transformation inside, light cone spacetime diagram, lorenz transformation, time, physics, words and unwords, space, geek, humor, attitude, inside, relativity

This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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Aerobic Process Inside (Krebs Cycle) Dartboard

tagged with: aerobic process inside, inside, aerobic, krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, citric acid cycle, words and unwords, science, humor, geek, attitude, saying, biochemistry, biology, chemistry, atp, energy, educational, scientist, scientific

Showcase the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle) within your cells with any of these gifts that includes the scientific truism saying "Aerobic Process Inside"! Classic biochemical geek humor for anyone with energy.

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Letterhead

tagged with: medicine, geek, medical, words and unwords, dialysis patient, advocate a renal life, nephron, renal, stamp out ignorance, kidney, humor, saying, excretory system, ignorance humor, nephrology, nephrologist

Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical humor gifts featuring all key part of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life". Great gift for anyone who advocates a renal (real) life!

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Round Clocks

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Stamp

tagged with: just call me brainy, anatomical, brain, attitude, geek, brainy, anatomy, cerebellum, humor, words and unwords, pons, medulla, neurosurgeon, neurology, neuroscientist, scientist, medical, medicine, doctor, saying, truism

No need to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy sending correspondence with this anatomical brain humor stamp featuring the different parts of the brain, including the pons, medulla, and cerebellum. Make others do a double-take with this postage featuring the truism saying for anyone who has a brain: "Just Call Me Brainy". Memorable postage gift for any brainy person!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Candy Jars

tagged with: stats, percentages, normal distribution curve, statistics, statistician, bell curve, psychology, powered by statistics, words and unwords, geek, humor

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Letterhead

tagged with: warning, geek, no light can escape, black hole, funny, astronomy, words and unwords, approaching black hole, astronomer, humor, saying, black holes

Are you frequently considered a black hole? No need to be an astronomer to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an artist's depiction of a black hole along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek galactic geek humor the next time they approach you!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Travelling Speakers

tagged with: humor, geology, earth science, geologist, seismologist, plate tectonics, schist, granite, words and unwords, geek, funny, attitude, science, earthquake, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, saying, truism, rock hound, truisms

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Cell Components Inside Round Wall Clock

tagged with: cell components inside, cells, components, inside, biology, cell biology, cell biologist, atp, geek, words and unwords, biologist, enzyme, cell membrane, membrane, educational, science teacher, biology teacher, humor, attitude

Face it - you have cell components inside. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring "Cell Components Inside". Make others do a double-take on the inner workings of their own cell. No need to be a cell biologist or biology major to enjoy educational scientific fun with these gifts!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Trucker Hat

tagged with: success in life, is found in thinking elementally, success, periodic table of elements, elementally, periodically, geek, humor, words and unwords, periodic table, elements, saying, advice, thinker, chemist, philosopher, psychology, chemistry

Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Round Clock

tagged with: words and unwords, wine enthusiast, biologist, grape, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, anatomy, wine connoisseurs know their grapes, wine connoisseurs, wine geek, wine, scientist, scientific, diagram, botanist, saying, attitude

If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Clear Thinkers Sane To Think Clearly Yubo Lunchbox

tagged with: quote, nikola tesla, quotation, words and unwords, scientist, clear thinkers, one must be sane, thinker, geek, tesla

Showcase the importance of thinking clearly with this Nikola Tesla quote on clear thinkers the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox. Quote says the following: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." Great lunchbox gift for any electrical engineer or scientist or clear thinker!

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Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life (Ecology) Round Clocks

tagged with: food chains, ocean food chain, land food chain, web of life, food webs, part of the web, words and unwords, biology, ecology, biologist, ecologist, educational, scientific, saying

Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring two food chains, one on land and one in the ocean, along with the saying "Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life".

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Pi My One And Only Constant In Life (Math Humor) Decal For iPad 3

tagged with: mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, funny, humor, geek humor, pi my one and only, constant in life, pi symbol, pi fan saying

Do you think about pi, the mathematical constant, a lot? Have you been jilted by the tendency of everything in life to change? Showcase your wry mathematical sense of humor with any of these tongue-in-cheek pi gifts with the following saying: "Pi My One And Only Constant In Life". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with a dose of geek attitude!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Fabric

tagged with: adenosine triphosphate, atp, chemistry, geek, humor, this machine is powered by, words and unwords, biochemistry, biology, chemical molecule structure

Fan of adenosine triphosphate (ATP) will enjoy creating do-it-yourself creations with this fabric featuring the adenosine triphosphate chemical molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate".

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) 10 Oz Frosted Glass Coffee Mug

tagged with: unwind with molecular biology, dna, genes, molecular biology, biology, geek, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, unwind, psyche, dna replication

The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Wrapping Paper

Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made, you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink!

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Warning! Decision Daily Cause Meltdown Financial Decal For iPad 3

tagged with: warning, psychology, radioactive sign, signage, humor, trader, finance, financial markets, words and unwords, geek, economics

If you trade, you'll enjoy any of these wry signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for radioactivity, as well as the following tongue-in-cheek, yet dead serious warning: "Warning! Decisions I Make Daily Can Cause A Meltdown In The Global Financial Markets". Make others do a double-take at the power you wield with any of these econ saying warning sign gifts!

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With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time (Sign) Pet Tags

tagged with: moped, scooter, sign, signage, moped sign, alternative transportation, humor, attitude, words and unwords, scooters

With high gas prices around, you'll enjoy any of these signage attitude gifts featuring the moped sign along with the ubiquitous saying "With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time". Make others do a double-take about how they get from one place to another in an era of high gas prices with these memorable alternative transportation saying gifts!

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Shifted Chessboard Illusion (Optical Illusion) Skin For 17" Laptop

tagged with: shifted chessboard illusion, optical illlusion, illusion, chessboard, münsterberg illusion, geek, humor, psyche, words and unwords, visual illusion

Optical illusion fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the "Shifted Chessboard Illusion". The horizontal lines look crooked but actually are straight. The shifted chessboard or Münsterberg illusion, is an example of a geometrical-optical illusions.

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Tuesday, August 04, 2015

Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore Case For The iPad Mini

tagged with: higgs boson, physics, physicist, particle physics, particle physicist, not just theoretical anymore, quantum physics, quantum mechanics, geek, words and unwords, leptons, quarks, photons, mass, matter, attitude, discovery

Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!

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Where In The World Would You Be Without O-Chem? Commuter Bags

tagged with: citric acid cycle, words and unwords, tricarboxylic acid cycle, humor, query, chemistry, geek, where in the world, would you be, krebs cycle

No need to be an organic chemist to enjoy wry Krebs cycle humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the citric acid cycle (tricarboyxlic acid cycle) along with the following scientific rhyme: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of biochemical attitude today!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) Classic Round Sticker

tagged with: statistics in a nutshell, stats, statistics, humor, attitude, geek, statistical, normal distribution curve, stats cheat sheet, words and unwords, gaussian curve, z-value, p-value, funny, statistician, mathematician, economist, psychologist, math, saying, truism

Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with any of these gifts that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet, along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational piece gifts for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics!

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Letterhead

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Cover For The iPad Mini

tagged with: just call me brainy, anatomy, brain, humor, geek, anatomical, medicine, medical, words and unwords, brain parts

No need to be a neuroscientist or neurologist to enjoy wry anatomical brain humor with this iPad case gift featuring brain anatomy, with all parts labeled, and the caption "Just Call Me Brainy". Make others do a double-take the next time you surf the web!

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I Love Chocolate (Theobromine Chemical Molecule) Round Pendant Necklace

tagged with: chocolate, theobromine, chocolate molecule, chemical molecule, molecular structure, geek, humor, chemistry, words and unwords, chocolate fan

If you love chocolate, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the chemical molecule theobromine, the active ingredient that makes chocolate what it is, along with the following caption in Love Letters font: "I Love Chocolate". Make others do a double-take at your love of chocolate from a chemist's perspective today!

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: i'm always off my axis, just like saturn, saturn, axis, astronomy, astronomer, galactic, humor, words and unwords, geek, saying, scientist, attitude, funny, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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