Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, July 05, 2015

Heartbeat Rhythm Of My Soul (Electrocardiogram) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, ecg, ekg, heartbeat, rhythm of my soul, words and unwords, medical, medicine, emt, emergency medical technician, nurse, doctor, saying, truism, humor, geek, 15.0

Electrocardiogram attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the truism saying "Heartbeat Rhythm Of My Soul". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy heartbeat humor today!

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment Stamps

tagged with: magnetism, physics, physicist, magnetic quadrupole moment, geek, humor, science teacher, words and unwords, north-south poles, magnets, magnetic, educational, attitude, repel, repulsion, educational resources

Let your physics side shine the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment.

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Spiral Note Book

tagged with: lewis carroll, to stay in same place, running, wonderland, through the looking glass, john tenniel, red queen, alice in wonderland, words and unwords, all the running you can, exercise, passage, humor, funny

Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Mostly Noncoding DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Coaster

tagged with: words and unwords, dna replication, mostly noncoding dna inside, dna, molecular biology, biologist, geek, humor, genetics, biology

Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Mostly Noncoding DNA Inside". Spark a conversation over the subject of exons today!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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Science Is The Captain Practice Soldiers da Vinci 15" Laptop Skins

tagged with: quote, leonardo da vinci, scientist, inventor, practice, da vinci, self portrait, words and unwords, science is the captain, practice the soldiers, intellectual, captain, soldiers, quotation, science, truisms, artist

Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's words come alive on any of these gifts featuring da Vinci's infamous self-portrait along with one of his timeless quotes: "Science is the captain, and practice the soldiers." Intelligent quotation gifts for scientists, artists, inventors, and anyone who understands why science is the captain and practice is its soldiers!

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Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Serving Tray

tagged with: are you at equilibrium, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply-and-demand curve, humor, geek, words and unwords, economics teacher, economic forces, query, question, psychology, satire, sarcasm, psychologist, psyche

Host your next party with a dose of wry economics attitude with this serving tray featuring the supply-and-demand curve along with the following ponderous existential query: "Are You At Equilibrium?"

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With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time (Sign) Pet Name Tags

tagged with: moped, scooter, sign, signage, moped sign, alternative transportation, humor, attitude, words and unwords, scooters

With high gas prices around, you'll enjoy any of these signage attitude gifts featuring the moped sign along with the ubiquitous saying "With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time". Make others do a double-take about how they get from one place to another in an era of high gas prices with these memorable alternative transportation saying gifts!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: optical illusion, illusion, truism, humor, attitude, shadow, check shadow illusion, visual deception, words and unwords, geek, psyche, psychology, color, saying, checkers, optics, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor gifts for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Dart Boards

tagged with: theory of relativity, physicist, relative, lorenz transformation inside, light cone spacetime diagram, lorenz transformation, time, physics, words and unwords, space, geek, humor, attitude, inside, relativity

This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: medicine, geek, medical, words and unwords, dialysis patient, advocate a renal life, nephron, renal, stamp out ignorance, kidney, humor, saying, excretory system, ignorance humor, nephrology, nephrologist

Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical humor gifts featuring all key part of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life". Great gift for anyone who advocates a renal (real) life!

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Wanted A World Filled With Biochemical Energy Dartboards

tagged with: words and unwords, biochemical energy, krebs cycle, biochemistry, geek humor, wanted a world filled with, geek, humor, chemistry, biochemist

Krebs cycle attitude comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the citric acid cycle (also known as the Krebs cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Wanted A World Filled With Biochemical Energy". Make others do a double-take about what you desire with a dose of biochemical geek humor today!

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Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Stamp

tagged with: just call me brainy, anatomical, brain, attitude, geek, brainy, anatomy, cerebellum, humor, words and unwords, pons, medulla, neurosurgeon, neurology, neuroscientist, scientist, medical, medicine, doctor, saying, truism

No need to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy sending correspondence with this anatomical brain humor stamp featuring the different parts of the brain, including the pons, medulla, and cerebellum. Make others do a double-take with this postage featuring the truism saying for anyone who has a brain: "Just Call Me Brainy". Memorable postage gift for any brainy person!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Candy Dish

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Round Clock

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Customized Letterhead

tagged with: warning, geek, no light can escape, black hole, funny, astronomy, words and unwords, approaching black hole, astronomer, humor, saying, black holes

Are you frequently considered a black hole? No need to be an astronomer to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an artist's depiction of a black hole along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek galactic geek humor the next time they approach you!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Pillow

tagged with: humor, geology, earth science, geologist, seismologist, plate tectonics, schist, granite, words and unwords, geek, funny, attitude, science, earthquake, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, saying, truism, rock hound

Take a nap with a dose of wry geological humor with this pillow gift featuring the three plate boundaries along with the following scientific truism saying: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Great geek humor gift for any fan of plate tectonics!

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Cell Components Inside Kindle Fire Skin

tagged with: cell components inside, cells, components, inside, biology, cell biology, cell biologist, atp, geek, words and unwords, biologist, enzyme, cell membrane, membrane, educational, science teacher, biology teacher, humor, attitude

Face it - you have cell components inside. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring "Cell Components Inside". Make others do a double-take on the inner workings of their own cell. No need to be a cell biologist or biology major to enjoy educational scientific fun with these gifts!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Trucker Hat

tagged with: success in life, is found in thinking elementally, success, periodic table of elements, elementally, periodically, geek, humor, words and unwords, periodic table, elements, saying, advice, thinker, chemist, philosopher, psychology, chemistry

Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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You Are Nothing But A Pack Of Neurons (Synapse) Courier Bag

tagged with: neurons, humor, words and unwords, synapse, anatomical, biology, geek, you are nothing but, a pack of neurons, neurotransmitter

Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor the next time you travel with this mini-messenger bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "You Are Nothing But A Pack Of Neurons".

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Nikola Tesla Alternate Currents Mechanical Nature iPhone 5C Cover

tagged with: rarefied gases, alternate currents, quote, inventor, words and unwords, physicist, physics, alternating current, nikola tesla, tesla quote

Electrical engineers, physicists, and advocates of wireless will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of "Wizard of Wireless" and "Father of Radio", Nikola Tesla, along with one of his quotes on alternate currents: "Alternate currents, especially of high frequencies, pass with astonishing freedom through even slightly rarefied gases. The upper strata of the air are rarefied. To reach a number of miles out into space requires the overcoming of difficulties of a merely mechanical nature."

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Life Cycle Of A Mosquito (Egg Larva Pupa Imago) Clock

tagged with: life cycle of a mosquito, mosquito, insect, entomology, entomologist, larva, pupa, imago, words and unwords, educational, scientific, life cycle

Entomologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Life Cycle Of A Mosquito", from egg to larva to pupa to imago.

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Is Pullover Sweatshirts

tagged with: 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, satellite geography, geography, miquelon, saint pierre islands, nasa, satellite photo, picture earth, imagery, satellite, landscape, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, miscellaneous

Showcase your 3-D side with any of these gifts featuring the following: Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Islands, a small group of French islands in the North Atlantic Ocean south of Newfoundland and Labrador. Comes with instructions on how to view the satellite imagery in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these 3-D visual fun gifts today!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Postage

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Showcase your wry and witty mathematical constant pi fan sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone (Molecule) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: testosterone, educational, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, steroid, geek, humor, words and unwords, male hormone, medical, hormone, saying, truism, funny, attitude, scientist, chemist

No need to be a chemistry major or work in the medical field or be involved in athletics to enjoy wry chemistry attitude with any of these geek humor featuring the chemical structure of testosterone, the male sex hormone found in both males and females, along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone". Let others do a double-take at this steroid hormone with any of these chemical molecule today!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Postage Stamp

tagged with: if you don't understand me, don't worry, fifth dimension, cube, math, geometry, psyche, geek, words and unwords, fifth dimension cube, psychology, geometric, humor, attitude, sarcasm, understanding, saying, think, thinker, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geometric attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Have A Closer Look At My Skin (Dermatology) Letterhead

tagged with: dermatology, dermatologist, humor, geek, skin, skin layers, anatomy, skin anatomy, words and unwords, dermal layers, attitude, medical, biology, saying, doctor, advice

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various layers and parts of the skin along with the saying "Have A Closer Look At My Skin". Make everyone do a double-take with regard to your skin with a dose of tongue-in-cheek humor today!

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In Love With My Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) Spiral Notebook

tagged with: in love with my hearbeat, ekg, ecg, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, cardiology, words and unwords, heartbeat, geek, humor, saying, attitude, emt, medical, medicine, medical technology, normal sinus rhythm

Are you in love with your heartbeat? No need to have gone through open heart surgery to showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm and the saying in Love Letters font: "In Love With My Heartbeat". Make others do a double-take about their heartbeat today with these science / medical technology humor gifts!

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Celebrate Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: magnets, magnetism, physics, physics major, celebrate several moments, moments, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, geek, words and unwords, physicist, science, scientist, funny, humor, attitude, special occasion, saying, truism

Do you celebrate several cherished moments in your life? Showcase wry physics humor with any of these magnetic quadrupole moment featuring the saying "Celebrate Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the definition of moment -- both in the physics world and in the special occasion world -- with any of these double-entendre geek attitude truism gifts!

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Playing Chess Builds Character (Reflective Chess) Case For The iPad Mini

tagged with: chess itude, chess teacher, chess saying, reflective chess set, chess, game of chess, playing chess, builds character, chess truism, geek, attitude, humor, words and unwords, chess player, chess education, education

Chess teachers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Playing Chess Builds Character". Make others do a double-take about what the game of chess can teach someone with a dose of timeless chess itude today!

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Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Watch

tagged with: words and unwords, john tenniel, drink me bottle, wonderland fan, lewis carroll, wonderland adventure, journey into your most authentic, unihibited self, wonderland advice, take a drink

Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Galaxy S5 Cases

tagged with: unwind with molecular biology, dna, genes, molecular biology, biology, geek, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, unwind, psyche, dna replication

Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Coasters

If you're a duplicate bridge player and you show no mercy at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a wink and smile with this bridge truism today! Sound advice for any avid duplicate bridge player!

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Science Is The Captain Practice Soldiers da Vinci Round Wall Clock

Warning! Decision Daily Cause Meltdown Financial Skin For iPad 3

tagged with: warning, psychology, radioactive sign, signage, humor, trader, finance, financial markets, words and unwords, geek, economics

If you trade, you'll enjoy any of these wry signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for radioactivity, as well as the following tongue-in-cheek, yet dead serious warning: "Warning! Decisions I Make Daily Can Cause A Meltdown In The Global Financial Markets". Make others do a double-take at the power you wield with any of these econ saying warning sign gifts!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Decal For The iPhone 4

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, psyche, brain teaser, psychology, humor, visual perception, bezhold effect, words and unwords, psychologist, cognitive effects, science, scientific, attitude, geek, perception, color, wilhelm von bezhold, riddles, brain teasers

When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with any of these optical illusion gifts. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology attitude for those who understand that color is relative!

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With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time (Sign) Clocks

tagged with: moped, scooter, sign, signage, moped sign, alternative transportation, humor, attitude, words and unwords, scooters

Saturday, July 04, 2015

Software Developers Chess Players Think Android Case For The iPad Mini

tagged with: software developers, chess players, think alike, mapping out the future consequences, of each possible move, android, bug droid, words and unwords, geek humor, programmer, software developer, software engineer, software engineering, software development, geek, saying, truism

If you're a software developer working on the Android platform and a chess player, you'll enjoy any of these geek humor gifts featuring Android's Bug Droid with a black chess queen along with the truism saying "Software Developers And Chess Players Think Alike - Mapping Out The Future Consequences Of Each Possible Move". Make others do a double-take with a dose of software geek open source itude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore iPad Mini Cases

tagged with: higgs boson, physics, physicist, particle physics, particle physicist, not just theoretical anymore, quantum physics, quantum mechanics, geek, words and unwords, leptons, quarks, photons, mass, matter, attitude, discovery

Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!

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Aerobic Process Inside (Krebs Cycle) Commuter Bags

tagged with: aerobic process inside, inside, aerobic, krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, citric acid cycle, words and unwords, science, humor, geek, attitude, saying, biochemistry, biology, chemistry, atp, energy, educational, scientist, scientific

Showcase your wry scientific biochemical energy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the saying "Aerobic Process Inside". Make others do a double-take at how you generate energy today!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Cutting Board

tagged with: support photosynthesis exhale, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, support photosynthesis, geek, humor, environmentalist, words and unwords, educational, scientific saying, chloroplast, environmental advice, lifestyle

Showcase your wry scientific side with this cutting board featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the following sound advice: "Support Photosynthesis Exhale".

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Letterhead

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) iPad Mini Cases

tagged with: just call me brainy, anatomy, brain, humor, geek, anatomical, medicine, medical, words and unwords, brain parts

No need to be a neuroscientist or neurologist to enjoy wry anatomical brain humor with this iPad case gift featuring brain anatomy, with all parts labeled, and the caption "Just Call Me Brainy". Make others do a double-take the next time you surf the web!

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Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) Classic Round Sticker

tagged with: statistics in a nutshell, stats, statistics, humor, attitude, geek, statistical, normal distribution curve, stats cheat sheet, words and unwords, gaussian curve, z-value, p-value, funny, statistician, mathematician, economist, psychologist, math, saying, truism

Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with any of these gifts that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet, along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational piece gifts for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics!

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Wall Clock

tagged with: i'm always off my axis, just like saturn, saturn, axis, astronomy, astronomer, galactic, humor, words and unwords, geek, saying, scientist, attitude, funny, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Lunchboxes

Showcase your wry geological geek sense of humor the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring the three plate boundaries on Earth along with the following saying: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Make others do a double-take on the different types of rocks found on Earth at your next meal with a dose of earth scientific attitude today!

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