Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, July 02, 2015

Perpetual Waterfall Optical Illusion Visual Humor Notebook

tagged with: perpetual waterfall, waterfall, perpetual, optics, illusions, optical illusion, physics, psychology, words and unwords, geek humor, psyche, psychologist, visual

Ever saw a perpetual waterfall? Showcase illusory illusions with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring a perpetual waterfall -- whether the water always flows upward and comes down. Deny the law of physics and make others do a double-take with any of these vivid optical illusion gifts today!

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Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Electromagnetic Spectrum (Wavelengths Comparison) Tough iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: wavelengths, comparison, electromagnetic spectrum, educational, physics, words and unwords, physicist, electromagnetic radiation, spectrum, frequencies

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring a comparison of varying wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum. "Electromagnetic Spectrum" gifts for those who know about the range of all possible frequencies of electromagnetic radiation.

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: medicine, geek, medical, words and unwords, dialysis patient, advocate a renal life, nephron, renal, stamp out ignorance, kidney, humor, saying, excretory system, ignorance humor, nephrology, nephrologist

Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical humor featuring all key part of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life". Great for anyone who advocates a renal (real) life!

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A Closer Look At My Power Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Stamp

tagged with: science teacher, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, power cycle, truism, geek, humor, words and unwords, science, scientist, educational, chemistry, biology, biochemistry, chemist, biologist, biochemist, medicine, jogger, definition, saying, attitude, funny, truisms

Face it - you are powered by the Krebs cycle. Showcase this biochemical fact with a dose of Krebs cycle attitude on this geek humor stamp featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "A Closer Look At My Power Cycle". Make others do a double-take at what you are powered by today with a dose of educational scientific fun the next time you send correspondence!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: brain, team neuroscience, neuroscientist, neuroscience, brain parts, anatomical, medicine, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, philosopher, medical, funny, attitude, scientist, neurosurgeon, biology, educational, educational resources, psyche

If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

tagged with: nerd, words and unwords, statistics, bell curve, stats, geek humor, bell curve humor, normal distribution curve, just having a normal day, funny stats saying

Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this pillow featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude pillow for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: open source dude, software developer, software engineer, open source, duke mascot, helmet, geek, humor, words and unwords, programmer

No need to be an expert open source programmer to enjoy wry open source geek attitude with any of these featuring Java's mascot Duke, along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Duke is holding his helmet. Make others do a double-take regarding the fast-changing open source world with any of these software developer / software engineer open source attitude gifts!

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I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Candy Jars

tagged with: latitude, time of year, twilight, civil twilight, twilight zone, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, words and unwords, visible, visibility, science, scientist, time of day, attitude, thinker, think, philosopher, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, lifestyle

Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: multipotent inside, multipotency, blood cell formation, health, medicine, hematology, geek, humor, words and unwords, hematologist, polymath, renaissance person, multipotent

Do you have multipotency? Showcase your wry medical and anatomical sense of humor with any of these featuring an illustration from Gray's Anatomy on blood cell formation along with the saying "Multipotent Inside". Great geek humor for any polymath or Renaissance person! No need to be working in the healthcare fields to enjoy.

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements Periodic Table Stamp

tagged with: be fundamental, know your elements, periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, chemistry, words and unwords, chemistry teacher, chemistry major, geek, chemist, saying, humor, funny, educational

Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with this postage featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying stamp for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Tesla Was Right (Nikola Tesla) Luggage Tag

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, tesla was right, inventor, electrical engineer, physics, engineer, wireless, words and unwords, geek humor, electromagnetism, scientist, physicist, radio, saying, revolutionary, alternating current, ac dynamo, inventors

No need to be a scientist or inventor to appreciate Nikola Tesla's genius and impact on society via his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He is known as the "Father of Wireless" and "Father of Radio" as well as the winner in the "War of the Currents" against Thomas Edison, triumphing with alternating current when pitted against Edison's advocacy of direct current. Showcase your Tesla genius side with any of these "Tesla Was Right" gifts!

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Legging Tights

tagged with: coded to start and stop, codon wheel, amino acids, rna codons, words and unwords, educational, molecular biology, protein synthesis, geek, humor

Let your wry molecular biology shine the next time you walk in these leggings featuring a codon wheel along with the biological truism saying "Coded To Start And Stop". Make others do a double-take the next time you start and stop exercising when you wear these biological humor leggings!

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Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, irrational number, mathematical constant, just like pi, wanted, a constant in my life, geek humor, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, funny pi saying

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie. Make others do a double-take with a dose of irrational number attitude with this saying for all who live harried, ever-changing lives: "Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi".

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24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope (Geometry) Rectangular Cheeseboard

tagged with: 24-cell, 4-dimensional, polytope, geometry, cube, math, geek, humor, 4th dimension, words and unwords, geometric, attitude, cubic, mathematician, satire, educational, math teacher, geometry teacher, educational resources

Do you often think in the 4th dimension? Look no further than this "24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope" on this memorable math and geometry attitude cheeseboard. Make yourself do a double-take about what 4-dimensional objects look like the next time you slice cheese!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Round Clock

tagged with: international morse code, samuel morse, amateur radio operator, geek, humor, communication, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, is a matter of morse, message, truism, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: fascinated by skin, skin, dermal layers, dermatology, dermatologist, dermal, scientific, educational, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, funny, medical, medicine, skin doctor

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry educational, scientific attitude with any of these featuring all key components to human skin along with the saying "Fascinated By Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you are truly fascinated by with a dose of medical, anatomical humor today!

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Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Postage Stamp

tagged with: alive, heartbeat, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, the condition of my existence, words and unwords, geek humor, humor, saying, attitude, geek

Showcase your wry existential side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying: "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". Classic geek humor postage -- not just for medical personnel!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, humor, geek, words and unwords, patience, word play, science, scientist, physicist, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Words & Unwords Wonderland Adventure 2015 Calendar

tagged with: words and unwords, wonderland adventure, wonderland fan, lewis carroll, john tenniel, quote, quotations, illustrations, interpretations, 2015 calendar

If you're a fan of Lewis Carroll's works of Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There, you'll enjoy this Wonderland adventure calendar throughout 2015. Featuring a different illustration for each month, along with 2 bonus images on front cover and back cover. Inspire yourself and others with a dose of Wonderland attitude throughout the year with this unique 2015 calendar gift. Great 2015 calendar for any Wonderland fan!

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There Is No Such Thing As Friendly Game Of Bridge Candy Dish

If you have ever experienced hostility at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these bridge truism gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "There Is No Such Thing As A Friendly Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what this observation means with a dose of snarky bridge attitude!

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Team Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Coasters

tagged with: words and unwords, dna replication, molecular biologist, team molecular biology, dna, molecular biology, biologist, biotechnology, geek humor

Molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the truism caption "Team Molecular Biology". Anyone working in the biotechnology field will enjoy these educational, scientific molecular biology saying gifts!

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Inflation Is Never What It Used To Be Economics Towels

tagged with: economics, econ, words and unwords, saying, inflation in the united states, humor, economic history, inflation, money, never what used to be, economist

Showcase your wry economics side with any of these inflation saying gifts featuring this historical rate of inflation in the United States over the centuries until Year 2000. Make others do a double-take about inflation over the years with the wry econ truism saying: "Inflation Is Never What It Used To Be". Impress others with a dose of economic ambiguity today!

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Perpetual Waterfall Optical Illusion Visual Humor Letterhead

tagged with: perpetual waterfall, waterfall, perpetual, optics, illusions, optical illusion, physics, psychology, words and unwords, geek humor, psyche, psychologist, visual

Quantum Superposition Is Hard To Explain (Physics) Hand Towel

tagged with: physics, quantum superposition, words and unwords, quantum mechanics, physicist, quantum, schrodinger's cat, dead or alive, entanglement, geek humor

No need to be a physicist to under the concept of quantum superposition, the fundamental law of quantum mechanics that defines the collection of all possible states that an object can have. Includes Schrödinger's cat and the problem of the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics applied to everyday objects. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain how hard it is to explain quantum superposition with any of these geek humor gifts!

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Just Being Renal Anatomical Nephron Humor Fabric

tagged with: just being renal, renal, kidney, nephron, nephrology, attitude, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy

Let your wry medical and anatomical shine the next time you make something with this fabric featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal".

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Wrist Watch

tagged with: biology, biochemistry, scientist, biomedical engineer, biochemist, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, running on the krebs cycle, words and unwords, geek, saying, truism, science, biologist, krebs cycle, tcac, humor, attitude, atp, medical, medicine, cell biology, life science, truisms, funny

No need to be a runner to enjoy wry biochemical humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle or TCAC) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally And Figuratively)".

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The Making Of ATP Light-Dependent Photosynthesis Fabric

tagged with: atp, words and unwords, the making of atp, photosynthesis, biology, biochemistry, photosynthetic attitude, from light to energy, chloroplast

Make others do a double-take when you create with this biochemistry attitude fabric featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the saying "The Making Of ATP".

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Commuter Bag

tagged with: nerd, words and unwords, statistics, bell curve, stats, geek humor, bell curve humor, normal distribution curve, just having a normal day, funny stats saying

Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude gifts for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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My Life Gotten To Point Consider Brain Transplant Tough iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: words and unwords, my life has gotten to, humor, seriously consider a brain transplant, medical, brainy, brain transplant, geek humor, brain anatomy, anatomical brain

Brainy geek humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "My Life Has Gotten To The Point Where I Would Seriously Consider A Brain Transplant". Memorable quirky brain attitude gifts for all who desire to be someone else!

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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Words & Unwords Geology Humor Sayings 2015 Calndr Calendar

tagged with: earth science, geology, 2015 calendar, geological time, geek, humor, words and unwords, geologist, earth scientist, geology humor sayings 2015 calendar

Geologists and earth scientists will enjoy this 2015 calendar filled with geological attitude designs and sayings. Comes with 14 designs, one for each month, plus one design for the front cover and one design for the back cover. Celebrate geological and earth scientific attitude throughout the year with the Words & Unwords Geology Humor Sayings 2015 Calendar! Great calendar gift for any geologist or earth scientist!

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Cell Components Inside 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: cell components inside, cells, components, inside, biology, cell biology, cell biologist, atp, geek, words and unwords, biologist, enzyme, cell membrane, membrane, educational, science teacher, biology teacher, humor, attitude

Face it - you have cell components inside. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these featuring "Cell Components Inside". Make others do a double-take on the inner workings of their own cell. No need to be a cell biologist or biology major to enjoy educational scientific fun with these gifts!

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Be Foundational Think Elemental (Periodic Table) Postage

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, chemistry, geek, humor, be foundational, think elemental, elements, attitude, words and unwords, saying, thinker, advice

If you are a foundational thinker and think about chemistry and the elements, you'll enjoy wry geek humor with this educational, scientific stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements. Comes with the truism saying for all who ponder: "Be Foundational Think Elemental". Memorable postage for scientists, philosophers, and those who think about the Periodic Table of Elements all the time!

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Creative Laborer Inside (Neuron Synapse Biology) Leggings

tagged with: cognitive science, geek, humor, neuron, synapse, psyche, creativity, creative laborer inside, words and unwords, scientist, neurologist, neurobiologist, biologist, creative person, thinker

Showcase your wry biological and anatomical side the next time you wear these leggings featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Creative Laborer Inside". Great geek humor gift for any thinker, artist, or scientist!

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Tesla Was Right (Nikola Tesla) Gift Wrapping Paper

Words & Unwords Humorous Biology Sayings 2015 Clnd Calendars

tagged with: words and unwords, biology, geek, humor, sayings, 2015 calendar, calendar, gift for biologist, humorous biology sayings, 2015

No need to be a biologist to enjoy biological attitude throughout the year with this Words & Unwords Humorous Biology Sayings 2015 Calendar. Featuring 14 different designs, one for each month plus one for the front and back covers respectively. Great calendar gift for anyone with a biological geek sense of humor!

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Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi Yubo Lunchbox

tagged with: words and unwords, irrational number, mathematical constant, just like pi, wanted, a constant in my life, geek humor, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, funny pi saying

Have lunch with a dose of wry mathematical constant geek humor with this lunchbox featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi". Great lunchbox gift for any pi fan!

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Inversion Set & Vector Of A Permutation Postage

tagged with: math, logic, logician, permutation, geek, inversion set, vector of a permutation, mathematics, words and unwords, mathematician

Let your wry mathematical and logical side shine the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring "Inversion Set & Vector Of A Permutation".

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The Skin Doctor Is In (Anatomy Dermatology) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: the skin doctor is in, dermatologist, dermatology, attitude, medical, medicine, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, dermal layers, skin, saying

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "The Skin Doctor Is In".

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Wristwatch

tagged with: emt inside, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emergency medical technician, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, geek humor

Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: magnetism, physics, physicist, magnetic quadrupole moment, geek, humor, science teacher, words and unwords, north-south poles, magnets, magnetic, educational, attitude, repel, repulsion, educational resources

No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy any of these featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Showcase how similar poles repel each other with any of these memorable, educational magnetism gifts! Scientific fun for all those who know that like poles repel each other!

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Meet Me In Wonderland Mad Hatter Running Fabric

tagged with: meet me in wonderland, wonderland, mad hatter, running mad hatter, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Wonderland fans will enjoy creating things with this unique fabric featuring John Tenniel's illustration of Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the caption "Meet Me In Wonderland".

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Vacation Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Luggage Tags

tagged with: vacation genes inside, genes, genetics, dna, dna replication, molecular biology, biologist, words and unwords, molecular biologist, geek, attitude, humor, saying, vacation humor

Do you love to take vacations or think about taking vacations? Showcase your wry DNA sense of humor with any of these molecular biology humor gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Vacation Genes Inside".

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Have Cards Will Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Tshirts

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry card player bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Have Cards Will Play Bridge". Memorable bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Inflation Is Never What It Used To Be Economics Letterhead

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Perpetual Waterfall Optical Illusion Visual Humor Candy Dish

tagged with: perpetual waterfall, waterfall, perpetual, optics, illusions, optical illusion, physics, psychology, words and unwords, geek humor, psyche, psychologist, visual

Ever saw a perpetual waterfall? Showcase your illusory illusions attitude with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring a perpetual waterfall -- whether the water always flows upward and comes down. Deny the law of physics and make others do a double-take with any of these vivid optical illusion gifts today!

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With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time (Sign) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: moped, scooter, sign, signage, moped sign, alternative transportation, humor, attitude, words and unwords, scooters

With high gas prices around, you'll enjoy any of these signage attitude featuring the moped sign along with the ubiquitous saying "With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time". Make others do a double-take about how they get from one place to another in an era of high gas prices with these memorable alternative transportation saying gifts!

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