Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, June 29, 2015

Stay In The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole Moment) Stamps

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, moment, magnetism, advice, stay in the moment, geek humor, four magnets, words and unwords, physics teacher

Showcase your wry physics attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Stay In The Moment". Classic physics geek humor postage for all who love to stay in the moment!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: warning, dermatology, attitude, dermal layers, dermatologist, skin layers, i get under people's skin, words and unwords, geek, humor, epidermis, funny, saying, skin doctor, medicine, skin, anatomy

Dermatological attitude is found on any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin". Memorable skin humor gifts for anyone with skin! Perfect gifts for dermatologists and other skin specialists!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote 5.25x5.25 Square Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: mad, madness, go among mad people, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, wonderland, quote, quotation, cheshire cat, alice, funny, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, adventures, psyche, psychology, mad people, saying, words and unwords, lifestyle

If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Think Epigenetics! (Cross Out DNA Replication) T-shirts

tagged with: environmental genetics, epigenetics, molecular biology, dna replication, molecular biologist, genes, biology, think epigenetics, environmental, environmentalist, evolution, deoxyribonucleic acid

DNA is not everything. Showcase this fact with this wry molecular biology design featuring DNA replication, along with a cross out with the saying "Think Epigenetics!" Gifts with wry scientific attitude for all those understand that it is the environmental interaction with genes that is important -- not the genes or the DNA code all by itself! Tongue-in-cheek humor for all those who know about evolution!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Classic White Coffee Mug

Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor gifts for all who understand that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation!

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Economists Do It With Models (Economics Humor) T Shirts

tagged with: economics, econ, economist, econometrics, mathematician, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, economists do it with models, words and unwords, math, saying, truism, funny, attitude, graph

Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve, along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Postcard

tagged with: old man of the mountain, new hampshire, illusion, optics, optical illusion, rock outcrop, granite, cannon mountain, white mountains, great stone face, the profile, humor, attitude, photo, history, historical, historian, face, profile of a face, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, franconia, brain teaser, old man on the mountain, words and unwords

No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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Historic California US 50 Route (Sign) Shirts

tagged with: historic route, california, u.s. route 50, us 50 route, signs, signage, transportation, vintage, historian, traffic sign, transportation sign, wordsunwords, attitude, transportation engineer, traveler, roadway, highway, california highway, communication

No need to be a transportation historian to enjoy this vintage transportation sign / traffic sign showcasing US Route 50 in California. Perfect gift for those who have traveled on Route 50 over the years!

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Sunday, June 28, 2015

Male Android (Sign / Symbol) Bugdroid 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: male android, android, sign, symbol, male sign, male symbol, humor, attitude, geek, bugdroid, software developer, software engineer, open source, programmer, computer scientist, software development, words and unwords, development companies

Showcase your wry Android software development sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Android's bugdroid encased in the symbol for male. Make others do a double-take on that fact that you are a male software developer with a dose of Android attitude! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Optics Snell's Law) 4.25x5.5 Paper Invitation Card

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Optics Snell's Law) 4.25x5.5 Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: snell's law, sines, angles of incidence, refraction, obey refraction it's the law, law of refraction, descartes' law, physics, optical, optics, angle, light, science, physicist, humor, attitude, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, truism, saying, words and unwords, educational resources

Showcase wry optical humor with this design featuring Snell's law, which says that the ratio of the sines of the angles of incidence and of refraction is a constant that depends on the media. Snell's law is also known as Descartes' law or the law of refraction. Make others do a double-take with any of these scientific truism refraction humor gifts that include the tongue-in-cheek saying "Obey Refraction It's The Law". No need to be a physics major to enjoy!

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Adult Apron

tagged with: biology, biochemistry, scientist, biomedical engineer, biochemist, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, running on the krebs cycle, words and unwords, geek, saying, truism, science, biologist, krebs cycle, tcac, humor, attitude, atp, medical, medicine, cell biology, life science, truisms, funny

Biochemistry is a part of us, whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with any of these Krebs cycle gifts that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect gifts for those who understand the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day!

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Live A Balanced Life Think Renal (Nephron) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: live a balanced life, think renal, renal, nephron, kidney, anatomy, nephrology, medical, medicine, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, nephrologist, doctor, advice

Showcase your renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a kidney's nephron along with the following saying: "Live A Balanced Life Think Renal". No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Team Photosynthesis (Light-Dependent Reactions) Skins For The iPhone 4S

tagged with: team photosynthesis, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, biology, atp, biochemistry, botany, autotroph, environmental, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying

Showcase your photosynthetic, autotrophic sense of style with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the caption "Team Photosynthesis". No need to be a botanist, biologist, biochemist, or gardener to enjoy!

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I Move Mountains At Work (Software Developer) Galaxy S5 Covers

tagged with: software developer, geek, i move mountains at work, software engineer, java duke, crane, words and unwords, open source programmer, work humor, humor

No need to program in Java to enjoy any of these software developer / software engineer gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke pulling on a lever to move a virtual mountain along with the saying "I Move Mountains At Work". Make everyone do a double-take at what you do with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor today!

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Neuroplasticity Embedded Within (Brain Anatomy) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: learning, learn, psyche, psychology, brain, brain anatomy, anatomy, anatomical, saying, neuroplasticity embedded within, neuroscientist, neurosurgeon, medical, medicine, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, neuroplasticity

No need to be a neurologist or neural surgeon to enjoy timeless anatomical humor for the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards. Featuring the various parts of the brain, with all key labels, along with the saying "Neuroplasticity Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take at your next meet and greet at how open you are to learning and demonstrating your neuroplasticity!

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: stats, statistician, statistics, statistical, math, mathematician, percentages, psyche, psychology, economist, psychologist, humor, geek, attitude, nerd, genius, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, funny, i am here, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, physicist, saying, words and unwords, lifestyle

Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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Biotechnology University (DNA Replication) Classic White Coffee Mug

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If you work in the biotechnology field, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with labels of all key parts, along with the Varsity lettering "Biotechnology University". Showcase your knowledge of biotechnology with any of these memorable molecular biology gifts!

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Due To Our Expanding Universe Big Freeze Occur Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: universe, astrophysics, physics, big freeze, galactic, due to our expanding universe, the big freeze, will eventually occur, geek, words and unwords, humor, astronomy, saying

Astrophysicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a diagram of our expanding universe along with the following saying: "Due To Our Expanding Universe The "Big Freeze" Will Eventually Occur".

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Courier Bag

tagged with: live large love chemistry, live large, love chemistry, chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodic table, chemist, words and unwords, scientist, elements, elemental, geek humor, science humor

Chemists will enjoy traveling with this Rickshaw messenger bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Live Large Love Chemistry" in Love Letters font. Memorable gift for anyone who just loves chemistry and thinks about the elements all the time!

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Love Geology Unconditionally (Geology Humor) T Shirts

tagged with: geological, science, scientist, psychology, geology, geologist, saying, love geology unconditionally, unconditionally, fault, earth science, earth scientist, humor, attitude, pun, sarcasm, double entendre, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, psyche, seismologist, volcanologist, words and unwords, truisms

Plate tectonics humor comes alive with this colorful, educational earth science gift tee featuring the various tectonic plates of the world. Make others do a double-take when you showcase this memorable wry truism geology saying: "Love Geology Unconditionally - It's A Fault Driven World No Matter Which Plate You're Standing On". Double entendre geology pun for all those who are fans of geology! Perfect gift for die hard geologists with a sense of tongue-in-cheek geology attitude!

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Ideas Circulate Inside (Circulatory System) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: ideas circulate inside, inside, ideas, circulation, circulate, circulatory system, medical, medicine, anatomy, words and unwords, geek, humor, science teacher, psyche, psychology, arteries, veins

Do you have lots of ideas which circulate within you? No need to work in the medical field to appreciate any of these educational, scientific, anatomical attitude gifts featuring all key parts (arteries and veins) of the circulatory system along with the saying "Ideas Circulate Inside".

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Nikola Tesla Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Key Chains

tagged with: words and unwords, quote, kinetic energy, physicist, nikola tesla, wheelwork of nature, wireless, electrical engineer, tesla, genius quote

Those who are into wireless will enjoy this timeless scientific quote by Serbian American genius and inventor Nikola Tesla. "Father of the Radio" and the "Victor in the War of the Currents", Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. Quote says: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic - and this we know it is, for certain - then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the wheelwork of nature." Gifts for all those who understand the power that comes from attaching our machinery to the wheelwork of nature!

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Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny (Biology) Tees

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No need to be an evolutionary or developmental biologist to enjoy this "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" gift tee featuring a design that was once attributed to Ernest Haeckel. The tenet or maxim has been disproved, but remains in biology textbooks as an example of historical evolutionary thought (just like Lamarck was disproved). Showcase the various stages of the embryo with this historical scientific biology geek t-shirt!

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Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi (Pi On A Pie) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: mathematicians love to eat pi, pie, pi on a pie, math, mathematics, irrational number, words and unwords, geek, humor, mathematician

Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following caption: "Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi".

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Heartbeat My Internal Music (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) T Shirt

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, medical, ekg, geek, medicine, my internal music

We all have a heartbeat. Showcase wry medical and health attitude with any of these electrocardiogram gifts featuring a heartbeat, along with the health truism saying "Heartbeat My Internal Music". No need to work in the medical field or be a music lover to enjoy nature's internal music!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) Belt Buckle

Celebrate Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Throw Pillow

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Showcase your wry magnetic sense of humor with this pillow featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the following ambiguous scientific geek saying: "Celebrate Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on what moments you are truly referring to with a dose of physicist attitude today!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Customized Stationery

My DNA Is In Often Need Of Repair (DNA Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: dna replication, humor, geek, polymerase, molecular biology, biology, dna, deoxyribonucleic acid humor, words and unwords, often need of repair, funny, enzyme, educational, science, scientific, scientist, gene therapy, genes, molecular biologist, biologist, repair, advice, psyche, psychologist, educational resources

Yes, DNA does repair itself. No matter how you feel, celebrate life with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA repair, along with the wry saying "My DNA Is In Often Need Of Repair". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific biology gifts! No need to be a biologist or gene therapist to enjoy!

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Wanted A Bridge Partner Who Plays At My Level Tee Shirt

If you have ever partnered with another bridge player and found it to be a mismatch, you'll enjoy any of these wry bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade) along with the truism saying "Wanted A Bridge Partner Who Plays At My Level". Showcase your needs in the game of bridge, with a dose of sarcasm, with any of these memorable gifts!

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Economists Do It With Models (Economics Humor) Fridge Magnets

Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Classic Round Sticker

I Am Not Lost - I Am Just Directionally Challenged Tee Shirts

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Do you get lost frequently? Showcase your wry intelligent traffic sign / transportation sign humor side with this signage attitude gift tee featuring the warning sign of a traffic circle. Says: "I Am Not Lost - I Am Just Directionally Challenged". Let others know that you are frequently directionally challenged with this tongue-in-cheek signage humor gift!

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Optics Snell's Law) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) T-shirt

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Live A Balanced Life Think Renal (Nephron) Dartboard

tagged with: live a balanced life, think renal, renal, nephron, kidney, anatomy, nephrology, medical, medicine, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, nephrologist, doctor, advice

Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States (Picture Earth) T Shirts

tagged with: picture earth, earth science, earth scientist, geography, geographer, traveler, satellite, science, scientist, satellite imagery, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, vivid, imagery, picture, attitude, snow, snowfall, mid-atlantic, states, meterological, meteorologist, eastern united states, regional

No need to be a meterologist to enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery view of "Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States". Vivid picture on this gift tee will make others do a double-take no matter what the weather looks like or what time of the year it is. Enjoy geography fun no matter where you live when you wear this t-shirt!

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I Move Mountains At Work (Software Developer) Dartboard

tagged with: software developer, geek, i move mountains at work, software engineer, java duke, crane, words and unwords, open source programmer, work humor, humor

An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted (Brain) Mouse Pad

tagged with: psyche, psychology, brain, human brain, anatomy, anatomical, educational, scientific, scientist, medicine, medical, perspective, neurosurgery, neurosurgeon, joke, humor, attitude, geek, words and unwords, saying, truism, advice, brain surgeon

No need to be a teacher or work in the medical field to enjoy tongue-in-cheek anatomical brain humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain (color-coded) along with the saying "An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted". Neurosurgeons will view this phrase from their medical perspective; teachers will view it from another. Regardless of how you feel about the human brain, whether physically or psychologically, showcase your brainy sense of humor today with a dose of educational, scientific attitude!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: stats, statistical, statistician, statistics, bell curve, distribution, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, saying, truism, funny, geek, math, mathematics, psyche, psychology, psychologist, normal, normality, humor, attitude, percentages, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, mathematician, question, query, words and unwords, lifestyle

Make others do a double-take with this gift that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve), complete with percentages. Educational humor fun gift. No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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Our Solar System's Planets In Perpsective Laptop Bags

tagged with: educational, our solar system's planets, planets in perspective, solar system, astronomy, astronomer, cosmic, attitude, saying, words and unwords

Showcase your knowledge of our solar system the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all of our planets, their relative sizes to each other, and their relative distance to the Sun, along with the following scientific truism: "Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective".

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Blame Earth She Has Many Faults Tshirts

tagged with: plate tectonics, tectonics, earth, earth science, earth scientists, science, scientists, faults, geology, geography, geologist, seismologist, seismology, earthquake, blame, pun, double entendre, humor, attitude, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, truism, saying, words and unwords, truisms

Enjoy educational, scientific humor when you wear this geology humor gift tee that features the tectonic plates and includes the wry geological saying "Blame Earth She Has Many Faults". Double entendre attitude for anyone with a sense of geological humor! Colorful science humor gift for earth scientists!

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Ideas Circulate Inside (Circulatory System) Dart Boards

Love Is A Chemical Reaction (Periodic Table) 5x7 Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, love is a chemical reaction, science, geek, humor, chemistry, words and unwords, chemist, geek love

If you are hosting a geek wedding or geek wedding reception, you'll enjoy this customizable invitation featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Love Is A Chemical Reception". Memorable geek attitude wedding invitation for all who know what love's chemistry can do!

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Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve (Synapse) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: neuron, synapse, junction, neurotransmitters, neurology, philosopher, thinking, thought, think, saying, truism, neurologist, biologist, psyche, psychologist, nerve, biology, science, scientist, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, humor, attitude, educational, words and unwords, medical

Showcase your wry medical humor side with any of these anatomical gifts featuring a synapse, along with the scientific truism "Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Showcase tongue-in-cheek biology humor with a dose of educational fun with any of these science attitude gifts! No need to work in the medical field to enjoy!

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