Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, June 25, 2015

Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) Belt Buckles

tagged with: software developer, rover, open source martians inside, software engineer, words and unwords, open source, programmer, martian, geek humor, mars rover

No need to be on Mars to promote wry open source geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke riding Rover, along with the saying "Open Source Martians Inside"! Make others do a double-take at what Martian exploration is all about!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: restructure your thoughts,advice,make the connections,build a better brain,geek humor,medical geek,brain,brainy,anatomy,words and unwords,anatomical,saying,medical advice,psyche,psychologist,neurosurgeon,neurologist

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Statistics The Art & Science Of Finding Out Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: statistics, art and science, finding out how uncertain, the world really is, geek, statistician, stats, humor, saying, words and unwords, psychology, educational, bell curve, uncertainty, percentages, science in society

No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy wry stats humor attitude with any of these bell curve gifts! Saying comes with the humorous definition of statistics: "Statistics - The Art & Science Of Finding Out How Uncertain The World Really Is". Educational, stats psychology fun for all who work with the normal distribution!

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Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside iPad Mini Cover

tagged with: warning, positive feedback loop inside, inside, positive feedback loop, psyche, psychology, meteorology, geek, humor, words and unwords, advice

Is there a positive feedback loop inside of you? No need to be a psychologist or meteorologist to enjoy wry feedback loop humor with this iPad case gift featuring a positive feedback loop in the atmosphere along with the truism saying "Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you mean the next time you surf the web!

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Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead (Diamond Yellow Sign) Letterhead Design

tagged with: warning, sign, signage, meteor zone ahead, meteor, astronomy, words and unwords, humor, yellow diamond warning sign, meteor tail in the sky, geek, advice, attitude, astronomer, funny, saying, extraterrestrial object

If you have ever seen a meteor in the sky, when in-person or on video, you'll enjoy any of these astronomical humor gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign with a meteor streaking across the sky in a city along with the saying "Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead". Make others do a double-take at this common extraterrestrial event wherein a meteor hits the Earth and burns up in the sky that sometimes is apparent to our eyes.

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Adult Apron

tagged with: funny, humor, attitude, science, geology, earth science, earthquake, scientist, geologist, seismologist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, plate tectonics, saying, truism, schist, granite, rock hound, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, truisms

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Laptop Bags

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Chefs and those who believe in the chemical nuance of cooking will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following cooking truism: "Cooking Is Just Chemistry".

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Baby Bodysuits

tagged with: scientist, entrepreneur, inventor, mathematician, quote, quotation, nikola tesla, wireless, substituted mathematics for experiments, words and unwords, mathematics, genius, radio, experimenter, experiment, experimentation, attitude, tesla, equation, equation after equation, science, invention, saying, education, alternating current

If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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The Multiple Structures Of Protein Classic White Coffee Mug

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You are constantly producing proteins from amino acids, and there are 4 different structures to protein. Educational, scientific gifts to showcase the varying structures of protein. No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy!

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3-D Patagonia, Argentina Shirts

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, patagonia, plateau, argentina, south america, satellite photo, geography, geographer, earth science, satellite, earth scientist, attitude, humor, visualization, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, stereoscopic, imagery, plains, glaciers, 3-d

If you enjoy visualizing plateaus, you'll enjoy any of these visual geography satellite photo gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Patagonia, Argentina. Stunning Earth views from outer space. Comes complete with instructions on how to see in 3-D. No need to have visited Patagonia to enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts!

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Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi? (Pi On Pie Humor) Dart Boards

tagged with: eat pi, math pi, pie humor, mathematical constant, mathematician, math, hungry, words and unwords, math teacher, who said you couldn't eat, scientist, scientific, appetite, geek, humor, brain teaser, attitude, riddles, brain teasers, query, rhetorical question

Showcase your wry pi side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant pi on a baked pi along with the following rhetorical question: "Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi?" Memorable geek humor gifts for any pi fan!

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Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line? (Geometry) Tshirts

tagged with: math, geometry, euler's line, line, triangle, orthocenter, circumcenter, centroid, query, question, educational, scientific, geek, attitude, words and unwords, educational resources

No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to know about Euler's line. In geometry, the Euler line, pronounced "oiler", is a line determined from any triangle that is not equilateral. This line passes through several important points determined from the triangle, including the orthocenter, the circumcenter, the centroid, and the center of the nine-point circle of the triangle. Make others do a double-take with this following geometric query: "Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line?"

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Reliable Means Of Communication Over Long Distance Messenger Bag

tagged with: samuel morse, morse code, international morse code, reliable means of communication, over long distance, long distance, electrical pulses, communication, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, telegraph, dots, dits, dashes, code, 19th century technology, 19th century communication, long distance technology, communicator, coder

Showcase your Morse code attitude the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the dots and dashes of International Morse Code along with the saying "Reliable Means Of Communication Over Long Distance".

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: dermatologists know their skin, dermatology, dermatologists, skin, anatomy, anatomical, layers of skin, words and unwords, geek, humor, educational, saying, funny, truism, illustration, epidermis, dermal layers

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Make others wonder exactly what you are talking about with these tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor gifts today!

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Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Tee Shirts

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, geek, cardiologists, do it with rhythm, cardiology

No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with any of these gifts featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor gifts today!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, words and unwords, physicist, physics, moment, magnets, geek, humor, do you have a moment, moment to spare

No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude gifts today!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Tile

tagged with: doesn't do what you planned, thomas edison, edison, quote, quotation, geek, motivational, advice, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, serendipity, humor, funny, attitude, engineer, doesn't mean it's useless, saying

If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation gifts featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote gifts for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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Meet Me In Wonderland (Mad Hatter Running) 5x7 Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: john tenniel, wonderland, meet me in wonderland, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, mad hatter, mad hatter running, words and unwords, miscellaneous

If you rush throughout life and have an important date, you'll enjoy any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Caption says it all: "Meet Me In Wonderland". Wonderland adventure fun for all those who are in a rush in today's hectic world!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Do you spend lots and lots of time playing bridge / duplicate bridge? Showcase your wry bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge". Memorable gifts for any die-hard bridge player!

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DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter (DNA Strands) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: science, scientist, biology, biologist, dna, dna replication, molecular biology, molecular biologist, genetics, genes, geneticist, doctor, physician, humor, geek, attitude, educational, science teacher, words and unwords, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, saying, truism, life, advice, the rest is just matter, joke, funny, sarcasm, nature, human nature, medicine, medical

Make others do a double-take with wry life science humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication, both leading and lagging strands, complete with all key labels. Scientific truism saying says it all: "DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter". You'll enjoy any of these educational gifts featuring this timeless life advice! Perfect gift for geneticists, biologists, scientists, and those who understand the nature of what really matter in life!

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Leonardo da Vinci Three Classes Of People Quote Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: three classes of people, visualization, visualization of ideas, those who see, those who do not see, leonardo da vinci, genius, three types of people, words and unwords, da vinci self portrait, visual, renaissance, class, wisdom, quote, quotation, psyche, psychology, personality, attitude, polymath, scientist, inventor, engineer, artist, writer, perception, imagine, imagination, inspirational, vision, possibilities, entrepreneur

Showcase your Renaissance person style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring Renaissance genius, scientist, painter, and inventor Leonardo da Vinci in his classic self-portrait along with one of his timeless quotes: "There are three classes of people. Those who see. Those who see when they are shown. Those who do not see."

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Economics Not Matter Of Life Or Death Equilibrium Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: economics, economist, social scientist, humor, attitude, geek, econ teacher, supply-and-demand, supply and demand curve, funny, just a matter of equilibrium, money, finance, wealth, education, educational, social science teacher, wordsandunwords, 'words, unwords, wordsunwords, saying, truism, definition, life or death, political economy, economy, government, lifestyle, advice, words and unwords

No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy any of these wry econ humor gifts featuring the supply-and-demand curve, along with the economics truism: "Economics: Not A Matter Of Life Or Death Just A Matter Of Equilibrium". Make others do a double-take with any of these tongue-in-cheek, yet deadly serious educational economics gifts today!

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Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? (Illusion) Courier Bag

tagged with: emergence, dalmatian, do you see a dalmatian, gestalt, optical illusion, illusion, geek, psychology, psyche, words and unwords, attitude

Showcase your optical illusion sense of style with this Rickshaw Mini-Zero messenger bag featuring the psychological phenomenon of emergence -- i.e., the gestalt phenomenon -- along with the follow caption that will make others do a double-take: "Do You See A Dalmatian?"

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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Just Passing Through Space & Time (Light Cone) T Shirt

tagged with: light cone, hypersurface of the present, present, past, future, physics, observer, physicist, geek, humor, saying, truism, attitude, space, time, words and unwords, science in society

The space-time continuum adventure comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a light cone as well as the truism saying "Just Passing Through Space & Time". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of physics with a dose of wry geek humor. Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the past, present, and the future!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Wallclock

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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Haze Over Eastern United States (Picture Earth) Tees

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No need to be living in the Eastern United States to enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee that features "Haze Over Eastern United States". Make others do a double-take and look through the haze to see the Eastern seaboard when you wear this outer space viewpoint t-shirt!

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Acidic Machinery Inside (Krebs Citric Acid Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, acidic machinery inside, inside, acidic machinery, saying, truism, chemistry, biology, biochemistry, biochemist, chemist, biologist, science, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle, scientific, truisms

You have acidic machinery inside of you known as the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these biochemistry humor gifts featuring the "Acidic Machinery Inside". No need to be biochemist or chemistry major to enjoy educational, scientific fun!

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) Dartboards

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Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: your mind is like software, program it, brain, humor, geek, attitude, psyche, psychology, software engineer, words and unwords, software programmer, software, saying, truism, learning, learn, educational, teacher, programmer

Showcase your wry brainy side at your next introduction with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Educational, anatomical fun for anyone with a brain!

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Summarizing Statistics T Shirt

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Lesothosaurus (Ornithischian Dinosaur) T Shirt

tagged with: lesothosaurus, words and unwords, dinosaurs are back, paleontologist, herbivore, early jurassic, ornithischian dinosaur, paleontology, dinosaur, fast runner, jurassic, scientist

Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring Lesothosaurus, an herbivorous ornithischian dinosaur that lived during the Early Jurassic. Lesothosaurus was a 1 meter long, bipedal plant-eater. Its long legs, small arms, and slender tail all suggest that it was a fast runner. Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past with any of these "Dinosaurs Are Back" lesothosaurus gifts!

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Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead (Diamond Yellow Sign) Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry astronomical sense of humor with this stamp featuring a warning sign that says the following "Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead". Great gift for any astronomer or fan of meteors!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Beverage Coasters

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Do you view cooking as an exercise in chemistry? Showcase your wry chemical attitude toward cooking with any of these Periodic Table of Elements gifts featuring the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take about what cooking is all about with a dose of scientific humor today!

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Herpetologist Inside (Symptoms Of A Snake Bite) Cover For The iPad Mini

tagged with: symptoms of a snake bite, physiology, anatomy, diagram, snake bite, herpetologist, inside, humor, geek, attitude, biologist, snake fan, funny, sarcasm, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a herpetologist -- i.e., one who studies reptiles and amphibians -- to enjoy wry anatomical and physiological humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the symptoms of a snake bite. Includes the caption that will make others do a double-take: "Herpetologist Inside". Make others do a double-take about who is mostly likely to have been bitten by a snake with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Skins For Kindle Fire

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Showcase your wine connoisseur side with any of these gifts featuring the anatomy of a wine grape berry along with the saying "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries".

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Shirt

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Ask yourself and others this key biological question: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate?" Make others do a double-take with any of these enzyme-substrate gifts featuring the induced fit model. Scientific and inspirational fun for all with catalytic properties!

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Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi? (Pi On Pie Humor) Letterhead

Logic Dreams Inside (Logic Matrices) Dartboard

tagged with: logic dreams inside, logic matrices, logic, inside, math, boolean logic, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, logician, mathematician

Showcase your logical side with any of these logic attitude gifts featuring logic matrices along with the saying "Logic Dream Inside". Memorable gifts for Boolean thinkers!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Rectangular Belt Buckle

Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Tshirt

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Your cells are powered by the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these Krebs cycle attitude gifts featuring the scientific truism "Powered By Organic Chemistry". No need to know about the finer details about the generation of ATP to enjoy educational chemistry attitude today!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Rectangular Belt Buckle

Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore (Brain Anatomy) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: brain is full, can't think anymore, advice, brain, brainy, anatomy, anatomical, human brain, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, attitude, educational, medical, medicine

If your brain is full at all hours of the day, you'll enjoy this wry anatomical humor clock gift featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore".

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Summarizing Statistics Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: stats, statistician, math, mathematician, summarizing statistics, geek, humor, normal distribution, bell curve, words and unwords, psychologist, numbers, funny, attitude, gaussian distribution, p-value, z-score, scientist, cheat sheet, statistical, saying, educational, definition, stats teacher, probabilities, probability, education

Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead (Diamond Yellow Sign) Print

Showcase your wry astronomical attitude with this poster featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead".

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Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside Samsung Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: danger, nuclear fusion inside, nuclear fusion, sun, solar flare, astronomer, solar flare watcher, geek, humor, attitude, saying, warning, words and unwords, scientist, hot, physicist, nuclear physicist, stars

No need to be an astronomer or solar flare watcher to enjoy tongue-in-cheek Sun humor with any of these gifts featuring a picture of the Sun along with the scientific truism saying "Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside". Make others do a double-take about exactly lies within you with a dose of geek attitude today!

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