Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Belt Buckles

tagged with: cooking is just chemistry, periodic table of elements, elements, cooking, chemistry, just chemistry, words and unwords, science, geek, attitude, cook, saying, chemist

Do you view cooking as an exercise in chemistry? Showcase your wry chemical attitude toward cooking with any of these Periodic Table of Elements gifts featuring the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take about what cooking is all about with a dose of scientific humor today!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: funny, humor, attitude, science, geology, earth science, earthquake, scientist, geologist, seismologist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, plate tectonics, saying, truism, schist, granite, rock hound, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, truisms

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Nikola Tesla Capacity Of Earth Charge Electrified Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: magnetosphere, nikola tesla, earth quote, magnet, alternate currents, geek, wireless, words and unwords, if electrified, what charge does the earth

Nikola Tesla, father of today's wireless society and inventor of the radio, once asked the following: "A point of great importance would be first to know what is the capacity of the earth? And what charge does it contain if electrified?" Electrical engineers, scientists, physicists, inventors, and those into electricity and magnetic forces will enjoy this philosophical and scientific quote on any of these gifts! Timeless question for all those who know about alternate currents!

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Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: funny, geek, biology, biologist, cell biology, cellular biology, reproduction, embryo, saying, truism, humor, attitude, division, divide, multiply, science, scientist, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, education, mitosis, cell division, cellular division, words and unwords, truisms

Showcase your wry biological side with this dividing embryo with the funny saying: "Biology - The Only Science Where Multiplication and Division Mean The Same Thing". Gifts for anyone into biology and the science of cellular division!

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Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi? (Pi On Pie Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: eat pi, math pi, pie humor, mathematical constant, mathematician, math, hungry, words and unwords, math teacher, who said you couldn't eat, scientist, scientific, appetite, geek, humor, brain teaser, attitude, riddles, brain teasers, query, rhetorical question

Showcase your wry pi side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant pi on a baked pi along with the following rhetorical question: "Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi?" Memorable geek humor gifts for any pi fan!

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Penrose Tiling (Five-Fold Symmetry) Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: penrose tiling, geometry, math, five-fold symmetry, pattern, roger penrose, mathematician, words and unwords, educational, aperiodicity, geek

Showcase your symmetrical and geometric side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring Penrose tiling, five-fold symmetry. No need to be a mathematician to enjoy!

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Skulls Of Our Ancestors (Six Skulls Evolution) Case For The iPad Mini

tagged with: skulls of our ancestors, six skulls, evolution, biology, paleontology, skulls, human evolution, illustration, words and unwords, ancestors

Evolutionists and evolutionary biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the six skulls of our ancestors in the drawing "Skulls Of Our Ancestors".

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) T Shirts

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Dart Boards

tagged with: dermatologists know their skin, dermatology, dermatologists, skin, anatomy, anatomical, layers of skin, words and unwords, geek, humor, educational, saying, funny, truism, illustration, epidermis, dermal layers

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Make others wonder exactly what you are talking about with these tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor gifts today!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Customized Letterhead

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless iPad 3 Decal

tagged with: doesn't do what you planned, thomas edison, edison, quote, quotation, geek, motivational, advice, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, serendipity, humor, funny, attitude, engineer, doesn't mean it's useless, saying

If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation gifts featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote gifts for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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Love Chess Key Chains

tagged with: chess teacher, words and unwords, grandmaster, chess game, love chess, chess player, chess lover, reflective chess set, chess, chess geek

No need to be an avid chess player to love chess -- although it helps. Chess players of all ages will enjoy this reflective chess set design, complete with the inspirational saying in Love Letters font "Love Chess". Showcase your fervor for this maddening analytical game with any of these chess attitude gifts!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: wonderland, don't be late, late, procrastinator, procrastination, lewis carroll, john tenniel, mad hatter, running, mad hatter running, funny, adventure, humor, attitude, tardy, saying, truism, rush, timely people, advice, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, alice in wonderland, words and unwords

If you are always late to meetings and/or events or know someone who always is late, you'll enjoy any of these wry Wonderland adventure humor gifts featuring the Mad Hatter running, as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Comes with the common advice caption for those who are always in a rush: "Don't Be Late". Timeless Wonderland fun gifts for all who hate being late and hate seeing others be late!

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Deoxyribonucelic Acid (DNA) Mendel Darwin T-shirts

tagged with: science, scientist, biology, biologist, dna, dna replication, molecular biology, molecular biologist, genetics, genes, geneticist, doctor, physician, humor, geek, attitude, educational, science teacher, words and unwords, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, saying, truism, leading strand, lagging strand, what charles darwin couldn't guess, what gregor mendel didn't know, darwin, mendel, gregor mendel, charles darwin, deoxyribonucleic acid, educational resources

No need to be a molecular biologist to find humor in the following life saying about DNA: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid (DNA) What Charles Darwin Couldn't Guess What Gregor Mendel Didn't Know". Make others do a double-take with this scientific truism featuring DNA replication, complete with the leading strand and the lagging strand and all key labels. Educational attitude for all who know about DNA!

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The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Bags

Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made, you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink!

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The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Messenger Bag

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, the devil's pitchfork, devil's pitchfork, humor, attitude, pitchfork, third prong, devil, words and unwords, funny, brain teaser, joke, riddles, brain teasers, devilish, illusion, geek

Showcase your optical illusion side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the infamous optical illusion known as "The Devil's Pitchfork", where the third prong in the pitchfork seemingly arises out of nowhere.

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Look Down, Not Up Always Invest Margin Of Safety Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: value investing, value investor, look down not up, margin of safety, signage, transportation sign, humor, attitude, benjamin graham, funny, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, investor, investing, stock market, money, economics

If you are a value investor and always invest with a margin of safety, you'll enjoy any of these transportation warning sign gifts featuring the wry value investing truism "Look Down, Not Up - Always Invest With A Margin Of Safety". Memorable gifts for all fans of the investment philosophy of Benjamin Graham and all with a wry sense of economics humor!

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Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Keep Coding And Carry On (Bug Droid Font Shoutout) Galaxy SIII Covers

tagged with: bug droid font, bugdroid, software developer, keey coding and carry on, keep coding, carry on, geek, humor, words and unwords, softwae development advice, saying, open source, operating system, android, attitude, advice, software engineer, programmer, mobile phone operating system

Software engineers and software developers working on the Android operating system platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Droid font, with Bug droid in a shout-out position for each letter, that provides sound advice for anyone working in software development: "Keep Coding And Carry On". Make others do a double-take at what they should be doing when things get rough with a dose of contemporary software development geek humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Just Passing Through Space & Time (Light Cone) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: space, time, observer, light cone, geek, attitude, present, future, past, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, physics, physicist, saying, truism, scientific, science in society

Physicists will enjoy introducing themselves at any meet and greet with this business card featuring a light cone along with the saying "Just Passing Through Space & Time". Fans of astrophysics and quantum physics and science fiction will enjoy any of these geek attitude business cards!

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, saying, truism, chemistry, biology, biochemistry, biochemist, chemist, biologist, science, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle, atp, adenosine triphosphate, powered by organic chemistry, educational resources

Your cells are powered by the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these Krebs cycle attitude gifts featuring the scientific truism "Powered By Organic Chemistry". No need to know about the finer details about the generation of ATP to enjoy educational chemistry attitude today!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Dart Boards

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain (Humor) Necklace

tagged with: wake up it's time, to activate your brain, humor, attitude, brain, geek, activate, brainy, words and unwords, advice, psyche, psychiatry, human brain, anatomical parts of the brain

Showcase your wry brainy geek sense of humor with this necklace featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Memorable geek advice necklace gift for all those who doze through life!

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To Analyze Clumps Of Data Cophenetic Correlation Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: stats, statistics, biostatistics, to analyze clumps of data, equation, clumps of data, words and unwords, cophenetic correlation coefficient, statistician

Those who work with tons of data will enjoy any of these wry stats humor gifts featuring the formula for calculating the cophenetic correlation coefficient. Says: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient", with the caption "Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with any of these definitional stats gifts!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Motorola Droid RAZR Covers

tagged with: make everyday, an open source day, open source, java, java's unofficial mascot duke, software engineer, software developer, programmer, environmental, words and unwords, code, coder, hugging a tree, duke outdoor scene, earth day geek

No need to wait until Earth Day to celebrate the Open Source movement with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot, Duke, hugging a tree along with the saying that is open source advocates will love: "Make Everyday An Open Source Day".

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: solar flares, sun humor, geomagnetic storm inside, geomagnetic storm, inside, sun, astronomer, words and unwords, earth scientist, astronomy, geek humor, saying, humor, attitude

Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside" on this laptop bag for the next time you travel. Make others do a double-take at what lies within!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Greeting Card

Ideas Circulate Inside (Circulatory System) Galaxy S4 Cover

tagged with: ideas circulate inside, ideas, circulation, circulate, inside, circulatory system, words and unwords, medical, medicine, thought, thinker, anatomy, anatomical, doctor, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, saying, truism, educational

Showcase your wry medical and anatomical attitude the next time you surf the web with any of these cases featuring the circulatory system, complete with all key labels of important arteries and veins. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Ideas Circulate Inside"!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Dart Board

tagged with: cooking is just chemistry, periodic table of elements, elements, cooking, chemistry, just chemistry, words and unwords, science, geek, attitude, cook, saying, chemist

Patron Saint Of Modern Electricity (Nikola Tesla) Tshirt

tagged with: electrical engineer, inventor, electrical engineering, electricity, alternate current, radio, wireless, nikola tesla, patron saint of modern electricity, words and unwords, genius, tesla, science, scientist, attitude, patron saint, modern electricity, saying, truism, inventors

Showcase your electrical engineer side with any of the Nikola Tesla gifts with the saying "Patron Saint Of Modern Electricity". Serbian-American Tesla was a genius before his time and literally invented today's wireless world. Often attributed as the "Father of the Radio" and consequently as the "Father of Wireless", Tesla contributed much to today's modern world via elucidating alternate current. Timeless Tesla gifts for all!

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Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing Tee Shirt

Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi? (Pi On Pie Humor) Cover For The iPad Mini

Penrose Tiling (Five-Fold Symmetry) Dart Board

tagged with: penrose tiling, geometry, math, five-fold symmetry, pattern, roger penrose, mathematician, words and unwords, educational, aperiodicity, geek

No need to be a mathematician or geometry fan to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a Penrose tiling exhibiting five-fold symmetry. A Penrose tiling is a non-periodic tiling generated by an aperiodic set of prototiles. Penrose tilings are named after mathematician and physicist Roger Penrose who investigated these sets in the 1970s. The aperiodicity of the Penrose prototiles implies that a shifted copy of a Penrose tiling will never match the original.

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Ceramic Tile

Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Dartboard

Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Round Wall Clock

Life Is Like A Game Of Chess (Chess Attitude) T Shirts

tagged with: chess, chess attitude, chess player, chess teacher, truism, reflective chess set, changing with each move, words and unwords, life is like a game, geek, chess humor, life, saying, chess truism, funny, humor, attitude, intellectual, chess game, gamer, lifestyle

Does life resemble the game of chess for you? You'll enjoy any of these wry chess humor gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the truism saying "Life is like a game of chess - changing with each move." Make others do a double-take on life and how it resembles chess the next time you play to win!

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Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) T-shirts

Bridge players who enjoy the mental exercise from playing bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the sound bridge advice "Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge". Featuring the four card suits. Make others do a double-take with any of these bridge saying gifts today! No need to be a bridge teacher to enjoy!

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da Vinci The Senses Are Of The Earth Reason Apart Bag For Laptop

tagged with: words and unwords, reason stands apart in contemplation, sense are of the earth, reason, quote, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, renaissance, genius, artist, leonardo, rationality, inventor, intuitive, thoughtful, attitude, science, truism, saying, intuition, philosopher, thinker, contemplation, quotation, polymath, scientist

da Vinci fans will enjoy traveling with this Leonardo da Vinci quotation laptop bag featuring da Vinci's self portrait along with the following timeless quote: "The senses are of the Earth; reason, stands apart in contemplation."

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Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Any Shirts

tagged with: investor, value investor, investing, words and unwords, investment knowledge, economics, money, transportation sign, invest carefully, investment advice, geek humor

Are you an investor or value investor? All investors know that they should look at the downside of any investment. Showcase your wry transportation sign humor side with any of these gifts featuring a car going off of a bridge or cliff into the water along with the following truism: "Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Of Any Investment". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek economics / investment attitude today with any of these sign advice gifts!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) iPhone 4 Case

tagged with: psychology, black and white optical illusion, brain teaser, words and unwords, moth or faces, gestalt, negative space, gestalt phenomenon, faces, optical illusion

Showcase your optical illusion side with any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of "Moth Or Faces?" You decide exactly which picture you're looking at! Psychological gestalt phenomenon in perspective for all who view both moth and faces.

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The Electromagnetic Spectrum (Physics) 10 Oz Frosted Glass Coffee Mug

tagged with: electromagnetic spectrum,electromagnetism,wavelengths,physics,educational,words and unwords

Showcase your knowledge of "The Electromagnetic Spectrum" with any of these physics wavelength gifts. Educational, scientific gifts for all who are interested in electromagnetism!

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Tee Shirts

Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Tile

Reboot Needed (Anatomical Brain Humor) Keychains

tagged with: reboot needed,anatomical brain,brain humor,geek,brain,attitude,humor,anatomy,reboot,words and unwords,computer geek speak,funny,saying,truism,brainy,psyche,psychology,anatomical

Do you need a reboot, now and then? Showcase your wry computer geek speak sense of humor as applied to the anatomical human brain with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the brain along with the saying "Reboot Needed". Make others do a double-take about how you think and what your brain needs with tongue-in-cheek sense of humor with any of these "Reboot Needed" saying gifts today!

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Mean Thoughts Inside (Statistics Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: mean thoughts inside, stats teacher, bell curve, normal distribution curve, inside, average, statistics, statistician, geek, words and unwords, stats, psyche, psychologist, psychology, gaussian distribution curve, funny, humor, angry, angry person, math, mathematics, saying, truism, educational, education

Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these psychological stats gifts featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve), along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician, psychologist, or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre gifts for all who think about averages and statistics constantly!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Belt Buckles