Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek saying: "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) iPad 2 Decals

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Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Wanted Periodicity In My Life (Periodic Table) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the following chemistry geek humor saying: "Wanted Periodicity In My Life".

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Tshirts

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No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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The Wizard Of The West (Nikola Tesla) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla was a genius before his time. As "Father of the Radio" and inventor of today's wireless world, Tesla literally created the world as we know it. Showcase Tesla's contributions to our modern society with this "The Wizard Of The West" saying on any of these gifts!

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Mature RNA Inside Classic White Coffee Mug

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Face it -- you are naturally a genetic engineer. Showcase educational scientific attitude with this gift featuring RNA splicing, along with the saying "Mature RNA Inside". Science humor truism gifts for all those who understand exons, introns, and genes get spliced!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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If you like to play and eat on Team Pi, you'll enjoy any of these wry mathematical geek gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant on a baked pie, along with the caption "Team Pi"!

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Life Is A Saddle Point (Math and Geometry) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Do you see life as a saddle point? No need to be a lover of math, geometry, or horse saddles to enjoy wry humor with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Saddle Point", with the following caption: "Note: In dynamical systems, a saddle point is a periodic point whose stable & unstable manifolds have a dimension which is not zero." Make others do a double-take about your attitude toward life today!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Round Clocks

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Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Custom Letterhead

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Make others wonder exactly what you are talking about with these tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor gifts today!

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) T-shirt

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No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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Thomas Edison Doctor Of Future Give No Medicine Commuter Bags

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with this laptop bag featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor laptop bag gift for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Canvas Bag

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Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Quality DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to work in a lab or in quality assurance to enjoy wry biotechnology humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, with detailed labels of all key parts, along with the scientific truism saying "Quality DNA Inside". Tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor for anyone with quality deoxyribonucleic acid inside of themselves!

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Long Apron

If you desire to live longer and be happy and are a bridge player, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice for any avid bridge / duplicate bridge player - no matter what age!

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Are You At Equilibrium? (Supply-And-Demand Curve) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Economics humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is, showcase your wry econ sense of humor with any of these geek query humor gifts today! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Wall Clocks

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Showcase your optical illusion side with any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of "Moth Or Faces?" You decide exactly which picture you're looking at! Psychological gestalt phenomenon in perspective for all who view both moth and faces.

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Monday, June 22, 2015

Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Tee Shirts

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No need to think outside of the box to enjoy any of these wry quantum mechanics / quantum physics sayings featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor for all who think both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box!

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Krebs Cycle A.K.A. Citric Acid Cycle Tricarboxylic Shirts

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Face it, you are powered by the Krebs cycle! Showcase your Krebs cycle attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, which is also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take today and take a closer look at your energy cycle! Educational scientific fun for all!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Premium Trinket Box

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Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Dartboard

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No need to wait until Earth Day to celebrate the Open Source movement with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot, Duke, hugging a tree along with the saying that is open source advocates will love: "Make Everyday An Open Source Day".

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Sentient Being Inside (Anatomical Brain) T-shirts

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Showcase your wry brainy side with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the anatomical brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on how conscious you truly are: "Sentient Being Inside". Geek humor gifts for all who think!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Canvas Bag

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Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude gifts for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Ceramic Tile

Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Custom Stationery

Facilitator Inside (Cell Membrane) Barely There iPod Covers

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If you like to mediate and/or facilitate, you'll enjoy wry biological cell membrane humor with this cell membrane diagram on facilitated diffusion. Facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you surf the web with this iPod touch case: "Facilitator Inside".

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Card Deck

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side with any of these gifts featuring all of the elements along with the saying "Life Is So Elemental". Scientific truism gifts for all who know their chemistry!

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Skins For NOOK Color

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Hebbian Learning Cells Fire Together Wire Together Refrigerator Magnets

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Are you a fan of associative learning? Showcase your wry neurological sense of style with any of these educational anatomical gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the title "Hebbian Learning". Comes with the caption that has been associated with Hebbian learning: "Cells that fire together, wire together" -- in other words, the simultaneous activation of cells leads to pronounced increases in synaptic strength between those cells. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with these memorable neuronal attitude gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Clear Thinkers Sane To Think Clearly Button

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Showcase the importance of thinking clearly with this Nikola Tesla quote on clear thinkers on any of these gifts. Quote says the following: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane."

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All Spliced Up Inside (RNA Splicing) T Shirt

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Showcase the genetic engineer within with this RNA splicing design on any of these gifts. Includes wry genetics truism saying: "All Spliced Up Inside". Colorful educational diagram featuring introns and exons, along with key labels. Make others do a double-take about the molecular processes inside of their cells today!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Dartboards

This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin (Chemistry) Baby Pacifier

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Showcase your wry biochemical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of the molecule that is largely responsible for mood and appetite in all of us, serotonin. Includes the following scientific truism that will make others do a double-take: "This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin".

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Life Is A Saddle Point (Math and Geometry) Dartboard With Darts

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Copy Code At >40 WPM (International Morse Code) iPhone 5C Cover

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Showcase your recognition of Morse code with a dose of intelligent fun with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Copy Code at >40 WPM". If you know how to read/interpret Morse code, you'll enjoy these memorable "old-school" texting gifts! No need to be an amateur radio operator or pilot to enjoy!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Neckwear

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these wry anatomical humor gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Dermatologists Know Their Skin".

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Postage

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with this stamp featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Wall Clock

Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Bags

If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today!

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Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Value investors will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of signage humor with these business cards featuring the saying "Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing Or Else Suffer The Consequences". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent investor attitude today!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Belt Buckles

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Quantum Physicist Inside (Higgs Field Higgs Boson) Tees

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Quantum physicists will enjoy wearing this educational, scientific tee featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, along with particles such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs boson. Featuring the saying that will make all others do a double-take on how you truly think about matter: "Quantum Physicist Inside"

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Customized Letterhead

If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy wry science humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that will make others do a double-take about where you get your energy from!

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