Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, June 22, 2015

Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Tags For Luggage

tagged with: make everyday, an open source day, open source, java, java's unofficial mascot duke, software engineer, software developer, programmer, environmental, words and unwords, code, coder, hugging a tree, duke outdoor scene, earth day geek

No need to wait until Earth Day to celebrate the Open Source movement with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot, Duke, hugging a tree along with the saying that is open source advocates will love: "Make Everyday An Open Source Day".

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My Life Gotten To Point Consider Brain Transplant iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: words and unwords, my life has gotten to, humor, seriously consider a brain transplant, medical, brainy, brain transplant, geek humor, brain anatomy, anatomical brain

Brainy geek humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "My Life Has Gotten To The Point Where I Would Seriously Consider A Brain Transplant". Memorable quirky brain attitude gifts for all who desire to be someone else!

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Powered By Statistics (Stats Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Belt Buckle

tagged with: meteors, a major hazard, to life on earth, sign, signage, yellow diamond warning sign, words and unwords, astronomy, astronomer, geek, humor, attitude, saying, meteor over a city, warning sign, advice

Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) 4.25x5.5 Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: funny, earthquake, seismologist, attitude, earth science, science, geologist, humor, geology, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, plate tectonics, saying, truism, schist, granite, rock hound, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, truisms

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Skin For 15" Laptop

tagged with: smilodon, sabre-toothed cat, inside, sabre-toothed tiger, saber-toothed, feline, wild cat, extinct wild cat, words and unwords, geek, extinct, portrait, maxillary canines, psychology, brain teaser, humor, attitude, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: periodic table of elements, life is so elemental, chemistry, periodic table, geek humor, words and unwords, elemental saying, elements, life truism saying

Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side with any of these gifts featuring all of the elements along with the saying "Life Is So Elemental". Scientific truism gifts for all who know their chemistry!

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Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: thomas edison, nikola tesla, wireless, tesla, genius, scientist, inventor, father of radio, quote, quotation, sorry witness, haystack, needle, theory, calculation, labor, a little theory and calculation, ninety percent of his labor, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, saying, truism, engineers, alternating current, words and unwords, inventors

Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla were both scientists and inventors, yet they were worlds apart when it came to methods. Showcase the words of wisdom by Nikola Tesla with this quote on any of these gifts: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Perfect Tesla quote gifts for engineers, scientists, inventors, and all those who understand that a little theory and calculation can go a long way in terms of saved labor!

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Love Bacteria Only Culture Some People Have Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: bacteria, prokaryote, humor, science, scientific, scientist, geek, microbiology, biology, microbiologist, biologist, saying, funny, love bacteria, 'bacteria, culture, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, psyche, psychology, love, truism, words and unwords, truisms

No need to be a microbiologist to enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts feature a labeled prokaryote, along with the saying "Love Bacteria - They Are Often The Only Culture That Some People Have". Make others do a double-take about bacteria with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) T-shirts

tagged with: pi day, pi on a baked pie, make everyday a tasty pi, pi humor, geek, attitude, saying, mathematical constant, pi hunger, words and unwords, funny, math, math teacher, pi fan, irrational number

Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin (Chemistry) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: serotonin, humor, chemical molecule, biochemistry, chemistry, geek, this machine is powered by, molecular structure, words and unwords, powered by serotonin

Showcase your wry biochemical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of the molecule that is largely responsible for mood and appetite in all of us, serotonin. Includes the following scientific truism that will make others do a double-take: "This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin".

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The Golden Rectangle (Geometry Math Ratio) Drink Coasters

tagged with: the golden rectangle, golden rectangle, math, mathematical, mathematician, geometry, proportion, phi, golden ratio, words and unwords, scientific, attitude, humor, geek, math teacher, educational, rectangle, shape, educational resources

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the golden rectangle, where the side lengths are in the golden ratio. Memorable ratio gifts for all fans of geometry and ratios!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) Pillow

tagged with: moment, magnetic quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, magnetism, funny, truism, geek, humor, changing moment to moment, saying, attitude, quadrupole moment, magnets, psyche, psychology, physics, physicist, psychologist, truisms

Let your wry magnetic sense of humor shine with this throw pillow featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Changing Moment To Moment".

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Have You Taken The Knight's Tour Of Life? (Open) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: knight's tour, knight's tour of life, life, inspirational, motivational, query, chess, chessboard, chess board, thought, thinker, chess player, grandmaster, question, attitude, humor, geek, chess teacher, wordsunwords, gamer, open tour, knight, wordsandunwords, math, mathematical, rules, rules of chess, tour of life, words and unwords, lifestyle

Do you love chess? Do you love life? Showcase your inner chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring an open knight's tour, along with the inspirational query: "Have You Taken The Knight's Tour Of Life?"The Knight's Tour is a mathematical problem involving a knight on an empty chessboard. The knight moves according to the rules of chess and must visit each square exactly once. Ask yourself and others this key question and make others do a double-take about where they have been in life with any of these inspirational thought-provoking gifts! No need to be an avid chess player to enjoy!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Belt Buckles

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, doctor of the future, future, medicine, doctor, instruct his patient, patient, quote, words and unwords, futurist, quotation, medical, healthcare, motivational, inspirational, words of wisdom, scientist, idealist, attitude, advice, saying, vision, wisdom

Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Like A Large Chessboard Game Of Chess Wonderland Greeting Card

tagged with: wonderland, alice, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, through the looking glass, john tenniel, and what alice found there, quote, quotation, chess, chess player, queen, pawn, like a large chessboard, game of chess, chess game, historical, literary, adventure, grandmaster, life, all over the world, wordsandunwords, humor, attitude, funny, logical, illogical, red queen, conversation, passage, words and unwords, wordsunwords

No need to be a Grandmaster to enjoy any of these Wonderland adventure gifts featuring a quote by Alice as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There" with corresponding illustration by John Tenniel. Make others do a double-take on the huge game of chess played all over the world with a dose of illogical humor!

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Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: biotechnology is in my genes, dna, dna replication, biotechnology, genes, genetics, molecular biology, humor, words and unwords, geek, attitude, science, saying, truism, medical

No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts labeled, and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take with this biological truism today!

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Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

Bridge players and bridge club owners will enjoy introducing themselves with this positive, upbeat business card featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying "Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice from all avid bridge players!

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Are We Heading Towards A Fiscal Cliff? (Econ Sign) Pins

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No need to be an economist to enjoy wry economics humor with any of these signage gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with rocks falling off of a cliff along with the following query: "Are We Heading Towards A Fiscal Cliff?" Make others do a double-take about the state of economy today with these memorable political economy signage humor gifts! Perfect gifts for anyone who is concerned about fiscal policy!

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Helicopter Parent Inside (Sign) T-shirt

tagged with: helicopter parent inside, parent, parenting, sign, signage, funny, geek, humor, attitude, transportation sign, helicopter, heliport, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, saying, air

Are you a helicopter parent? Showcase your wry parental style with any of these gifts featuring the sign for a heliport, along with the saying "Helicopter Parent Inside". Make others do a double-take about the way that you parent with a dose of transportation sign humor today!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Dart Board

tagged with: psychology, black and white optical illusion, brain teaser, words and unwords, moth or faces, gestalt, negative space, gestalt phenomenon, faces, optical illusion

Showcase your optical illusion side with any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of "Moth Or Faces?" You decide exactly which picture you're looking at! Psychological gestalt phenomenon in perspective for all who view both moth and faces.

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Sunday, June 21, 2015

Embrace The Ecosystem (Android Bug Droid Oak Tree) Motorola Droid RAZR Cases

tagged with: embrace the ecosystem, bug droid, bugdroid, android, software engineer, software developer, software development, words and unwords, ecosystem, geek, saying, humor, oak tree silhouette

Showcase the growth metaphor in the world of Android development with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bug droid (Bugdroid) along with a silhouette of an oak tree along with the saying "Embrace The Ecosystem". Memorable gifts for any software developer or software engineer working on the Android platform! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Stamp

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No need to be a physicists to enjoy a dose of wry geek humor for the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a diagram of the Standard Model of the Higgs field in quantum physics. Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take about the world at the sub-atomic level: "Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Complex Affair".

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4 Views Of The San Francisco Bay Area Tee Shirts

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No need to have lived in the San Francisco Bay Area to enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee featuring "4 Views Of The San Francisco Bay Area". Perfect gift for any fan of the Bay Area who's looking for a scientific, out-of-this-world perspective of the region!

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Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, life, biology, biologist, biochemistry, biochem, biochemist, chemistry, chemist, humor, geek, funny, attitude, intelligent, organic chemistry, saying, truism, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, educational, science teacher, science, scientist, life cycle, cycle of life, truisms

Life is all about birth, death, and the Krebs cycle! Showcase wry organic chemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle (TCAC) or the tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the scientific truism saying "Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle". Intelligent educational double-entendre geek attitude gifts for those who know that life follows an organic cycle!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life Laptop Bag

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your nephritic attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along wtih the saying "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life".

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Open Mindset Inside (Anatomical Brain) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: open mindset inside, anatomical brain, brain, anatomy, mindset, inside, words and unwords, anatomical, geek, humor, saying, doctor, neurosurgeon, funny, neurologist

Make others do a double-take the next time they tell time with this clock gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Open Mindset Inside".

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Bodysuits

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Java Duke Code) Case For Galaxy S5

tagged with: words and unwords, relaxation, comfy chair, relaxation is my mantra, humor, duke, open source, java, geek, open source programmer

Showcase your wry open source code programmer side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar at side and reading "Da Java Code". Geek humor for all who believe that "Relaxation Is My Mantra".

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Dart Boards

tagged with: periodic table of elements, life is so elemental, chemistry, periodic table, geek humor, words and unwords, elemental saying, elements, life truism saying

Geological Time In Perspective (Geological Age) Tshirts

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Take a swirl through Earth's history with any of these "Geological Time In Perspective" gifts. Featuring the various time periods of Earth. Scientific educational Earth timeline gifts for earth scientists and earth historians -- no matter what age you are!

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Round Wallclocks

Just Sending You My Thoughts (Neuron / Synapse) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, sentiment, synapse, anatomy, neuron, neurotransmitter, just sending you my thoughts, thoughts, geek humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Just Sending You My Thoughts". Educational, scientific attitude gifts for neurologists, psychologists, biologists, neuroscientists -- and anyone with a thoughtful, anatomical sense of humor!

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Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Mouse Pad

Eukaryote University (Animal Cell) Tee Shirts

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As an animal, you have eukaryotic cells -- cells that have an enclosed nucleus. Showcase your animal cell side with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these "Eukaryote University" gifts complete with Jersey lettering and labels of all key parts. Tongue-in-cheek cellular biology humor for all who study animal cells. Make others do a double-take about exactly what you are and what you are studying!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California Shirts

tagged with: geography, geographer, picture earth, 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, los angeles, california, san joaquin valley, san joaquin, valley, satellite, photo, satellite image, landscape, science, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords

Enjoy seeing California in 3-D via a stereoscopic image pair? You'll enjoy these 3-D gifts featuring a satellite photo of California from Los Angeles to San Joaquin Valley. Complete with instructions on how to view 3-D. No need to be a geographer or earth scientist to enjoy this visual display from Picture Earth!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Clocks

This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin (Chemistry) Dartboard

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The Golden Rectangle (Geometry Math Ratio) Dart Board

Heartbeat Is My Internal Music (ECG/EKG Rhythm) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: heartbeat is my internal music, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, heartbeat, internal music, rhythm, sound, acoustical, listen, engineering, science, medicine, medical, doctor, acoustics, saying, truism, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, truisms

Be acoustical and showcase wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an ECG/EKG. Comes with the truism saying "Heartbeat Is My Internal Music". Memorable science/medical/engineering attitude business cards for any introduction!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence 17" Laptop Decals

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermal layers side with any of these anatomical medical attitude gifts featuring a diagram of the human skin. Comes with the saying that will strike a chord with all dermatologists: "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence"! Existential humor for all skin doctors!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) iPod Touch 4G Decals

tagged with: moment, magnetic quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, magnetism, funny, truism, geek, humor, changing moment to moment, words and unwords, saying, attitude, quadrupole moment, magnets, psyche, psychology, physics, physicist, psychologist, truisms

Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take with any of these wry magnetic gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Dartboards

A Wonderland Invitation Just For You White Rabbit 5" X 7" Invitation Card

tagged with: wonderland invitation, adventure, wonderland, humor, attitude, white rabbit, blowing a trumpet, horn, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice in wonderland, wonderland fan, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, miscellaneous

Showcase your wry Wonderland adventure sense of style with any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's drawing of White Rabbit blowing a trumpet as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take the next you invite!

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What Is The Matter With My View Of The World? Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: quantum mechanics,quantum physics,particle physics,physics,physicist,standard model,higgs field,higgs boson,words and unwords,geek,humor,attitude,saying,particles,matter,leptons,quarks,photons

Showcase your knowledge of the Standard Model of the Higgs field in particle physics with a dose of wry geek humor with any of these gifts featuring particles such as quarks and leptons, along with the infamous Higgs Boson, and the scientific rhetorical question to anyone outside of the world of quantum physics: "What Is The Matter With My View Of The World?" Make others do a double-take on matter at the sub-atomic level with any of these gifts!

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