Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, June 20, 2015

Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Memo Pad

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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White Rabbit Trumpet Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Wonderland 5x7 Paper Invitation Card

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Showcase your Wonderland side with any of these invitations featuring White Rabbit dressed up as a herald and blowing on a trumpet as drawn by John Tenniel and as found in Lewis Carroll's timeless work "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make everyone do a double-take on exactly what you're announcing with the classic town crier statement: "Hear Ye! Hear Ye!"

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Life Is Like A Doppler Effect Arriving In Waves Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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No need to be a physicist to understand the Doppler effect along with the following analogy, which draws parallels between the Doppler effect and life: "Life Is Like A Doppler Effect Arriving In Waves, Bunched Together Or Stretched Apart, Depending Upon Where You Are". Make others do a double-take on life with a dose of scientific humor with any of these Doppler effect analogy gifts!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Dart Board

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Powered By Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle) Tshirt

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Face it -- you are powered by biochemistry. No need to be a biochemist to enjoy any of these wry biochemistry attitude gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the caption "Powered By Biochemistry". Memorable scientific educational gift for all who know about cellular metabolism!

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Open Source Java Duke) Bags For Laptop

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Showcase your wry computer geek humor side with a dose of open source attitude with this laptop bag featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke reading "Da Java Code" in a comfy chair along with the saying "Relaxation Is My Mantra".

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An Open Mind Is Key To Communication (Brain) Laptop Bags

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Showcase your wry brainy anatomical side with this laptop case featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "An Open Mind Is Key To Communication".

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Know Your Percentages Do Statistics (Stats Humor) T Shirts

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Do you know your percentages? Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian distribution) with the stats truism saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics". Make others do a double-take on exactly how well they know statistics with any of these educational, statistical cheat sheet gifts!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Skin For Kindle Fire

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Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: labyrinth, labyrinth inside, inside, greek mythology, maze, psyche, puzzle, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, geek

No need to be aware of the labyrinth in Greek mythology, which was an elaborate structure designed and built by the legendary artificer Daedalus for King Minos of Crete at Knossos to hold the Minotaur, a mythical half-bull half-man creature. If you are difficult to figure out, showcase your wry psychological side with any of these gifts featuring a labyrinth (maze) along with the saying "Labyrinth Inside"!

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Mendeleev's Madness (Periodic Table Of Elements) Belt Buckles

tagged with: periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, mendeleev's madness, science, geek, humor, chemistry, words and unwords, chemist, chemistry major, saying, attitude

Showcase your wry chemistry side with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying that will surely make others do a double-take before getting into a conversation about the elements: "Mendeleev's Madness". Educational, scientific chemistry humor gifts for all who know about the history of the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Buttons

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No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!

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Team Tesla (Nikola Tesla) T Shirts

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Father of the radio and credited with both conceptualizing and creating today's wireless society, Nikola Tesla was a genius way before his time. Celebrate the Tesla spirit with this "Team Tesla" design on any of these gifts. Memorable attitude gifts for electrical engineers, scientists, inventors, and all budding geniuses!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Ceramic Tile

tagged with: pi day, pi on a baked pie, make everyday a tasty pi, pi humor, geek, attitude, saying, mathematical constant, pi hunger, words and unwords, funny, math, math teacher, pi fan, irrational number

Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Decal For The iPad 2

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Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Math Geometry Humor) Bag For Laptop

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the caption that says it all: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?"

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Tshirts

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Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence Premium Trinket Boxes

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Showcase your wry dermal layers side with any of these anatomical medical attitude gifts featuring a diagram of the human skin. Comes with the saying that will strike a chord with all dermatologists: "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence"! Existential humor for all skin doctors!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) Letterhead Design

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Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take with any of these wry magnetic gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Custom Letterhead

Challenge Yourself Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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If you're an avid chess player, you'll enjoy introducing yourself to others with this business card design featuring a reflective chess set "Challenge Yourself Play Chess". Make others do a double-take about what they can do to get out of their natural comfort zone with a dose of chess attitude today!

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You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party 5.25x5.25 Square Paper Invitation Card

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No need to actually hold a "Mad Tea Party" similar to what was found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" to order any of these Wonderland attitude invitations. Featuring the classic Mad Tea Party drawing by John Tenniel along with the tongue-in-cheek saying for whatever party you are having: "You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party". Whimsical fun for anyone who throws a party and enjoys Wonderland attitude!

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Musical Rhythm Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirts

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Do you love music? Do you believe that your love for music is in your genes? Showcase wry genetics attitude with any of these DNA replication gifts featuring the saying "Musical Rhythm Is In My Genes". Make others do a double-take at the genetic basis for your love of music!

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Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamps

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of style the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge advice today!

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Wallclock

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Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Note Pads

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Classic optical illusion gifts featuring the devil's pitchfork! Where does the third prong come from? Seems to appear out of no where if you look closely!

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Friday, June 19, 2015

Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Particle physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, including quarks, leptons, protons, and the infamous Higgs boson. Make others do a double-take at the sub-atomic view of the world with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the following saying: "Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Is Important To The Understanding Of Time, Space & Matter".

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I Survived Winter Storm Nemo (NASA Outer Space) Ceramic Tiles

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If you survived Winter Storm Nemo and are a fan of meteorology, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring Winter Storm / Blizzard Nemo from outer space (as taken by NASA) along with the saying "I Survived Winter Storm Nemo".

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Powered By Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Tiles

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Commuter Bag

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Classic geek humor is found on this laptop bag featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke pulling a lever and moving a crane picking up a rock in the digital background along with the following saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Make others do a double-take the next time you work and travel with a dose of open source programmer attitude today!

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Reboot Needed (Brain Anatomy) Laptop Commuter Bag

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Do you need a reboot from time to time? Showcase your wry brainy anatomical attitude with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Reboot Needed". Memorable laptop bag gift for any intellectual or deep thinker!

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Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities (Stats Fun) Tee Shirt

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Do you think in terms of probabilities? Do you see life as a bunch of probabilities? Look no further than any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), as well as the life truism saying "Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities". No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy! Memorable educational gifts for all who see life in probabilistic terms!

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Showcase your wry statistical attitude the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards featuring a normal distribution curve (bell curve), complete with percentages under the curve, along with the saying "Summarizing Statistics".

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Belt Buckle

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Geological Time Clock (Earth Science) T-shirts

tagged with: geology, geological time, earth scientist, epochs, scientific, geek, earth's history, geological time clock, earth science, words and unwords

No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy any of these "Geological Time Clock" gifts, featuring the various time periods of Earth's history. Note: Barely readable clock, with all gifts suitable as gag gifts. Make others do a double-take when taking a look at the history of Earth with any of these timeless scientific attitude gifts!

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) Award

tagged with: labyrinth, labyrinth inside, inside, greek mythology, maze, psyche, puzzle, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, geek

Mendeleev's Madness (Periodic Table Of Elements) Dart Boards

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Our Machinery Will Be Driven By A Power Obtainable Pinback Button

tagged with: wireless, geek, words and unwords, power obtainable at any point, power, electrical engineer, our machinery will be driven, nikola tesla, physicist, universe, quote

If you enjoy wireless in today's modern society, you'll enjoy any of these quote gifts featuring the "Father of Radio and Wireless" Nikola Tesla. Tesla was a scientist, inventor, and engineer advocated alternate current and was well ahead of his time. Quote says: "Ere many generations pass, our machinery will be driven by a power obtainable at any point of the universe." Memorable gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, and entrepreneurs who know that today's wireless society was invented by Tesla!

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A Closer Look At A Food Web (Biology / Ecology) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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If you are fascinated by the interconnectedness and interrelationships of organisms and their world, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of ecological attitude with these business cards featuring "A Closer Look At A Food Web". No need to be a biologist or ecologist to enjoy!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Letterhead

Team Euclid (Painting) Laptop Decals

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Math and geometry humor sort of come alive on any of these gifts featuring a depiction of the mathematician Euclid in a painting (Raphael's School Of Athens) with his students along with the caption "Team Euclid". No need to be a fan of Euclidean geometry or art history to enjoy!

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Evolution Phyletic Gradualism Punctuated Equilibrm Skin For 17" Laptop

tagged with: biology, clades, cladistics, punctuated equilibrium, phyletic gradualism, psyche, evolution, geek, evolution of my life, words and unwords, psychology, psychologist, biologist, geologist, paleontologist, science, scientist, evolutionary change, evolutionary theory, funny, humor, attitude, saying, truism, life, perspectives, truisms

Gifts for all those who understand that their own lives can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives! Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives." Memorable evolutionary psychology humor for all those who know about how one's life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives. No need to be a biologist or geologist or paleontologist to enjoy!

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Tees

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Anatomy) Commuter Bags

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Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key anatomical parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence". Great gift for any dermatologist or anyone into skin!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Clock

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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