Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: mitosis, regulation, interphase, biology, biologist, pathways, cell, cell biology, science, saying, words and unwords, cell cycle, phases, medical

No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various phases of the cell cycle, along with the truism saying "All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realist scientific humor today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Dartboard

tagged with: pi on baked pie, humor, geek, pi fan, proof, math, mathematician, words and unwords, geometry, proof is in the pi, funny, saying, riddle, irrational number, mathematical constant

Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Heartbeat Life's Rhythm (Sinus Rhythm ECG/EKG) Samsung Galaxy S3 Cover

tagged with: heartbeat life's rhythm, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emt, words and unwords, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, saying

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram side with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the medical truism saying "Heartbeat Life's Rhythm". No need to be an EMT or medical professional to enjoy!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Skin Layers) Stamps

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, dermatologist, medical, medicine, anatomy, words and unwords, existence, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermatological side with a dose of skin layer attitude the next time you send correspondence with these scientific, anatomical stamps featuring all key parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late White Rabbit 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: wonderland,lewis carroll,john tenniel,white rabbit,watch,be timely,or rather don't be late,words and unwords,procrastination,procrastinator,timely,timeliness,humor,attitude,word play,alice's adventures in wonderland

Are you a fan of White Rabbit? Showcase your Wonderland side with a dose of White Rabbit timeliness with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit all dressed up and looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent Wonderland adventure with any of these gifts featuring the following saying "Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late". Sound advice for any procrastinator who loves word play!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Chess A Struggle Against Error (Reflective Chess) Shirt

tagged with: chess game, chess a struggle against error, reflective chess set, chess humor, chess player, words and unwords, chess saying, chess attitude, chess, chess teacher

Do you view chess as a struggle against error? Showcase your wry chess attitude side with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess A Struggle Against Error". Make others do a double-take about exactly what the game of chess is all about with these memorable chess humor gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Magnetic Genes Inside (DNA Replication) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: magnetic genes, genes, dna, genetics, biotechnology, humor, geek, attitude, magnetic genes inside, inside, scientist, biologist, genetic engineering, words and unwords, nanotechnology, magnetic nanoparticles, methods, techniques

If you work in biotechnology -- or more specifically, nanotechnology -- you'll enjoy any of these wry DNA replication humor gifts with the saying "Magnetic Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take at the concept of genetically engineered mammalian cells which can produce magnetic nanoparticles today with a dose of scientific fun!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Duplicate Bridge A Game Where Intelligent Minds Adult Apron

Duplicate bridge players will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge A Game Where Intelligent Minds Meet". Make others do a double-take on what the game of duplicate bridge is all about with these bridge saying gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

No U-Turn On Growing Older (Sign) Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: no u-turn sign, sign, signage, on growing older, aging, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, truism, saying, transportation sign

Showcase your wry signage sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a "No U-Turn" sign which means the following: "No U-Turn On Growing Older". Signage humor for anyone at any age!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Travel Speakers

tagged with: economics, econ, economist, econometrics, mathematician, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, economists do it with models, words and unwords, math, saying, truism, funny, attitude, graph

Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Dartboard

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, the devil's pitchfork, devil's pitchfork, humor, attitude, pitchfork, third prong, devil, words and unwords, funny, brain teaser, joke, riddles, brain teasers, devilish, illusion, geek

Do you see the third pitchfork -- being supported by nothing? Showcase wry optical illusion attitude with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the classic "The Devil's Pitchfork". No need to believe in the devil or be religious to enjoy!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Ohm A Unit Of Electrical Resistance (Physics) Sweatshirts

tagged with: ohm unit of electrical resistance,physics,physicist,electricity,volt,ampere,current,resistance,words and unwords,geek,humor,science,conductivity,ohm's law,unit of electrical resistance

Physicists and physics majors will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the parameters of Ohm's law, V, I, and R. Ohm is a unit of electrical resistance and states that the current through a conductor between two points is directly proportional to the potential difference across the two points.

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Larsen B Ice Shelf Collapse (Picture Earth) T-shirts

tagged with: larsen b ice shelf, collapse, satellite, photo, imagery, picture earth, larsen b ice shelf collapse, antarctica, global warming, environmentalist, climate change, science, scientist, attitude, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, ice shelf, ice continent, geology, geologist, earth science, earth scientist, geography, educational resources

Global warming is and has been happening for quite some time. Showcase your scientific side with any of these gifts featuring a satellite photo of the Larsen B Ice Shelf collapse. Vivid imagery gifts that will surely get others talking about the consequences of global warming. Perfect educational science gift for all fans and advocates of the existence of Antarctica, the ice continent!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Powered By Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle / TCAC) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: powered by biochemistry, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, krebs cycle, biochemistry, saying, truism, humor, geek, words and unwords, tcac, attitude, scientist, biologist, chemist, atp, energy cycle, educational, organic chemistry, chemistry, biology, educational resources

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude side with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle). Make everyone do a double-take about what everyone is powered by with this scientific truism saying: "Powered By Biochemistry".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Postage

tagged with: anatomy, nephron, kidney, medicine, nephrology, gray's anatomy, just being renal, geek, words and unwords, nephrologist, anatomical, medical, doctor, diagram, funny, humor, attitude, saying, word play, just be real word play

Nephrologists will enjoy sending correspondence with a dose of renal (real) attitude with these stamps featuring an illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Dart Board

tagged with: software developers, know how to move mountains, java, open source, digital mountain, crane, geek, humor, words and unwords, unofficial java mascot duke, saying, programmer, computer programmer, attitude, truism, funny, software engineer, software engineering

Tongue-in-cheek software development fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring unofficial Java mascot Duke pulling a lever and consequently, moving a virtual mountain! Comes with the memorable saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Software developers and programmers will enjoy these geek humor gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Live The Examined Life Think & Reflect (Brain) Commuter Bags

tagged with: live the examined life, think and reflect, brain, anatomy, brainy, saying, advice, philosopher, medical, words and unwords, medicine, doctor, neurologist, psyche, psychology, thinker

Showcase your wry brainy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Live The Examined Life Think & Reflect".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Mount Saint Helens May 18, 1980 Will Happen Again Shirts

tagged with: mount saint helens may 18, 1980 remember, it will happen again, geologist, geology, seismology, volcano, volcanology, volcanologist, mount saint helens, cascades, cascades region, mountain, pacific northwest, earth science, earth scientist, eruption, erupt, wordsunwords, attitude, reminder, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, saying, may 18 1980, mt st helens

No need to be a geologist, seismologist, or volcanologist to enjoy this picture of Mount Saint Helens erupting on May 18th, 1980. Remind others that another eruption on Mount Saint Helens will happen again with any of these geological gifts! Memorable gifts for all those who were in the Pacific Northwest / Cascade region in mid-May 1980!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Warning! Barracuda Inside Laptop Skin

tagged with: warning, barracuda inside, inside, barracuda, humor, funny, psyche, oceanographer, words and unwords, fish, saying, riddles, brain teasers, ruthless

Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Dartboards

tagged with: do me a favor, think periodically, periodic table, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, thinker, chemist, scientist, joke, think, favor, funny

Scientific geek humor is alive and well on any of the educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

What Are You Coded For? (Amino Acid Wheel) Shirts

tagged with: words and unwords, what are you coded for, amino acid wheel, genetic code, dna bases, amino acids, codons, humor, geek, attitude, biologist, molecular biology, life query, query, question, ponder, occupation, wordsandunwords, life, educational, lifestyle

Do you know what you are coded for -- in life? Showcase your wry genetic code attitude with any of these gifts featuring the genetic code for various amino acids arranged in a wheel. Includes the following query: "What Are You Coded For?" Memorable biological double-entendre saying gifts for all who wonder what they are coded for in life!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Team Euclid (Painting) Letterhead Design

tagged with: team euclid, euclid, euclidean geometry, math, geometry, attitude, painting, mathematician, words and unwords, geek, humor, euclidean spirit, raphael's school of athens, euclid and his students

Math and geometry humor sort of come alive on any of these gifts featuring a depiction of the mathematician Euclid in a painting (Raphael's School Of Athens) with his students along with the caption "Team Euclid". No need to be a fan of Euclidean geometry or art history to enjoy!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

evolutionary history can be a bit repetitive round clock

tagged with: biology, evolution, evolutionary history, developmental biology, ernest haeckel, ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny, truism, geek, growing up, words and unwords, biologist, maxim, saying, funny, humor, attitude, scientist, science, repetitive, repetition, education, science teacher

No need to be familiar with the biological maxim "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" to enjoy any of these evolutionary humor gifts. Featuring embryonic stages of various organisms -- a diagram often falsely attributed to Ernest Haeckel. Includes the biology humor saying: "evolutionary history can be a bit repetitive". Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the similarities amongst various embryos of different species!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) Galaxy S4 Cases

tagged with: words and unwords, warning, i get under people's skin, skin, dermatology, medicine, medical, dermal layers, dermatologist, advice, psyche, anatomy, anatomical

Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example, dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Life's Music Found Inside (Heartbeat ECG/EKG) Laptop Bags

tagged with: heartbeat, rhythm, electrocardiogram, inside, cardiology, life's music found inside, heartbeat rhythm, life's music, heart attack survivor, words and unwords, medical technology, ekg, doctor

Showcase your EMT sense of style with this laptop bag gift featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Life's Music Found Inside".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) iPhone 4 Covers

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy wry scientific humor with magnetic style with any of these gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment. Make others do a double-take with this intelligent truism that says "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Double-entendre humor for those who know what a moment is! Gifts for all who know that time truly does pass from moment to moment all too quickly!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Go Ahead Make Your Move (Reflective Chess Set) Postage Stamp

tagged with: chess set, chess, grandmaster, chess attitude, chess humor, geek, go ahead make your move, words and unwords, reflective chess set, chess advice, chess fan, chess addict, saying, humor, attitude, funny, chess player, chess teacher, philosopher, thinker, gamer, taunt, chess opponents, chessboard, educator, chess game, education

If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying stamps featuring a reflective chess set along with the following words often heard at the chess board: "Go Ahead Make Your Move". Stand out from the crowd with these chess truism stamps!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Dartboards

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: madness and creativity,can all stem from,from a drink,alice,drink me bottle,lewis carroll,john tenniel,drink humor,words and unwords,alice's adventures in wonderland,wonderland humor,wonderland attitude,saying,madness,creativity,humor,geek

Wonderland humor and attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's drawing of Alice with her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what can happen after taking a drink: "Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink". Showcase your Wonderland adventure sense of style with any of these Wonderland attitude gifts today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Molecular Biologist Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirt

tagged with: molecular biologist inside, molecular biology, dna replication, words and unwords, dna, geek humor, molecular biologist, biologist, biology

Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Molecular Biologist Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific molecular biology attitude today! Perfect gift for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry.

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Custom Letterhead

Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Messenger Bags

tagged with: optical illusion, emergence, psyche, psychology, complex pattern formation, from simpler rules, words and unwords, gestalt phenomenon, psychologist, gestalt, illusion, dalmatian, dalmatian optical illusion

Showcase your wry psyche side with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the infamous dalmatian that appears out of no where from a background of black and white dots. Comes with the following saying: "Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

I Am Not Lost Just Taking The Scenic Route (Sign) Laptop Bag

tagged with: i am not lost, just taking the scenic route, sign, signage, humor, direction, geek, attitude, saying, words and unwords, traveler, truism

Showcase your wry signage sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the following saying: "I Am Not Lost ... Just Taking The Scenic Route".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter T Shirts

tagged with: higgs boson, words and unwords, quantum mechanics, physicist, quantum physics, higgs field, is no small matter, physics, geek, proof of the higgs boson

Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

My Energy A Never-Ending Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Tees

tagged with: my energy, a never-ending cycle, biochemistry, krebs cycle, energy, energy cycle, tcac, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, geek, humor, scientist, educational, biochemist, funny, attitude, saying, truism, lifestyle

No need to be a biochemist or biologist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "My Energy A Never-Ending Cycle". Make others do a double-take on where you get your energy from with a dose of educational attitude with these memorable science humor gifts! Showcase your indefatigable biochemical side!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Laptop Computer Bag

Nephrologists will enjoy this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Just Being Renal". Memorable travel gift for all who love to get real by letting others know that we have all have kidneys!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Ceramic Tile

Brainy Mindset Inside (Anatomical Brain) Custom Jewelry

tagged with: brainy mindset inside, anatomical brain, brain, brainy, inside, mindset, medical, geek, psychologist, words and unwords, anatomy, neurologist, saying, humor, doctor, neurosurgeon

Showcase your wry anatomical brain side with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brain Mindset Inside". No need to be a neurologist, neurosurgeon, or psychology to enjoy!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Tshirts

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) Premium Jewelry Boxes

tagged with: our cosmic neighborhood, astronomy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, space, relative sizes, relative distances

Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Remember: Rayleigh Wave Strength Amplitude Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: earthquakes, rayleigh wave, amplitude, seismology, seismologist, earth science, earth scientist, strength, surface waves, definition, science teacher, geology, geologist, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, educational, educational resources

If you have ever been in an earthquake, you have probably experienced a Rayleigh wave or several. No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following definition on what a Rayleigh wave is: "Remember: Rayleigh Wave - The Strength, Or Amplitude, Of Surface Waves, Decreases Exponentially With The Depth Of The Earthquake". Perfect gifts for all earthquake fans!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Warning! Barracuda Inside Round Wall Clock

tagged with: warning, barracuda inside, inside, barracuda, humor, funny, psyche, oceanographer, words and unwords, fish, saying, riddles, brain teasers, ruthless

Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Memo Notepads

Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Tshirt

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, father of radio, wireless, radio, electrical engineer, science, scientist, patent, alternating current, ac dynamo, ac dynamo electrical system, electrical system, vintage, scientific, attitude, geek, engineer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, us patent 390721, inventor, physics, physicist, instruments, devices

Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Signal Transduction Pathways Inside (Cell Biology) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: biotechnology, cell, biology, cell biology, signal transduction pathways inside, inside, pathways, signal transduction, geek, humor, attitude, scientific, educational, biochemistry, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, educational resources

If you know about signal transduction pathways, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of scientific, biological attitude with these business cards featuring "Signal Transduction Pathways Inside". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of cell biology at your next meet and greet!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this