Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Tiles

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Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Laptop Bag

tagged with: this machine is powered by, caffeine, caffeine molecule, chemistry, chemist, chemical molecule, caffeine fan, geek, humor, words and unwords, saying, caffeinated

If you are frequently caffeinated, you'll enjoy traveling with a dose of wry caffeinated humor with this geek humor laptop bag featuring the caffeine molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Here's Looking At Euclid (Art Humor Painting) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: here's looking at euclid, euclid, math, mathematician, geometry, art, euclidean geometry, humor, geek, words and unwords, attitude, funny, saying, painting, ancient greece, riddles, brain teasers, raphael, the school of athens

Showcase your wry mathematical and artistic side with any of these gifts featuring a drawing of Euclid in Ancient Greek times by Raphael in his infamous fresco work "The School Of Athens", along with the saying "Here's Looking At Euclid". For all fans of Euclid and his contributions to geometry throughout the ages!

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Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi (Sinus Rhythm) Laptop Bag

tagged with: ecg, ekg, heartbeat, heartbeat is my modus operandi, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, emt, humor, words and unwords, saying, medical, medicine, geek

Showcase your wry heartbeat attitude with this laptop case featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying: "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable geek / EMT humor gift for anyone with a heartbeat!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Clock

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy wry scientific humor with magnetic style with any of these gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment. Make others do a double-take with this intelligent truism that says "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Double-entendre humor for those who know what a moment is! Gifts for all who know that time truly does pass from moment to moment all too quickly!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Beverage Pitchers

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind T-shirts

tagged with: play chess, gymnasium of the mind, chess game, reflective chess set, chess advice, chess saying, chess player, chess truism, words and unwords, chess teacher

If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Make others do a double-take about what chess does to one's mind with a dose of sound chess advice!

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Jabberwocky Poem (Lewis Carroll Through Looking) Skins For The iPhone 4S

tagged with: jabberwocky poem,lewis carroll,john tenniel,wonderland,through the looking glass,what alice found there,words and unwords,poem,illogical,fantasy,wonderland fan,wonderland adventure,jabberwock

Showcase your Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of the Jabberwock as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There", along with the poem itself. Memorable gifts for all Wonderland fans!

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Physician Genes Inside (DNA Replication) T-shirts

tagged with: physician genes inside,dna replication,dna,physician,genes,inside,genetics,molecular biology,words and unwords,molecular biologist

Are you a physician from a family of physicians? Showcase your wry physician side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication and the saying "Physician Genes Inside". Make everyone do a double-take about exactly what type of genes you truly have with a dose of molecular biology humor today!

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y T Shirts

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: higgs boson, words and unwords, quantum mechanics, physicist, quantum physics, higgs field, is no small matter, physics, geek, proof of the higgs boson

Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter".

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My Energy A Never-Ending Cycle (Krebs Cycle) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: my energy, a never-ending cycle, biochemistry, krebs cycle, energy, energy cycle, tcac, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, geek, humor, scientist, educational, biochemist, funny, attitude, saying, truism, lifestyle

No need to be a biochemist or biologist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "My Energy A Never-Ending Cycle". Make others do a double-take on where you get your energy from with a dose of educational attitude with these memorable science humor gifts! Showcase your indefatigable biochemical side!

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron) Round Clocks

tagged with: life is a renal existence, kidney nephron, kidney, nephron, renal existence, saying, anatomy, medical, nephrologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, nephrology, anatomical, renal

Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy any of these wry anatomical nephron attitude gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with these gifts featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Letterhead

tagged with: software developers, know how to move mountains, java, open source, digital mountain, crane, geek, humor, words and unwords, unofficial java mascot duke, saying, programmer, computer programmer, attitude, truism, funny, software engineer, software engineering

Tongue-in-cheek software development fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring unofficial Java mascot Duke pulling a lever and consequently, moving a virtual mountain! Comes with the memorable saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Software developers and programmers will enjoy these geek humor gifts!

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Use It Or Lose It (Anatomical Brain Advice) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: use it or lose it, brain, anatomy, human brain, use it, lose it, advice, geek, medical, words and unwords, thinker, philosopher, medicine, doctor, teacher, knowledge, funny, attitude, saying, neurologist, anatomical, psychologist

Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of sound anatomical advice with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Use It Or Lose It".

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Attitude) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians, mathematicians, psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve, along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: do me a favor, think periodically, periodic table, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, thinker, chemist, scientist, joke, think, favor, funny

Showcase your wry chemistry geek side the next time you introduce yourself with these customizable business cards featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying that will get others thinking periodically: "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically".

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Warning! Barracuda Inside Letterhead Template

tagged with: warning, barracuda inside, inside, barracuda, humor, funny, psyche, oceanographer, words and unwords, fish, saying, riddles, brain teasers, ruthless

Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Age Is Relative (Epochs Eons Periods Geological) Necklace

tagged with: age is relative, epochs, eons, periods, geological time, earth science, earth scientist, geologist, time, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, saying, time frame, geology

Earth scientists and geologists see age rather differently from the rest of the world because of the need to think in terms of millions of years. If you are a fan of eons, epochs, and periods, you'll enjoy this timeless geological time necklace featuring the various cross-sections of geological time along with the scientific truism "Age Is Relative". Educational scientific geek attitude necklace for all who know that age truly is relative!

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Neck Wear

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, father of radio, wireless, radio, electrical engineer, science, scientist, patent, alternating current, ac dynamo, ac dynamo electrical system, electrical system, vintage, scientific, attitude, geek, engineer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, us patent 390721, inventor, physics, physicist, instruments, devices

Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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Center Of Cell Command Inside (Nucleus) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: nucleus,, "eukaryotic, cell",, "center, of, cell, command, inside",, inside,, cell,, command,, "cell, command",, humor,, geek,, biology,, "words, and, unwords",, educational,, attitude,, scientist,, biologist,, psyche

Cell biologists and those who enjoy being in control and at the center will smile and wink at any of these tongue-in-cheek biological attitude gifts featuring all of the key parts of nucleus. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take at what you are trying to refer to: "Center Of Cell Command Inside". For all fans of eukaryotes!

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My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Messenger Bags

tagged with: pi on a pie, baked pie, pi filled existence, mathematical constant, geek humor, scientific, humor, geek, mathematician, words and unwords, attitude, irrational number, word play, scientist, science, philosopher, existential, existence, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, pi humor saying, saying

No need to be a mathematician or math teacher to showcase your wry pi geek humor side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying: "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence".

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Courier Bags

tagged with: this machine is powered by, caffeine, caffeine molecule, chemistry, chemist, chemical molecule, caffeine fan, geek, humor, words and unwords, saying

If you love to be caffeinated, you'll enjoy wry chemical geek humor the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the caffeine molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Just Another Hypercubed Day (4-D Polytope) Dartboard With Darts

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4-dimensional polytope gifts for all those who are having "Just Another Hypercubed Day". Memorable geek geometric humor gifts for anyone who thinks in the fourth dimension or in 4-D terms!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Pacifiers

tagged with: skin, dermatology, dermatologist, skin deep, skin layers, beauty, saying, humor, words and unwords, beauty cannot be just, funny, geek, attitude, medical, educational, scientific, anatomy, anatomical, advice

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Stationery Design

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: play chess, gymnasium of the mind, chess game, reflective chess set, chess advice, chess saying, chess player, chess truism, words and unwords, chess teacher

We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Belt Buckles

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

Give Your Evidence Don't Be Nervous Wonderland Greeting Card

tagged with: humor, words and unwords, john tenniel, wonderland, don't be nervous, lewis carroll, king of hearts, executed on the spot, quote, through the looking glass

Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the Kings of Hearts as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following passage from the book: "Give your evidence," said the King; "And don't be nervous, or I'll have you executed on the spot." Illogical Wonderland quote gifts for anyone who has ever had to provide evidence or face execution!

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I Don't Take Vacations (Bee) Messenger Bags

tagged with: i don't take vacations, bee, apiarist, beekeeper, vacation humor, work humor, bee illustration, words and unwords, bee humor, bee attitude, bee saying

Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy traveling with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring an illustration of a bee along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at how hard bee work: "I Don't Take Vacations".

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Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: competitive genes inside,inside,competitive,genes,genetics,molecular biology,dna,dna replication,words and unwords,biology,humor,geek,attitude,saying,biologist,molecular biologist

Are you a competitive person? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Competitive Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek competitive attitude with any of these geek humor gifts! Memorable gifts for competitive people!

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Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Shirts

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with any of these bridge humor saying gifts!

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Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory Not Found iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: economist, economics, supply-and-demand curve, well-defined in theory, but often not found, theory versus practice, words and unwords, graph, supply, demand, geek, humor, attitude, econ

No need to be an economist to enjoy surfing the web and text with any of these cases featuring the supply-and-demand curve. Comes with the economic truism saying: "Equilibrium is well-defined in theory, but often not found in practice." Make others do a double-take at the difference between theory and practice with a dose of economics attitude today!

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Premium Gift Boxes

tagged with: optical illusion, emergence, psyche, psychology, complex pattern formation, from simpler rules, words and unwords, gestalt phenomenon, psychologist, gestalt, illusion, dalmatian, dalmatian optical illusion

Psychologists and neurologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a dalmatian appearing from a set of black and white dots, along with the saying "Emergence - Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules". Make others do a double-take with a dose of optical illusion psyche attitude today with any of these gifts featuring the concept of emergence!

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I Am Not Lost ... Just Taking The Scenic Route Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: i am not lost, just taking the scenic route, scenic route sign, sign, signage, humor, geek, direction, words and unwords, not lost, funny

Signage humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the following saying: "I Am Not Lost . . . Just Taking The Scenic Route". Make others do a double-take the next time you travel! Customizable background color for your travel needs.

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Monday, June 15, 2015

Quantum Physicist Inside (Higgs Field Higgs Boson) Custom Necklace

tagged with: quantum physicist inside, words and unwords, quantum physics, higgs boson, higgs field, geek, standard model, quantum mechanics, quantum physicist, quarks

Showcase your knowledge of the Higgs Boson with any of these gifts featuring the Higgs field along with the saying "Quantum Physicist Inside". Memorable educational science humor gifts for anyone into quantum mechanics!

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My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going (Krebs Cycle) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: my energy cycle,keeps me going,krebs cycle,citric acid cycle,tcac,tricarboxylic acid cycle,geek,humor,attitude,words and unwords,biochemistry,biologist,chemist,biochemist,scientist,funny geek saying,saying

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun!

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron)

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirts

tagged with: dna replication, inside, genes, dna, genetics, molecular biology, 2.5 percent neanderthal dna, neanderthal dna, words and unwords, paleontology, evolution, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside".

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My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced (Brain Anatomy) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: my thinking cannot be outsourced, brain, brainy, saying, anatomy, anatomical, medical, outsourcing, words and unwords, humor, attitude, geek, joke, psyche, psychologist, funny saying, scientist

Showcase your wry anatomical and brainy side with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the brain along with the following truism about your thoughts: "My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced". Make others do a double-take the next time you travel and work on the computer!

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Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: statisticians, stats, statistics, bell curve, standard deviation, statistical, humor, geek, funny, attitude, math, mathematician, words and unwords, psyche, psychology, methods, techniques

Showcase your wry statistical side with a dose of suggestive humor with any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve) along with the truism stats saying: 'Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take about exactly what statisticians do when they think about statistics with these stats attitude gifts today! No need to be an average statistician to enjoy!

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Examining A Slice Of The Earth (Earth Science) Shirt

tagged with: earth, atmosphere, layers of the earth, geology, earth science, educational, science, attitude, words and unwords, educational resources

No need to be an earth scientist to know about the various layers of the Earth with any of these educational, scientific earth science gifts! Featuring the saying: "Examining A Slice Of The Earth". Make others do a double-take about the various layers of the Earth, from core on outward to the atmospheric layers, today!

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor) Decal For NOOK Color

tagged with: rogue wave, freak wave, oceanography, psyche, freak wave inside, humor, geek, wave height, graph, words and unwords, science, oceanographer, earth scientist, scientist, saying, psychology, inside, attitude, waves, truism, truisms

Are you an abnormal person or a freak? Showcase your wry sense of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring a rogue wave or freak wave. Note: A freak wave is a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record. Comes with the saying "Freak Wave Inside". Freak waves are known to be a natural ocean phenomenon, so let others know that you are an unusual person in a sea of people, so to speak, with any of these scientific humor gifts today!

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Love Is An Elemental Matter (Periodic Table) Dartboard

tagged with: science, geek love, words and unwords, periodic table of elements, humor, chemistry, geek, love is an elemental matter, periodic table, elements

If you love chemistry or are in love and believe that love is an elemental matter, you'll enjoy any of these Periodic Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in fancy script: "Love Is An Elemental Matter".

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Wizard Of Wireless Nikola Tesla T Shirt

tagged with: wizard of wireless, nikola tesla, tesla, wireless genius, genius, wireless, father of radio, scientist, inventor, electrical engineer, alternating current, alternate current, humor, geek, attitude, electricity, electromagnetism, mechanical engineer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, mobile phone, science in society

Make others do a double-take with a dose of electromagnetic attitude with the original "Wizard Of Wireless" Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Featuring wireless genius Nikola Tesla who was an important contributor to the birth of commercial electricity and is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Memorable gifts for anyone into wireless today!

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: coded to start and stop,codon wheel,amino acids,rna codons,science,attitude,words and unwords,educational,molecular biology,protein synthesis

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a codon wheel along with the saying "Coded To Start & Stop". Make others do a double-take about what you are referring to with a dose of wry educational, scientific humor today!

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