Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, June 06, 2015

In Search Of Silence (Signage) Tees

tagged with: in search of slience, needing peace and quiet, signs, signage, no trumpet sign, silence, funny, attitude, humor, quiet, quiet workplace, words and unwords, saying, truism, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, lifestyle

If you work in a noisy workplace or live a life where you are constantly in search of slience, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the cross-out sign in front of a trumpet with the saying "In Search Of Silence". Make others do a double-take about what really matters in life with any of these signage attitude gifts! For all those who are seeking peace and quiet!

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Friday, June 05, 2015

Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) Cover For The iPad Mini

tagged with: software developer inside, bug droid, bug droid font, software development, android, bug droid letters, saying, open source, words and unwords, software engineer, geek humor, software developer

Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug droid lettering for all letters for the saying "Software Developer Inside". Make others do a double-take with open source quixotic itude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Necklaces

tagged with: theory of relativity, physics, lorenz transformation inside, lorenz transformation, words and unwords, light cone spacetime diagram, physicist, space, time, relative, geek, humor, attitude, inside, relativity

This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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I Survived Record Breaking Cold Weather Wall Clocks

tagged with: i survived, record breaking cold weather, satellite imagery, satellite photo, words and unwords, meterology, cold weather, geek humor, nasa, noaa

If you lived in the Midwest United States or thereabouts, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a satellite image from NOAA/NASA GOES Project along with the following caption: "Polar Vortex On January 6th 2014 - I Survived Record Breaking Cold Weather". Contemporary meteorological attitude gifts for all who have braved sub-zero temperatures in early 2014!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Round Clock

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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My World Revolves Around Krebs (Energy Cycle) Tee Shirt

tagged with: my world revolves around krebs, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, science, geek, humor, energy, atp, funny, saying, truism, scientific, biochemistry, organic chemistry, biochemist, biologist

Showcase your wry biochemical side with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "My World Revolves Around Krebs".

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Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside (Brain Humor) Sleeve For iPads

tagged with: brain, words and unwords, warning, anatomy, discombobulated, anatomical, discombobulated mind inside, brainy, geek humor, psyche

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this soft-sided case featuring all parts of the human brain along with the saying "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". Memorable geek humor gift for anyone with a discombobulated brain from time to time!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Belt Buckle

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano Pacifier

tagged with: seismology, seismologist, volcanoes, volcanos, volcanologist, volcanic explosivity index, vei, explosive, index, words and unwords, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, attitude, science teacher, education, educational, scientist, earth's history

Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Stamp

tagged with: chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodicity rules my life, humor, attitude, geek, periodic table, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

Chemistry humor comes alive on this stamp featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy sending correspondence with this postage that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Neurological Plumbing Inside (Neuron / Synapse) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: neuron, words and unwords, synapse, inside, plumbing, anatomical, humor, neurological plumbing inside, geek, medicine, neurologist

No need to be a neurologist or biologist to enjoy wry neuronal humor with this laptop bag gift featuring all key anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Neurological Plumbing Inside". Educational geek humor gift for anyone with neurons inside!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Throw Pillows

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering, wireless

Showcase your wry wireless and electrical engineer side with this pillow gift featuring Nikola Tesla's patent illustration for "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable gift for all AC dynamo fans!

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Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life (Ecology) Wallclocks

tagged with: food chains, ocean food chain, land food chain, web of life, food webs, part of the web, words and unwords, biology, ecology, biologist, ecologist, educational, scientific, saying

Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring two food chains, one on land and one in the ocean, along with the saying "Food Chains Are Part Of The Web Of Life".

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Postage Stamp

tagged with: just crazy for some pi, words and unwords, math geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pi, geek, humor, pi day humor, mathematician, irrational number

If you are a fan of pi or a pi lover, you'll enjoy wry math geek humor with this stamp featuring pi on a pie along with the caption "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Showcase your pi attitude in your next correspondence with pi postage!

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This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone (Molecule) Letterhead

tagged with: testosterone, educational, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, steroid, geek, humor, words and unwords, male hormone, medical, hormone, saying, truism, funny, attitude, scientist, chemist

No need to be a chemistry major or work in the medical field or be involved in athletics to enjoy wry chemistry attitude with any of these geek humor gifts featuring the chemical structure of testosterone, the male sex hormone found in both males and females, along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone". Let others do a double-take at this steroid hormone with any of these chemical molecule gifts today!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Table Lamps

tagged with: if you don't understand me, don't worry, fifth dimension, cube, math, geometry, psyche, geek, words and unwords, fifth dimension cube, psychology, geometric, humor, attitude, sarcasm, understanding, saying, think, thinker, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geometric attitude with this lamp gift featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following quirky geek saying: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry - I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Cube Pouf

tagged with: communication, dits and dahs, dots and dashes, matter of morse, morse code, words and unwords, wireless communication, code, geek, humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry communication humor with this cubed pouf featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse".

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Gondwana's History Biogeography In Perspective Postage

tagged with: gondwana's history, biogeography in perspective, biogeography, biologist, paleontologist, plate tectonics, geography, gondwana, early earth, words and unwords, geographer, science, scientist, continents, humor, attitude, educational, earth sciences, earth scientist, evolve, evolution, educational resources

If you know about plate tectonics and know about biogeography, you'll enjoy sending correspondence with this educational, scientific stamp featuring "Gondwana's History Biogeography In Perspective". Evolutionary history of animals and plants across the continents are part of the proof that the plates of the Earth moved apart over the course of hundreds of millions of years ago. All who know about Earth's history or are fans of Earth's early history will enjoy!

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Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers) Necklaces

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, skin, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, medicine, covered to the brim, geek humor

You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these gifts featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor gifts featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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My Heart Beats With Love (Electrocardiogram ECG) Dartboard

tagged with: my heart beats with love, electrocardiogram, ecg, ekg, sinus rhythm, love, heartbeat, words and unwords, medical, medicine, saying, truism, doctor, emt

No need to work in the medical field to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "My Heart Beats With Love" in Love Letters font! Memorable heart-felt gifts for anyone with love inside!

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment Stamps

tagged with: magnetism, physics, physicist, magnetic quadrupole moment, geek, humor, science teacher, words and unwords, north-south poles, magnets, magnetic, educational, attitude, repel, repulsion, educational resources

Let your physics side shine the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment.

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Dry-Erase Board

tagged with: inspirational, never once made a discovery, thomas alva edison, all my work was deductive, quote, words and unwords, pure and simple, engineer, genius, thomas edison, research, scientist, experimentation, invent, invention

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Spiral Note Book

tagged with: lewis carroll, to stay in same place, running, wonderland, through the looking glass, john tenniel, red queen, alice in wonderland, words and unwords, all the running you can, exercise, passage, humor, funny

Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Busy As A Bee Can Be (Bee Saying) Case For The iPad Mini

tagged with: busy as a bee, bee can bee, bee saying, bee, saying, truism, busy, philosophical, words and unwords, bee humor

Are you frequently busy as a bee? Showcase your bee-like attitude toward life and your schedule with any of these gifts featuring a bee along with the truism saying "Busy As A Bee Can Be". Make others do a double-take about how you feel toward life with a dose of bee attitude today!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Poker Deck

tagged with: unwind with molecular biology, dna, genes, molecular biology, biology, geek, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, unwind, psyche, dna replication

Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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da Vinci Painter Practice Eye Reason Mirror Quote Laptop Bags

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, eye, reason, practice, mirror, by practice and by eye, words and unwords, quote, quotation, existential, philosophical, observation, mirror analogy, artist, scientist, genius, advice

Showcase your words of wisdom style with this laptop bag featuring the infamous self-portrait of da Vinci along with one of his quotes: "The painter who draws merely by practice and by eye, without any reason, is like a mirror which copies everything placed in front of it without being conscious of their existence." Intelligent advice for any painter or artist!

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Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Any Customized Letterhead

tagged with: investor, value investor, investing, words and unwords, investment knowledge, economics, money, transportation sign, invest carefully, investment advice, geek humor

Are you an investor or value investor? All investors know that they should look at the downside of any investment. Showcase your wry transportation sign humor side with any of these gifts featuring a car going off of a bridge or cliff into the water along with the following truism: "Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Of Any Investment". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek economics / investment attitude today with any of these sign advice gifts!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Wristlet Purses

tagged with: optical illusion, illusion, truism, humor, attitude, shadow, check shadow illusion, visual deception, words and unwords, geek, psyche, psychology, color, saying, checkers, optics, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with this wristlet with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Be Careful When Navigating Road Of Life Slippery Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: be careful when navigating, the road of life, slippery, signs, signage, transportation sign, roadway sign, life saying, life truism, attitude, humor, engineer, funny, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, advice, lifestyle

Showcase wry transportation signage humor with any of these gifts featuring a slippery road ahead warning sign. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Be Careful When Navigating The Road Of Life Can Be Slippery". Make others do a double-take when they navigate the road of life with any of these life humor gifts! Perfect gifts for graduates of any major!

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Dart Boards

tagged with: theory of relativity, physicist, relative, lorenz transformation inside, light cone spacetime diagram, lorenz transformation, time, physics, words and unwords, space, geek, humor, attitude, inside, relativity

Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Scratch Pads

tagged with: satellite photo, satellite geography, satellite, satellite photography, sunglint, picture earth, egypt, egyptian, sunglint on the nile, words and unwords, landscape, visible earth, geography, geographer, earth science, science, scientist, earth scientist, nile, river, desert, attitude, wordsunwords, nile river, picture from outer space, miscellaneous

No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts!

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My World Revolves Around Krebs (Energy Cycle) Neckties

Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Dinner Plate

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

Warning! On Mental Vacation (Duke Java Coffee Cup) iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: warning, on mental vacation, geek, humor, attitude, duke, java, coffee cup, vacation, software developer, software engineer, information technology, programmer, saying, funny, words and unwords, open source, software engineering

Showcase your wry attitude toward vacation with any of these cases featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke in a coffee cup along with the saying "Warning! On Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take the next time you surf the web with a dose of geek humor!

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Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Stamp

tagged with: just call me brainy, anatomical, brain, attitude, geek, brainy, anatomy, cerebellum, humor, words and unwords, pons, medulla, neurosurgeon, neurology, neuroscientist, scientist, medical, medicine, doctor, saying, truism

No need to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy sending correspondence with this anatomical brain humor stamp featuring the different parts of the brain, including the pons, medulla, and cerebellum. Make others do a double-take with this postage featuring the truism saying for anyone who has a brain: "Just Call Me Brainy". Memorable postage gift for any brainy person!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Candy Dish

Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Letterhead Template

tagged with: facilitator inside, mediator, facilitator, facilitated diffusion, cell membrane, protein, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, molecules, chemistry, biochemistry, cell biologist, biologist, biochemist, scientist, attitude, saying, lifestyle

If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with any of these cell biology attitude gifts!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Dinner Plate

tagged with: warning, geek, no light can escape, black hole, funny, astronomy, words and unwords, approaching black hole, astronomer, humor, saying, black holes

Are you frequently considered a black hole? No need to be an astronomer to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an artist's depiction of a black hole along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek galactic geek humor the next time they approach you!

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Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Letterhead Design

tagged with: earthquakes are not my fault, plate tectonics, world map, tectonic plates, geek, geology, earth science, words and unwords, attitude, saying, geologist, earthquake fan, earth scientists, funny, pun, earthquakes

Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these earth science gifts which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational, scientific seismological fun for anyone who has experienced an earthquake.

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The Game Of Chess Moves Me (Chess Stereogram) iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: 3-d, chess, game of chess, chess player, chess itude, chess humor, chessboard, chess sterogram, chess fan, chess saying, grandmaster, words and unwords, lifestyle

Show your wry chess itude with any of these chess stereogram gifts along with the saying "The Game Of Chess Moves Me". Cross your eyes and the pieces on the chessboard automatically turn into a 3-D image that appears to move. Make others do a double-take at your sentimental attitude toward the game of chess with these memorable chess humor gifts today!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Fabric

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, imagination, quote, humor, geek, words and unwords, edison, a pile of junk, to invent, scientist, inventor, quotation, witty, funny, truism, advice, inventors

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this quotable quote fabric featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side for your next do-it-self project with this invention humor quotation fabric today!

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Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Watch

tagged with: words and unwords, john tenniel, drink me bottle, wonderland fan, lewis carroll, wonderland adventure, journey into your most authentic, unihibited self, wonderland advice, take a drink

Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Galaxy S5 Cases

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Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Coasters

If you're a duplicate bridge player and you show no mercy at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a wink and smile with this bridge truism today! Sound advice for any avid duplicate bridge player!

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Warning! Decision Daily Cause Meltdown Financial Plaques

tagged with: warning, psychology, radioactive sign, signage, humor, trader, finance, financial markets, words and unwords, geek, economics

If you trade, you'll enjoy any of these wry signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for radioactivity, as well as the following tongue-in-cheek, yet dead serious warning: "Warning! Decisions I Make Daily Can Cause A Meltdown In The Global Financial Markets". Make others do a double-take at the power you wield with any of these warning sign gifts!

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Vase Or Faces? (Optical Illusion) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: gestalt, gestalt phenomenon, vase or faces, optical illusion, illusion, psychology, vase, faces, geek, words and unwords, question, query, attitude, psychologist, illusory, psyche, optics, riddle, brain teaser, humor, riddles, perception

Do you see a vase or faces? Showcase your optical illusion sense of style with any of these gifts that asks the key question: "Vase Or Faces?" Make others do a double-take with illusory visual fun. Psychological attitude illusion gifts for those who know about the gestalt phenomenon!

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