Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Adult Apron

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside iPad Mini Cover

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Is there a positive feedback loop inside of you? No need to be a psychologist or meteorologist to enjoy wry feedback loop humor with this iPad case gift featuring a positive feedback loop in the atmosphere along with the truism saying "Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you mean the next time you surf the web!

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Wine Grape Berry Anatomy (Scientific Diagram) T Shirts

tagged with: grape, wine, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, fruit, anatomy, anatomical, attitude, diagram, key parts, scientific, educational, botany, botanical, biology, biologist, scientist, wine lover, wine maker, grape fan, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords

If you ever wanted to know about grapes and/or wine, you'll enjoy any of these educational, scientific diagrams of all of the key anatomical parts of a wine grape berry. Make others do a double-take the next time they eat a grape or have a sip of wine with these botanical and biological gifts! No need to be a wine lover to enjoy!

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Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Educational, scientific saying gifts featuring neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying "Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention". No need to work in the medical field to understand how thought is produced. Make others do a double-take at any of these thoughtful biological attitude gifts! For all who think!

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The Multiple Structures Of Protein Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: multiple structures of protein, protein, secondary, tertiary, quartenary, primary, cell biology, biology, cellular biologist, biologist, amino acids, educational, scientific, biochemistry, ribosome, molecular biology, immunology, geek, wordsunwords, attitude, wordsandunwords, truism, words and unwords, educational resources

You are constantly producing proteins from amino acids, and there are 4 different structures to protein. Educational, scientific gifts to showcase the varying structures of protein. No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy!

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3-D Patagonia, Argentina Pull Over Sweatshirts

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, patagonia, plateau, argentina, south america, satellite photo, geography, geographer, earth science, satellite, earth scientist, attitude, humor, visualization, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, stereoscopic, imagery, plains, glaciers, 3-d

If you enjoy visualizing plateaus, you'll enjoy any of these visual geography satellite photo gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Patagonia, Argentina. Stunning Earth views from outer space. Comes complete with instructions on how to see in 3-D. No need to have visited Patagonia to enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Belt Buckle

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Caffeine addicts will enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the chemical molecule for caffeine along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Penrose Tiling (Five-Fold Symmetry) Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: penrose tiling, geometry, math, five-fold symmetry, pattern, roger penrose, mathematician, words and unwords, educational, aperiodicity, geek

Showcase your symmetrical and geometric side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring Penrose tiling, five-fold symmetry. No need to be a mathematician to enjoy!

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Wanted: A World Filled With Morse (Morse Code) Postage Stamp

tagged with: wanted, words and unwords, code, morse code, a world filled with morse, geek, humor, samuel morse, international morse code

Showcase your wry International Morse Code attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the saying "Wanted: A World Filled With Morse".

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Skulls Of Our Ancestors (Six Skulls Evolution) Belt Buckles

tagged with: skulls of our ancestors, six skulls, evolution, biology, paleontology, skulls, human evolution, illustration, words and unwords, ancestors

Evolutionists and evolutionary biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the six skulls of our ancestors in the drawing "Skulls Of Our Ancestors".

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) Belt Buckle

tagged with: warning, dermatology, attitude, dermal layers, dermatologist, skin layers, i get under people's skin, words and unwords, geek, humor, epidermis, funny, saying, skin doctor, medicine, skin, anatomy

Dermatological attitude is found on any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin". Memorable skin humor gifts for anyone with skin! Perfect gifts for dermatologists and other skin specialists!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Postage

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, words and unwords, physicist, physics, moment, magnets, geek, humor, do you have a moment, moment to spare

No need to be a physicist to enjoy sending correspondence with a dose wry scientific humor with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with this tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude postage today!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Custom Letterhead

tagged with: doesn't do what you planned, thomas edison, edison, quote, quotation, geek, motivational, advice, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, serendipity, humor, funny, attitude, engineer, doesn't mean it's useless, saying

If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation gifts featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote gifts for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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Look Down, Not Up Always Invest Margin Of Safety Greeting Card

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If you are a value investor and always invest with a margin of safety, you'll enjoy any of these transportation warning sign gifts featuring the wry value investing truism "Look Down, Not Up - Always Invest With A Margin Of Safety". Memorable gifts for all fans of the investment philosophy of Benjamin Graham and all with a wry sense of economics humor!

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Speed Limit 80 Minimum 5 (Speed Limit Humor) T Shirts

tagged with: traffic sign, transportation sign, gag gift, hurry, rush, signage, signs, psyche, psychology, humor, attitude, transportation, wordsunwords, speed limit sign, saying, funny, speed limit 80, minimum, maximum, minimum speed, maximum speed, speed limit 5, fast, slow, traffic, communication

Showcase your maximum and minimum speed limit attitude with this traffic sign / transportation signage humor gift tee! Says: "Speed Limit 80 Minimum 5". For all those who understand what it is to go really fast and slow. Perfect gag gift for those who travel at speeds that are very different from others!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Courier Bags

tagged with: psychology, black and white optical illusion, brain teaser, words and unwords, moth or faces, gestalt, negative space, gestalt phenomenon, faces, optical illusion

Showcase your optical illusionist side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the following infamous gestalt phenomenon: "Moth Or Faces?"

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Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Star Sticker

tagged with: will code for food, software developer, android, bug droid, bugdroid, software engineer, software development, geek, words and unwords, saying, software engineering, humor, attitude, code, programmer, coder, open source, mobile phone operating system

Are you a software engineer or software developer working on the Android platform? If you code for a living and think about foods such as cupcake, doughnut, and eclair, you'll enjoy any of these Android robot (Bug droid / bugdroid) gifts featuring the ubiquitous saying amongst software developers just starting out: "Will Code For Food" and who know about Android's past SDKs. Make others do a double-take on your ability to code and to exchange that ability for some sweets with a dose of wry software engineer humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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All That Glitters Is Highly Refractive (Physics) Tee Shirts

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All That Glitters Is Highly Refractive (Physics) Tee Shirts

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No need be a physicist to enjoy refractive attitude with any of these gifts featuring Snell's law along with the truism saying "All That Glitters Is Highly Refractive". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational physics humor with these refraction saying illustration gifts!

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Live A Balanced Life Think Renal (Nephron) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: live a balanced life, think renal, renal, nephron, kidney, anatomy, nephrology, medical, medicine, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, nephrologist, doctor, advice

Showcase your renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a kidney's nephron along with the following saying: "Live A Balanced Life Think Renal". No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) iPhone 4 Case

tagged with: software developer, rover, open source martians inside, software engineer, words and unwords, open source, programmer, martian, geek humor, mars rover

No need to be on Mars to promote wry open source geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke riding Rover, along with the saying "Open Source Martians Inside"! Make others do a double-take at what Martian exploration is all about!

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Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore (Brain Anatomy) Round Wall Clocks

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If your brain is full at all hours of the day, you'll enjoy this wry anatomical humor clock gift featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore".

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Summarizing Statistics Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: stats, statistician, math, mathematician, summarizing statistics, geek, humor, normal distribution, bell curve, words and unwords, psychologist, numbers, funny, attitude, gaussian distribution, p-value, z-score, scientist, cheat sheet, statistical, saying, educational, definition, stats teacher, probabilities, probability, education

If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Herpetologist Inside (Symptoms Of A Snake Bite) Cover For The iPad Mini

tagged with: symptoms of a snake bite, physiology, anatomy, diagram, snake bite, herpetologist, inside, humor, geek, attitude, biologist, snake fan, funny, sarcasm, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a herpetologist -- i.e., one who studies reptiles and amphibians -- to enjoy wry anatomical and physiological humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the symptoms of a snake bite. Includes the caption that will make others do a double-take: "Herpetologist Inside". Make others do a double-take about who is mostly likely to have been bitten by a snake with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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Defining The Origin Of Wine (Wine Grape Berry) Tote Bags

tagged with: defining the origin of wine, wine, wine grape berry, grapes, anatomy, anatomical, wine maker, wine connoisseur, biology, biological, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, scientific, educational, humor, geek, attitude, saying, lifestyle

No need to be a gardener or wine maker to enjoy any of these anatomical wine grape berry gifts, complete with all key labels of a wine grape berry. Make others do a double-take with a dose of grape attitude with these scientific, educational gifts with the saying "Defining The Origin Of Wine"!

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I'm Just Neurologically Wired For Success Puzzles

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Neuron / synapse anatomical puzzle for all those who are just neurologically wired for success. Memorable puzzle gift for biologists, psychologists, neurologists, and anyone who is neurologically wired for success!

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From Code To Protein (Protein Synthesis) T Shirts

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You produce proteins every day in your cells. Showcase protein synthesis with biological flair with this protein synthesis gift that says "From Code To Protein". Complete with ribosome and labels. No need to be a biologist to enjoy or understand how proteins gets formed!

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3-D Patagonia, Argentina Tote Bag

This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Dartboard

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Life Is A Saddle Point (Math and Geometry) Poker Deck

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Do you see life as a saddle point? No need to be a lover of math, geometry, or horse saddles to enjoy wry humor with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Saddle Point", with the following caption: "Note: In dynamical systems, a saddle point is a periodic point whose stable & unstable manifolds have a dimension which is not zero." Make others do a double-take about your attitude toward life today!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) Dart Board

Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Customized Letterhead

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless iPad 3 Decal

Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) 5x7 Paper Invitation Card

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Reminder others with any of these timely invitations not to be late! Featuring Mad Hatter running, along with the timely truism saying "Don't Be Late". Classic illustration by John Tenniel as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Wonderland adventure reminder to all guests for all who invite!

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Look Down, Not Up Always Invest Margin Of Safety Classic White Coffee Mug

Leonardo da Vinci Have A Little Relaxation Quote Commuter Bag

tagged with: relaxation, work, judgment, surer, da vinci, genius, self-portrait leonardo da vinci, quote, quotation, words and unwords

Showcase your sound Renaissance attitude toward work with this laptop bag featuring a self-portrait of Renaissance polymath Leonardo da Vinci along with the one of his memorable quotes: "Every now and then go away, even briefly, have a little relaxation, for when you come back to work your judgment will be surer; since to remain constantly at work will cause you to lose power."

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The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Messenger Bag

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, the devil's pitchfork, devil's pitchfork, humor, attitude, pitchfork, third prong, devil, words and unwords, funny, brain teaser, joke, riddles, brain teasers, devilish, illusion, geek

Showcase your optical illusion side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the infamous optical illusion known as "The Devil's Pitchfork", where the third prong in the pitchfork seemingly arises out of nowhere.

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Speed Limit Zero Because Mass At Rest Stay At Rest Shirts

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No need to be a physics major or a sloth to enjoy this wry traffic sign / transportation signage humor gift tee that says "Speed Limit Zero -- Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay At Rest". Perfect gag gift tee for those who enjoy being couch potatoes!

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Saturday, May 23, 2015

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Belt Buckle

Just Passing Through Space & Time (Light Cone) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: space, time, observer, light cone, geek, attitude, present, future, past, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, physics, physicist, saying, truism, scientific, science in society

Physicists will enjoy introducing themselves at any meet and greet with this business card featuring a light cone along with the saying "Just Passing Through Space & Time". Fans of astrophysics and quantum physics and science fiction will enjoy any of these geek attitude business cards!

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Live A Balanced Life Think Renal (Nephron) Dartboard

tagged with: live a balanced life, think renal, renal, nephron, kidney, anatomy, nephrology, medical, medicine, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, nephrologist, doctor, advice

Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, saying, truism, chemistry, biology, biochemistry, biochemist, chemist, biologist, science, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle, atp, adenosine triphosphate, powered by organic chemistry, educational resources

Your cells are powered by the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these Krebs cycle attitude gifts featuring the scientific truism "Powered By Organic Chemistry". No need to know about the finer details about the generation of ATP to enjoy educational chemistry attitude today!

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Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain (Humor) Necklace

tagged with: wake up it's time, to activate your brain, humor, attitude, brain, geek, activate, brainy, words and unwords, advice, psyche, psychiatry, human brain, anatomical parts of the brain

Showcase your wry brainy geek sense of humor with this necklace featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Memorable geek advice necklace gift for all those who doze through life!

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) Belt Buckles

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To Analyze Clumps Of Data Cophenetic Correlation Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: stats, statistics, biostatistics, to analyze clumps of data, equation, clumps of data, words and unwords, cophenetic correlation coefficient, statistician

Those who work with tons of data will enjoy any of these wry stats humor gifts featuring the formula for calculating the cophenetic correlation coefficient. Says: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient", with the caption "Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with any of these definitional stats gifts!

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Warning! Breastfeeding Can Happen Anytime Anywhere Tee Shirts

tagged with: sign, breastfeeding sign, breastfeed, breastfeeding, mother-child, warning, signage, can happen anytime or anywhere, attitude, humor, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, motherly attitude, healthcare, pregnancy, newborn

No need to be pregnant or breastfeeding to enjoy any of these breastfeeding signage attitude gifts featuring the mother-child breastfeeding sign and the warning saying: "Warning! Breastfeeding Can Happen Anytime Or Anywhere". Make others do a double-take with respect to the various locations and times of day when breastfeeding can occur with a dose of motherly attitude with any of these signage gifts!

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Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead (Diamond Yellow Sign) Premium Keepsake Box

tagged with: warning, sign, signage, meteor zone ahead, meteor, astronomy, words and unwords, humor, yellow diamond warning sign, meteor tail in the sky, geek, advice, attitude, astronomer, funny, saying, extraterrestrial object

If you have ever seen a meteor in the sky, when in-person or on video, you'll enjoy any of these astronomical humor gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign with a meteor streaking across the sky in a city along with the saying "Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead". Make others do a double-take at this common extraterrestrial event wherein a meteor hits the Earth and burns up in the sky that sometimes is apparent to our eyes.

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