Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, May 16, 2015

Mount Saint Helens May 18, 1980 Will Happen Again Shirts

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No need to be a geologist, seismologist, or volcanologist to enjoy this picture of Mount Saint Helens erupting on May 18th, 1980. Remind others that another eruption on Mount Saint Helens will happen again with any of these geological gifts! Memorable gifts for all those who were in the Pacific Northwest / Cascade region in mid-May 1980!

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) Award

tagged with: labyrinth, labyrinth inside, inside, greek mythology, maze, psyche, puzzle, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, geek

No need to be aware of the labyrinth in Greek mythology, which was an elaborate structure designed and built by the legendary artificer Daedalus for King Minos of Crete at Knossos to hold the Minotaur, a mythical half-bull half-man creature. If you are difficult to figure out, showcase your wry psychological side with any of these gifts featuring a labyrinth (maze) along with the saying "Labyrinth Inside"!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Poker Deck

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Scientific geek humor is alive and well on any of the educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Refrigerator Magnets

tagged with: slow down, advice, neuron, synapse, neurology, biology, let your synapses fire, geek, words and unwords, attitude, humor, saying, neurotransmitter, psyche

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Neck Wear

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Tshirt

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No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various phases of the cell cycle, along with the truism saying "All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realist scientific humor today!

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Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Decals For iPad 3

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Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline (Molecule) Laptop Bag

tagged with: adrenaline, adrenalin, chemistry, chemical, molecular, formula, chemical molecule, molecule, powered by adrenaline, words and unwords, chemist, science, scientist, runner, jogger, walker, exercise, flight or fight, biology, biologist, humor, attitude, geek, wordsunwords, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, medicine

No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry geek attitude with this laptop bag gift featuring the chemical structure of adrenaline along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Coasters

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Bicycle Poker Deck

tagged with: team morse code, morse code, communication, dots, dashes, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio operator, attitude, pilot, cryptographer, telegraph, signal language, electronics, educational, dits and dahs

Fans of International Morse Code will enjoy any of these timeless communication attitude gifts featuring all of the dots and dashes in International Morse Code along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Memorable gifts for radio and ham operators and anyone who knows Morse Code!

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Evolution Phyletic Gradualism Punctuated Equilibrm Dartboard

tagged with: biology, clades, cladistics, punctuated equilibrium, phyletic gradualism, psyche, evolution, geek, evolution of my life, words and unwords, psychology, psychologist, biologist, geologist, paleontologist, science, scientist, evolutionary change, evolutionary theory, funny, humor, attitude, saying, truism, life, perspectives, truisms

Gifts for all those who understand that their own lives can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives! Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives." Memorable evolutionary psychology humor for all those who know about how one's life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives. No need to be a biologist or geologist or paleontologist to enjoy!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence Premium Trinket Boxes

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermal layers side with any of these anatomical medical attitude gifts featuring a diagram of the human skin. Comes with the saying that will strike a chord with all dermatologists: "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence"! Existential humor for all skin doctors!

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Heartbeat My Internal Music (Electrocardiogram) Computer Bag

tagged with: heartbeat, my internal music, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, ecg, ekg, words and unwords, emt, doctor, medical, medicine, geek, humor, attitude, saying

Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm along with the saying "Heartbeat My Internal Music". No need to be an EMT, doctor, or working in the medical field to enjoy heartbeat humor today!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Clock

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy wry scientific humor with magnetic style with any of these gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment. Make others do a double-take with this intelligent truism that says "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Double-entendre humor for those who know what a moment is! Gifts for all who know that time truly does pass from moment to moment all too quickly!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Beverage Pitchers

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Checkmate Is My Motto (Reflective Chess Set) Tee Shirts

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Chess players will enjoy wry chess humor with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Checkmate Is My Motto". Make others do a double-take about what you love to say when playing chess with these memorable chess saying gifts today!

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y T Shirts

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Study Of A Tuscan Landscape (Leonardo da Vinci) Bicycle Card Deck

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Showcase your nature and landscape lover side with any of these gifts featuring Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece known as "Study Of A Tuscan Landscape", circa 1473.

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Messenger Bags

tagged with: optical illusion, emergence, psyche, psychology, complex pattern formation, from simpler rules, words and unwords, gestalt phenomenon, psychologist, gestalt, illusion, dalmatian, dalmatian optical illusion

Showcase your wry psyche side with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the infamous dalmatian that appears out of no where from a background of black and white dots. Comes with the following saying: "Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules".

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Do You Frequently Go Up & Down Elevator Of Life Shirts

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Transportation sign humor comes alive on this gift tee featuring the elevator sign. Wry saying: "Do you frequently go up & down the elevator of life?" Perfect psychology t-shirt for those who know about life's ups and downs. Intelligent humor gift fun!

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Ghost Ship Madness Within (Three Android Ghosts) Cover For The iPad Mini

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If you're an Android software developer, you'll enjoy this Android ghost design featuring three bug droids along with the caption "Ghost Ship Madness Within". Memorable geek humor gift for all who have stared at code and worked in software development for way too long!

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Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter Bicycle Playing Cards

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Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter".

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Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States Tshirt

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Ever seen snowfall across the Mid-Atlantic states on a weather radar map? Showcase satellite photo geography with any of these Picture Earth gifts that feature "Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States". Vivid satellite imagery gifts -- no need to live on the East Coast to enjoy!

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Think Krebs Cycle (Citric Acid Cycle - TCAC) Magnet

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Citric acid cycle attitude comes alive with any of these biological / biochemical gifts featuring the Krebs cycle. Showcase your knowledge of how ATP gets generated within our cells (mitochondria) with any of these gifts featuring the scientific truism saying "Think Krebs Cycle"!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Wall Clock

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Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Ceramic Tile

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Tongue-in-cheek software development fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring unofficial Java mascot Duke pulling a lever and consequently, moving a virtual mountain! Comes with the memorable saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Software developers and programmers will enjoy these geek humor gifts!

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Use It Or Lose It (Anatomical Brain Advice) Laptop Commuter Bag

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Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of sound anatomical advice with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Use It Or Lose It".

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Attitude) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians, mathematicians, psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve, along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today!

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) Kitchen Towels

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Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) Round Clocks

tagged with: labyrinth, labyrinth inside, inside, greek mythology, maze, psyche, puzzle, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, geek

Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Belt Buckle

Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Tile

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit, pun

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Mug

tagged with: mitosis, regulation, interphase, biology, biologist, pathways, cell, cell biology, science, saying, words and unwords, cell cycle, phases, medical

Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Dartboard

tagged with: pi on baked pie, humor, geek, pi fan, proof, math, mathematician, words and unwords, geometry, proof is in the pi, funny, saying, riddle, irrational number, mathematical constant

This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Laptop Bag

tagged with: this machine is powered by, caffeine, caffeine molecule, chemistry, chemist, chemical molecule, caffeine fan, geek, humor, words and unwords, saying, caffeinated

If you are frequently caffeinated, you'll enjoy traveling with a dose of wry caffeinated humor with this geek humor laptop bag featuring the caffeine molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Belt Buckle

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Decal For 15" Laptop

Heartbeat My Internal Music (Electrocardiogram) Dartboards

tagged with: heartbeat, my internal music, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, ecg, ekg, words and unwords, emt, doctor, medical, medicine, geek, humor, attitude, saying

Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor with any of these ECG/EKG electrocardiogram attitude gifts featuring the saying "Heartbeat My Internal Music".

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Letterhead

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Belt Buckles

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

Jabberwocky Poem (Lewis Carroll Through Looking) Skins For The iPhone 4S

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Showcase your Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of the Jabberwock as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There", along with the poem itself. Memorable gifts for all Wonderland fans!

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Study Of A Tuscan Landscape (Leonardo da Vinci) Belt Buckles

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Tile

By-Pass Needed Inside -Transportation Medical Sign Tees

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Combine transportation and medical health humor with this wry traffic sign / transportation sign gift tee that features the "By-Pass" sign, along with the caption "Needed Inside". Perfect medical gag gift for anyone who needs a by-pass surgery!

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Friday, May 15, 2015

Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Belt Buckles

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going (Krebs Cycle) Coffee Mug

tagged with: my energy cycle,keeps me going,krebs cycle,citric acid cycle,tcac,tricarboxylic acid cycle,geek,humor,attitude,words and unwords,biochemistry,biologist,chemist,biochemist,scientist,funny geek saying,saying

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun!

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Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations Coffee Mug

tagged with: statisticians, stats, statistics, bell curve, standard deviation, statistical, humor, geek, funny, attitude, math, mathematician, words and unwords, psyche, psychology, methods, techniques

Showcase your wry statistical side with a dose of suggestive humor with any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve) along with the truism stats saying: 'Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take about exactly what statisticians do when they think about statistics with these stats attitude gifts today! No need to be an average statistician to enjoy!

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