Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, May 15, 2015

Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Letterhead

tagged with: software developers, know how to move mountains, java, open source, digital mountain, crane, geek, humor, words and unwords, unofficial java mascot duke, saying, programmer, computer programmer, attitude, truism, funny, software engineer, software engineering

Tongue-in-cheek software development fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring unofficial Java mascot Duke pulling a lever and consequently, moving a virtual mountain! Comes with the memorable saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Software developers and programmers will enjoy these geek humor gifts!

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My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced (Brain Anatomy) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: my thinking cannot be outsourced, brain, brainy, saying, anatomy, anatomical, medical, outsourcing, words and unwords, humor, attitude, geek, joke, psyche, psychologist, funny saying, scientist

Showcase your wry anatomical and brainy side with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the brain along with the following truism about your thoughts: "My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced". Make others do a double-take the next time you travel and work on the computer!

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Postage Stamps

tagged with: budding inside, budding, buds, types of buds, inside, biology, botany, gardener, words and unwords, geek, biologist, ecologist, botanist, science, scientist, educational, saying, truism, development, developmental, gardening, environmentalist, science teacher, growing up, growth, nature, humor

Showcase your wry botanical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring different types of buds along with the caption that will make others do a double-take: "Budding Inside". Classic biological attitude stamp for all who love to be budding during the Spring!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Dartboards

tagged with: do me a favor, think periodically, periodic table, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, thinker, chemist, scientist, joke, think, favor, funny

Scientific geek humor is alive and well on any of the educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Hand Towels

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit, pun

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Laptop Bag

tagged with: blame my neurotransmitters, if i'm not paying attention, attention span, psyche, psychology, medical, medicine, neuron, synapse, words and unwords, neurotransmitter, geek, humor, advice, saying

Showcase your wry neurological side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following scientific truism geek humor saying: "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention".

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Father Of Radio Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) Pull Over Sweatshirt

tagged with: nikola tesla, father of radio, radio, tesla, scientist, mathematician, physicist, engineer, electrical engineer, serbian american, wireless, genius, alternating current, inventor, patents, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, science, engineering, wireless genius, inventors

Wizard of wireless and champion of alternating current Nikola Tesla is largely credited as being the "Father Of Radio". No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a genius well ahead of his time, Nikola Tesla. Memorable gifts for all fans of radio!

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What Are You Coded For? (Amino Acid Wheel) Shirts

tagged with: words and unwords, what are you coded for, amino acid wheel, genetic code, dna bases, amino acids, codons, humor, geek, attitude, biologist, molecular biology, life query, query, question, ponder, occupation, wordsandunwords, life, educational, lifestyle

Do you know what you are coded for -- in life? Showcase your wry genetic code attitude with any of these gifts featuring the genetic code for various amino acids arranged in a wheel. Includes the following query: "What Are You Coded For?" Memorable biological double-entendre saying gifts for all who wonder what they are coded for in life!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina Tote Bags

tagged with: geography, geographer, 3-d, visual, satellite, photo, picture earth, northern patagonia, patagonia, argentina, science, scientist, aerial, satellite imagery, plains, mountains, south america, stereoscopic image pair, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, three dimensional

Geographers and those who enjoy an aerial view will enjoy 3-D visual fun. Featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Northern Patagonia, Argentina. No need to have been to Northern Patagonia Argentina to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite photo gifts!

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Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: pi on baked pie, humor, geek, pi fan, proof, math, mathematician, words and unwords, geometry, proof is in the pi, funny, saying, riddle, irrational number, mathematical constant

Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Courier Bags

tagged with: this machine is powered by, caffeine, caffeine molecule, chemistry, chemist, chemical molecule, caffeine fan, geek, humor, words and unwords, saying

If you love to be caffeinated, you'll enjoy wry chemical geek humor the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the caffeine molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Dart Board

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Wired For Heartbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Commuter Bags

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, wired for heartbeat, gifts for emts, emergency medical technician humor

Showcase your knowledge of medical technology the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG electrocardiogram along with the saying "Wired For Heartbeat". Memorable gift for anyone with a heartbeat!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Postage Stamp

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

Let your wry physics side shine the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Time Passes Moment To Moment".

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Customized Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Give Your Evidence Don't Be Nervous Wonderland Greeting Card

tagged with: humor, words and unwords, john tenniel, wonderland, don't be nervous, lewis carroll, king of hearts, executed on the spot, quote, through the looking glass

Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the Kings of Hearts as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following passage from the book: "Give your evidence," said the King; "And don't be nervous, or I'll have you executed on the spot." Illogical Wonderland quote gifts for anyone who has ever had to provide evidence or face execution!

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Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Canvas Bags

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with any of these bridge humor saying gifts!

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Study Of A Tuscan Landscape (Leonardo da Vinci) Dartboards

tagged with: study of a tuscan landscape, circa 1473, landscape, drawing, da vinci, nature, leonardo da vinci, italian renaissance, genius, words and unwords, tuscany, italy

Showcase your nature and landscape lover side with any of these gifts featuring Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece known as "Study Of A Tuscan Landscape", circa 1473.

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Travel Speakers

tagged with: economics, econ, economist, econometrics, mathematician, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, economists do it with models, words and unwords, math, saying, truism, funny, attitude, graph

Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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Android Software Developer Saying (Lower ) Galaxy S4 Cases

tagged with: android, robot, bug droid, bugdroid, quixotic, software engineer, software developer, software development, geek, humor, itude, celebrate, celebration, saying, lowerletters, android robot, words and unwords, open source, application developer, software engineering

If you are a software developer and develop on the Android platform, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following saying "just celebrate the zany quixotic software developer geek embedded within" in lower letters. Featuring Android robots / bug droids (bugdroids) for each letter. Each letter in the alphabet is found in the saying. Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Electromagnetic Spectrum (Wavelengths Comparison) Shirt

tagged with: wavelengths, comparison, electromagnetic spectrum, educational, physics, words and unwords, physicist, electromagnetic radiation, spectrum, frequencies

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring a comparison of varying wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum. "Electromagnetic Spectrum" gifts for those who know about the the range of all possible frequencies of electromagnetic radiation.

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) T Shirt

tagged with: landscape, satellite photo, satellite geography, satellite, satellite photography, sunglint, picture earth, visible earth, egypt, egyptian, geography, geographer, earth science, science, scientist, earth scientist, sunglint on the nile, nile, river, desert, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, nile river, picture from outer space, miscellaneous

No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Dart Board

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going (Krebs Cycle) Tshirt

tagged with: my energy cycle,keeps me going,krebs cycle,citric acid cycle,tcac,tricarboxylic acid cycle,geek,humor,attitude,words and unwords,biochemistry,biologist,chemist,biochemist,scientist,funny geek saying,saying

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun!

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Do Not Outsource Your Thinking (Brain Anatomy) Rectangular Sticker

tagged with: do not outsource your thinking, brain, anatomy, humor, geek, thinker, thought, philosopher, teacher, words and unwords, saying, outsource, outsourcing, joke, anatomical, medical

Showcase your wry anatomical side with a dose of educational humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Do Not Outsource Your Thinking". Sound advice brainy humor gifts that will be appreciated by teachers, philosophers, psychologists, and anyone who works in the information era and understands that one's brain cannot be outsourced!

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We All Regress To The Mean Eventually (Statistics) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: statistics, linear regression, regression, regression to the mean, regress to the mean, data, statistician, humor, geek, words and unwords, stats, datapoints, graph, mathematician, psychologist, attitude, educational, truism, saying, education

Showcase your wry linear regression side with any of these gifts featuring linear regression along with the stats truism saying "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean when you talk about the concept of "regression to the mean" with a dose of statistics attitude today!

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Open Source Dude (Duke Java Thumbs Up) Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: open source, open source dude, saying, programmer, software developer, software programmer, java, duke, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, thumbs up, software engineer, software engineering

Surf the web with a dose of open source attitude with any of these cases featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke giving a thumbs up, along with the saying "Open Source Dude". Make others do a double-take about open source with a dose of geek humor today!

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: our cosmic neighborhood, astronomy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, space, relative sizes, relative distances

Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

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Examining A Slice Of The Earth (Earth Science) Shirt

tagged with: earth, atmosphere, layers of the earth, geology, earth science, educational, science, attitude, words and unwords, educational resources

No need to be an earth scientist to know about the various layers of the Earth with any of these educational, scientific earth science gifts! Featuring the saying: "Examining A Slice Of The Earth". Make others do a double-take about the various layers of the Earth, from core on outward to the atmospheric layers, today!

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Warning! Barracuda Inside Kindle Fire Decals

tagged with: warning, barracuda inside, inside, barracuda, humor, funny, psyche, oceanographer, words and unwords, fish, saying, riddles, brain teasers, ruthless

Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Memo Notepads

Just Pay Attention (Neuron / Synapse) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: just pay attention, neuron, synapse, attention span, biology, anatomy, science, geek, advice, words and unwords, humor, biologist, scientist, anatomical

Showcase your wry biological attention span attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Just Pay Attention". Attention grabbing gear for any science humor geek!

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Father Of Radio Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) T Shirts

Signal Transduction Pathways Inside (Cell Biology) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: biotechnology, cell, biology, cell biology, signal transduction pathways inside, inside, pathways, signal transduction, geek, humor, attitude, scientific, educational, biochemistry, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, educational resources

If you know about signal transduction pathways, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of scientific, biological attitude with these business cards featuring "Signal Transduction Pathways Inside". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of cell biology at your next meet and greet!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina Pullover Sweatshirts

Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Tiles

tagged with: pi on baked pie, humor, geek, pi fan, proof, math, mathematician, words and unwords, geometry, proof is in the pi, funny, saying, riddle, irrational number, mathematical constant

This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) iPad Covers

tagged with: this machine is powered by, caffeine, caffeine molecule, chemistry, chemist, chemical molecule, caffeine fan, geek, humor, words and unwords, saying, caffeinated, scientist, insomniac

Showcase your wry caffeinated side with this Dodo case gift featuring the caffeine molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine". Great gift for any night owl who imbibes caffeine all the time!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Tiles

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: team morse code, morse code, communication, dots, dashes, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio operator, attitude, pilot, cryptographer, telegraph, signal language, electronics, educational, dits and dahs

Fans of International Morse Code will enjoy any of these timeless communication attitude gifts featuring all of the dots and dashes in International Morse Code along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Memorable gifts for radio and ham operators and anyone who knows Morse Code!

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evolutionary history can be a bit repetitive

tagged with: biology, evolution, evolutionary history, developmental biology, ernest haeckel, ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny, truism, geek, growing up, words and unwords, biologist, maxim, saying, funny, humor, attitude, scientist, science, repetitive, repetition, education, science teacher

No need to be familiar with the biological maxim "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" to enjoy any of these evolutionary humor gifts. Featuring embryonic stages of various organisms -- a diagram often falsely attributed to Ernest Haeckel. Includes the biology humor saying: "evolutionary history can be a bit repetitive". Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the similarities amongst various embryos of different species!

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Sustained Heartbeat Inside (ECG/EKG) Laptop Bag

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, geek, sustained heartbeat inside, medical humor

No need to work in the medical world to enjoy wry sinus rhythm attitude with this laptop bag featuring a normal heartbeat as shown on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Sustained Heartbeat Inside".

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Laptop Skin

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success iPad Folio Case

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

Motivational and inspirational quote by Thomas Edison for all those who never give up. Celebrate your persevering attitude today with this Thomas Edison quotation Dodo case gift featuring Edison's timeless and inspirational words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."

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Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA (Genes) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: perfectionism is ingrained,in my dna,dna,dna replication,genes,genetics,molecular biology,geek,humor,words and unwords,attitude,saying,funny,perfectionist,perfectionism

Are you a perfectionist? Do you believe that there is a genetic basis for perfectionism? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA". Memorable biology geek humor gifts for all who love to be perfect!

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Painter Strives And Competes With Nature da Vinci Bags For Laptop

tagged with: the painter strives competes, nature, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, painter, genius, competes, competition, words and unwords, quote, quotation

Showcase your artistic side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a self-portrait of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci along with one of his timeless quotes that any painter of nature can identify with: "The painter strives and competes with nature."

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Spiral Notebook

Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Premium Gift Boxes

tagged with: optical illusion, emergence, psyche, psychology, complex pattern formation, from simpler rules, words and unwords, gestalt phenomenon, psychologist, gestalt, illusion, dalmatian, dalmatian optical illusion

Psychologists and neurologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a dalmatian appearing from a set of black and white dots, along with the saying "Emergence - Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules". Make others do a double-take with a dose of optical illusion psyche attitude today with any of these gifts featuring the concept of emergence!

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