Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, May 14, 2015

Electromagnetic Spectrum (Wavelengths Comparison) iPhone 5 Cover

tagged with: wavelengths, comparison, electromagnetic spectrum, educational, physics, words and unwords, physicist, electromagnetic radiation, spectrum, frequencies

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring a comparison of varying wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum. "Electromagnetic Spectrum" gifts for those who know about the the range of all possible frequencies of electromagnetic radiation.

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Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm Record Books Ceramic Tile

tagged with: nasa satellite photo, satellite imagery, atmospheric science, meteorology, meterologist, words and unwords, historical winter storm, winter storm, nemo february 2013, winter storm for the record, earth science, earth scientist, bad weather, record books

Meteorologists and fans of earth science will enjoy any of these gifts featuring satellite imagery of Winter Storm Nemo along with the following title and caption: "Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm For The Record Books".

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle) Hand Towel

tagged with: it's all organic, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, biochemistry, biochemist, biochemical energy, scientist, science, words and unwords, geek saying, atp, energy, geek humor, chemist, biologist, biology, chemistry, energy cycle, organic chemistry, organic chemist, saying

Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle / tricarboxylic acid cycle) attitude is alive and well on this kitchen towel featuring the saying "It's All Organic". Memorable science humor saying gift for biochemists, biologists, chemists, scientists, and anyone into organic chemistry!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Tiles

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Trucker Hat

tagged with: summary of the calvin cycle, calvin cycle, photosynthesis, dark reactions, educational, words and unwords, scientific, chemistry, biochemistry, light-independent reactions, biologist, chemist, photosynthesis fan, chemical reactions in photosynthesis

Photosynthesis fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle", the dark reactions (light-independent reactions) of photosynthesis. Educational, scientific attitude for all who know about what goes on in the Calvin cycle!

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Warning! On Mental Vacation (Java's Duke) iPad Mini Case

tagged with: warning, on mental vacation, open source, duke, mental vacation, software programmer, java's duke, coffee cup, software developer, words and unwords, software development, geek, humor, programmer, saying

Showcase your wry geek / open source software sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot in a coffee cup drinking whatever along with the saying "Warning! On Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take on where you truly are with a dose of software developer attitude today!

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I'll Put Off Thinking About My Procrastination Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: i'll put off thinking, about my procrastination, brain, brainy, geek, procrastinaton, procrastinator, until tomorrow, words and unwords, another day in the future, joke, humor, psyche, anatomy, brain anatomy, attitude

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop geek humor bag gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "I'll Put Off Thinking About My Procrastination Until Tomorrow Or Another Day In The Future".

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Stats Humor) Coffee Mug

tagged with: normal, psyche, psychology, normality, normal distribution curve, bell curve, query, saying, rhetorical question, funny, geek, humor, attitude, stats, statistics, statistician, words and unwords, percentages, educational, lifestyle

Showcase your wry statistics attitude with any of these bell curve humor gifts! Featuring the rhetorical question: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, statistical style with these memorable gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, with percentages under the curve! No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy!

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Most Common Elements (Word Cloud Chemistry) Shirts

tagged with: most common elements, word cloud, elements, chemistry, elemental, chemist, science, elements from periodic table, words and unwords, educational

No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a word cloud with the most common elements. Educational, scientific gifts for anyone who thinks about elements all the time!

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Earth's Layers (Earth Science Geology) Adult Apron

tagged with: earth, earth's layers, structure of the earth, rheological, geology, earth science, exosphere, core, educational, words and unwords, educational resources

Showcase your scientific side with any of these educational earth science gifts featuring "Earth's Layers". From core to exosphere structure of the Earth. Make others do a double-take about how Earth is structured, chemically and rheologically, today!

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Warning! Barracuda Inside Laptop Skin

tagged with: warning, barracuda inside, inside, barracuda, humor, funny, psyche, oceanographer, words and unwords, fish, saying, riddles, brain teasers, ruthless

Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: do me a favor, think periodically, periodic table, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, thinker, chemist, scientist, joke, think, favor, funny

Showcase your wry chemistry geek side the next time you introduce yourself with these customizable business cards featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying that will get others thinking periodically: "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically".

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Beverage Coaster

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Bag For Laptop

tagged with: slow down, let your synapses fire, neuron, synapse, attention span, neurotransmitters, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, saying, educational, advice

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of neuron / synapse attitude with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse. Comes with sound advice for anyone always on the go: 'Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Center Of Cell Command Inside (Nucleus) Coffee Mug

tagged with: nucleus,, "eukaryotic, cell",, "center, of, cell, command, inside",, inside,, cell,, command,, "cell, command",, humor,, geek,, biology,, "words, and, unwords",, educational,, attitude,, scientist,, biologist,, psyche

Cell biologists and those who enjoy being in control and at the center will smile and wink at any of these tongue-in-cheek biological attitude gifts featuring all of the key parts of nucleus. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take at what you are trying to refer to: "Center Of Cell Command Inside". For all fans of eukaryotes!

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My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Dartboards

tagged with: pi on a pie, baked pie, pi filled existence, mathematical constant, geek humor, scientific, humor, geek, mathematician, words and unwords, attitude, irrational number, word play, scientist, science, philosopher, existential, existence, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, pi humor saying, saying

Mathematicians will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Existential humor gifts for all who think about pi all the time - especially when eating pie!

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This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) Skin For iPad 3

tagged with: this machine is powered by, ascorbic acid, vitamin c, words and unwords, chemistry, chemical molecule, geek, vitamin c fan, chemical structure, humor, science, attitude, saying

If you are powered by Vitamin C, you'll enjoy any of these scientific, educational chemical molecule gifts featuring the ascorbic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Premium Gift Boxes

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Sustained Heartbeat Inside (ECG/EKG) Dartboards

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, geek, sustained heartbeat inside, medical humor

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying for anyone with a heartbeat: "Sustained Heartbeat Inside".

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The Skin Doctor Is In (Anatomy Dermatology) Pitchers

tagged with: the skin doctor is in, dermatologist, dermatology, attitude, medical, medicine, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, dermal layers, skin, saying

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "The Skin Doctor Is In".

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Wallclock

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Award

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Painter Strives And Competes With Nature da Vinci Decals For The NOOK Color

tagged with: the painter strives competes, nature, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, painter, genius, competes, comapetition, words and unwords, quote, quotation, self portrait da vinci

Timeless quote by Leonardo da Vinci on any of these gifts featuring a self-portrait of the Renaissance artist and scientific genius along with the following quotation: "The painter strives and competes with nature."

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At The End Of Life We All Wind Up At A Dead End Tee Shirt

tagged with: traffic, saying, truism, transportation, wind up, dead end, signs, signage, traffic sign, transportation sign, humor, sarcasm, geek, attitude, fatalism, philosophy, philosophical, at the end of life, wordsunwords, engineer, pessimist, fait accompli, funny, realist, realistic, psyche, psychology, realism, lifestyle

Face it, we are all headed toward a dead end -- in terms of life. Showcase your wry side with this traffic sign / transportation sign gift tee that featuring the "Dead End" sign with the saying "At The End Of Life We All Wind Up At A Dead End". No matter what you do for a living, showcase your fatalistic thoughts with a dose of signage humor with this gag gift t-shirt today!

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: economics, econ, economist, econometrics, mathematician, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, economists do it with models, words and unwords, math, saying, truism, funny, attitude, graph

Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Letterhead Template

tagged with: optical illusion, emergence, psyche, psychology, complex pattern formation, from simpler rules, words and unwords, gestalt phenomenon, psychologist, gestalt, illusion, dalmatian, dalmatian optical illusion

Psychologists and neurologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a dalmatian appearing from a set of black and white dots, along with the saying "Emergence - Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules". Make others do a double-take with a dose of optical illusion psyche attitude today with any of these gifts featuring the concept of emergence!

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Need A Knight? (Software Developer Humor) iPhone 4/4S Cases

tagged with: bug droid, query, rhetorical question, project manager, android, need a knight, knight chess piece, software developer, software engineer, open source, geek, humor, itude, engineer, programmer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, software engineering

No need to be a chess player to enjoy wry Android software developer humor with any of these gifts featuring the Android robot / bug droid along with the tongue-in-cheek query -- either at the beginning or end of a project: "Need A Knight?" Knight can mean knight in black armor or knight can mean "night" -- as in more time. Show your warped open source software engineer today with these memorable rhetorical question gifts! Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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A Definition Of Jerk (Physics Equation Humor) T-shirt

tagged with: jerk, jolt, surge, lurch, physics, humor, geek, engineering, equation, words and unwords, mechanics, derivative, acceleration, velocity, second derivative of velocity, third derivative of position, definition, physicist, mechanical engineer

Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics, jerk, also known as jolt, surge, and lurch, is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with any of these gifts that feature "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants!

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Snow Across Peruvian Summits (Picture Earth) T-shirt

tagged with: peru, peruvian summits, picture earth, visible earth, snow, snow across peruvian summits, south america, mountain, mountain range, andes, photo, satellite, satellite photo, satellite imagery, geographer, mountaineer, geography, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, landscape, mountain climber, science, scientist

No need to have climbed any Peruvian summit to enjoy any of these gifts featuring satellite imagery of "Snow Across Peruvian Summits". Make others do a double-take with any of these geography gifts featuring an existential landscape photo as taken from outer space. No need to be a geographer or mountaineer or fan of South America to enjoy!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Note Books

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Software Developers Know How To Surf Through Time Case For The iPad Mini

tagged with: software developers, java, java's duke, programmer, open source, know how to surf, surf through time, words and unwords, software development, software engineer, geek, attitude, humor

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke along with the saying "Software Developers Know How To Surf Through Time".

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Exhausted Brain Inside (Anatomical Brain Humor) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: exhausted, brain, inside, anatomy, anatomical, humor, geek, medical, attitude, words and unwords, saying, sarcasm, psyche, psychology, medicine, neurosurgeon, funny, exhaustion

If you are exhausted -- either constantly or from to time -- enjoy wry anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Exhausted Brain Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you feel today!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: stats, humor, geek, statistics, statistician, statistical, bell curve, just a normally distributed genius, genius, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, funny, words and unwords, saying, psyche, psychology, educational, truism, lifestyle

Are you a genius? Do you know about the normal distribution curve? Showcase your wry statistical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the Gaussian curve or normal distribution curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of psychological, educational statistical style today!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation 17" Laptop Skins

tagged with: get ready to be bombarded, by solar radiation, solar flares, coronal mass ejections, astronomy, earth science, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, solar system, geek attitude

Showcase your astronomical sense of style with any of these gifts featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation". Make others do a double-take about the occurrences by the Sun and its affect here on Earth with a dose of electromagnetic radiation perspective with these memorable scientific saying gifts!

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Love Is An Elemental Matter (Periodic Table) Dartboard

tagged with: science, geek love, words and unwords, periodic table of elements, humor, chemistry, geek, love is an elemental matter, periodic table, elements

If you love chemistry or are in love and believe that love is an elemental matter, you'll enjoy any of these Periodic Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in fancy script: "Love Is An Elemental Matter".

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Warning! Barracuda Inside Round Wall Clock

tagged with: warning, barracuda inside, inside, barracuda, humor, funny, psyche, oceanographer, words and unwords, fish, saying, riddles, brain teasers, ruthless

Wired For Thinking (Neuron / Synapse) Computer Bag

tagged with: neuron, synapse, neurotransmitter, wired for thinking, attention span, geek, anatomy, anatomical, humor, words and unwords, saying

Showcase your wry neurological side with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following scientific truism saying: "Wired For Thinking". Biological, anatomical attitude for all who think!

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Coffee Mug

tagged with: coded to start and stop,codon wheel,amino acids,rna codons,science,attitude,words and unwords,educational,molecular biology,protein synthesis

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a codon wheel along with the saying "Coded To Start & Stop". Make others do a double-take about what you are referring to with a dose of wry educational, scientific humor today!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Photo Plaques

tagged with: words and unwords, hungry for some pi, geek, humor, pi saying, mathematical constant, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, query

If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: this machine is powered by, ascorbic acid, vitamin c, words and unwords, chemistry, chemical molecule, geek, vitamin c fan, chemical structure, humor, science, attitude, saying

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Letterhead Design

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Living Fossil Inside (Coelacanth) Stamps

tagged with: coelacanth, living fossil inside, joke, gag gift, biology, paleontologist, humor, inside, geek, words and unwords, biologist, funny, living fossil, age, old age, latimeria, science, scientist, age humor, attitude, saying, truism, evolution, naturalist, fish, evolve, lifestyle

Showcase your wry evolutionary attitude the next time you send correspondence with any of these stamps featuring a coelacanth, along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Living Fossil Inside".

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Signs Of Life Inside (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Dart Boards

tagged with: signs of life inside, inside, signs of life, emt, ecg, ekg, heartbeat, words and unwords, normal sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, doctor, humor, saying, sinus rhythm, cardiologists

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry heartbeat humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Signs Of Life Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with a dose of heartbeat attitude today!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets

Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

Painter Strives And Competes With Nature da Vinci Round Clocks

tagged with: the painter strives competes, nature, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, painter, genius, competes, comapetition, words and unwords, quote, quotation, self portrait da vinci

Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Dart Board

tagged with: twisted cord illusion, false spiral, spiral optical illusion, spiral illusion, optical illusion, concentric circles, black arc segments, geek, humor, words and unwords, fraser spiral illusion, attitude, visual, illusion, illusory, brain teaser, educational, psychology, psyche, optics, riddles, brain teasers

What exactly do you see when you take a look at this twisted cord illusion? Showcase optics fun with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the twisted cord illusion, also known as the false spiral or Fraser spiral illusion. Caption -- visible on select items -- includes the following note for viewers: "Notice the overlapping black arc segments appear to form a spiral. Nevertheless, the black arcs are a series of concentric circles." Make others do a double-take with their eyes today!

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