Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, May 02, 2015

This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone Chemistry Wristwatch

tagged with: cortisone, medical, chemistry, hormone, chemical molecule, words and unwords, powered by, biochemistry, molecular structure, geek humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry chemical attitude when you tell time with this watch featuring the chemical structure of the steroid hormone cortisone along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone". Great watch gift for any chemist, athlete, or medical practitioner!

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Just Being A Cellular Automaton (Rule 90) Wrist Watches

tagged with: just being a cellular automaton, cellular automaton, words and unwords, math, geometry, geek, humor, rule 90, exclusive or function, binary

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry cellular automaton humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring Rule 90 along with the caption "Just Being A Cellular Automaton". Specifically, Rule 90 is an elementary cellular automaton based on the exclusive or function. It consists of a one-dimensional array of cells, each of which can hold either a 0 or a 1 value; in each time step all values are simultaneously replaced by the exclusive or of the two neighboring values.

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Uncommon Nonsense (Wonderland Lobster Quadrille) Wristwatches

Let your wry crustacean sense of humor shine the next time you tell time with this watch featuring lobster quadrille -- a lobster looking in the mirror with a brush -- along with the caption "Uncommon Nonsense" as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" and drawn by John Tenniel. Illogical zany fun for anyone with a nonsensical sense of Wonderland humor!

Lesothosaurus (Ornithischian Dinosaur) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: lesothosaurus, words and unwords, dinosaurs are back, paleontologist, herbivore, early jurassic, ornithischian dinosaur, paleontology, dinosaur, fast runner, jurassic, scientist

Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these featuring Lesothosaurus, an herbivorous ornithischian dinosaur that lived during the Early Jurassic. Lesothosaurus was a 1 meter long, bipedal plant-eater. Its long legs, small arms, and slender tail all suggest that it was a fast runner. Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past with any of these "Dinosaurs Are Back" Lesothosaurus gifts!

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Are We Just Dead Clades Walking? (Evolution) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: dead clades, hominids, homo sapiens, chimpanzee, evolution, evolve, cladistics, skeletons, words and unwords, geek, human, gorilla, biology, paleontology, paleontologist, bioloigst, saying, query, question, attitude, humor, hominoids, dead clades walking

No need to be a biologist or paleontologist to enjoy biological evolution humor with any of these featuring various hominids / hominoids (including ourselves), along with the scientific query that gets others to think about their biological ancestry: "Are We Just Dead Clades Walking?" No need to be into cladistics to enjoy!

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: dermal layers, skin layers, words and unwords, dermatology, epidermis, love the subject of skin, dermatologists, skin, skin humor saying, geek humor

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these educational, scientific featuring the different layers of the skin along with the following truism saying in Love Letters font: "Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin".

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I'm Confused At The Moment (Quadrupole Moment) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: magnets, moment, physics, magnetic quadrupole moment, i'm confused at the moment, geek, humor, physicist, physics major, words and unwords, science, scientist, double entendre, magnetism, confusion, saying, truism, psychology, truisms, psyche

No need to be a confused physics major or physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek geek humor with any of these featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the truism saying "I'm Confused At The Moment". Double-entendre word-play for all who know about the term "moment" in the world of physics!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: discontent, words and unwords, success, entrepreneur, restlessness, progress, failure, restlessness is discontent, thomas edison, inspirational

If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Barely There iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Leonardo da Vinci Relaxation Work Judgment Power Motorola Droid RAZR Cover

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, relaxation, work, inspirational, motivational, have a little relaxation, quote, rest and relaxation, words and unwords, rest, rejuvenate, surer, power, entrepreneur, scientist, artist, inventor, workaholic, psyche, psychology, psychologist, judgment, attitude, engineer, quotation, saying, truism, advice, work and play, genius

If you work, then you should understand the meaning of rest and relaxation. Celebrate life with any of these inspirational and motivational Leonardo da Vinci quotation gifts, featuring da Vinci's timeless words of wisdom on the relationship between relaxation, work, and judgment. Quotation says: "Every now and then go away, even briefly, have a little relaxation, for when you come back to work your judgment will be surer; since to remain constantly at work will cause you to lose power." Memorable da Vinci quote gifts for all who work and take time away from work to rejuvenate!

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Economics Not Matter Of Life Or Death Equilibrium 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: economics, just a matter of equilibrium, econ teacher, geek, humor, supply and demand curve, economist, life or death, supply-and-demand, words and unwords, money, finance, wealth, education, educational, social science teacher, funny, social scientist, saying, truism, definition, political economy, economy, government, lifestyle, advice

No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy any of these wry econ humor featuring the supply-and-demand curve, along with the economics truism: "Economics: Not A Matter Of Life Or Death Just A Matter Of Equilibrium". Make others do a double-take with any of these tongue-in-cheek, yet deadly serious educational economics today!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Vase Or Faces? (Optical Illusion) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: gestalt, gestalt phenomenon, vase or faces, optical illusion, illusion, psychology, vase, faces, geek, words and unwords, question, query, attitude, psychologist, illusory, psyche, optics, riddle, brain teaser, humor, riddles, perception

Do you see a vase or faces? Showcase your optical illusion sense of style with any of these that asks the key question: "Vase Or Faces?" Make others do a double-take with illusory visual fun. Psychological attitude illusion for those who know about the gestalt phenomenon!

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E=mc^2 Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass Wrist Watch

tagged with: energy always exhibits relativistic mass, energy, mass, speed of light squared, geek, attitude, physics, modern physics, words and unwords, physicist, scientist, equation

Tell time with a dose of physics attitude with this watch featuring the infamous equation of E=mc^2 along with the following scientific truism saying: "Energy Always Exhibits Relativistic Mass". Great gift for any physicist!

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Sulfur Dioxide Plume Eruption Mt. Etna Italy iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: satellite imagery, picture earth, sulfur dioxide plume, eruption, volcanic eruption, mt. etna, italy, satellite picture, earth science, words and unwords, nature, science, attitude, geographer, scientist, geography, earth scientist, volcano, earth imagery

No need to be an earth scientist or fan of volcanoes to enjoy any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts featuring the "Sulfur Dioxide Plume From Continuing Eruption of Mt. Etna, Italy". Make others do a double-take of sulfur dioxide plumes from outer space with any of these Picture Earth gifts! No need to have visited Mt. Etna Italy to enjoy!

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My Life Operates In A Predictable Cycle (Krebs) Galaxy SII Cases

tagged with: krebs cycle, operates in a predictable cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, geek humor, atp, energy, humor, geek, my life, tcac, saying, psyche, biology, biologist, chemistry, chemist, attitude

Showcase your predictable side with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle). Design includes the following quirky attitude saying: "My Life Operates In A Predictable Cycle". Educational scientific humor gifts for all who understand the predictable nature of the Krebs cycle to life's existence!

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Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: life is not anal, medical, geek, words and unwords, renal, nephron, nephrologist, it is renal, kidney, nephrology, medicine, saying, truism, humor, life saying, attitude

Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal". Great anatomical geek humor saying for any nephrologist!

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Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole (Duke) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: time travel, wormhole, computer scientist, software developer, software engineer, science fiction, geek, time gate, open source, words and unwords, duke, physics, physicist, engineer, funny, software development, spacetime, time, space, humor, attitude, programmer, devices

Open source programmers, computer scientists, physicists, and science fiction fans will enjoy any of these featuring time travel. Featuring open source mascot Duke going through a time gate, along with the wry truism saying "Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole". In physics and fiction, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of space-time that would be, fundamentally, a "shortcut" through space-time. Make others do a double-take on time travel with any of these colorful open source geek for anyone who loves the future!

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Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore (Brain Anatomy) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: brain is full, can't think anymore, brain anatomy, humor, geek, anatomy, anatomical, brainy, medical, words and unwords, medicine, brain, saying, truism, funny, different parts of the brain, human brain, educational, scientific, psyche, thinker, mental

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with any of these anatomical, psychologists featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying -- especially apropos for anyone who lives an exceedingly busy life and can't think at times: "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific, anatomical gag today! No need to be a neurosurgeon or psychologist to enjoy!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Vinyl Binder

tagged with: stats, humor, geek, statistics, statistician, bell curve, just a normally distributed genius, genius, normal distribution curve, words and unwords, statistical, gaussian curve, funny, saying, psyche, psychology, educational, truism, lifestyle

Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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Follow The Periodic Table It's The Law (Chemistry) Disposable Napkins

tagged with: words and unwords, elements, periodic table of elements, chemist, humor, mendeleev, follow the periodic table, chemistry, it's the law, geek, chemistry teacher, periodic table, chemistry major

Are you hosting a scientific party or gathering? Showcase your wry scientific side with these customizable paper napkins featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific saying: "Follow The Periodic Table It's The Law". Make others do a double-take with a dose of science humor with these paper napkins that will surely be a souvenir amongst your guests at your next scientific event!

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Wine Grape Berry (Botanical Anatomy) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: wine grape berry, anatomy, anatomical, grape, berry, diagram, educational, biology, biological, words and unwords, scientific, wine grape, botany, botanical, fruit, attitude, geek, science, scientist, wine maker, educational resources

No need to be a fan of grapes or fine wine to enjoy any of these featuring wine grape berry anatomy. Detailed labels of all key parts of the wine grape berry are included. Make others do a double-take at the different parts of a wine grape berry with any of these scientific, educational botanical gifts!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering, wireless

Fans of wireless and electrical engineering will enjoy any of these featuring Nikola Tesla's infamous AC dynamo patent. Comes with the caption: "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable geek attitude for all!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Tough iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, irrational number, mathematical constant, just like pi, wanted, a constant in my life, geek humor, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, funny pi saying

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie. Make others do a double-take with a dose of irrational number attitude with this saying for all who live harried, ever-changing lives: "Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone Chemistry Throw Blanket

tagged with: cortisone, medical, chemistry, hormone, chemical molecule, words and unwords, powered by, biochemistry, molecular structure, geek humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry biochemical attitude with this throw blanket featuring the chemical structure of the steroid hormone cortisone along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone".

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Circle Of Life (Circular Phylogenetic Tree) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: circle of life, biology, taxonomy, phylogenetic tree of life, saying, geek, humor, comparative phylogenetics, tree of life, words and unwords, truism, science, educational, scientist, scientific, descendants, systematics, biologist, paleontology, paleontologist, biological domains, evolution, truisms

No need to be an evolutionary biologist to enjoy any of these featuring an interpretation of the "Circle Of Life", a phylogenetic tree of life in a circle. Featuring three main domains according to rRNA genes. Educational, scientific biological featuring a real circle of life for all to view! Tongue-in-cheek biological humor for all who know about the "circle of life" in real life!

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Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi (Electrocardiogram) Vibe iPhone 4 Cover

tagged with: heartbeat is my modus operandi, modus operandi, heartbeat, electrocardiogram, ecg, ekg, medical, geek, words and unwords, emt, sinus rhythm, medicine, humor, saying, doctor, medical technician

Showcase your wry medical side with any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm (regular heartbeat) on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the truism saying "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". No need to understand how to read an electrocardiogram to enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek educational medicine gifts! Not just for those who work in the medical field!

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Have A Closer Look At My Skin (Dermatology) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: dermatology, dermatologist, humor, geek, skin, skin layers, anatomy, skin anatomy, words and unwords, dermal layers, attitude, medical, biology, saying, doctor, advice

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical attitude with any of these featuring the various layers and parts of the skin along with the saying "Have A Closer Look At My Skin". Make everyone do a double-take with regard to your skin with a dose of tongue-in-cheek humor today!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, doctor of the future, future, medicine, doctor, instruct his patient, patient, quote, words and unwords, futurist, quotation, medical, healthcare, motivational, inspirational, words of wisdom, scientist, idealist, attitude, advice, saying, vision, wisdom

Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Barely There iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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I Love Genetics (DNA Replication) Scarf

tagged with: i love genetics, genetics, geneticist, dna, dna replication, molecular biology, biology, biologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, educational, funny

Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this scarf featuring DNA replication along with the caption "I Love Genetics". Great gift for any geneticist!

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da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: wisdom is the daughter, daughter of experience, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, experience, wisdom, genius, quote, quotation, words and unwords, advice, observation, scientist, artist

Showcase your timeless sense of wisdom with any of these da Vinci quotation featuring self-portrait of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci along with the following observation about the relationship between wisdom and experience: "Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience".

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Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly (Sign Humor) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: value investing, value investors, sign, signage, humor, economics, investing, efficient market hypothesis, words and unwords, do not walk randomly, saying, money, geek

Value investors who understand what they are doing will enjoy any of these signage humor featuring the do not cross sign for pedestrians, along with the wry truism saying "Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly". Make others do a double-take at the efficient market hypothesis with any of these transportation sign attitude today!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: optical illusion, illusion, truism, humor, attitude, shadow, check shadow illusion, visual deception, words and unwords, geek, psyche, psychology, color, saying, checkers, optics, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: rock-paper-scissors game, sign, signage, warning sign, transportation sign, decision-making, rock-paper-scissors, hand game, geek, words and unwords, decision, ahead, warning, alternative decision-making game, psyche, psychology, humor, attitude, rochambeau, satire

Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Friday, May 01, 2015

Embrace The Ecosystem (Android Bug Droid Oak Tree) iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: embrace the ecosystem, bug droid, bugdroid, android, software engineer, software developer, software development, words and unwords, ecosystem, geek, saying, humor, oak tree silhouette

Showcase the growth metaphor in the world of Android development with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bug droid (Bugdroid) along with a silhouette of an oak tree along with the saying "Embrace The Ecosystem". Memorable gifts for any software developer or software engineer working on the Android platform! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, atp, geek, humor, complex cycle, my life just operates, words and unwords, biology, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, science, scientist, attitude, funny, saying, truism, tcac, medical, doctor, nurse, medicine

If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude for all those who operate in a complex cycle!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Candy Dishes

tagged with: psychology, words and unwords, probabilities, advice, think probabilities not possibilities, percentages, do statistics, statistics, geek humor, statistical saying

Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: time machine inside, open source, time machine, inside, computer programmer, software engineer, geek, humor, words and unwords, software development, duke, programmer, engineering, software, funny, attitude, future, computers, time, physics, physicist, computer science, computer scientist, software developer, futurist, programming

No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand any of these featuring Java's Duke going through a time warp, along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with any of these memorable gifts! For all software developer fans of the future!

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: our solar system, in a nutshell, astronomy, galaxy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, educational, ort cloud, geek

No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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Remember: Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status 10 Oz Insulated SIGG Thermos Water Bottle

tagged with: pluto, planet, solar system, knowledge, planetary status, astronomy, astronomer, geek, words and unwords, pluto no longer has planetary, science, remember, dwarf planet, attitude, humor, scientist, astronomical

Astronomers will enjoy any of these wry astronomical humor featuring our solar system, along with the current scientific truism that Pluto is no longer a planet. Whether you are a fan of Pluto or not, showcase your knowledge of our solar system today -- as defined by the officials -- and gently reminder others that "Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status" with any of these scientific attitude gifts!

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I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Candy Jars

tagged with: latitude, time of year, twilight, civil twilight, twilight zone, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, words and unwords, visible, visibility, science, scientist, time of day, attitude, thinker, think, philosopher, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, lifestyle

Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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