Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, April 25, 2015

J Robert Oppenheimer Now I Am Become Death Quote Car Bumper Sticker

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Infamous quote by J. Robert Oppenheimer in reference to the Trinity test in New Mexico, where the first atomic bomb was detonated. Quote comes from the Bhagavad Gita: "If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." No need to be a theoretical physicist to enjoy this historical quote by the scientific director of the Manhattan Project, the World War II project that developed the first nuclear weapons!

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Where Are We Torpedoed By Tornadoes? (Meteorology) Dartboard With Darts

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Showcase your meteorological and historical side with any of these gifts featuring a map of tornado incidences in the United States along with the following caption: "Where Are We Torpedoed By Tornadoes?"

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Tshirt

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Your cells are powered by the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these Krebs cycle attitude gifts featuring the scientific truism "Powered By Organic Chemistry". No need to know about the finer details about the generation of ATP to enjoy educational chemistry attitude today!

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Nephrologist Inside (Renal Kidney Anatomy) Laptop Bag

tagged with: nephrologist inside, renal, attitude, kidney, nephron, anatomy, medical, nephrology, nephrologist, words and unwords, doctor

Showcase your renal side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a nephron in the kidney along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside".

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Warning! On Mental Vacation (Java's Duke) Poker Cards

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Showcase your wry geek / open source software sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot in a coffee cup drinking whatever along with the saying "Warning! On Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take on where you truly are with a dose of software developer attitude today!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Stickers

tagged with: restructure your thoughts,advice,make the connections,build a better brain,geek humor,medical geek,brain,brainy,anatomy,words and unwords,anatomical,saying,medical advice,psyche,psychologist,neurosurgeon,neurologist

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Normality Eludes Me (Bell Curve Humor) Coffee Mug

tagged with: stats, statistics, normality eludes me, bell curve, normal distribution curve, psyche, words and unwords, geek humor, psychology, humor

Showcase the Gaussian distribution (normal distribution curve) with this bell curve attitude design that says "Normality Eludes Me". Makes others do a double-take with any of these stats humor gifts. Includes percentages under the bell curve. No need to be a statistician to enjoy. Gifts for all those who are not normal, but who understand the normal distribution in the world of statistics!

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Mugs

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Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts!

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Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside iPhone 4 Cover

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No need to be an astronomer or solar flare watcher to enjoy tongue-in-cheek Sun humor with any of these gifts featuring a picture of the Sun along with the scientific truism saying "Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside". Make others do a double-take about exactly lies within you with a dose of geek attitude today!

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Elemental Material (Periodic Table Of Elements) Dart Boards

tagged with: elemental material, periodic table of elements, chemistry, periodic table, scientific, geek, humor, saying, elements, words and unwords, attitude

Showcase your wry chemistry side with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific truism caption for die-hard fan of the elements: "Elemental Material". Memorable gifts for any chemist or chemistry major!

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Defining The Origin Of Wine (Wine Grape Berry) Sweatshirt

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No need to be a gardener or wine maker to enjoy any of these anatomical wine grape berry gifts, complete with all key labels of a wine grape berry. Make others do a double-take with a dose of grape attitude with these scientific, educational gifts with the saying "Defining The Origin Of Wine"!

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Love Prokaryotes Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth Tee Shirt

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Showcase wry intelligent microbiology humor with any of these gifts that features a labeled prokaryote, with the saying "Love Prokaryotes The Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth". Bacteria is everywhere!

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Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi (Pi On A Pie) Business Card Templates

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Mathematicians will enjoy showing their wry pi sense of humor with any of these customizable business cards featuring pi on a pie along with the caption that will make others do a double-take: "Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Bicycle Playing Cards

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No need to be a chemist or biochemist to know that you are powered by adenosine triphosphate (ATP). Showcase your wry chemical molecule geek side with any of these gifts featuring the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate".

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Logic Dreams Inside (Logic Matrices) Belt Buckle

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Showcase your logical side with any of these logic attitude gifts featuring logic matrices along with the saying "Logic Dream Inside". Memorable gifts for Boolean thinkers!

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Thankfully Dinosaurs Became Extinct 65 Mil Yrs Ago T-shirt

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Do you miss dinosaurs? Are you glad that they are extinct? Showcase wry paleontology humor with any of these gifts featuring a graph that includes the Tyrannosaurus rex, along with the saying "Thankfully Dinosaurs Became Extinct 65 Million Years Ago Otherwise Congestion Would Be Worse". Make others do a double-take with prehistoric attitude fun! No need to be employed in the transportation industry to enjoy!

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) T-shirt

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Customized Letterhead

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Dry-Erase Boards

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Thomas Edison's adage is alive and well on any of these quotation gifts featuring his inspirational and motivational words: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Quote gifts for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error!

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Ideas Are Like DNA Strands Leading & Lagging Mugs

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Do you have lots of ideas? Showcase wry scientific attitude with any of these DNA replication gifts with the truism saying "Ideas Are Like DNA Strands - Leading & Lagging & Comprising of Sense & Anti-Sense". Featuring leading and lagging DNA strands, complete with labels. Make others do a double-take with a dose of inspirational biological humor! Perfect gifts for all those with sensible and nonsensical ideas!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Long Apron

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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Look Down, Not Up Always Invest Margin Of Safety Greeting Cards

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If you are a value investor and always invest with a margin of safety, you'll enjoy any of these transportation warning sign gifts featuring the wry value investing truism "Look Down, Not Up - Always Invest With A Margin Of Safety". Memorable gifts for all fans of the investment philosophy of Benjamin Graham and all with a wry sense of economics humor!

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J Robert Oppenheimer Now I Am Become Death Quote Tshirt

Will Code For Gear (Bugdroid Software Developer) Computer Bag

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy this Rickshaw messenger bag featuring Bugdroid in a shout-out with each letter that spells the following saying, often heard at hackathons: "Will Code For Gear". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Etosha National Park, Nambia (Picture Earth) T-shirts

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If you enjoy viewing Etosha National Park, you'll enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery view of "Etosha National Park, Nambia". Memorable outer space satellite geography viewpoint gift tee for naturalists, environmentalists, and anyone who understands that saving wildlife means saving an ecosystem!

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Live A Balanced Life Think Renal (Nephron) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Showcase your renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a kidney's nephron along with the following saying: "Live A Balanced Life Think Renal". No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Mugs

Just Chillin' (Java Duke Snorkeling Open Source) Commuter Bag

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Do you like to chill out? Showcase your wry software developer geek attitude toward chillin' out with this laptop bag featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank. Comes with the caption saying that says it all: Just Chillin'.

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Mugs

Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Tees

tagged with: psychology, words and unwords, probabilities, advice, think probabilities not possibilities, percentages, do statistics, statistics, geek humor, statistical saying

Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Gold Nugget Inside Galaxy S4 Covers

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Do you wear a gold crown or lots of gold jewelry? Showcase your wry chemistry side with any of these gifts featuring a gold nugget along with the saying "Gold Nugget Inside" that will make others guess about what you feel inside! Make others do a double-take with any of these Words & Unwords gold nugget gifts!

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Just Go Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry chemical side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Just Go Elemental". Educational, scientific fun for all who think about the elements!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Mugs

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Serbian-American Nikola Tesla was an inventor and scientist and best known for being "Father of Radio" and our modern wireless world. Showcase your forward thinking with any of these Tesla quote gifts that say the following: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Memorable quote gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, futurists and those who believe that the future is theirs for the taking!

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The Multiple Structures Of Protein Coffee Mugs

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You are constantly producing proteins from amino acids, and there are 4 different structures to protein. Educational, scientific gifts to showcase the varying structures of protein. No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy!

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Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi (Pi On A Pie) Card Deck

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following caption: "Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Logic Dreams Inside (Logic Matrices) Dartboard

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Which Hominoid Are You? (Skeletons Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Showcase your wry evolutionary sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring various hominoid skeletons along with the rhetorical question: "Which Hominoid Are You?" Old World anthropoid mammals, more specifically a clade of tailless catarrhine primates, belonging to the biological superfamily Hominoidea, are known as Hominoids.

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) T Shirts

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Dry-Erase Board

Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Clocks

Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Mugs

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Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy any of these chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who understand NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent gift for future grandmasters!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll T-shirts

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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If You Let The Bee Be The Bee Will Let You Be Dartboard With Darts

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Showcase your wry apiarist sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a bee with stinger along with the following truism saying that all beekeepers will agree with: "If You Let The Bee Be The Bee Will Let You Be".

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Coffee Mug

Do you spend lots and lots of time playing bridge / duplicate bridge? Showcase your wry bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge". Memorable gifts for any die-hard bridge player!

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Horse Power Is A Wonderful Thing (da Vinci Horse) Business Card Templates

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If you love horses, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with this business card featuring one of da Vinci's anatomical drawings of a horse along with the saying "Horse Power Is A Wonderful Thing". Memorable business cards for all equestrian fans!

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Look Down, Not Up Always Invest Margin Of Safety Coffee Mugs