Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, April 06, 2015

Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element Wristwatch

tagged with: periodic table of elements, geek, just missing an element, chemistry, elements, humor, the human element, periodic table, words and unwords, chemist joke

Showcase your wry scientific attitude the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following saying: "Just Missing An Element ... The Human Element".

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Lunchboxes

tagged with: geophysics, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, orbital variation, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, educational, earth, tilt, axes, eccentricity, orbit

Have lunch with a dose of scientific attitude with this lunchbox featuring an illustration of "Orbital Variation". Great lunchbox gift for astronomers, geophysicsts, earth scientists, and anyone who knows about the tilt of the Earth as it travels through its orbit!

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Geologists Cannot Stress Enough Our Lives Faults Coffee Mugs

tagged with: geologists cannot stress enough,our lives are affected by,faults,plate tectonics,map of the world,plate tectonics map,words and unwords,geologists,earth science,earthquakes,a number of faults,geology,earth scientists,geek,attitude,educational,funny,humor,saying,science humor

Showcase your wry geological and earth scientific side with any of these plate tectonics attitude gifts featuring a map of the world's tectonic plates along with the following scientific truism saying: "Geologists Cannot Stress Enough That Our Lives Are Affected By A Number Of Faults".

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Yubo Lunchbox

tagged with: facilitator inside, mediator, facilitator, facilitated diffusion, cell membrane, protein, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, molecules, chemistry, biochemistry, cell biologist, biologist, biochemist, scientist, attitude, saying, lifestyle

Make others do a double-take the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring wry cell biology humor. Comes with an illustration of facilitated diffusion along with the following scientific truism saying: "Facilitator Inside". Great geek humor lunchbox gift for anyone with a cell membrane!

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Warning! Losing Brain Cells At An Alarming Rate Case For iPhone 5C

tagged with: neuron, axon, alzheimer disease, synapse, biologist, geek, attention span, words and unwords, warning, losing brain cells

Are you losing your memory? Are you forgetful at times? No need to be in the early stages of Alzheimer's disease to enjoy wry anatomical neuron / synapse humor with any of these gifts featuring the tongue-in-cheek (but all too true!) saying "Warning! Losing Brain Cells At An Alarming Rate". Make others do a double-take about the act of thinking with their brain with any of these scientific educational attitude gifts today!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Pendant

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Custom Letterhead

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, geek, truism, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy

Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these gifts that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) Stamps

tagged with: ricci flow, geometry, math, mathematician, geometric flows, poincaré conjecture, topology, physics, geek, words and unwords, geometric, heat, physicist, solution, flow, nonlinear, diffusion equation, topologist, humor, attitude, educational, gregorio ricci-curbastro, richard hamilton, educational resources, a part of the solution

No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy this stamp featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric stamp for any fan of geometric flows!

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Morse Matters In The Modern Age (Morse Code) Fabric

tagged with: morse code, international morse code, morse matters, in the modern age, communication, words and unwords, geek, telegraph, 19th century technology, 19th century communication

Morse code fans will enjoy creating things with this fabric featuring International Morse Code and the truism saying "Morse Matters In The Modern Age". Educational modern communication fabric featuring classic 19th century code used for communication over long distances.

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin Letterhead Template

tagged with: dermal layers, skin layers, words and unwords, dermatology, epidermis, love the subject of skin, dermatologists, skin, skin humor saying, geek humor

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the different layers of the skin along with the following truism saying in Love Letters font: "Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin".

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Magnetic Quadrupole Moment Round Wallclock

tagged with: magnetism, physics, physicist, magnetic quadrupole moment, geek, humor, science teacher, words and unwords, north-south poles, magnets, magnetic, educational, attitude, repel, repulsion, educational resources

No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Showcase how similar poles repel each other with any of these memorable, educational magnetism gifts! Scientific fun for all those who know that like poles repel each other!

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I Can Last For Hours (Chess Set Chess itude) iPad Mini Case

tagged with: i can last for hours, chess humor, chess player, chess teacher, chess, words and unwords, chess saying, chess geek, chess attitude saying

If you play chess and see chess as an endurance game, you'll enjoy this gift featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "I Can Last For Hours". Make others do a double-take about your ability to think about chess for quite some time the next time you surf the web with this i!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Premium Gift Box

tagged with: inspirational, never once made a discovery, thomas alva edison, all my work was deductive, quote, words and unwords, pure and simple, engineer, genius, thomas edison, research, scientist, experimentation, invent, invention

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Coded For Success (DNA Replication) Keepsake Boxes

tagged with: genes, genetics, dna replication, dna, humor, biologist, molecular biology, coded for success, success, words and unwords, entrepreneurs, attitude, scientist, geek, deoxyribonucleic acid, educational, diagram, molecular biologists, saying, motivational, inspirational

Gifts for all those who are simply coded for success! Educational, scientific genetics humor gifts for all successful or who desire to be!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Table Lamp

tagged with: wall street, sign, humor, value investor, economics, stock market, money, words and unwords, paved with too much beta, too little alpha, financier, stockbroker, truism, signage, attitude, funny, sarcasm, investing, investor, value investing, economy, economist, political economy, investment

Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this Wall Street signage lamp with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street the next time you turn on the light!

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Wrist Watch

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

Tell time with a dose of optical illusion / gestalt phenomenon attitude with this watch featuring "My Wife and My Mother-In-Law". View both images at the same time the next time you tell time!

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Pitcher

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Pitcher

tagged with: obey refraction it's the law, physics, physicist, optics, angle of incidence, snell's law, index, velocity, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, attitude, scientist, light, refraction

Optical physics humor featuring Snell's law -- also know as the law of refraction. No matter where you are or what you do, you'll enjoy the geek physics saying "Obey Refraction It's The Law" on any of these educational, scientific gifts!

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Deepest Canyons Of The Andes (Picture Earth) Shirts

tagged with: picture earth, visible earth, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, satellite imagery, landscape, geographer, geography, words and unwords, earth science, earth scientist, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, andes, south america, canyons, mountains, deepest canyons of the andes, science in society

No need to have traveled to South America to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite photo gifts of the "Deepest Canyons Of The Andes". Beautiful landscape geography of the Andes, as seen from outer space. Memorable existential geography gifts for any Earth's imagery fan or Andes Mountains fan!

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Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life (Nephron) Wrist Watch

tagged with: love your kidneys, kidney, nephron, they are vital to life, biology, nephrology, nephrologist, words and unwords, geek, dialysis patient, anatomy, excretory organ, love letter font, humor, attitude, dialysis

Nephrologists will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life" in Love Letters font. No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry educational, scientific fun!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Belt Buckle

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside (Brain Humor) Sleeve For iPads

tagged with: brain, humor, words and unwords, warning, anatomy, anatomical, medical, discombobulated mind inside, geek, brainy, discombobulated

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this soft-sided case featuring all parts of the human brain along with the saying "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". Memorable geek humor gift for anyone with a discombobulated brain from time to time!

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3 Types Of Plate Boundaries Which One Standing On? Clock

tagged with: 3 types of plate boundaries, tranform, divergent, convergent, which one are you, standing on, earth science, geology, plate tectonics, words and unwords, query, inquiry, attitude, question, earth scientist

Showcase your wry earth scientific / geological side with any of these gifts featuring "3 Types Of Plate Boundaries: Transform, Divergent, Convergent Which One Are You Standing On?" Educational, scientific inquiry for all who know about plate tectonics!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Brownie

Showcase your wry and diffuse scientific sense of humor with these brownies featuring an illustration of facilitated diffusion along with the saying "Facilitator Inside". Classic biology geek humor sweet treat for anyone who facilitates or mediates!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Wrist Watch

tagged with: words and unwords, wine enthusiast, biologist, grape, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, anatomy, wine connoisseurs know their grapes, wine connoisseurs, wine geek, wine, scientist, scientific, diagram, botanist, saying, attitude

Wine connoisseurs will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring all key parts of a wine grape berry along with the following truism saying: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Perfect anatomical and botanical humor for all wine connoisseurs and botanists on this watch gift!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Throw Pillows

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering, wireless

Showcase your wry wireless and electrical engineer side with this pillow gift featuring Nikola Tesla's patent illustration for "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable gift for all AC dynamo fans!

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Be True To Your Cell (Self) Eukaryote Watches

tagged with: be true to your cell, be true to your self, eukaryote, eukaryotic, cell, diagram, animal cell, biology, words and unwords, biologist, geek, advice, attitude, humor

Biology humor is alive and well for the next time you tell time with this watch featuring all key parts of a eukaryote cell along with the saying "Be True To Your Cell" -- i.e., wordplay on the word "self" and eukaryote, which means "true cell".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Is Pullover Sweatshirts

tagged with: 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, satellite geography, geography, miquelon, saint pierre islands, nasa, satellite photo, picture earth, imagery, satellite, landscape, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, miscellaneous

Showcase your 3-D side with any of these gifts featuring the following: Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Islands, a small group of French islands in the North Atlantic Ocean south of Newfoundland and Labrador. Comes with instructions on how to view the satellite imagery in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these 3-D visual fun gifts today!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Stamps

Showcase your wry biological / biochemical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the electron transport chain along with the following scientific truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation".

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Fibonacci, Anyone? (Fibonacci Lattice) Stamps

tagged with: fibonacci, anyone, lattice, fibonacci lattice, math, mathematics, geek, words and unwords, fibonacci numbers, combinatorial arguments, mathematician, combinations, tree graph, humor, attitude, query, saying, numbers, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your wry mathematical side the next time you send correspondence with this Fibonacci lattice stamp with the caption "Fibonacci, Anyone?". Fibonacci sequences appear in biological settings, in two consecutive Fibonacci numbers, such as branching in trees or the arrangement of leaves on a stem. Make others do a double-take on the combinatorial interpretation of Fibonacci numbers with any of this tree graph postage!

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How I Am Related To You (Cousin Tree Genetic Kin) Laptop Skins

tagged with: family reunion, cousin tree, genetic kinship, genetics, relationships, genealogy, genealogist, family relationships, words and unwords, kinship, family history, chart, educational, scientific, evolution, anthropology, scientist, generations, biology, family ties, educational resources

No need to be a genealogist to understand the cousin tree with genetic kinship. At your next family reunion showcase your educational, family history style with any of these cousin tree gifts featuring the caption "How I Am Related To You". Make others do a double-take on family relationships today!

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin Wallclock

tagged with: dermal layers, skin layers, words and unwords, dermatology, epidermis, love the subject of skin, dermatologists, skin, skin humor saying, geek humor

Magnetic Quadrupole Moment Letterhead Design

I Can Last For Hours (Reflective Chess Set Saying) iPod Touch (5th Generation) Cases

tagged with: i can last for hours, chess humor, chess player, chess teacher, chess, words and unwords, chess saying, chess geek, chess attitude saying

Chess players who play chess for hours will enjoy surfing the web with this iPod Touch case featuring a reflective chess set along with the wry chess saying "I Can Last For Hours". Make others do a double-take when they think of playing chess with you!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Round Wallclock

Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side the next time you send correspondence with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge".

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The Traffic Signals Of Life Are Hard To Interpret Stamp

tagged with: traffic signals of life, hard to interpret, traffic sign, geek, humor, transportation, sign, signage, life advice, words and unwords, advice, saying

Showcase your wry signage sense of humor with these stamps featuring a traffic signal sign along with the saying "The Traffic Signals Of Life Are Hard To Interpret".

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Decals For The NOOK

No need to be a psychologist to enjoy this classic optical illusion of both a young woman and a old lady. Caption says it all: "My Wife And My Mother-In-Law." Classic portrait makes you think twice about what the artist is trying to say. Make others do a double-take with any of these illusory illusion gestalt phenomenon gifts! Brain teaser visual sense of fun for all!

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Sunday, April 05, 2015

Android Software Developer Saying (Upper ) Galaxy S4 Cases

tagged with: android, robot, bug droid, bugdroid, quixotic, software engineer, software developer, software development, geek, humor, itude, celebrate, celebration, saying, upperletters, android robot, words and unwords, open source, application developer, software engineering

Show your wry Android software developer side with any of these gifts featuring the following saying -- all in upper case letters: "Just Celebrate The Zany Quixotic Software Developer Geek Embedded Within". Each letter features a different position of the bugdroid (Android robot). Saying includes all letters of the alphabet. Embrace your geek sense of humor today with a dose of Android lettering style! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Candy Dishes

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Candy Dishes

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Dust Storm In The Taklimakan Desert Picture Earth Tshirts

tagged with: picture earth, visible earth, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, satellite imagery, landscape, geographer, geography, words and unwords, earth science, earth scientist, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, china, central asia, taklimakan desert, taklamakan desert, desert, taklimakan, taklamakan

No need to have been to Central Asia (China) to enjoy any of these Picture Earth geography gifts featuring a "Dust Storm In The Taklimakan Desert" as seen via satellite imagery. The Taklimakan Desert (also known as the Taklamakan Desert) is the one of the largest sandy deserts in the world and bounded by the Kunlun Mountains to the south, and the desert Pamir Mountains and Tian Shan (ancient Mount Imeon) to the west and north. Popular accounts wrongly claim that Takla Makan means "go in and you will never come out". Make others do a double-take with existential geographical attitude with any of these satellite photo gifts!

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Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life (Nephron) Letterhead Design

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life" in Love Letters font. No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry educational, scientific fun!

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From Light To Chemical Energy (Photosynthesis) Laptop Decal

tagged with: from light to chemical energy, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, energy, atp, autotroph, chloroplast, words and unwords, educational, scientific, biology, chemistry, thylakoid

No need to be a biochemist or biologist to appreciate the light-depend reactions of photosynthesis on any of these gifts featuring the scientific truism saying "From Light To Chemical Energy". Colorful, educational geek attitude gifts for all who know about how energy (ATP - adenosine triphosphate) gets produced in photosynthesis!

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Reenergize Yourself Take A Mental Vacation Geek Wristwatch

tagged with: reenergize yourself, take a mental vacation, mental vacation, open source, java's duke, coffee cup, duke in coffee cup, words and unwords, software engineer, geek, programmer, software developer, humor, saying, software development advice, advice

Showcase your wry open source software side with a dose of geek humor with this watch featuring Java's unofficial mascot along with the saying "Reenergize Yourself Take A Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take with a dose of software engineer / software developer humor the next time you tell time! For all who need a gentle reminder to take a mental vacation in order to get reenergized!

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Creative Interconnectedness Inside (Brain) Postage Stamp

tagged with: creative interconnectedness inside, brain, anatomy, inside, creative, creativity, psyche, neurology, thinker, words and unwords, philosopher, brainy, anatomical, interconnected, interconnectedness, saying, attitude

Showcase your creative and interconnected side with a dose of anatomical humor with this stamp featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Creative Interconnectedness Inside". No need to be an artist or neurologist to enjoy!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Decals For Laptops

If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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The World Contains Many Faults (Plate Tectonics) Notebook

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Showcase your wry plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying "The World Contains Many Faults". Memorable gifts for geologists, seismologists, and earth scientists!

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