Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Think Renal (Nephron Anatomy Illustration) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy wry anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy medical textbook illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you mean: "Think Renal". Educational, scientific fun for all!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Motorola Droid RAZR Covers

tagged with: make everyday, an open source day, open source, java, java's unofficial mascot duke, software engineer, software developer, programmer, environmental, words and unwords, code, coder, hugging a tree, duke outdoor scene, earth day geek

No need to wait until Earth Day to celebrate the Open Source movement with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot, Duke, hugging a tree along with the saying that is open source advocates will love: "Make Everyday An Open Source Day".

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Mugs

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Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Summarizing Statistics T Shirt

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Towel

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Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) T-shirt

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Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts!

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Warning! Biofilm Inside (Microorganisms) Galaxy S4 Cases

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Showcase your wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring an electron micrograph of Staphylococcus aureus along with the truism saying: "Warning! Biofilm Inside". Make others do a double-take regarding the microorganisms inside of you with a dose of biological humor today!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Shirt

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Serbian-American Nikola Tesla was an inventor and scientist and best known for being "Father of Radio" and our modern wireless world. Showcase your forward thinking with any of these Tesla quote gifts that say the following: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Memorable quote gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, futurists and those who believe that the future is theirs for the taking!

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From Code To Protein (Protein Synthesis) T Shirts

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You produce proteins every day in your cells. Showcase protein synthesis with biological flair with this protein synthesis gift that says "From Code To Protein". Complete with ribosome and labels. No need to be a biologist to enjoy or understand how proteins gets formed!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Apron

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy of these wry math humor gifts featuring pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". No need to wait until March 14th to celebrate "Pi Day" with any of these educational, math attitude pi gifts! Make others wonder about the significance of March 14th with any of these pi humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Belt Buckle

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Caffeine addicts will enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the chemical molecule for caffeine along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Just Another Hypercubed Day (4-D Polytope) T-shirt

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Do you think in terms of hypercubes -- i.e., in four dimensional terms? Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric sense humor with any of these gifts with a hypercube, along with the saying "Just Another Hypercubed Day". Memorable math and geometry attitude gifts for all who think in the fourth dimension!

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Wanted: A World Filled With Morse (Morse Code) Postage Stamp

tagged with: wanted, words and unwords, code, morse code, a world filled with morse, geek, humor, samuel morse, international morse code

Showcase your wry International Morse Code attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the saying "Wanted: A World Filled With Morse".

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Anchiceratops (Ceratopsid) Tshirt

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Take yourself back to the Late Cretaceous Period in western North America with any of these herbivorous ceratopsid dinosaurs known as Anchiceratops, meaning "near horned face". Dinosaur fans of all ages will enjoy any of these educational paleontological gifts featuring Anchiceratops, with its three horns on its face, parrot-like beak, and a long frill extending from the back of its head. Dinosaur fun for all!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, words and unwords, physicist, physics, moment, magnets, geek, humor, do you have a moment, moment to spare

No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude gifts today!

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Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Mousepad

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Those who learn to think at the chess table will enjoy any of these chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess saying: Think (Chess) - Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who understand NOT to be a pawn in the game of life! Philosophical thoughtful truism and intelligent gift for future grandmasters!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Premium Trinket Boxes

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Quote gifts for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error with any of these classic inspirational and motivational Edison quote gifts!

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Study Of Brain Physiology (Leonardo da Vinci) Business Card

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No need to be a neurosurgeon or brain surgeon to enjoy any of these scientific Renaissance drawing business cards featuring Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's "Study Of Brain Physiology" in 1508. Showcase your healthcare and artistic side with any of these business cards the next time you introduce yourself!

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No One Is Immune To Inflation Upward March Prices Cards

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Featuring the United States Consumer Price Index over time, these gifts come with the wry economic attitude truism saying: "No One Is Immune To Inflation - The Relentless Upward March Of Prices Over Time". Make others do a double-take in historical perspective on the economics topic of inflation with any of these econ saying definition gifts! No need to be an economic historian or political economist to enjoy!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Coffee Mug

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Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Monday, March 23, 2015

Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Vibe iPhone 4 Case

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Android developers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with palette and artist's brush along with the following saying: "Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor". Make others do a double-take on what the process of software development is all about with a dose of artistic attitude today!

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The Electromagnetic Spectrum (Physics) 5" X 7" Invitation Card

tagged with: the electromagnetic spectrum, wavelengths, electricity, magnetism, physics, physicist, geek, educational, science, words and unwords, scientific, wireless

If you are a hosting a physics party or a geek party, you'll enjoy sending out these invitations featuring "The Electromagnetic Spectrum". Educational, scientific fun for anyone hosting a scientific event or party!

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Dust Storm In The Taklimakan Desert T-shirts

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Fans of Central Asia will enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery of a "Dust Storm In The Taklimakan Desert". The Taklimakan Desert is also the Taklamakan Desert, one of the largest sandy deserts in the world. No need to be a geographer, meteorologist, or fan of China to enjoy this vivid dust storm photo from outer space on this gift tee. Perfect gift for those who admire viewing sandy deserts from a distance!

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Think Renal (Nephron Anatomy Illustration) Dartboard With Darts

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Tags For Luggage

Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain) Business Cards

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Showcase your wry brainy side at your next introduction with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Educational, anatomical fun for anyone with a brain!

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Summarizing Statistics Mug

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Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Tshirts

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Letterhead Template

Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Mugs

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Do you love cooking? Combine your love of cooking with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements with the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational geek humor today! Memorable gifts for lovers of cooking and chemistry!

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Warning! Biofilm Inside (Microorganisms) iPad Mini Cases

To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Business Card Templates

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Showcase your wry wine grape berry attitude the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries".

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Just Pay Attention (Neuron / Synapse) Business Cards

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Showcase wry neurobiological humor with any of these business cards that feature a neuron / synapse and comes with the saying "Just Pay Attention". Make others do a double-take and really pay attention the next time you hand out your business card! No need to work in the medical field to enjoy tongue-in-cheek educational, scientific attitude today!

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In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Shirt

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Ask yourself and others this key biological question: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate?" Make others do a double-take with any of these enzyme-substrate gifts featuring the induced fit model. Scientific and inspirational fun for all with catalytic properties!

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Pi (Math) Probably Irrational Definitely Not 22/7 Business Card

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π (sometimes written pi) is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius. π is approximately equal to 3.14159 in the usual decimal positional notation. It is most probably an irrational number, which means that its value cannot be expressed exactly as a fraction. Make other do a double-take the next time you introduce yourself with these π business cards!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Dartboard

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Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line? (Geometry) Shirt

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No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to know about Euler's line. In geometry, the Euler line, pronounced "oiler", is a line determined from any triangle that is not equilateral. This line passes through several important points determined from the triangle, including the orthocenter, the circumcenter, the centroid, and the center of the nine-point circle of the triangle. Make others do a double-take with this following geometric query: "Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line?"

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Ceramic Tiles

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Business Cards

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Dermatologists will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of wry medical geek humor with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Dermatologists Know Their Skin".

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Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life Shirt

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It is the case that heartbeat is a leading indicator of life. Regardless of what you do for a living, if you have a heartbeat you'll enjoy this wry medical truism saying that says "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life", complete with ECG / EKG electrocardiogram of a normal heartbeat. Make others do a double-take at the leading indicator of life inside of you today with any of these gifts!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Round Wall Clock

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Plaque

Think (Chess) Do Not Be A Pawn In The Game Of Life Mugs

Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) 5" X 7" Invitation Card

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Reminder others with any of these timely invitations not to be late! Featuring Mad Hatter running, along with the timely truism saying "Don't Be Late". Classic illustration by John Tenniel as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Wonderland adventure reminder to all guests for all who invite!

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Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages Commuter Bags

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Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy this laptop bag gift featuring three different stages of the honey bee along with the saying "Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages".

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Power Corrupts But We All Need Electricity T-shirts

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Physics humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring power as a function of time along with the truism saying for our modern times: "Power Corrupts But We All Need Electricity". Memorable geek humor gifts for all who know about the definition of power from political and physics perspectives!

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