Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, March 21, 2015

Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Puzzle

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Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Drink Coasters

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Thomas Edison's adage is alive and well on any of these quotation gifts featuring his inspirational and motivational words: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Quote gifts for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error!

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Love Chess Key Chains

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No need to be an avid chess player to love chess -- although it helps. Chess players of all ages will enjoy this reflective chess set design, complete with the inspirational saying in Love Letters font "Love Chess". Showcase your fervor for this maddening analytical game with any of these chess attitude gifts!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Canvas Bag

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Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Apron

If you desire to live longer and be happy and are a bridge player, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice for any avid bridge / duplicate bridge player - no matter what age!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Dart Boards

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Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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Photosynthesis Necessary For Life Light-Dependent Memo Note Pad

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Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biology with a dose of photosynthetic style with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the scientific truism saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life". No need to be a biologist, chemist, or gardener to enjoy!

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains

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Tongue-in-cheek software development fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring unofficial Java mascot Duke pulling a lever and consequently, moving a virtual mountain! Comes with the memorable saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Software developers and programmers will enjoy these geek humor gifts!

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My Life Gotten To Point Consider Brain Transplant iPhone 5 Covers

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Brainy geek humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "My Life Has Gotten To The Point Where I Would Seriously Consider A Brain Transplant". Memorable quirky brain attitude gifts for all who desire to be someone else!

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Tee Shirts

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Customized Letterhead

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Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek saying: "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Baby Pacifiers

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No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a biologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring signal transduction from a G-protein-linked receptor following interaction with its hormone ligand. In biology, signal transduction is a mechanism that converts a mechanical or chemical stimulus to a cell into a specific cellular response. Signal transduction starts with a signal to a receptor, and ends with a change in cell behavior. Showcase your wry scientific attitude with any of these memorable cell biology gifts with the saying "G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside"!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California Tshirts

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Enjoy seeing California in 3-D via a stereoscopic image pair? You'll enjoy these 3-D gifts featuring a satellite photo of California from Los Angeles to San Joaquin Valley. Complete with instructions on how to view 3-D. No need to be a geographer or earth scientist to enjoy this visual display from Picture Earth!

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Just A Notion Of Pi (Pi On A Pie) Mug

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Pi fans who love to eat will enjoy wry mathematical constant humor on any of these gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism saying "Just A Notion Of Pi". Make others do a double-take the next time they eat pie with any of these pi saying gifts! Memorable gifts for any hungry pi lover!

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This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin (Chemistry) Letterhead Template

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Showcase your wry biochemical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of the molecule that is largely responsible for mood and appetite in all of us, serotonin. Includes the following scientific truism that will make others do a double-take: "This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Round Wallclocks

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Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Intl Morse Code) Galaxy S5 Cover

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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Evolution Phyletic Gradualism Punctuated Equilibrm Decal For iPhone 4

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Gifts for all those who understand that their own lives can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives! Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives." Memorable evolutionary psychology humor for all those who know about how one's life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives. No need to be a biologist or geologist or paleontologist to enjoy!

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Tshirts

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Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Make others wonder exactly what you are talking about with these tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor gifts today!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Round Clocks

Life Is Like A Game Of Chess (Chess Attitude) T Shirts

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Does life resemble the game of chess for you? You'll enjoy any of these wry chess humor gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the truism saying "Life is like a game of chess - changing with each move." Make others do a double-take on life and how it resembles chess the next time you play to win!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Dart Board

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If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation gifts featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote gifts for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Bags

If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today!

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Do You Know About Circulation In Macroeconomics? Neckwear

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No matter which country you live in, you are affected by macroeconomics, a branch of economics that deals with the performance, structure, and behavior of the economy of the entire community, either a nation, a region, or the entire world. Make others do a double-take with intelligent thought with any of these thought-provoking economics cheat sheet gifts featuring the circulation in macroeconomics. Ask yourself and others the key question: "Do You Know About The Circulation In Macroeconomics" No need to be an economist or economics major to enjoy!

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Welcome To Night Owl County (Signs) T-shirt

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Are you a night owl? Do you stay up into the wee hours of the morning? Showcase your wry night owl side with a dose of transportation signage humor fun with any of these gifts featuring the county sign that says "Welcome To Night Owl County". No need to be working the graveyard shift or studying until 3AM in the morning to enjoy!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Hats

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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Friday, March 20, 2015

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Galaxy S5 Covers

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Are you a software engineer or software developer working on the Android platform? If you code for a living and think about foods such as cupcake, doughnut, and eclair, you'll enjoy any of these Android robot (Bug droid / bugdroid) gifts featuring the ubiquitous saying amongst software developers just starting out: "Will Code For Food" and who know about Android's past SDKs. Make others do a double-take on your ability to code and to exchange that ability for some sweets with a dose of wry software engineer humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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What Is The Matter With My View Of The World? Mugs

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Showcase your knowledge of the Standard Model of the Higgs field in particle physics with a dose of wry geek humor with any of these gifts featuring particles such as quarks and leptons, along with the infamous Higgs Boson, and the scientific rhetorical question to anyone outside of the world of quantum physics: "What Is The Matter With My View Of The World?" Make others do a double-take on matter at the sub-atomic level with any of these gifts!

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Burn Scars In Central Africa (Picture Earth) T Shirt

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No need to have been to Africa or Central Africa to know that human beings create their own natural disasters through deforestation. Showcase the "Burn Scars In Central Africa" with this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee. No need to light a fire to make an environmental statement today!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Spiral Notebooks

Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Ceramic Tile

Open Mindset Inside (Anatomical Brain) Round Wallclocks

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Make others do a double-take the next time they tell time with this clock gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Open Mindset Inside".

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Coffee Mugs

Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) Galaxy S5 Cover

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Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

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Soap Making Is Just Chemistry Mug

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Are you a soap maker? Showcase your knowledge of chemistry with a dose of scientific style with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Soap Making Is Just Chemistry". Perfect gift for any avid soap maker who knows how to mix ingredients!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Custom Stationery

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Cellular Nucleus Inside (Eukaryote) iPhone 4 Case

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Showcase your wry biological side the next time you surf the web with any of these cases featuring "Cellular Nucleus Inside". Make others do a double-take at the very definition of a eukaryote with these memorable scientific, educational gifts!

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I'm Just Neurologically Wired For Success Puzzles

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Neuron / synapse anatomical puzzle for all those who are just neurologically wired for success. Memorable puzzle gift for biologists, psychologists, neurologists, and anyone who is neurologically wired for success!

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From Gene To Protein Mug

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No need to be a biology major or biologist to understand how information coded by a genes gets configured into protein. Showcase wry cell biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring "From Gene To Protein". Educational, scientific fun for all who know about cellular processes!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California Apron

Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On A Pie) Stamp

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Mathematical pi fan humor is alive and well on this stamp featuring pi on a pie along with the following rhetorical question "Hungry For Some Pi?"

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose (Molecule) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry chemical attitude with a dose of educational science humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the chemical molecule for glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose". No need to be a scientist or chemist to enjoy!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Coasters

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