Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, March 16, 2015

Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Wrist Watch

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Showcase your renal (real) attitude with a dose of medical geek humor the next time you wear this watch featuring an illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Great watch gift for any nephrologist!

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Powered By Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle / TCAC) Personalized Necklace

tagged with: powered by biochemistry, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, krebs cycle, biochemistry, saying, truism, humor, geek, words and unwords, tcac, attitude, scientist, biologist, chemist, atp, energy cycle, educational, organic chemistry, chemistry, biology, educational resources

Showcase your biochemical side with this necklace gift featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or the tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC) -- along with the scientific truism "Powered By Biochemistry". Memorable gift for all fans of biochemical energy!

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Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain) Computer Bag

tagged with: your mind is like software, program it, software, programmer, brain, anatomy, geek, humor, words and unwords, saying, neurology, neurologist, psyche, psychology

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following reminder: "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Intelligent humor for all who program their brain!

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Tee Shirts

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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Programmers Know How To Hack Code (Java Duke) Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: programmers, software engineer, software developers, know how to hack code, open source, chainsaw, java, duke, geek, words and unwords, humor, saying, open source programmer, java developer, code, coder

Wry open source humor is alive and well the next time you surf the web with any of these cases featuring unofficial mascot of Java, Duke, carrying a chainsaw along with the caption "Programmers Know How To Hack Code". Open source geek humor for all!

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Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirt

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Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science!

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Samsung Galaxy S2 Case

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No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Wristwatches

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Showcase your wry botanical and biological side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring different types of buds along with the saying "Budding Inside".

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Laptop Bags

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Chefs and those who believe in the chemical nuance of cooking will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following cooking truism: "Cooking Is Just Chemistry".

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Premium Jewelry Box

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit, pun

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Team Tesla (Nikola Tesla) T Shirts

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Father of the radio and credited with both conceptualizing and creating today's wireless society, Nikola Tesla was a genius way before his time. Celebrate the Tesla spirit with this "Team Tesla" design on any of these gifts. Memorable attitude gifts for electrical engineers, scientists, inventors, and all budding geniuses!

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Life Is Nothing But A Facilitated & Diffuse Matter T-shirts

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Do you help others or enable others in life? Do you view life as nothing more than a facilitated and diffuse matter? Showcase your wry scientific humor with a dose of educational fun with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion, which involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the cell membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein; in other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Comes with the humorous saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Facilitated & Diffuse Matter". Make others do a double-take at what you mean about life with a dose of biological scientific geek humor today!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Viti Levu, Fiji Islands Customized Stationery

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Showcase your 3-D geography side with any of these gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Viti Levu, Fiji Islands. Satellite photo imagery gifts. No need to have visited Viti Levu to enjoy three dimensional Picture Earth visual fun from an out-of-this-world perspective!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Bag For Laptop

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Travel with a dose of geek humor style with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying that all mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy: "Make Everyday March 14th".

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Cake Pick

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Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose".

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Think Binary Clock (Geek Humor) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: think binary, think binary clock, geek humor, humor, saying, math, mathematician, computer scientist, words and unwords, binary system, geek, attitude

Celebrate your geek side with any of these gifts featuring a clock with all of the hour numbers in binary form along with the following saying in the middle: "Think Binary". Make others do a double-take about the binary world today!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Lamp

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Turn on the light with this lamp featuring International Morse Code along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Comes with instructions on how to read IMC. Great lamp gift for any Morse code fan!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Custom Letterhead

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence Jigsaw Puzzle

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Showcase your wry dermal layers side with any of these anatomical medical attitude gifts featuring a diagram of the human skin. Comes with the saying that will strike a chord with all dermatologists: "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence"! Existential humor for all skin doctors!

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Life's Music Found Inside (Heartbeat ECG/EKG) Laptop Bags

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Showcase your EMT sense of style with this laptop bag gift featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Life's Music Found Inside".

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Belt Buckles

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Painter Strives And Competes With Nature da Vinci Letterhead Template

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Timeless quote by Leonardo da Vinci on any of these gifts featuring a self-portrait of the Renaissance artist and scientific genius along with the following quotation: "The painter strives and competes with nature."

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Signal Ahead (Sign) Invest Both Bull Bear Markets Dartboard

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No need to be an economist or working on Wall Street to enjoy wry investor humor with any of these signage humor gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign which says "Signal Ahead" along with the caption "Invest In Both Bull & Bear Markets".

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Property Of Devil's Highway (Route 666) Tee Shirt

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No need to have traveled on Route 666 (US Route 666) to enjoy any of these wry transportation sign humor gifts featuring the Route 666 sign along with the title "Property Of Devil's Highway". Make others do a double-take on the roads that you have traveled on with any of these gag signage gifts with a dose of superstitious attitude!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Tiles

Real renal attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Make others do a double-take with a dose of medical and anatomical humor today! No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Warning! On Mental Vacation (Duke Java Coffee Cup) Samsung Galaxy S4 Cover

tagged with: warning, on mental vacation, geek, humor, attitude, duke, java, coffee cup, vacation, software developer, software engineer, information technology, programmer, saying, funny, words and unwords, open source, software engineering

Showcase your wry attitude toward vacation with any of these cases featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke in a coffee cup along with the saying "Warning! On Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take the next time you surf the web with a dose of geek humor!

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Live The Examined Life Think & Reflect (Brain) Commuter Bags

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Showcase your wry brainy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Live The Examined Life Think & Reflect".

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Coffee Mugs

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Postage Stamps

No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with this poster for all fans of planet Venus!

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Wanted Periodicity In My Life (Periodic Table) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the following chemistry geek humor saying: "Wanted Periodicity In My Life".

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: labyrinth, labyrinth inside, inside, greek mythology, maze, psyche, puzzle, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, geek

No need to be aware of the labyrinth in Greek mythology, which was an elaborate structure designed and built by the legendary artificer Daedalus for King Minos of Crete at Knossos to hold the Minotaur, a mythical half-bull half-man creature. If you are difficult to figure out, showcase your wry psychological side with any of these gifts featuring a labyrinth (maze) along with the saying "Labyrinth Inside"!

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit

Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent 390721 By Tesla Mugs

tagged with: ac dynamo, alternate current, dynamic electric machine, nikola tesla, tesla, radio, wireless, engineer, electrical engineer, inventor, science, scientist, physicist, physics, current, electricity, patent 390721, history, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, alternating current, words and unwords, machines

Father of the radio and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla was a significant contributor in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Recreated here is Nikola Tesla's patent 390721 of the "dynamic electric machine" -- better known as the AC dynamo on any of these gifts. Nikola Tesla's AC dynamo was used to generate alternate current, which itself was used to transport electricity across great distances. Any of these gifts are perfect for scientists, inventors, electrical engineers, and all who love today's wireless world!

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All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Tshirt

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No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various phases of the cell cycle, along with the truism saying "All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realist scientific humor today!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Case-Mate iPhone 4 Case

No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Notepads

Life Is A Saddle Point Mathematician Humor Personalized Announcements

tagged with: life is a saddle point, math, geometry, humor, geek, mathematics, mathematician, saddle point, words and unwords, funny, attitude, saying

If you are hosting a birthday party for a mathematician, you'll enjoy these customizable birthday invitations featuring the saying "Life Is A Saddle Point" on the front. Make others do a double-take with a dose of math humor for your next party today with these invitations that are customizable to suit your needs!

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Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi (Sinus Rhythm) Laptop Bag

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Showcase your wry heartbeat attitude with this laptop case featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying: "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable geek / EMT humor gift for anyone with a heartbeat!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Anatomy) Commuter Bags

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Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key anatomical parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence". Great gift for any dermatologist or anyone into skin!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Barely There iPhone 6 Plus Case

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy this iPhone6 plus case featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the following scientific saying: "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry magnetic attitude today with this case!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Dartboards

Challenge Yourself Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Business Cards

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If you're an avid chess player, you'll enjoy introducing yourself to others with this business card design featuring a reflective chess set "Challenge Yourself Play Chess". Make others do a double-take about what they can do to get out of their natural comfort zone with a dose of chess attitude today!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the funny bridge saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge".

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Pendants

tagged with: economics, econ, economist, econometrics, mathematician, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, economists do it with models, words and unwords, math, saying, truism, funny, attitude, graph

Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Mugs

tagged with: optical illusion,emergence,psyche,psychology,complex pattern formation,from simpler rules,words and unwords,gestalt phenomenon,psychologist,gestalt

Are you into the gestalt phenomenon in psychology? Showcase your wry optical illusion sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the classic emergence example of a dalmatian arising from various black and white dots. Comes with the following saying: "Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules". No need to be a psychologist or optical illusion fan to enjoy!

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Sunday, March 15, 2015

Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter T Shirts

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Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter".

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Larsen B Ice Shelf Collapse (Picture Earth) T-shirts

tagged with: larsen b ice shelf, collapse, satellite, photo, imagery, picture earth, larsen b ice shelf collapse, antarctica, global warming, environmentalist, climate change, science, scientist, attitude, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, ice shelf, ice continent, geology, geologist, earth science, earth scientist, geography, educational resources

Global warming is and has been happening for quite some time. Showcase your scientific side with any of these gifts featuring a satellite photo of the Larsen B Ice Shelf collapse. Vivid imagery gifts that will surely get others talking about the consequences of global warming. Perfect educational science gift for all fans and advocates of the existence of Antarctica, the ice continent!

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