Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, March 13, 2015

Represent Your Figures Express Purpose In The Mind Letterhead

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Do you paint or draw? If you draw people or other figures, you'll enjoy this timeless Renaissance quote by genius Leonardo da Vinci on any of these quotation gifts. Quote says: "Represent your figures in such action as may be fitted to express what purpose is in the mind of each; otherwise your art will not be admirable." Includes self-portrait drawing by da Vinci. Memorable words of wisdom gifts for all artists!

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) Stamps

tagged with: equilibrium, economics, saying, supply and demand curve, funny, humor, geek, household economics, not in equilibrium, words and unwords, truism, attitude, imbalance, graph, economist, finance, financier, household budget, money matters, money

Showcase your wry supply-and-demand curve econ side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp that will make others do a double-take: "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Econ geek humor postage for all who run households!

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Thursday, March 12, 2015

Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit (Physics Humor) T-shirts

tagged with: jerk circuit, life is nothing but a, jerk, lurch, physics, humor, geek, engineering, words and unwords, physicist, jolt, surge, equation, mechanics, electrical engineer, saying, attitude, life metaphor, educational, funny, mechanical engineer

No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy any of these scientific, informative gifts featuring a jerk circuit, a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is, the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with these gifts featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit".

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Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States T-shirts

tagged with: geography, geographer, science, satellite, photo, satellite photo, mid-atlantic states, snowfall, weather, snowfall across mid-atlantic states, imagery, picture earth, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, meteorology, meteorologist, scientist, earth scientist, science in society

Ever seen snowfall across the Mid-Atlantic states on a weather radar map? Showcase satellite photo geography with any of these Picture Earth gifts that feature "Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States". Vivid satellite imagery gifts -- no need to live on the East Coast to enjoy!

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle Citric Acid Cycle) Wall Clocks

tagged with: it's all organic, tcac, krebs cycle, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, scientist, biologist, biochemist

Showcase your wry scientific attitude the next time you tell time with this clock gift featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "It's All Organic". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of biochemical humor today!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Cover For iPhone 5C

tagged with: anatomy, nephron, kidney, medicine, nephrology, gray's anatomy, just being renal, geek, words and unwords, nephrologist, anatomical, medical, doctor, diagram, funny, humor, attitude, saying, word play, just be real word play

Real renal attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Make others do a double-take with a dose of medical and anatomical humor today! No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Light-Dependent) iPod Touch 5G Covers

tagged with: support photosynthesis exhale, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, support photosynthesis, geek, humor, environmentalist, words and unwords, educational, scientific saying, chloroplast, environmental advice, lifestyle

No need to be a die-hard environmentalist or biologist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this iPod touch case featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take with sound medical and biological advice the next time you surf the web!

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Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Wallclocks

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Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent, reflective fun today!

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Unleash Your Statistical Self Hypothesis Testing Coffee Mug

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Statistician will enjoy any of these stats humor gifts featuring statistical error summarized in a chart, including Type I and Type II errors, along with the geek humor saying: "Unleash Your Statistical Self Do Hypothesis Testing". Memorable stats humor gifts for any statistician or anyone who engages in hypothesis testing!

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Are You Spending Too Much Time Corporate Treadmill Cake Toppers

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Showcase your reflective corporate side with a dose of corporate attitude with any of these gifts featuring a figure running on a treadmill along with the saying that will make others do a double-take about what they are doing with this lives: "Are You Spending Too Much Time On The Corporate Treadmill?"

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell Customized Letterhead

tagged with: our solar system, in a nutshell, astronomy, galaxy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, educational, ort cloud, geek

No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor) Wristwatches

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Are you an abnormal person or a freak? Showcase your wry sense of scientific humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a rogue wave or freak wave. Note: A freak wave is a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record. Comes with the saying "Freak Wave Inside". Freak waves are known to be a natural ocean phenomenon, so let others know that you are an unusual person in a sea of people, so to speak, with this geek humor watch!

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It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now Neuron Wall Sticker

tagged with: it's not worth a synapse, to worry right now, neuron, synapse, humor, geek, psyche, psychology, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, medical, funny, attitude, saying, advice

Showcase your wry neurological side with this wall decal featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now".

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I'm So Catabolic (Proteinogenic Amino Acids) Mugs

tagged with: i'm so catabolic, diagram, proteinogenic, amino acids, catabolism, biology, biochemistry, words and unwords, geek, humor

Showcase your wry catabolic side with any of these biochemistry / biology attitude gifts featuring proteinogenic amino acids along with the saying "I'm So Catabolic".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina Personalized Invitation

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Geographers and those who enjoy an aerial view will enjoy 3-D visual fun. Featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Northern Patagonia, Argentina. No need to have been to Northern Patagonia Argentina to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite photo gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) iPad Covers

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Showcase your wry caffeinated side with this Dodo case gift featuring the caffeine molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine". Great gift for any night owl who imbibes caffeine all the time!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Lunchbox

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Showcase your wry International Morse Code side the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring IMC along with the following saying that pilots and amateur radio operators will agree with: "Code Recognition Is Essential".

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: dermatologists know their skin, dermatology, dermatologists, skin, anatomy, anatomical, layers of skin, words and unwords, geek, humor, educational, saying, funny, truism, illustration, epidermis, dermal layers

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Make others wonder exactly what you are talking about with these tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor gifts today!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets iPhone 4/4S Covers

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Letterhead Design

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The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind T-shirts

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If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Make others do a double-take about what chess does to one's mind with a dose of sound chess advice!

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Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Personalized Letterhead

$1.00

tagged with: do not invest, in a stock, priced for perspection, stock market, stock market graph, sign, signage, economics, investors, words and unwords, value investing, do it yourself investor, geek, humor, advice, econ, stockbroker, financier, investor, invest, investment advice

Showcase your wry econ humor with a dose of sound economic advice with any of these gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Memorable saying gifts for all do-it-yourself investors who need a reminder on what not to do!

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Hungry Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid) Pacifiers

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If you are a hungry software developer in the open source Android world, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android / bug droid robot along with a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair and the saying "Hungry Software Developer Inside". Memorable software engineer humor for all who work with open source code in the Android world! Apropos geek attitude gifts for all software developers just starting out and are hungry for code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Tshirt

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No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy any of these educational, informative gifts featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge!

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Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States Tshirt

Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within Bag For Laptop

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Showcase your wry citric acid / Krebs cycle side with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the scientific truism "Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within".

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron) Napkins

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Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy any of these wry anatomical nephron attitude gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with these gifts featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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Unleash Your Statistical Self Hypothesis Testing T-shirt

Nebulous Explosion Inside (Crab Nebula) Letterhead Design

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No need to be an astronomer familiar with catalogue designations M1, NGC 1952, Taurus A to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the infamous picture of the Crab Nebula along with the saying "Nebulous Explosion Inside". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with supernova galactic attitude!

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Life Is A Matter Of Convection (Earth Science) Shirt

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No need to be an earth scientist to enjoy wry geological humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the proposed convection system under the Earth's crust. Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek science humor with these gifts with the word-play saying "Life Is A Matter Of Convection". Plate tectonics attitude gifts for all with conviction on how the Earth works underneath its surface!

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor) Coasters

Are you an abnormal person or a freak? Showcase your wry sense of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring a rogue wave or freak wave. Note: A freak wave is a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record. Comes with the saying "Freak Wave Inside". Freak waves are known to be a natural ocean phenomenon, so let others know that you are an unusual person in a sea of people, so to speak, with any of these scientific humor gifts today!

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Wanted Periodicity In My Life (Periodic Table) iPhone 5 Covers

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Periodic Table Of Elements humor comes alive with any of these gifts featuring the wry chemistry saying for anyone who leads a frazzled life in our modern world! Saying says it all: "Wanted - Periodicity In My Life". Brain teaser geek humor gifts for scientists, chemists, and anyone into the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Plant Biotechnology In Perspective (Transgenesis) Mug

tagged with: plant biotechnology in perspective, biotechnology, perspective, plant, biology, agriculture, cisgenesis, transgenesis, words and unwords, educational, scientific, biologist, plant molecular biologist, scientist, cultivar, conventional breeding

Agriculturists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Plant Biotechnology In Perspective". Illustrates the creation of a new cultivar via three ways: conventional breeding, transgenesis, and cisgenesis. Mendelian and molecular biology attitude for all who know about plant biotechnology!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina Coffee Mug

Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) T-shirts

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Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) Skin For iPad 3

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If you are powered by Vitamin C, you'll enjoy any of these scientific, educational chemical molecule gifts featuring the ascorbic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid".

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Lunch Boxes

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The next time you have lunch, showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this lunch box featuring a parabola along with the following query: "How Focused Are You?" Classic geometric geek humor gift for all who wonder how focused they are in life!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) 15" Laptop Skins

tagged with: words and unwords, international morse code, code recognition is essential, amateur radio operator, pilot, geek, humor, morse code, code recognition, dots and dashes

Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Ankylosaurus (Fused Lizard Dinosaur) Kindle Fire Decals

tagged with: ankylosaurus, fused lizard, tail club, armor, dinosaur, late cretaceous period, cretaceous, paleotologist, dinosaurs are fun, words and unwords, paleontology, dinosaur fan, scientific

Everyone desires to recapture prehistoric times with imagining how dinosaurs lived. Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring "fused lizard", Ankylosaurus, the archetypal armored dinosaur which lived between 68 to 65.5 million years ago, in the final Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period. Ankylosaurus was very large compared to modern land animals, contained a tail club, and may have weighed upon to 13,000 pounds. No need to be a paleontologist to showcase your dinosaur side with any of these Ankylosaurus gifts!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) Case For iPhone 5C

tagged with: words and unwords, warning, i get under people's skin, skin, dermatology, medicine, medical, dermal layers, dermatologist, advice, psyche, anatomy, anatomical

Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example, dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin!

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Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life (ECG/EKG) Business Card Templates

tagged with: heartbeat leading indicator of life, leading indicator of life, electrocardiogram, heartbeat, ecg, ekg, words and unwords, health, humor, medical, medicine, emergency medical technician, sinus rhythm, emt, doctor

Showcase heartbeat rhythm attitude with these business cards with the truism saying: "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Customizable business cards for your EMT needs!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Wallclock

Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind Mugs

tagged with: play chess, gymnasium of the mind, chess game, reflective chess set, chess advice, chess saying, chess player, chess truism, words and unwords, chess teacher

We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything iPhone 5 Case

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Rhombicuboctahedron (Leonardo da Vinci) iPhone 5 Case

tagged with: rhombicuboctahedron, archimedean solid, eight triangular, eighteen square faces, math, geometry, geometric, mathematician, da vinci, words and unwords, scientist, drawing, dimension, leonardo da vinci, renaissance, educational, math teacher

Gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous drawing of a rhombicuboctahedron, an Archimedean solid with eight triangular and eighteen square faces. Let your geometric side shine through!

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Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Postage Stamp

$22.75

Sound economic advice is alive and well on this postage stamp featuring a yellow diamond sign that says the following: "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Relevant and timely investment advice at a time when the stock market is hitting its all time highs for the next time you send correspondence!

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