Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, February 13, 2015

Mitochondrial Macro-Haplogroups (MRCA Genealogy) Mugs

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Showcase your sense of human evolution from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring "Mitochondrial Macro-Haplogroups". In the field of human genetics, Mitochondrial Eve refers to the most recent common matrilineal ancestor (MRCA) from whom all living humans are descended. Passed down from mother to offspring, all mitochondrial DNA (mtDNA) in every living person is directly descended from hers. Educational, evolutionary attitude gifts for all who know about Mitochondrial Eve and the out-of-Africa origin hypothesis!

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Life's Music Found Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Business Card Template

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If you work in the medical field and enjoy music, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with any of these business cards featuring an ECG/EKG electrocardiogram heartbeat along with the saying "Life's Music Found Inside". Make others do a double-take at what's truly inside of you!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Hats

tagged with: magnets, moment, physics, magnetic quadrupole moment, magnetic, quadrupole moment, funny, geek, humor, attitude, physicist, physics major, science, scientist, magnetism, words and unwords, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, saying, modernity, in a rush, hurry, query, question, rhetorical question, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude gifts today!

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Postcard

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Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists, inventors, engineers, writers, artists, and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many, many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Pitcher

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Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Key Chain

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Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science!

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Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Shirts

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with any of these bridge humor saying gifts!

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Warning! Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than Mug

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Have you ever tried to short a stock? Showcase your wry economics / investing sense of humor with any of these yellow diamond warning signs featuring the following truism saying about why you should not short stock: "Warning! The Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than You Can Remain Solvent". Make others do a double-take with a dose of investing signage humor today!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Postcards

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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Welcome To Mergers & Acquisitions County (Sign) Mugs

tagged with: merger, acquisition, banker, investment banker, lawyer, analyst, entrepreneur, arbitrageur, county sign, transportation sign, sign, signage, humor, attitude, sarcasm, satire, words and unwords, organizational psychology, lawyers

If you work in the field of mergers and acquisitions -- whether as a lawyer, investment banker, analyst, entrepreneur, arbitrageur, etc. -- you'll enjoy wry transportation county sign humor gifts featuring the county sign along with the saying "Welcome To Mergers & Acquisitions County". Make others do a double-take on where exactly they are with any of these organizational psychology signage attitude gifts!

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Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) Mug

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Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug droid lettering for all letters for the saying "Software Developer Inside". Make others do a double-take with open source quixotic attitude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Tshirt

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No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy any of these educational, informative gifts featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge!

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Haze Over Eastern United States (Picture Earth) Trucker Hats

tagged with: picture earth, visible earth, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, satellite imagery, landscape, geographer, geography, words and unwords, earth science, earth scientist, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, haze over eastern united states, eastern united states, haze, weather, smog, summertime, united states

No need to be a geographer or have lived in the Eastern United States to appreciate any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts featuring "Haze Over Eastern United States". Picture Earth satellite photo gifts for all who know about the changing weather patterns during the summertime in Eastern U.S.!

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Energy Production Inside (Krebs Cycle TCAC) Business Cards

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Showcase your wry organic chemistry side with these business cards featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the truism saying "Energy Production Inside". Make others do a double-take at your next introduction with a dose of educational, scientific fun!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Mug

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Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Unleash Your Statistical Self Hypothesis Testing Coffee Mug

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Statistician will enjoy any of these stats humor gifts featuring statistical error summarized in a chart, including Type I and Type II errors, along with the geek humor saying: "Unleash Your Statistical Self Do Hypothesis Testing". Memorable stats humor gifts for any statistician or anyone who engages in hypothesis testing!

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Warning! Barracuda Inside Coffee Mug

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Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Sunspot Patterns (Solar Variations) Coffee Mug

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No need to be an astronomer, earth scientist, or climatologist to understand the importance of sunspot patterns to everyone on Earth. Showcase your scientific attitude with any of these "Sunspot Patterns" gifts featuring "Daily Sunspot Area Averaged Over Individual Solar Rotations". Educational, scientific gifts for all who desire to know more about the changes in the amount of total solar radiation and its spectral distribution over time!

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Elemental Material (Periodic Table Of Elements) Mugs

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific truism caption for die-hard fan of the elements: "Elemental Material". Memorable gifts for any chemist or chemistry major!

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Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans Hat

tagged with: plate tectonics, trench, mariana trench, deepest point in earth's oceans, geography, geographer, earth science, earth scientist, seismologist, oceanographer, educational, scientific, science, words and unwords, geology, geologist, wordsandunwords, educational resources

No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"!

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Vintage Me (Grape Berry) Clocks

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Detailed scientific humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the anatomy of a grape berry, along with the truism saying "Vintage Me". No need to be a grower of grapes or a lover of wine to enjoy wry biological grape anatomy humor! Memorable attitude gift for grape fans and wine lovers!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Tshirt

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Coffee Mug

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No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a codon wheel along with the saying "Coded To Start & Stop". Make others do a double-take about what you are referring to with a dose of wry educational, scientific humor today!

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Mug

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Geometric attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a parabola along with the following ponderous query: "How Focused Are You?" Parabolic curve showing chord (L), focus (F), and vertex (V). L is an arbitrary chord of the parabola perpendicular to its axis of symmetry, which passes through V and F. Showcase your wry mathematical side with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Mugs

Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Ceramic Tile

Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Mug

Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirt

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Thursday, February 12, 2015

Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Keychain

Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Poker Cards

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Team Photosynthesis (Light-Dependent Reactions) Trucker Hats

tagged with: team photosynthesis, photosynthesis, light, chemical energy, atp, light-dependent reactions, energy, educational, geek, words and unwords, attitude, saying, truism, humor, autotroph, biologist, biology

No need to be a biologist or chemist to understand the importance of photosynthesis -- the process of converting light into chemical energy which takes place in the chloroplast. Showcase your educational, scientific side with a dose of environmental attitude with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the caption "Team Photosynthesis". Gardeners and anyone into autotrophs will enjoy these gifts!

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Just Surfin' Through Time (Duke On Surfboard) Mugs

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No need to be a programmer or software developer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke on a surfboard along with the truism saying "Just Surfin' Through Time". Memorable gifts for all who love to surf the web for minutes, hours, days, and on and on through time!

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Unleash Your Statistical Self Hypothesis Testing T-shirt

635,013,559,600 Total No Of Possible Bridge Hands Mug

tagged with: total number of possible hands,bridge hands,bridge game,duplicate bridge,bridge fact,bridge players,bridge attitude,words and unwords,bridge saying,bridge hand combinations,bridge humor,number of bridge hand combinations,four card suits

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "635, 013, 559, 600 Total Number Of Possible Bridge Hands". Make others do a double-take at the number of possible combinations amongst 13 cards there truly are once a hand has been dealt! A bridge player will definitely not live to play them all!

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My Thoughts Exist Within The Milky Way (Astronomy) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: milky way, milky way galaxy, astronomy, geek, humor, astronomer, scientist, thinker, words and unwords, galaxies

No need to be an astronomer to be a thoughtful person. Showcase your wry astronomical side with any of these gifts featuring an artist's depiction of the Milky Way Galaxy along with the scientific truism saying "My Thoughts Exist Within The Milky Way". Ponderous quote for all who think in our galaxy!

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Mendeleev's Madness (Periodic Table Of Elements) Cake Pick

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying that will surely make others do a double-take before getting into a conversation about the elements: "Mendeleev's Madness". Educational, scientific chemistry humor gifts for all who know about the history of the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Tile

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No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Neck Wear

Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life (Mature RNA) Coffee Mug

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Wry molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biotechnology gifts featuring introns, exons, and the making of mature RNA. Comes with the truism saying for all who know about the splicing of life: "Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific biological attitude today!

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Just A Notion Of Pi (Pi On A Pie) Mug

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Pi fans who love to eat will enjoy wry mathematical constant humor on any of these gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism saying "Just A Notion Of Pi". Make others do a double-take the next time they eat pie with any of these pi saying gifts! Memorable gifts for any hungry pi lover!

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Mugs

tagged with: how focused are you, graph, parabola, geometry, math, focus point, geek, humor, scientist, words and unwords, attitude, mathematician, query, focused, question

Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Hats

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Trilobite Anyone? (Fossilized Trilobite) Coffee Mug

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No need to be a paleontologist or archaeologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a fossilized trilobite. Trilobites, meaning "three lobes", are a well-known fossil group of extinct marine arthropods that form the class Trilobita. Because trilobites had wide diversity and an easily fossilized exoskeleton an extensive fossil record was left, with some 17,000 known species spanning Paleozoic time. The study of these fossils has led to important contributions in the fields of biostratigraphy, paleontology, evolutionary biology and plate tectonics. Make others do a double-take on trilobites with these gifts featuring a fossilized trilobite and the saying "Trilobite Anyone?"

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Heartbeat Rhythm Of My Soul (ECG/EKG) Coffee Mug

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Electrocardiogram attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the truism saying "Heartbeat Rhythm Of My Soul". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Mug

Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Shirt

Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Puzzle

Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Tshirt

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Card Suits) Tee Shirt

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice at any partnership desk: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner".

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Warning! Recession Ahead (Yellow Diamond Sign) Trucker Hats

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Did you know that economists have called the 11 of the last 3 recessions? Economics humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign with a graph featuring a downward trend line and the saying "Warning! Recession Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on the direction of the economy with a dose of econ attitude today! No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy!

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