Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) Mugs

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Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal".

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My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going (Krebs Cycle) Tshirt

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun!

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Master At Tracking Caloric Intake (Brain Attitude) Business Card

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Showcase your wry brain attitude with any of these business cards featuring all parts of the human brain along with the following saying, especially apropos for anyone going on a diet: "Master At Tracking Caloric Intake". Make others do a double-take at your next introduction with a brainy sense of humor!

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Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Tshirt

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In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Our New And Improved Solar System (Galactic Humor) Mug

tagged with: planets, pluto, earth, dwarf planets, solar system, astronomy, astronomer, astronomical, geek, humor, funny, words and unwords, saying, educational resources

Pluto was demoted from planetary to dwarf planet status a while back. Showcase your attitude with a dose of educational, astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring "Our New & Improved Solar System"! Includes the dwarf planets.

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Mug

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Scientific geek humor is alive and well on any of the educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Eleven Glaciers On Mount Hood (Geology Map) Post Card

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No need to be a mountaineer to enjoy any of these geology map gifts featuring the "Eleven Glaciers On Mount Hood". Earth scientists and Mount Hood fans will enjoy these educational geography gifts year round!

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Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside Coffee Mugs

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Is there a positive feedback loop inside of you? Showcase your wry earth science sense of humor with any of these atmospheric science gifts featuring cloud formation, along with the saying "Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within you with these science humor gifts today! Meteorological attitude for all!

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Wrist Watches

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No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy this watch featuring the anatomical parts of a wine grape berry -- all key labels included. Comes with the wry scientific truism saying: "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries". Impress the wine lover within you or others the next time you tell time with a dose of fruit-filled fun!

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Wizard Of Wireless Nikola Tesla Coffee Mugs

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of electromagnetic attitude with the original "Wizard Of Wireless" Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Featuring wireless genius Nikola Tesla who was an important contributor to the birth of commercial electricity and is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Memorable gifts for anyone into wireless today!

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I'm So Catabolic (Proteinogenic Amino Acids) Mugs

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Showcase your wry catabolic side with any of these biochemistry / biology attitude gifts featuring proteinogenic amino acids along with the saying "I'm So Catabolic".

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On A Pie) Stamp

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Mathematical pi fan humor is alive and well on this stamp featuring pi on a pie along with the following rhetorical question "Hungry For Some Pi?"

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Mouse Pad

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Are you powered by caffeine? Look no further than any of these gifts featuring wry chemical molecule humor with the caffeine molecule along with the truism saying for everyone who drinks coffee to wake up in the morning! Saying says it all: "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine". Memorable gifts for all caffeine addicts!

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Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Spiral Note Book

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A Fibonacci spiral approximates the golden spiral using quarter-circle arcs inscribed in squares of integer Fibonacci-number sides, shown for square sizes 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, and 34. Showcase your mathematical sense of proportion with any of these gifts featuring a Fibonacci spiral along with the caption "Team Fibonacci".

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Communication In Dits And Dahs (Morse Code) Trucker Hats

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of 19th century communication humor with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication In Dits And Dahs". Educational fun for all Morse code fans!

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Circle Of Life (Circular Phylogenetic Tree) Tshirts

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No need to be an evolutionary biologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an interpretation of the "Circle Of Life", a phylogenetic tree of life in a circle. Featuring three main domains according to rRNA genes. Educational, scientific biological gifts featuring a real circle of life for all to view! Tongue-in-cheek biological humor for all who know about the "circle of life" in real life!

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Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Mugs

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No need to be an emergency medical technician to enjoy wry medical electrocardiogram humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the following saying "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific heartbeat fun today with these memorable saying gifts! Perfect gag gift for anyone alive!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Coffee Mug

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No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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The Skin Doctor Is In (Dermatology Attitude) Mug

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different components of human skin along with the saying "The Skin Doctor Is In". Wry medical, anatomical attitude gifts for anyone who loves to think about skin!

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Magnets

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Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists, inventors, engineers, writers, artists, and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many, many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Tile

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Apron

Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today!

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Mental Toughness Is Part Of My DNA Tee Shirts

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Are you a mentally tough person? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Mental Toughness Is Part Of My DNA". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bio-psychology geek attitude today!

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Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Leonardo da Vinci Genius (Great Works) Collage Business Cards

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Celebrate the great works of Leonardo da Vinci the next time you introduce yourself with any of these timeless business cards featuring Mona Lisa, Rhombicuboctahedron, Studies of Embryos, and Vitruvian Man.

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Okun's Rule Of Thumb (Linear Regression Economics) Pin

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Economists and social scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a linear regression plot of Okun's Rule Of Thumb, which notes that a 1% increase in the unemployment rate is associated with a 2% decrease in GDP. Make others do a double-take with your educational, economic sense of style today!

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Coffee Mugs

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What exactly do you see when you take a look at this twisted cord illusion? Showcase optics fun with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the twisted cord illusion, also known as the false spiral or Fraser spiral illusion. Caption includes the following note for viewers: "Notice the overlapping black arc segments appear to form a spiral. Nevertheless, the black arcs are a series of concentric circles." Make others do a double-take with their eyes today!

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Welcome To Information Overload County (Sign) Coffee Mugs

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Face it - we live in an information society. No matter what you do for a living, you deal with information on a daily basis. Showcase your wry county sign humor side with any of these transportation sign gifts featuring "Welcome To Information Overload County". Memorable signage attitude gag-gifts for all who work with too much information on a daily basis!

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Neckwear

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Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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Burn Scars In Central Africa (Picture Earth) Coffee Mugs

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No need to have traveled to Central Africa and the Congo region to understand that it is being threatened by human activities. Showcase vivid satellite photo imagery with any of these Picture Earth gifts featuring "Burn Scars In Central Africa". The photo shows the harsh environmental consequences due to the slash-and-burn farming -- and the tremendous impact that human activities have on their landscape. Environmental awareness gifts for all!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Tshirts

To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Candy Jars

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the anatomical parts of a wine grape berry -- all key labels included. Comes with the wry scientific truism saying: "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries". Impress the wine lover within you or others with these biological attitude gifts today!

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Wizard Of Wireless Nikola Tesla T Shirt

Plant Biotechnology In Perspective (Transgenesis) Mug

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Agriculturists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Plant Biotechnology In Perspective". Illustrates the creation of a new cultivar via three ways: conventional breeding, transgenesis, and cisgenesis. Mendelian and molecular biology attitude for all who know about plant biotechnology!

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Who Said That You Couldn't Have Your Pi Eat It Too Business Card Templates

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Showcase your wry mathematical constant side the next time you introduce yourself with these customizable business cards featuring pi on a baked pie along with the rhetorical question: "Who Said That You Couldn't Have Your Pi And Eat It Too?" No need to be a mathematician or wait until March 14th (Pi Day) to enjoy!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Trucker Hats

Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Mesh Hat

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Communication In Dits And Dahs (Morse Code) Mugs

EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Mug

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Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Mesh Hats

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If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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The Skin Doctor Is In (Dermatology Attitude) Coffee Mugs

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Mug

Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire

Mommy Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Key Chain

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Do you like mothering and motherhood? Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude toward being a mom with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Mommy Genes Inside".

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Coffee Mugs

Leonardo da Vinci Painter Strives Competes Nature Mugs

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No need to be an artist to enjoy any of these words of wisdom quote gifts featuring a timeless quote by Renaissance artist and genius Leonardo da Vinci. da Vinci once wrote: "The painter strives and competes with nature." Includes self-portrait of da Vinci. Keen observation quote for all artists who understand that they compete with nature.

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Okun's Rule Of Thumb (Linear Regression Economics) Business Card Template

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If you are an economist or economics major, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with any of these gifts featuring these business cards with linear regression and "Okun's Rule Of Them", which states that a 1% increase in the unemployment rate is associated with a 2% decrease in GDP.

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Stickers

Welcome To Information Asymmetry County (Sign) Coffee Mugs

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We live in the age of information. What I know, someone else probably doesn't. Showcase your wry sense of signage humor about live and living in the modern world with any of these county transportation sign humor gifts! Featuring the following truism saying for today's information age: "Welcome To Information Asymmetry County". No need to be working in a field such as arbitrage or mergers and acquisitions to enjoy!

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Coasters

Deepest Canyons Of The Andes (Picture Earth) Mesh Hat

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No need to have traveled to South America to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite photo gifts of the "Deepest Canyons Of The Andes". Beautiful landscape geography of the Andes, as seen from outer space. Memorable existential geography gifts for any Earth's imagery fan or Andes Mountains fan!

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