Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Apron

Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today!

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Mental Toughness Is Part Of My DNA Tee Shirts

tagged with: mental toughness, part of my dna, dna, geek, psyche, biopsychology, dna humor, dna replication, words and unwords, molecular biologist, psychologist, scientist, attitude, saying

Are you a mentally tough person? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Mental Toughness Is Part Of My DNA". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bio-psychology geek attitude today!

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Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Leonardo da Vinci Genius (Great Works) Collage Business Cards

tagged with: renaissance, mona lisa, collage, great works, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, studies of embryos, vitruivian man, rhombicuboctahedron, science, scientist, genius, biology, art, artist, polymath, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, inventor, engineer, leonardo

Celebrate the great works of Leonardo da Vinci the next time you introduce yourself with any of these timeless business cards featuring Mona Lisa, Rhombicuboctahedron, Studies of Embryos, and Vitruvian Man.

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Okun's Rule Of Thumb (Linear Regression Economics) Pin

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Economists and social scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a linear regression plot of Okun's Rule Of Thumb, which notes that a 1% increase in the unemployment rate is associated with a 2% decrease in GDP. Make others do a double-take with your educational, economic sense of style today!

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: twisted cord illusion, false spiral, spiral optical illusion, spiral illusion, optical illusion, concentric circles, black arc segments, geek, humor, words and unwords, fraser spiral illusion, attitude, visual, illusion, illusory, brain teaser, educational, psychology, psyche, optics, riddles, brain teasers

What exactly do you see when you take a look at this twisted cord illusion? Showcase optics fun with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the twisted cord illusion, also known as the false spiral or Fraser spiral illusion. Caption includes the following note for viewers: "Notice the overlapping black arc segments appear to form a spiral. Nevertheless, the black arcs are a series of concentric circles." Make others do a double-take with their eyes today!

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Welcome To Information Overload County (Sign) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: welcome to information overload county, information overload, modernity, technology, information technology, humor, geek, attitude, information, gag gifts, sign, signage, transportation county sign, words and unwords, educational, teacher, lifestyle

Face it - we live in an information society. No matter what you do for a living, you deal with information on a daily basis. Showcase your wry county sign humor side with any of these transportation sign gifts featuring "Welcome To Information Overload County". Memorable signage attitude gag-gifts for all who work with too much information on a daily basis!

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Neckwear

tagged with: wave-particle duality inside, quantum mechanics, heisenberg uncertainty principle, physics, quantum state, geek, humor, words and unwords, partial differential equation, uncertainty principle, saying, attitude

Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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Burn Scars In Central Africa (Picture Earth) Coffee Mugs

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No need to have traveled to Central Africa and the Congo region to understand that it is being threatened by human activities. Showcase vivid satellite photo imagery with any of these Picture Earth gifts featuring "Burn Scars In Central Africa". The photo shows the harsh environmental consequences due to the slash-and-burn farming -- and the tremendous impact that human activities have on their landscape. Environmental awareness gifts for all!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Tshirts

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Scientific geek humor is alive and well on any of the educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Candy Jars

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No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the anatomical parts of a wine grape berry -- all key labels included. Comes with the wry scientific truism saying: "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries". Impress the wine lover within you or others with these biological attitude gifts today!

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Wizard Of Wireless Nikola Tesla T Shirt

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of electromagnetic attitude with the original "Wizard Of Wireless" Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Featuring wireless genius Nikola Tesla who was an important contributor to the birth of commercial electricity and is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Memorable gifts for anyone into wireless today!

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Plant Biotechnology In Perspective (Transgenesis) Mug

tagged with: plant biotechnology in perspective, biotechnology, perspective, plant, biology, agriculture, cisgenesis, transgenesis, words and unwords, educational, scientific, biologist, plant molecular biologist, scientist, cultivar, conventional breeding

Agriculturists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Plant Biotechnology In Perspective". Illustrates the creation of a new cultivar via three ways: conventional breeding, transgenesis, and cisgenesis. Mendelian and molecular biology attitude for all who know about plant biotechnology!

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Who Said That You Couldn't Have Your Pi Eat It Too Business Card Templates

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Showcase your wry mathematical constant side the next time you introduce yourself with these customizable business cards featuring pi on a baked pie along with the rhetorical question: "Who Said That You Couldn't Have Your Pi And Eat It Too?" No need to be a mathematician or wait until March 14th (Pi Day) to enjoy!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Trucker Hats

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Are you powered by caffeine? Look no further than any of these gifts featuring wry chemical molecule humor with the caffeine molecule along with the truism saying for everyone who drinks coffee to wake up in the morning! Saying says it all: "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine". Memorable gifts for all caffeine addicts!

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Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Mesh Hat

tagged with: team fibonacci, fibonacci, fibonacci spiral, geek, math, mathematician, humor, attitude, words and unwords, quarter-circle arcs

A Fibonacci spiral approximates the golden spiral using quarter-circle arcs inscribed in squares of integer Fibonacci-number sides, shown for square sizes 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, and 34. Showcase your mathematical sense of proportion with any of these gifts featuring a Fibonacci spiral along with the caption "Team Fibonacci".

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Communication In Dits And Dahs (Morse Code) Mugs

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of 19th century communication humor with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication In Dits And Dahs". Educational fun for all Morse code fans!

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Mug

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Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Mesh Hats

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, patience, word play, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, science, scientist, physicist, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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The Skin Doctor Is In (Dermatology Attitude) Coffee Mugs

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different components of human skin along with the saying "The Skin Doctor Is In". Wry medical, anatomical attitude gifts for anyone who loves to think about skin!

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Mug

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Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists, inventors, engineers, writers, artists, and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many, many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Mommy Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Key Chain

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Do you like mothering and motherhood? Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude toward being a mom with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Mommy Genes Inside".

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Coffee Mugs

Leonardo da Vinci Painter Strives Competes Nature Mugs

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No need to be an artist to enjoy any of these words of wisdom quote gifts featuring a timeless quote by Renaissance artist and genius Leonardo da Vinci. da Vinci once wrote: "The painter strives and competes with nature." Includes self-portrait of da Vinci. Keen observation quote for all artists who understand that they compete with nature.

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Okun's Rule Of Thumb (Linear Regression Economics) Business Card Template

tagged with: economics, linear regression, regression, gdp, unemployment rate, graph, economist, words and unwords, macroeconomics, okun's rule of thumb

If you are an economist or economics major, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with any of these gifts featuring these business cards with linear regression and "Okun's Rule Of Them", which states that a 1% increase in the unemployment rate is associated with a 2% decrease in GDP.

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Stickers

Welcome To Information Asymmetry County (Sign) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: welcome to information asymmetry county, county sign, sign, transportation sign, signage, information asymmetry, asymmetrical information, information, worker, work, information age, geek, humor, technology, attitude, sarcasm, observation, scientist, thinker, words and unwords, lifestyle

We live in the age of information. What I know, someone else probably doesn't. Showcase your wry sense of signage humor about live and living in the modern world with any of these county transportation sign humor gifts! Featuring the following truism saying for today's information age: "Welcome To Information Asymmetry County". No need to be working in a field such as arbitrage or mergers and acquisitions to enjoy!

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Coasters

Deepest Canyons Of The Andes (Picture Earth) Mesh Hat

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No need to have traveled to South America to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite photo gifts of the "Deepest Canyons Of The Andes". Beautiful landscape geography of the Andes, as seen from outer space. Memorable existential geography gifts for any Earth's imagery fan or Andes Mountains fan!

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Think Krebs Cycle (Citric Acid Cycle - TCAC) Business Card Templates

tagged with: think krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, krebs cycle, saying, geek, humor, energy, atp, words and unwords, tcac

Biochemists, biologists, and anyone who think about their energy cycle will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of wry scientific fun with these business cards featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Think Krebs Cycle". ATP energy fun for all who think about their own energy!

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Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) Refrigerator Magnets

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Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal".

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Wanted A Deadline That I Can Coast Through Business Card

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If you work hard to meet deadlines, you'll enjoy wry geek humor with any of these business cards featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke along with the truism saying, "Wanted - A Deadline That I Can Coast Through". Memorable business cards for consultants and project-based workers. Introduce yourself and be clear about what you're looking for with these business cards!

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Who Said I Didn't Have An Open Mind? (Brain Humor) Business Card

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Showcase your wry brainy side at your next introduction with any of these business cards featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following rhetorical question: "Who Said I Didn't Have An Open Mind?"

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Mug

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No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere Earth Shirts

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Hydrologists, civil engineers, and earth scientists will enjoy this view of land, shallow water, ice, and clouds of the Earth along with the following scientific advice: "Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere On Earth". Memorable Earth imagery gifts for all who understand the importance of water to the sustainability of our planet!

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Facilitator Inside (Cell Biology Humor) Business Card Templates

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No need to be a mediator to enjoy wry biological humor with any of these business cards featuring facilitated diffusion along with the scientific truism saying "Facilitator Inside". Make others do a double-take at cell membrane biology for you next introduction! Memorable geek humor business cards for all who facilitate!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Mug

To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Tiles

Wizard Of Wireless Nikola Tesla Coffee Mugs

Team Autotroph (Plant Cell Biology) Mug

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No need to be a plant biologist or cell biologist to enjoy wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a plant cell along with the caption "Team Autotroph". Make others do a double-take on the world of plants as autotrophs -- producers of their own food -- with any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Mug

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Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Who Said That You Couldn't Have Your Pi Eat It Too Mugs

Showcase your wry mathematical constant pi fan side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following rhetorical question: "Who Said That You Couldn't Have Your Pi And Eat It Too?" Geek pi humor gifts for all who are hungry for pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Coffee Mugs

Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: team fibonacci, fibonacci, fibonacci spiral, geek, math, mathematician, humor, attitude, words and unwords, quarter-circle arcs

Communication In Dits And Dahs (Morse Code) Mug

EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Tshirts

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Mugs

I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) Mesh Hats

tagged with: i am comfortable in my,own skin,skin,skin layers,dermatology,dermatologist,humor,geek,words and unwords,anatomical,anatomy,skin anatomy,saying,truism,funny,attitude,realist

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today!

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Thomas Edison Don't Know Millionth Of One Percent Trucker Hats

tagged with: thomas alva edison, thomas edison, humor, geek, intelligent, words of wisdom, knowledge, saying, truism, words and unwords, intellectual, philosophical, thinker, philosophy, know, quote, quotation, advice, education, epistemology, anything, millionth of one percent, fraction, attitude

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy!

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Mad Hatter To The Rescue (Running Mad Hatter) iPhone 4/4S Cases

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Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Mad Hatter running, as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", along with the saying "Mad Hatter To The Rescue". Timeless illogical Wonderland attitude for all Wonderland fans on these gifts!

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