Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, January 25, 2015

Ideas Are Like DNA Strands Leading & Lagging Mugs

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Do you have lots of ideas? Showcase wry scientific attitude with any of these DNA replication gifts with the truism saying "Ideas Are Like DNA Strands - Leading & Lagging & Comprising of Sense & Anti-Sense". Featuring leading and lagging DNA strands, complete with labels. Make others do a double-take with a dose of inspirational biological humor! Perfect gifts for all those with sensible and nonsensical ideas!

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Bridge Players Have Masochistic Tendencies Coffee Mug

If you play bridge and find that you are going down 800 or 1100 or 1400 a lot, you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge humor gifts! Comes with the four card suits along with the bridge saying "Bridge Players Have Masochistic Tendencies". Make everyone do a double-take at the bridge table with these bridge attitude gifts featuring your masochistic sense of humor today!

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Studies Of Embryos (Leonardo da Vinci) Coffee Mug

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No need to be pregnant or a developmental biologist to enjoy scientific attitude with any of these timeless gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's "Studies Of Embryos". Scientist, artist, and inventor, da Vinci was known for his wide ranging studies in nature, particularly anatomy, that still impact the way we view the world today. Make others do a double-take with this classic scientific drawing of various embryos with any of these da Vinci gifts!

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Life Is A Series Of Economies & Diseconomies Hats

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No need to be an economist to understand that life is a series of economies and diseconomies of scale. Featuring long run average cost curve on economics graph, along with the wry life saying "Life Is A Series Of Economies & Diseconomies of Scale". Satire truism humor gifts for all familiar with economies and diseconomies of scale in life!

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Yield To Gravity (Traffic Sign Physics Humor) Coffee Mugs

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We all learn to yield to gravity -- as if we had any choice over the matter! Celebrate your wry physics humor side with any of these transportation signage humor gifts featuring the yield sign point to the word "gravity' -- meaning "Yield To Gravity". No matter how much or how little you drive, make others do a double-take on the traffic sign of life with a dose of scientific sign fun!

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Vision Deception Scintillating Grid Illusion Trucker Hats

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If the black dot is bouncing around when you view this image, it is due to the fact that you are looking at an optical illusion known as the scintillating grid illusion. Visual humor fun gifts for all who love to perceive the world through a different lens! Endless psyche / cognitive psychology gag gifts for those who know about vision deception!

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I Love To Eat (Android Software Developer Humor) Coffee Mug

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Do you work with Android open source code? Do you love to eat? Showcase your wry open source software developer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring an Android robot (bug droid) thinking about cupcake, doughnut, and eclair along with the saying "I Love To Eat". Make others do a double-take at your appetite with a dose of programmer attitude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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J Robert Oppenheimer Now I Am Become Death Quote Coffee Mug

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Infamous quote by J. Robert Oppenheimer in reference to the Trinity test in New Mexico, where the first atomic bomb was detonated. Quote comes from the Bhagavad Gita: "If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." No need to be a theoretical physicist to enjoy this historical quote by the scientific director of the Manhattan Project, the World War II project that developed the first nuclear weapons!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Coffee Mug

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Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal attitude today!

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Acidic Machinery Inside (Krebs Citric Acid Cycle) Coffee Mug

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You have acidic machinery inside of you known as the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these biochemistry humor gifts featuring the "Acidic Machinery Inside". No need to be biochemist or chemistry major to enjoy educational, scientific fun!

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke & Rover) Coffee Mug

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Do you wish that you could travel to Mars? Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring two "Open Source Martians Inside" -- namely Java's mascot Duke and the Mars explorer Rover. Make others do a double-take about exactly where you want to be and how you feel about open source!

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Unleash The Neuroscientist Within (Brain Anatomy) Mug

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If you think about thinking, you'll come to realize that you are not just a philosopher but a neuroscientist. Showcase your wry thoughtful side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the truism saying for all who think: "Unleash The Neuroscientist Within". Make others do a double-take about neuroscience with these memorable, educational brain anatomy gifts!

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Statistics The Art & Science Of Finding Out Quote Mugs

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No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy wry stats humor attitude with any of these bell curve gifts! Saying comes with the humorous definition of statistics: "Statistics - The Art & Science Of Finding Out How Uncertain The World Really Is". Educational, stats psychology fun for all who work with the normal distribution!

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Remember: Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status Mug

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Astronomers will enjoy any of these wry astronomical humor gifts featuring our solar system, along with the current scientific truism that Pluto is no longer a planet. Whether you are a fan of Pluto or not, showcase your knowledge of our solar system today -- as defined by the officials -- and gently reminder others that "Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status" with any of these scientific attitude gifts!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Necklace

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy wry geek humor with this necklace featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic". Make others do a double-take about the discipline of chemistry and its predictability with this science humor gift!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Coffee Mugs

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Aquarium Inside Coffee Mug

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If you love aquariums and/or the fish that inhabit them, you'll enjoy any of these calm biology gifts featuring 4 different types of fish in an aquarium, including the popular clownfish. Make others do a double-take at the soothing peaceful aquatic side of you with these gifts that feature the "Aquarium Inside"! No need to be an ecologist to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Mugs

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If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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From Code To Protein (Protein Synthesis) T Shirts

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You produce proteins every day in your cells. Showcase protein synthesis with biological flair with this protein synthesis gift that says "From Code To Protein". Complete with ribosome and labels. No need to be a biologist to enjoy or understand how proteins gets formed!

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Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi (Pi / Pie Humor) Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a mathematician or math teacher to enjoy wry math attitude humor featuring pi, the mathematical constant, on any of these gifts! Featuring pi on a baked pie, these memorable wry geek humor gifts comes with the double-entendre caption: "Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi". Make others do a double-take on exactly which pi / pie is being discussed with any of these word play gifts!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation T Shirt

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Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these gifts that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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The Golden Rectangle (Mathematical Ratio) Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring "The Golden Rectangle", a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi -- or approximately 1:1.618. The most distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle; that is, with the same proportions as the first. Square removal can be repeated infinitely, resulting in an infinite sequence of points on the golden spiral, the unique logarithmic spiral with this property. Make others do a double-take with aesthetically pleasing proportions with any of these mathematical attitude gifts!

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Mug

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Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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Heartbeat My Internal Music (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Mug

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We all have a heartbeat. Showcase wry medical and health attitude with any of these electrocardiogram gifts featuring a heartbeat, along with the health truism saying "Heartbeat My Internal Music". No need to work in the medical field or be a music lover to enjoy nature's internal music!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy magnetic humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific fun!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Mousepad

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Meet Me In Wonderland (Mad Hatter Running) Custom Announcements

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If you rush throughout life and have an important date, you'll enjoy any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Caption says it all: "Meet Me In Wonderland". Wonderland adventure fun for all those who are in a rush in today's hectic world!

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DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter (DNA Strands) T-shirts

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Make others do a double-take with wry life science humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication, both leading and lagging strands, complete with all key labels. Scientific truism saying says it all: "DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter". You'll enjoy any of these educational gifts featuring this timeless life advice! Perfect gifts for geneticists, biologists, scientists, and those who understand the nature of what really matter in life!

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Think Before You Bid (Card Suits Duplicate Bridge) T Shirts

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the sound bridge advice "Think Before You Bid" along with the four card suits. Make others do a double-take at the bridge table before bidding! No need to be a bridge teacher to enjoy!

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Saturday, January 24, 2015

Rhombicuboctahedron (Leonardo da Vinci) Mugs

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Scientist, artist, and inventor Leonardo da Vinci made many different drawings. Recreated here on these gifts is da Vinci's drawing of a rhombicuboctahedron, an Archimedean solid with eight triangular and eighteen square faces. There are 24 identical vertices, with one triangle and three squares meeting at each. Showcase da Vinci's lasting genius with any of the geometric gifts!

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Vision Deception Scintillating Grid Illusion Postcard

Yield To The Rat Race (Traffic Sign Humor) Trucker Hat

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Do you work an overwhelming number of hours in the rat race? If you feel overworked -- or are just a workaholic in the rat race -- you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek transportation sign / traffic sign humor gifts featuring the Yield sign with the caption "the rat race" below -- meaning "Yield To The Rat Race". Truism humor and sarcasm gifts for all who feel like rats in our modern world!

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Just Passing Through Space & Time (Light Cone) T Shirt

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The space-time continuum adventure comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a light cone as well as the truism saying "Just Passing Through Space & Time". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of physics with a dose of wry geek humor. Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the past, present, and the future!

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Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States Hats

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Ever seen snowfall across the Mid-Atlantic states on a weather radar map? Showcase satellite photo geography with any of these Picture Earth gifts that feature "Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States". Vivid satellite imagery gifts -- no need to live on the East Coast to enjoy!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Mug

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Mugs

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Your cells are powered by the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these Krebs cycle attitude gifts featuring the scientific truism "Powered By Organic Chemistry". No need to know about the finer details about the generation of ATP to enjoy educational chemistry attitude today!

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Summarizing Statistics T Shirt

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Software Developers Bullfighters Have In Common Mug

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Are you a software developer? Do you see a lot of commonalities between developing software and bullfighting? Showcase wry open source programmer geek humor with any of these gifts featuring Java mascot Duke waving a cape filled with images of Duke in front of a bull! Truism software development saying says it all: "Software Developers & Bullfighters Have A Lot In Common". Memorable gifts for anyone who understands that you need the mindset of a bullfighter in order to develop good software!

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Unleash The Neuroscientist Within (Brain Anatomy) Mug

There Is No Such Thing As Friendly Game Of Bridge Coffee Mugs

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Wry duplicate bridge humor comes alive on any of these gifts that say "There Is No Such Thing As A Friendly Game Of Bridge". Perfect gifts for bridge players who take bridge seriously and play with poker faces at the bridge table!

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Remember: Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status Coffee Mugs

Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Card

Aquarium Inside Coffee Mugs

Be Foundational Think Elemental (Periodic Table) Hat

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If you are a foundational thinker and think about chemistry and the elements, you'll enjoy wry geek humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements. Comes with the truism saying for all who ponder: "Be Foundational Think Elemental". Memorable gift for scientists, philosophers, and those who think about the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons Coffee Mugs

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Does it hurt to think at times? You'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these neuron / synapse gifts with the saying "Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons". Comes with labels of all important parts of a synapse. Whether you are working on a long project or are in a stressful occupation, enjoy tongue-in-cheek biological humor with any of these thoughtful sarcastic gifts! Make others aware that is painful for you to think at times!

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In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Shirt

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Ask yourself and others this key biological question: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate?" Make others do a double-take with any of these enzyme-substrate gifts featuring the induced fit model. Scientific and inspirational fun for all with catalytic properties!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Postcard

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If you are always late to meetings and/or events or know someone who always is late, you'll enjoy any of these wry Wonderland adventure humor gifts featuring the Mad Hatter running, as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Comes with the common advice caption for those who are always in a rush: "Don't Be Late". Timeless Wonderland fun gifts for all who hate being late and hate seeing others be late!

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Idiosyncratic Pollinator Inside Bee On A Dandelion Trucker Hat

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Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee covered in pollen on a dandelion (a weed in most gardens) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Idiosyncratic Pollinator Inside". Make others do a double-take about what you do and how you do it with a dose of individual beekeeper humor style!

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Deoxyribonucelic Acid (DNA) Mendel Darwin T-shirts

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No need to be a molecular biologist to find humor in the following life saying about DNA: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid (DNA) What Charles Darwin Couldn't Guess What Gregor Mendel Didn't Know". Make others do a double-take with this scientific truism featuring DNA replication, complete with the leading strand and the lagging strand and all key labels. Educational attitude for all who know about DNA!

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Take Advantage Of Other People's Mistakes (Bridge) Mug

If you love to take advantage of your opponents' mistakes when you play bridge or duplicate bridge, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Take Advantage Of Other People's Mistakes - Play Bridge" Make others do a double-take about what actually goes on during a bridge tournament or whenever one play bridge!

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