Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, January 17, 2015

A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Hats

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Photosynthesis fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle", the dark reactions (light-independent reactions) of photosynthesis. Educational, scientific attitude for all who know about what goes on in the Calvin cycle!

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Let's Go Snorkeling Because Fixing Code Is Java

tagged with: let's go snorkeling, software engineer, open source, java's unofficial mascot duke, java, code, fixing code is like, words and unwords, underwater adventure in a fishbowl, fish tank, geek, humor, attitude, saying, programmer, coder, software developer, software development

Open source Duke fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank. Comes with the title and caption that says it all about a programmer / software engineer's life: "Let's Go Snorkeling Because Fixing Code Is Like An Underwater Adventure In A Fishbowl".

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Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Postcard

tagged with: occupy your mind,it give you something,something to do,geek humor,anatomy,brain,thinker,anatomical,words and unwords,humor,attitude,sarcasm,philosopher,saying,truism,medical,medicine,human brain

Anatomical brain humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the brain. Comes with the quirky tongue-in-cheek saying for all who think: "Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do". Timeless geek humor for philosophers, teachers, and anyone who knows how to occupy one's mind!

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Tee Shirts

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) Kitchen Towels

tagged with: our cosmic neighborhood, astronomy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, space, relative sizes, relative distances

Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

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Geology Is A Core Subject (Earth Science Attitude) Shirt

tagged with: geology is a core subject, layers of the earth, earth's layers, mantle, core, geology, geological, geologist, core subject, earth science, earth scientist, science, attitude, saying, truism, scientist, humor, geek, educational, funny, words and unwords

Do you view geology as a core subject? Showcase your wry scientific side with any of these geological attitude gifts featuring the various layers of the Earth along with the scientific truism saying "Geology Is A Core Subject". Make others do a double-take about Earth's core with a dose of earth science humor today! Memorable gifts for any geologist!

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Hand Towels

tagged with: smilodon, sabre-toothed cat, inside, sabre-toothed tiger, saber-toothed, feline, wild cat, extinct wild cat, words and unwords, geek, extinct, portrait, maxillary canines, psychology, brain teaser, humor, attitude, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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Elemental Material (Periodic Table Of Elements) Mugs

tagged with: elemental material, periodic table of elements, chemistry, periodic table, scientific, geek, humor, saying, elements, words and unwords, attitude

Showcase your wry chemistry side with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific truism caption for die-hard fan of the elements: "Elemental Material". Memorable gifts for any chemist or chemistry major!

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Wine Grape Berry (Botanical Anatomy)

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No need to be a fan of grapes or fine wine to enjoy any of these gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy. Detailed labels of all key parts of the wine grape berry are included. Make others do a double-take at the different parts of a wine grape berry with any of these scientific, educational botanical gifts!

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Are You Paying Attention? (Neuron / Synapse) Print

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Do you often ask others to pay attention? Showcase your wry intelligent humor side with this poster featuring a neuron/synapse along with the saying "Are You Paying Attention?" Make others do a double-take at whether they are really paying attention with a dose of scientific, educational attitude today!

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Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Mugs

tagged with: thomas edison, nikola tesla, wireless, tesla, genius, scientist, inventor, father of radio, quote, quotation, sorry witness, haystack, needle, theory, calculation, labor, a little theory and calculation, ninety percent of his labor, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, saying, truism, engineers, alternating current, words and unwords, inventors

Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla were both scientists and inventors, yet they were worlds apart when it came to methods. Showcase the words of wisdom by Nikola Tesla with this quote on any of these gifts: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Perfect Tesla quote gifts for engineers, scientists, inventors, and all those who understand that a little theory and calculation can go a long way in terms of saved labor!

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Wanted A Large Amount Of Inner Potential Mug

tagged with: biology, chemistry, biochemistry, science, humor, geek, intermembrane, cell membrane, mitochondrion, mitochondria, inner potential, electron transport chain, psyche, psychology, attitude, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

No need to be a cell biologist to appreciate wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the operational innards of a mitochondrion. Comes with the electron transport chain in the mitochondrial intermembrane space along with the truism saying "Wanted A Large Amount Of Inner Potential".

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This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline (Molecule) Laptop Bag

tagged with: adrenaline, adrenalin, chemistry, chemical, molecular, formula, chemical molecule, molecule, powered by adrenaline, words and unwords, chemist, science, scientist, runner, jogger, walker, exercise, flight or fight, biology, biologist, humor, attitude, geek, wordsunwords, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, medicine

No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry geek attitude with this laptop bag gift featuring the chemical structure of adrenaline along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline".

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24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope (Geometry) Bodysuits

tagged with: 24-cell, 4-dimensional, polytope, geometry, cube, math, geometric, geek, humor, attitude, 4th dimension, cubic, mathematician, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, satire, wordsunwords, educational, math teacher, geometry teacher, educational resources

Do you often think in the 4th dimension? Look no further than this "24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope" on these memorable math and geometry attitude gifts. Make others do a double-take about what 4-dimensional objects look like with any of these geometry geek gifts!

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Ankylosaurus (Fused Lizard Dinosaur) Note Book

tagged with: ankylosaurus, fused lizard, tail club, armor, dinosaur, late cretaceous period, cretaceous, paleotologist, dinosaurs are fun, words and unwords, paleontology, dinosaur fan, scientific

Everyone desires to recapture prehistoric times with imagining how dinosaurs lived. Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring "fused lizard", Ankylosaurus, the archetypal armored dinosaur which lived between 68 to 65.5 million years ago, in the final Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period. Ankylosaurus was very large compared to modern land animals, contained a tail club, and may have weighed upon to 13,000 pounds. No need to be a paleontologist to showcase your dinosaur side with any of these Ankylosaurus gifts!

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) T Shirts

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No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Anatomy) iPad Folio Cases

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermatological side the next time you surf the web with this Dodo case featuring all key parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence". Memorable anatomical humor gift for any existential dermatologist!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Notebook Speakers

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Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Thomas Edison Doctor Of Future Give No Medicine Commuter Bags

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with this laptop bag featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor laptop bag gift for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Can I Ask You A Question? (Alice Sheep) Fridge Magnets

tagged with: question,wonderland,wonderland fan,wonderland adventure,lewis carroll,john tenniel,alice,sheep,words and unwords,attitude,query,wonderland attitude,illogical,inquisitive,through the looking glass,what alice found there

Showcase your Wonderland attitude with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's timeless drawing of Sheep and Alice wandering around in a store as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Comes with the truism caption, "Can I Ask You A Question?" that makes you do a double-take on exactly who is asking the question: Alice or the Sheep? Memorable gift for any inquisitive Wonderland fan!

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Molecular Biologist Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirt

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Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Molecular Biologist Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific molecular biology attitude today! Perfect gift for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry.

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I Play Bridge During Morning, Noon & Night Postage

Showcase your wry bridge attitude with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "I Play Bridge During Morning, Noon & Night". Memorable stamp gift for any avid bridge player!

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Friday, January 16, 2015

Siege Machine (C. 1480) Leonardo da Vinci Postcard

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Italian Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci had many different interests - art, anatomy, science, invention. Showcase da Vinci's engineer side with any of these gifts featuring his infamous drawing of a "Siege Machine" circa 1480. Historical military enthusiasts will enjoy any of these vintage drawing gifts featuring the lesser known contribution of da Vinci to field of warcraft / defense!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Business Card Templates

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No need to be an economist to enjoy the supply and demand curve along with the truism saying "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium" on any of these business cards. Introduce yourself with a touch of intelligent flair today! Memorable calling card for those who are happy and in equilibrium!

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Be Careful When Navigating Road Of Life Slippery Coffee Mugs

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Showcase wry transportation signage humor with any of these gifts featuring a slippery road ahead warning sign. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Be Careful When Navigating The Road Of Life Can Be Slippery". Make others do a double-take when they navigate the road of life with any of these life humor gifts! Perfect gifts for graduates of any major!

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Vase Or Faces? (Optical Illusion) Coffee Mug

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Do you see a vase or faces? Showcase your optical illusion sense of style with any of these gifts that asks the key question: "Vase Or Faces?" Make others do a double-take with illusory visual fun. Psychological attitude gifts for those who know about the gestalt phenomenon!

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Stay Focused Keep Coding (Top Bottom Sign) Coffee Mug

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these wry geek signage gifts featuring Android's Bug Droid along with the saying that is often heard at work and during hackathons: "Stay Focused Keep Coding". Make others do a double-take with a dose of warning sign humor for the rest of the world today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter Magnets

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Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter".

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Drinking Bottles

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Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Keychains

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, life, biology, biologist, biochemistry, biochem, biochemist, chemistry, chemist, humor, geek, funny, attitude, intelligent, organic chemistry, saying, truism, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, educational, science teacher, science, scientist, life cycle, cycle of life, truisms

Life is all about birth, death, and the Krebs cycle! Showcase wry organic chemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle (TCAC) or the tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the scientific truism saying "Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle". Intelligent educational double-entendre geek attitude gifts for those who know that life follows an organic cycle!

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A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Shirt

Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Tee Shirt

Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Coffee Mugs

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Let's Go Snorkeling Because Fixing Code Is Java Hand Towels

Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another (DNA) Tshirts

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No need to be a detective or biologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring DNA replication. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry double helical attitude today!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation Placemats

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Showcase your astronomical sense of style with any of these gifts featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation". Make others do a double-take about the occurrences by the Sun and its affect here on Earth with a dose of electromagnetic radiation perspective with these memorable scientific saying gifts!

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Geology Is A Core Subject (Earth Science Attitude) Sticker

Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Trinket Boxes

Just Go Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Computer Bag

tagged with: just go elemental, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, chemical, chemist, periodic table, geek, humor, words and unwords, saying

Showcase your wry chemical side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Just Go Elemental". Educational, scientific fun for all who think about the elements!

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Wine Grape Berry (Botanical Anatomy) Speaker

Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve (Neuron / Synapse) Business Cards

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If you are sometimes thoughtful or pensive, then you'll realize that "Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Make others do a double-take the next time you introduce yourself with any of these anatomical business cards featuring a neuron / synapse and this truism saying. Memorable inspirational scientific business cards for the thoughtful!

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Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Tee Shirts

All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Tshirt

tagged with: mitosis, regulation, interphase, biology, biologist, pathways, cell, cell biology, science, saying, words and unwords, cell cycle, phases, medical

No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various phases of the cell cycle, along with the truism saying "All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realist scientific humor today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Laptop Bag

tagged with: this machine is powered by, caffeine, caffeine molecule, chemistry, chemist, chemical molecule, caffeine fan, geek, humor, words and unwords, saying, caffeinated

If you are frequently caffeinated, you'll enjoy traveling with a dose of wry caffeinated humor with this geek humor laptop bag featuring the caffeine molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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4-Dimensional Cube (Math and Geometry) Mesh Hat

tagged with: 4-dimensional cube, fourth dimension, math, geometry, mathematician, 4-d cube, cube, geometric, mathematics, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, representation, educational, math teacher, educational resources

If you like to think in four dimensions, you'll enjoy any of these math and geometry gifts featuring a 4-Dimensional Cube! Make others do a double-take with wry math and geometry humor regarding how a cube looks like in the fourth dimension. No need to be a mathematician or math major to enjoy!

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Let's Go Snorkeling Because Fixing Code Is Java Tags For Bags

Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation Puzzle

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Laptop Bags

tagged with: cooking is just chemistry, periodic table of elements, elements, cooking, chemistry, just chemistry, words and unwords, science, geek, attitude, chef, cook, saying

Chefs and those who believe in the chemical nuance of cooking will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following cooking truism: "Cooking Is Just Chemistry".

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When Earthquakes Arrive Just Roll Along Waves Coffee Mugs

tagged with: rayleigh wave, seismology, seismologist, earth science, earth scientist, waves, physics, earthquakes, just roll along their waves, wave, physicist, advice, saying, scientist, words and unwords, geek, humor, educational

No need to have been in an earthquake to enjoy seismology attitude with any of these Rayleigh wave gifts. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "When Earthquakes Arrive Just Roll Along Their Waves". Rayleigh waves are a type of surface acoustic wave that travels on solids and are of a rolling nature, similar to ocean surface waves. Make others do a double-take at exactly what happens during an earthquake with a dose of educational geophysics surface wave advice today!

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Travel Speaker