Wednesday, January 07, 2015

My Life Follows A Certain Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Poster


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Wry biochemistry humor is alive and well on this poster featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying that many can identify with: "My Life Follows A Certain Cycle". Energy cycle humor poster for anyone who knows how energy is generated within cells!

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Always Test Your Hypothesis (Bell Curve Humor) Dry-Erase Board


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Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis".

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When The Pressure Gets To Me Go Snorkeling Dreams Place Mats


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Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "When The Pressure Gets To Me I Go Snorkeling In My Dreams". Make others do a double-take on the type of pressure-filled life that you lead with a dose of geek humor today with these memorable gifts featuring Java's Duke!

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Exhausted Brain Inside (Anatomical Brain Humor) Trucker Hat


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If you are exhausted -- either constantly or from to time -- enjoy wry anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Exhausted Brain Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you feel today!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Drinking Bottles


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If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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The World Contains Many Faults (Plate Tectonics) Notebook


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Showcase your wry plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying "The World Contains Many Faults". Memorable gifts for geologists, seismologists, and earth scientists!

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Christmas Ornaments


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Chemistry humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy any of these wry geek attitude gifts that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy a touch of Mendeleev humor!

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This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone (Molecule) Laptop Computer Bag


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No need to be a chemistry major or work in the medical field or be involved in athletics to enjoy wry chemistry attitude with any of these geek humor gifts featuring the chemical structure of testosterone, the male sex hormone found in both males and females, along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone". Let others do a double-take at this steroid hormone with any of these chemical molecule gifts today!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Beverage Coasters


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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Chess Players Always Think Two Moves Ahead Refrigerator Magnet


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Showcase your wry reflective chess set sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Chess Players Always Think Two Moves Ahead". Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess! No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to enjoy!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Posters


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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with this poster featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless poster that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Busy As A Bee Can Be (Bee Drawing) Pet Name Tag


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Are you frequently busy as a bee? Showcase your bee-like attitude toward life and your schedule with any of these gifts featuring a bee along with the truism saying "Busy As A Bee Can Be". Make others do a double-take about how you feel toward life with a dose of bee attitude today!

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I Love Genetics (DNA Replication) Wall Clock


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No need to be a geneticist or working in the medical field to enjoy any of these molecular biology humor gifts featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "I Love Genetics (DNA Replication)".

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Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Postage


Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is filled with bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge".

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Tuesday, January 06, 2015

My Secret Smile (da Vinci's Mona Lisa) Dry Erase Whiteboards


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Do you have a secret smile? Enjoy any of these Renaissance attitude gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous Mona Lisa, along with the headline "My Secret Smile". The secret smile that is the mother of all secret smiles!

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Pendants


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Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Belt Buckles


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What exactly do you see when you take a look at this twisted cord illusion? Showcase optics fun with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the twisted cord illusion, also known as the false spiral or Fraser spiral illusion. Caption -- visible on select items -- includes the following note for viewers: "Notice the overlapping black arc segments appear to form a spiral. Nevertheless, the black arcs are a series of concentric circles." Make others do a double-take with their eyes today!

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Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Stamp


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Showcase your wry sense of humor about life and its ups and down the next time you send correspondence with this postage stamp featuring the sign for a helicopter / helipad along with the truism saying "Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Up And Down Navigation".

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Candy Dishes


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Optical physics humor featuring Snell's law -- also know as the law of refraction. No matter where you are or what you do, you'll enjoy the geek physics saying "Obey Refraction It's The Law" on any of these educational, scientific gifts!

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Where In The World Would You Be Organic Chemistry? Round Wall Clocks


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Showcase your wry biochemistry / chemistry sense of humor the next time you tell time with this clock featuring the Krebs cycle along with the following scientific rhetorical question: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?"

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence (Nephron) Placemats


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No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry nephron humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence". Nephrologists will enjoy any of these anatomical saying gifts!

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Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Rectangular Belt Buckles


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No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!

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Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Wallclocks


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Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent, reflective fun today!

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Simply Statistical (Bell Curve Attitude) Dry Erase Whiteboards


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No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy thinking about the bell curve with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with percentages underneath the curve and the saying "Simply Statistical". Educational, statistical saying gifts for all who work with statistics!

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When The Pressure Gets To Me Go Snorkeling Dreams Drinking Bottles


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Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "When The Pressure Gets To Me I Go Snorkeling In My Dreams". Make others do a double-take on the type of pressure-filled life that you lead with a dose of geek humor today with these memorable gifts featuring Java's Duke!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) Coffee Mugs


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Dermatological attitude is found on any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin". Memorable skin humor gifts for anyone with skin! Perfect gifts for dermatologists and other skin specialists!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Belt Buckles


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If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano Pacifier


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Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor)


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Are you an abnormal person or a freak? Showcase your wry sense of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring a rogue wave or freak wave. Note: A freak wave is a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record. Comes with the saying "Freak Wave Inside". Freak waves are known to be a natural ocean phenomenon, so let others know that you are an unusual person in a sea of people, so to speak, with any of these scientific humor gifts today!

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Coasters


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Chemistry humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy any of these wry geek attitude gifts that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy a touch of Mendeleev humor!

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Be True To Your Cell (Self) Eukaryote Watches


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Biology humor is alive and well for the next time you tell time with this watch featuring all key parts of a eukaryote cell along with the saying "Be True To Your Cell" -- i.e., wordplay on the word "self" and eukaryote, which means "true cell".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Mugs


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No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Letterhead Template


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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Dry-Erase Whiteboard


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Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Reusable Water Bottles


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If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) Placemat


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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) iPhone 4 Case


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If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In Thought Behind It Pullover Sweatshirt


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Avid chess players who enjoy the beauty of a chess move will enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following thought: "The Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In The Thought Behind It".

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Coded For Success (DNA Replication) Keepsake Boxes


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Gifts for all those who are simply coded for success! Educational, scientific genetics humor gifts for all successful or who desire to be!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Mousepad


Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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My Secret Smile (da Vinci's Mona Lisa) Drinking Bottle


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Do you have a secret smile? Enjoy any of these Renaissance attitude gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous Mona Lisa, along with the headline "My Secret Smile". The secret smile that is the mother of all secret smiles!

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Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory Not Found iPhone 5 Covers


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No need to be an economist to enjoy surfing the web and text with any of these cases featuring the supply-and-demand curve. Comes with the economic truism saying: "Equilibrium is well-defined in theory, but often not found in practice." Make others do a double-take at the difference between theory and practice with a dose of economics attitude today!

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When The Pressure Gets To Me Go Snorkeling Dreams Belt Buckles


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Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "When The Pressure Gets To Me I Go Snorkeling In My Dreams". Make others do a double-take on the type of pressure-filled life that you lead with a dose of geek humor today with these memorable gifts featuring Java's Duke!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Placemats


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If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Christmas Tree Ornaments


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Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these earth science gifts which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational, scientific seismological fun for anyone who has experienced an earthquake.

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Belt Buckles


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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Drinking Bottle


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Chemistry humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy any of these wry geek attitude gifts that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy a touch of Mendeleev humor!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Kitchen Towels


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If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Hebbian Learning Cells That Fire Together Wire Note Book


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Showcase your wry neurological side with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying regarding Hebbian learning: "Hebbian Learning - Cells That Fire Together Wire Together". No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy!

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla iPhone 5 Case


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If you are into wireless, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the AC dynamo, the "Dynamic Electric Machine" US Patent 390721 By Nikola Tesla (1856-1943). Showcase Tesla genius in today's modern wireless times!

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