Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, January 04, 2015

Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Candy Dish

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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Remember: Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status Puzzles

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Astronomers will enjoy any of these wry astronomical humor gifts featuring our solar system, along with the current scientific truism that Pluto is no longer a planet. Whether you are a fan of Pluto or not, showcase your knowledge of our solar system today -- as defined by the officials -- and gently reminder others that "Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status" with any of these scientific attitude gifts!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) iPod Speakers

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside Belt Buckle

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Do you have boneheaded thoughts inside of your skull? No need to be a skeleton to enjoy this wry scientific anatomical humor design featuring the different parts of the skull, complete with labels. Inform others with tongue-in-cheek skull anatomy attitude that you have "Boneheaded Thoughts Inside" of you with any of these memorable gifts. No need to work in the field of medicine or education to enjoy!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Round Clocks

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Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Bag Tags

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If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Stationery

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If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features all key anatomical parts of the neuron / synapse and which says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect geek humor gifts for all who do not pay attention!

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Tags For Bags

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Serbian-American electrical engineer Nikola Tesla literally invented today's wireless world. Pay tribute to "The Wizard Of The West" of the today's modern world with any of these Tesla gifts!

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How To Recognize A Shark (Biology Humor) Wrapping Paper

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Do you like sharks? Do you swim in the ocean or go surfing? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring shark anatomy as well as the heading "How To Recognize A Shark". Because the term "shark" has many different interpretations (both literally and figuratively), you want to be clear that you are referring to the ocean-loving creature. Make everyone do a double-take at exactly what you mean today with these memorable biological anatomical gifts!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Drinking Bottle

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Do you think about pi whenever you eat some pie? Are you crazy for some pi? Showcase wry math geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi, along with the saying "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Make others do a double-take about exactly what it is that you are crazy about - whether it be pi, pie, or pi on a pie! Word play gifts on the word pi / pie that will make others think carefully about what you mean!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule)

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Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Think Binary Clock (Geek Humor) Laptop Commuter Bag

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Showcase your wry computer geek side the next time you travel with this clock featuring the binary numbers for all of the clock's hourly numbers along with the saying in the middle "Think Binary". Makes a great gift for any computer programmer or engineer!

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In Re Morse (Morse Code) Candy Jar

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No need to be a programmer or work in the legal field to enjoy wry linguistic humor on any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the saying "In Re Morse" -- meaning, "pertaining to Morse". Showcase your educational Morse code attitude today! Perfect geek humor gifts for wireless fans who know about Morse code!

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Living Fossil Remember: It Takes One To Know One Water Bottles

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Have you been accused of being a living fossil? No matter what your age showcase your evolutionary sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a drawing of a coelacanth, the oldest living lineage of Sarcopterygii (lobe-finned fish + tetrapods) known to date. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek saying that will make others do a double-take before talking about living fossils: "Living Fossil Remember: It Takes One To Know One". Scientific gag gifts for birthdays and for anyone considered a "living fossil" in today's rapidly changing modern world!

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Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of Dermatology Puzzles

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Showcase your wry dermatological side with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of the skin, complete with all key parts, along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean: "Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of".

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Belt Buckles

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If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Plaques

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If you love to invent, you'll enjoy this timeless words of wisdom quote by Thomas Edison, who noted the following: "During all those years of experimentation and research, I never once made a discovery. All my work was deductive, and the results I achieved were those of invention, pure and simple." Showcase the power of invention with any of these inspirational quotable Edison quote gifts!

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Chess Players Live In A Black & White World Poker Deck

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following caption: "Chess Players Live In A Black & White World". Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess today!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Spiral Note Book

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Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Stickers

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Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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Too Much Time On Your Hands? Play Bridge iPhone 4 Case

Do you have too much time on your hands? Showcase your wry sense of wit and wisdom with a dose of bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the rhetorical question that will make all bridge players laugh, smile, and wink: "Too Much Time On Your Hands? Play Bridge". Everyone who's a bridge player will know that you can never devote too much time to playing bridge and that the game of bridge will take up all of your free time so that you won't have any free time remaining!

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My Secret Smile (da Vinci's Mona Lisa) Cloth Place Mat

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Do you have a secret smile? Enjoy any of these Renaissance attitude gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous Mona Lisa, along with the headline "My Secret Smile". The secret smile that is the mother of all secret smiles!

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Do You Know About Circulation In Macroeconomics? Ornaments

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No matter which country you live in, you are affected by macroeconomics, a branch of economics that deals with the performance, structure, and behavior of the economy of the entire community, either a nation, a region, or the entire world. Make others do a double-take with intelligent thought with any of these thought-provoking economics cheat sheet gifts featuring the circulation in macroeconomics. Ask yourself and others the key question: "Do You Know About The Circulation In Macroeconomics" No need to be an economist or economics major to enjoy!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Acrylic Award

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Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Yield To Adventure (Yield Sign) T Shirts

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Do you yield to adventure? Showcase your wry adventurous side with this yield sign pointing toward "To Adventure" that means "Yield To Adventure". Make others do a double-take with a dose of signage humor today about what you truly yield to in life!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Yubo Lunchboxes

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Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this lunchbox featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Classic mathematical constant humor advice for any hungry pi fan!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Napkins

Think Binary Clock (Geek Humor) Personalized Letterhead

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Celebrate your geek side with any of these gifts featuring a clock with all of the hour numbers in binary form along with the following saying in the middle: "Think Binary". Make others do a double-take about the binary world today!

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In Re Morse (Morse Code) Towels

Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) Plaques

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key components to human skin along with the saying "Fascinated By Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you are truly fascinated by with a dose of medical, anatomical humor today!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Dart Board

Thomas Edison Results Invention Pure Simple Quote Puzzles

I Only Play Chess On Days That End In Y Chess Set Print

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Avid chess players will enjoy this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' ". Make others do a double-take at how often you play chess with a dose of chess geek humor today!

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Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Watch

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Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!

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Driven By My Own Code (DNA Replication) Ornaments

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Programmers, computer scientists, and those who work with code everyday will enjoy any of the biological humor gifts. Featuring DNA replication, including labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the tongue-in-cheek geek truism saying "Driven By My Own Code". Make others do a double-take with any of these memorable scientific attitude gifts today! Perfect gifts for anyone who is driven!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Wristwatches

Avid bridge players will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the all-consuming game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor today with this watch!

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Saturday, January 03, 2015

My Secret Smile (da Vinci's Mona Lisa) Laptop Speakers

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Life Is A Series Of Economies & Diseconomies Scale Print

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Showcase your wry economics sense of humor with this poster featuring the long run average cost curve on a graph along with the following funny life saying: "Life Is A Series Of Economies & Diseconomies Of Scale".

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Cake Picks

Yield To Discipline (Yield Sign Humor) Neck Wear

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Do you yield to discipline - at school, at home, at work, at play? Showcase your disciplined self with a dose of wry transportation signage humor fun with any of these yield sign gifts which say the following: "Yield To Discipline". Memorable signage attitude gifts for anyone with a disciplined state of mind!

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Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Reusable Water Bottles

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Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore iPad Mini Cases

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Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Drinking Bottles

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No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts! Great gifts for any fan of Egyptian geography!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Jigsaw Puzzles

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Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal (real) attitude today!

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My World Revolves Around Krebs (Energy Cycle) Tee Shirt

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Showcase your wry biochemical side with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "My World Revolves Around Krebs".

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Open Source Programmers Know How To Be On Guard Place Mat

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Featuring both Linux's Tux and Java mascot Duke with swords, you'll enjoy this tongue-in-cheek picture of both of them putting up their dukes against a bunch of office paper clips. Truism saying for software developers says it all: "Open Source Programmers Know How To Be On Guard". Surreal and memorable gifts for those who work in the trenches! Make others do a double-take today with wry geek attitude!

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Words & Unwords 2014 Humor Brain Sayings Calendar

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Do you enjoy intelligent fun throughout the year? Enjoy brainy humor throughout the year with this Words & Unwords 2014 Humorous Brain Sayings Calendar featuring 14 different brain sayings, 1 for each month plus 1 on the front cover and 1 on the back cover. Get a load of laughs and be reflective with a dose of anatomical brainy attitude!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Wall Clocks

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Wrapping Paper

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Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made, you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Galaxy SII Cover

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Are you frequently considered a black hole? No need to be an astronomer to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an artist's depiction of a black hole along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek galactic geek humor the next time they approach you!

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