Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside Cards

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Showcase exactly what goes on inside of your cells -- specifically your mitochondria -- with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain. For the record, the electron transport chain in the mitochondrion is the site of oxidative phosphorylation in eukaryotes. The NADH and succinate generated in the citric acid cycle is oxidized, providing energy to power ATP synthase. Make others do a double-take on the "Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside" with any of these biochemistry attitude gifts today!

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Bumper Stickers

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No need to be chemist or chemistry major to believe that life is so element. Showcase wry chemistry humor with any of these "Periodic Table Of Elements" gifts with the tongue-in-cheek chemistry truism "Life Is So Elemental". Educational, scientific fun for anyone who knows about the periodic table!

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Stamps

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Fans of grapes will enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring grape berry anatomy along with the saying "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style".

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Nikola Tesla Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Tshirt

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Fans of wireless genius Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla will enjoy this Tesla quote gift tee. Quote says the following: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic - and this we know it is, for certain - then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheelwork of nature." No need to be a mechanical engineer or physicist to enjoy this wheelwork of nature quote t-shirt. Perfect gift for all who live in today's wireless world!

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Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny (Biology) Tees

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No need to be an evolutionary or developmental biologist to enjoy this "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" gift tee featuring a design that was once attributed to Ernest Haeckel. The tenet or maxim has been disproved, but remains in biology textbooks as an example of historical evolutionary thought (just like Lamarck was disproved). Showcase the various stages of the embryo with this historical scientific biology geek t-shirt!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Apron

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy of these wry math humor gifts featuring pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". No need to wait until March 14th to celebrate "Pi Day" with any of these educational, math attitude pi gifts! Make others wonder about the significance of March 14th with any of these pi humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Tshirt

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Showcase your scientific attitude side with any of these gifts featuring the ATP molecule, along with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate - ATP". Includes chemical molecule / molecular structure of adenosine triphosphate. You are powered by adenosine triphosphate (ATP), so let the world know today! No need to be a chemist or biochemistry major to enjoy!

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Just Another Hypercubed Day (Polytope) T-shirts

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Do you live in a hypercubed world? Showcase math and geometry wizardry with this educational geometric fun "Just Another Hypercubed Day" gift tee! Get others thinking outside of our three-dimensional world when you wear this hypercube polytope design!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Belt Buckle

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude gifts today!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Coffee Mugs

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Warning! There's A Beehive In My Backyard Bumper Sticker

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Do you have a beehive in your backyard? Showcase your wry beekeeper / apiarist attitude with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of a beehive in a garden along the following sound advice for anyone who dares go into your backyard: "Warning! There's A Beehive In My Backyard". Memorable beekeeper attitude gifts for all who like to warn others of what exists in the backyard with a dose of wry bee humor!

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Biology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Tshirts

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Showcase your biological sense of humor with this molecular biology design featuring DNA replication with the saying "Biology Is In My Genes". Educational science attitude gifts for any biologist or for anyone with genes!

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Have Cards Will Play Bridge Apron

Do you carry a spare pack of cards with you all of the time? Make others do a double-take wherever you go with any of these gifts featuring the wry saying for die-hard bridge players: "Have Cards - Will Play Bridge". Comes complete with all four card suits. Perfect gifts to get the word out on the world's most fascinating and most intellectual card game! For all those who like to play bridge all the time!

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Monday, December 29, 2014

Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Coffee Mugs

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Showcase your economics side with any of these gifts that includes the supply and demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for all who are happy and in equilibrium!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Post Cards

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Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today

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Historic California US 99 Route (Sign) Tshirts

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No need to be a transportation historian to enjoy this vintage transportation sign / traffic sign gift tee featuring Historic Route 99 in California. Showcase your love of California's roadway history and where you have been when you wear this t-shirt!

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Optics Snell's Law) Coffee Mug

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Optics Snell's Law) Coffee Mug

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Showcase wry optical humor with this design featuring Snell's law, which says that the ratio of the sines of the angles of incidence and of refraction is a constant that depends on the media. Snell's law is also known as Descartes' law or the law of refraction. Make others do a double-take with any of these scientific truism refraction humor gifts that include the tongue-in-cheek saying "Obey Refraction It's The Law". No need to be a physics major to enjoy!

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This Machine Is Powered By The Citric Acid Cycle Tie

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Showcase what you are powered by with these geek science humor gifts that includes the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or the tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Truism saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By The Citric Acid Cycle". Scientific attitude for all those powered by the citric acid cycle -- and that means you!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron) Hats

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No need to work in the medical field -- although it certain helps -- to enjoy any of these wry kidney nephron humor gifts featuring all of the key parts of the nephron (from medical textbook Gray's Anatomy) along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Word play on the word "real" and "renal". Make everyone do a double-take on what you mean today with anatomical attitude today!

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Mouse Pad

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Environmentalists and anyone who breathes will enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis, the biochemical process which converts light into energy in chloroplasts, along with the truism saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you support and how you do it with a dose of geek attitude fun!

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here T-shirts

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Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Tees

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All geologists know that schist is not granite. Showcase your geological nature with a dose of humor with this colorful plate tectonics / Earth's crust gift tee that says exactly that: "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Educational, wry geology humor for those who understand not to take Mother Nature's faults for granted (granite)! Double entendre truism saying for any rock hound!

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Remember: Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status Postcards

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Astronomers will enjoy any of these wry astronomical humor gifts featuring our solar system, along with the current scientific truism that Pluto is no longer a planet. Whether you are a fan of Pluto or not, showcase your knowledge of our solar system today -- as defined by the officials -- and gently reminder others that "Pluto No Longer Has Planetary Status" with any of these scientific attitude gifts!

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Are You In Your Element? (Periodic Table Humor) Buttons

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Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude today! Perfect gifts for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside Ties

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Tshirts

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If you love the future, you'll enjoy this scientific quote gift tee by Serbian-American inventor and the "father of wireless" Nikola Tesla! Quote says: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Perfect genius quotation t-shirt for any accomplished and/or budding futurist!

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Vintage Me (Grape Berry) Belt Buckle

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Detailed scientific humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the anatomy of a grape berry, along with the truism saying "Vintage Me". No need to be a grower of grapes or a lover of wine to enjoy wry biological grape anatomy humor! Memorable attitude gift for grape fans and wine lovers!

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G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside T Shirts

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No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy this educational scientific gift tee featuring "G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside". Let everyone know exactly what is going on inside of your cell membranes when you wear this informative, colorful biology/biochemistry tee!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Posters

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Showcase your wry mathematical constant attitude with this delicious math poster featuring pi on a pie. Comes with the mathematical truism saying: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Make everyone do a double-take on pi on a pie today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate T Shirt

Hexeract (Geometry Hypercube Polytope) Tee Shirts

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No need to be mathematician or into geometry to enjoy this hexeract design gift tee! A hexeract is a six-dimensional hypercube with 64 vertices, 192 edges, 240 square faces, 160 cubic cells, 60 tesseract 4-faces, and 12 penteract 5-faces. Showcase this orthogonal projection t-shirt of a hexeract with a dose of linear attitude fun!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) Reusable Water Bottle

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Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take with any of these wry magnetic gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Key Chain

Biology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Stickers

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If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Cards

If you treat the game of bridge seriously, you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge attitude gifts! Featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade), along with the funny bridge saying: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona". No need to be have been to the Grand Canyon or Arizona to enjoy the seriousness of this statement. Truism bridge saying for all bridge players who understand how serious the game of bridge can be!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Custom Ties

Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Coffee Mugs

Historic California US 50 Route (Sign) Shirts

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No need to be a transportation historian to enjoy this vintage transportation sign / traffic sign showcasing US Route 50 in California. Perfect gift for those who have traveled on Route 50 over the years!

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Optics Snell's Law) Sticker

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Optics Snell's Law) Sticker

Sulfur Dioxide Plume Eruption Mt. Etna Italy Coffee Mug

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No need to be an earth scientist or fan of volcanoes to enjoy any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts featuring the "Sulfur Dioxide Plume From Continuing Eruption of Mt. Etna, Italy". Make others do a double-take of sulfur dioxide plumes from outer space with any of these Picture Earth gifts! No need to have visited Mt. Etna Italy to enjoy!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron) Mug

Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Apron

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Biochemistry is a part of us, whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with any of these Krebs cycle gifts that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect gifts for those who understand the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day!

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Postcard

Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Coffee Mug

Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Pins

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If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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