Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Fridge Magnets

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://www.android.com/branding.html) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/).

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Beta-Negative Decay (Nuclear Physics) Shirt

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No need to be a physicist -- specifically, a quantum physicist or a nuclear physicist -- to enjoy any of these scientific, educational gifts featuring beta-negative decay. In beta-negative decay, the weak interaction converts a neutron into a proton while emitting an electron and an electron anti-neutrino . Specifically, it is due to the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these informative gifts!

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Lake Carnegie, Western Australia Coffee Mugs

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Are you a fan of Lake Carnegie in Western Australia? Enjoy this vivid colorful Picture Earth satellite photo of Lake Carnegie on any of these gifts. Make others do a double-take on what they are seeing from this outer space viewpoint!

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence Stickers

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Showcase your renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence". No need to be a nephrologist or physician or urologist to enjoy wry medical anatomical fun with these memorable geek humor gifts!

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) T-shirt

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Biochemistry is a part of us, whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with any of these Krebs cycle gifts that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect gifts for those who understand the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day!

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99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Tshirt

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Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence!

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Warning! On Mental Vacation (Duke Java Coffee Cup) Mug

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If you have stared at the screen for too long of session, you'll enjoy any of these wry open source programmer humor gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke sitting in a coffee cup (tubbing), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying for anyone who asks: "Warning! On Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take at where you mind is with any of these software development / software engineer gifts!

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Coded For Success (DNA Replication) Coffee Mug

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Are you coded for success? Regardless of how successful you are, showcase wry DNA replication humor with any of these deoxyribonucleic acid gifts that says "Coded For Success". Make others do a double-take on genes, genetics, and the meaning of success today! Perfect gifts for entrepreneurs and those hard wired for success!

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Now You Know Why I Have Such A Tilted View World Round Stickers

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No need to be an astronomer or earth scientist to enjoy wry galactic humor with any of these gifts featuring orbital variation along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying "Now You Know Why I Have Such A Tilted View Of The World". Make others do a double-take today with any of these educational scientific illustration gifts!

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Age Is Relative (Geological Time Humor) Cards

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Geological age humor is found on these gifts that features the various epochs, eons, and periods of Earth's history. Educational timeline. Showcase that "Age Is Relative" with a scientific Earth time twist today! Growing older never felt better when viewed in relation to geological time!

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Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside Tee Shirts

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No need to be an astronomer or solar flare watcher to enjoy tongue-in-cheek Sun humor with any of these gifts featuring a picture of the Sun along with the scientific truism saying "Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside". Make others do a double-take about exactly lies within you with a dose of geek attitude today!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Necklace

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy wry geek humor with this necklace featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic". Make others do a double-take about the discipline of chemistry and its predictability with this science humor gift!

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Christmas Ornaments

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No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Man Who Invented The 20th Century Mug

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Do you listen to the radio or use wireless? Our modern world in the 20th century -- extending to the 21st century -- was due to one lone genius inventor, Nikola Tesla. "Father of the Radio" and the AC dynamo, Nikola Tesla can be considered the "Man Who Invented The Twentieth Century". Showcase your enthusiasm for Tesla's creations today with any of these gifts!

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Brewing The Earliest Application Biotechnology Shirts

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Brewers and those who enjoy wine, beer, and malts will enjoy this woodcut / wood carving historical picture gift tee that says "Brewing - The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Showcase your biotech side with a dose of intelligent, educational fun. Perfect gift for modern day brewers!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Shirt

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No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Coffee Mugs

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Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these gifts that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Personalized Stationery

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Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Wristwatch

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Make others do a double-take with this physics humor watch featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective advice for those who love to seize the day in life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential scientific truism on this watch!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Skin Layers) iPhone 4 Case-Mate Case

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No need to be a dermatologist to surf the web, text, and take pictures with this case featuring the various anatomical skin layers, complete with all key labels. Comes with the truism saying that will make others wonder what type of personality you truly have: "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin".

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Coffee Mug

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No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy any of these heartbeat attitude gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Make others do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Magnet

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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I Love Beekeeping (Bee) Bags For Laptop

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Beekeepers and apiarists who love beekeeping will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring a bee along with the saying "I Love Beekeeping" in Love Letters font!

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My DNA Is In Often Need Of Repair (DNA Humor) Mug

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Yes, DNA does repair itself. No matter how you feel, celebrate life with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA repair, along with the wry saying "My DNA Is In Often Need Of Repair". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific biology gifts! No need to be a biologist or gene therapist to enjoy!

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Eat... Sleep... Bridge (Bridge Humor Card Suits) Mugs

If you are trying to make Lifemaster in record time, you'll enjoy any of these wry bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade) along with the common saying "Eat... Sleep... Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what goes on in your life every hour of the day with a dose of bridge player humor today! For all die-hard bridge players!

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Economists Do It With Models (Economics Humor) Buttons

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Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve, along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Keychains

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Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Welcome To Genius County (Signs) Personalized Photo Card

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Showcase your wry intelligent side with any of these gifts that include the transportation sign "Welcome To Genius County". Make others do a double-take with memorable gifts that flatter the ego and showcase the intellect in a low-key humorous fashion! Perfect gifts for all who think that they are geniuses!

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Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Coffee Mugs

Just How Negative Do You Think I Am? (Beta-Neg.) Tshirt

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No need to be a nuclear physicist to ask this key question -- relating to yourself, of course -- with any of these wry science humor gifts featuring beta-negative decay. In beta-negative decay, the weak interaction converts a neutron into a proton while emitting an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. The diagram shows the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Comes with the geek attitude inquiry for all who love to criticize at the quantum level: "Just How Negative Do You Think I Am?" Keep others guessing with any of these educational, physics humor gifts!

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence Magnets

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Mugs

99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Mugs

If We Could Harness Methane Ethane Jupiter Energy Postcards

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Do you think about solar system solutions to the coming energy crisis on Earth? Make others do a double-take with your sense of astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Jupiter and the following astronomical thought: "Just Think... If We Could Harness The Methane & Ethane On Jupiter, We Wouldn't Have An Energy Problem On Earth". Wry educational, scientific attitude gifts that will make others guess at how much methane and ethane actually exist on planet Jupiter and how much energy we will need on Earth in the coming future!

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Which Plate Are You Standing On? (Plate Tectonics) Neckwear

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No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy this plate tectonics design that features the plates of the Earth, along with the query "Which Plate Are You Standing On?" Educational, geological attitude for anyone who stands on Earth!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Sticker

Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Coffee Mug

Living Fossil Inside (Coelacanth) Bumper Stickers

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Do you consider yourself a fossil? No matter what your age, showcase your wry scientific sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a true living fossil, the coelacanth, along with the saying "Living Fossil Inside". The coelacanths, which are related to lungfishes and tetrapods, were believed to have been extinct since the end of the Cretaceous period. They were considered the "missing link" between the fish and the tetrapods until the first Latimeria specimen was found off the east coast of South Africa, off the Chalumna River in 1938. Make others do a double-take on the subject of evolution and age -- particularly old age -- with any of these coelacanth attitude gifts!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Pin

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Custom Invitation

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Bicycle Playing Cards

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Postcard

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Invitation

Beekeepers Know Honey Never Spoils Commuter Bag

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Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy this laptop bag gift featuring a honey wand dripping honey on a biscuit along with the saying "Beekeepers Know Honey Never Spoils".

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