Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? Neck Wear

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Do you frequently think about objects in the fifth dimension? Does the third dimension -- or even the fourth dimension -- bore you to death? No need to be a mathematician to enjoy geometrical humor with any of these gifts featuring a cube in the fifth dimension, along with the saying "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Ask yourself and others with tongue-in-cheek geometry attitude today!

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Cousin Tree With Genetic Kinship (Genealogy) Post Cards

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No need to be a genealogist or anthropologist to know where you are in relation to other family members. Showcase this cousin tree with genetic kinship percentage in the upper right hand corner of each relationship with any of these gifts! Memorable educational biological lineage gifts for family reunions and to keep track of who exactly is your first or second cousin!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Samsung Galaxy S3 Case

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Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) Postcards

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key components to human skin along with the saying "Fascinated By Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you are truly fascinated by with a dose of medical, anatomical humor today!

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Heartbeat Life's Rhythm (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Custom Invitations

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No need to work in the medical field to know what a normal heartbeat looks like on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG). Make others do a double-take with any of these "Heartbeat Life's Rhythm" gifts. Wry educational attitude gifts for all those with a heartbeat and who know about life's rhythm!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Mugs

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick Mug

Showcase your wry bridge attitude the next time you play bridge with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the sound bridge advice "Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick". Memorable bridge advice for all bridge players who have -- perhaps unknowingly -- trumped their own trick during bridge play!

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Awesome DNA Inside Coffee Mugs

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If you are not modest about your DNA, you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek scientific gifts featuring DNA replication along with the immodest saying "Awesome DNA Inside". Complete with labels of all key parts of DNA replication. Timeless humor gifts for all those who believe that they have awesome DNA inside!

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Rhombicuboctahedron (Leonardo da Vinci) Postcard

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Scientist, artist, and inventor Leonardo da Vinci made many different drawings. Recreated here on these gifts is da Vinci's drawing of a rhombicuboctahedron, an Archimedean solid with eight triangular and eighteen square faces. There are 24 identical vertices, with one triangle and three squares meeting at each. Showcase da Vinci's lasting genius with any of the geometric gifts!

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Economists Do It With Models (Economics Humor) Fridge Magnets

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Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve, along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Postcards

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Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? Postcards

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No need to be majoring in psychology to enjoy any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the principle of emergence. Design says: "Emergence - Do You See A Dalmatian?" Psyche attitude gifts for all who can see a dalmatian amongst the black and white spots!

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Software Developers Are Addicted To Sweets Key Chain

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Software developers who are addicted to sweets will enjoy any of these wry Android robot / bug droid gifts featuring cupcake, doughnut, and eclair along with the truism saying "Software Developers Are Addicted To Sweets". Make everyone do a double-take about your sweet-filled thoughts inside every time you code with any of these open source software developer / software engineer saying gifts today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Just Passing Through Space & Time (Light Cone) T Shirt

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The space-time continuum adventure comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a light cone as well as the truism saying "Just Passing Through Space & Time". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of physics with a dose of wry geek humor. Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the past, present, and the future!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Apron

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Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle Humor) Pinback Button

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Do you function on a complex cycle? You'll enjoy any of these biochemistry humor gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) with the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Showcase the complexity of your operating innards today. Science attitude gifts for all those who function on a complex cycle -- no matter what schedule you are following!

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Statistics The Art & Science Of Finding Out Quote Mugs

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No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy wry stats humor attitude with any of these bell curve gifts! Saying comes with the humorous definition of statistics: "Statistics - The Art & Science Of Finding Out How Uncertain The World Really Is". Educational, stats psychology fun for all who work with the normal distribution!

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World Visibility Of The 2012 Transit Of Venus Post Cards

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Astronomers will enjoy the 2012 Transit of Venus with any of these world map gifts featuring the world visibility of the 2012 Transit of Venus, with partial and full viewing available at certain locations on Earth. Comes with the caption that will get others to think about having their grandchildren or great-grand children watch the next Transit of Venus: "Note: Next pair of transits of Venus will be in December 2117 and December 2125".

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Mugs

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Do you love cooking? Combine your love of cooking with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements with the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational geek humor today! Memorable gifts for lovers of cooking and chemistry!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Coffee Mugs

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Dry-Erase Whiteboard

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Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Sticker

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Serbian-American Nikola Tesla was an inventor and scientist and best known for being "Father of Radio" and our modern wireless world. Showcase your forward thinking with any of these Tesla quote gifts that say the following: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Memorable quote gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, futurists and those who believe that the future is theirs for the taking!

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Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing Tee Shirt

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Showcase your wry biological side with this dividing embryo with the funny saying: "Biology - The Only Science Where Multiplication and Division Mean The Same Thing". Gifts for anyone into biology and the science of cellular division!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Invite

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No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie? Water Bottles

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Are you a hungry mathematician? Showcase your wry geek humor side with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pi along with the following query: "Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie?" Memorable pi humor gifts for any pi fan!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose (Chemistry) Pullover Sweatshirt

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Face it -- you are powered by glucose. Showcase this scientific truism with any of these chemical molecule gifts featuring the glucose molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose". Make others do a double-take at exactly what a simple sugar molecule looks like!

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All Things In The Universe Come In Sets Tshirts

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Are you into set theory? Showcase wry mathematical humor with any of these logic and math gifts featuring various sets, along with the truism saying "All Things In The Universe Come In Sets". Make others do a double-take on cumulative hierarchy today!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Pet ID Tags

Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) Bumper Stickers

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Heartbeat My Internal Music (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Key Chains

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We all have a heartbeat. Showcase wry medical and health attitude with any of these electrocardiogram gifts featuring a heartbeat, along with the health truism saying "Heartbeat My Internal Music". No need to work in the medical field or be a music lover to enjoy nature's internal music!

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Meet Me In Wonderland (Mad Hatter Running) Custom Announcements

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If you rush throughout life and have an important date, you'll enjoy any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Caption says it all: "Meet Me In Wonderland". Wonderland adventure fun for all those who are in a rush in today's hectic world!

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Ideas Are Like DNA Strands Leading & Lagging Mugs

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Do you have lots of ideas? Showcase wry scientific attitude with any of these DNA replication gifts with the truism saying "Ideas Are Like DNA Strands - Leading & Lagging & Comprising of Sense & Anti-Sense". Featuring leading and lagging DNA strands, complete with labels. Make others do a double-take with a dose of inspirational biological humor! Perfect gifts for all those with sensible and nonsensical ideas!

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Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick Shirts

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Economists Do It With Models (Economics Humor) Invitations

Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? T Shirts

Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Button

Software Developers Are Addicted To Sweets Poster

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Showcase your wry Android sweet side with this poster featuring bug droid thinking about cupcake, doughnut, and eclair along with the saying "Software Developers Are Addicted To Sweets". Make others do a double-take with a dose of Android attitude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Just Passing Through Space & Time (Light Cone) Business Card Template

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Physicists will enjoy introducing themselves at any meet and greet with this business card featuring a light cone along with the saying "Just Passing Through Space & Time". Fans of astrophysics and quantum physics and science fiction will enjoy any of these geek attitude business cards!

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Southern Spain and Algeria (Picture Earth) Coffee Mugs

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If you enjoy view of the Earth from outer space, you'll enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts featuring Southern Spain and Algeria. Vivid satellite geography image gifts for all who enjoy Mediterranean and Mediterranean Sea geography. No need to have visited Spain or Algeria to enjoy!

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Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) Mouse Pads

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Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal".

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I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle Humor) Round Stickers

Summarizing Statistics T Shirt

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) T-shirt

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Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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Our Solar System's Planets In Perpsective Laptop Computer Bag

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Astronomical and cosmic attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the relative sizes of the plants in our solar system along with their respective distances from our Sun along with the following caption: "Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective".

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