Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, December 06, 2014

Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Pendant

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Dry-Erase Whiteboard

tagged with: estrogen, estradiol, steroid, this machine is powered by, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, hormone, humor, attitude, educational, medical, medicine, nurse, doctor

Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Postage Stamp

tagged with: equal, congruent, math, geometry, angle, truism, geek, humor, are you congruent, words and unwords, degrees, saying, funny, attitude, query, question, rotate, reflect, translate, mathematician, geometry fan, educational, math teacher, educational resources

Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take and wonder exactly what it is that you are referring to: "Are You Congruent?" Classic math geek postage stamp query gift! No need to be a mathematician to enjoy.

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Candy Dish

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, geek, humor, wireless communication, from telegraph to texting, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio, amateur radio operator, communication, message, attitude, saying, truism, morse code, air traffic controller, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, style, texting, old school texting, pilot, historical, historical communication

Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of Dermatology Candy Jar

tagged with: now you know, what my skin consists of, skin, anatomy, dermal layers, dermatology, words and unwords, dermatologist, geek, humor, anatomical, attitude, saying, skin saying, skin layers, epidermis, medical

Showcase your wry dermatological side with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of the skin, complete with all key parts, along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean: "Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of".

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Wall Clock

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, humor, geek, words and unwords, patience, word play, science, scientist, physicist, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Dry Erase Boards

tagged with: thomas alva edison, thomas edison, edison, inventor, scientist, creative, success, words and unwords, never had a clock, in my workroom, quote, quotation, entrepreneur, motivational, inspirational, humor, attitude, chronos, chiros, time, owe my success, work, clock, funny, successful, losing track of time

Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Wonderland Be What You Would Seem To Be Duchess Ceramic Tiles

tagged with: alice, duchess, alice's adventures in wonderland, lewis carroll, wonderland, quotation, appear, words and unwords, be what you would, seem to be, alice in wonderland, quote, otherwise, funny, humor, attitude, logic, logician, syntax, programmer, psyche, psychology, tongue twister, logical, saying, truism, self-evident, riddle, brain-teaser, appearances, riddles, brain teasers, john tenniel

If you're a fan of Alice in Wonderland, you'll enjoy this passage with advice on how one should appear to others from the Duchess to Alice as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" with illustration by John Tenniel on any of these gifts. Quotation says it all: 'I quite agree with you,' said the Duchess; 'And the moral of that is - "Be What You Would Seem To Be" - or if you'd like it put more simply - "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." Make others do a double-take with rational, logical Wonderland fun!

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Yet Another Year Older Still Just As Twisted DNA Round Stickers

tagged with: yet another year older, and still just as twisted, dna, molecular biology, geek, science, humor, dna replication, words and unwords, molecular biologist, scientist, getting older, funny, attitude, saying

Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude toward aging with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Yet Another Year Older ... And Still Just As Twisted". Makes a great birthday gift for any molecular biologist or scientist!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: wisdom is the daughter, daughter of experience, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, experience, wisdom, genius, quote, quotation, words and unwords, advice, observation, scientist, artist, polymath

Timeless advice is found on this laptop bag featuring the self-portrait of Renaissance scientist and artist Leonardo da Vinci along with one of his infamous observation quotes: "Wisdom is the daughter of experience." Memorable gift for all who know about the connection between wisdom and experience.

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Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Postage Stamp

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tagged with: do not invest, in a stock, priced for perspection, stock market, stock market graph, sign, signage, economics, investors, words and unwords, value investing, do it yourself investor, geek, humor, advice, econ, stockbroker, financier, investor, invest, investment advice

Sound economic advice is alive and well on this postage stamp featuring a yellow diamond sign that says the following: "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Relevant and timely investment advice at a time when the stock market is hitting its all time highs for the next time you send correspondence!

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Are You Seasick Yet? (Motion Illusion) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: motion illusion, optical illusion, are you seasick yet, circles that appear to move, humor, geek, visual, perception, words and unwords, psyche, illusion

Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude with a dose of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the infamous motion illusion -- where the circles start to move as you stare at them -- along with the following caption: "Are You Seasick Yet?" Classic geek humor at its best!

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Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Stamp

tagged with: life is nothing but, a helicopter ride, helicopter, helipad, signs, signage, life saying, words and unwords, geek humor, humor, attitude, saying, truism

Showcase your wry sense of humor about life and its ups and down the next time you send correspondence with this postage stamp featuring the sign for a helicopter / helipad along with the truism saying "Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Up And Down Navigation".

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Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Puzzles

tagged with: cambrian explosion, bug droid, android, evolution, software development, operating system, open source, words and unwords, software developer, oak tree silhouette, oak tree, software engineer, geek humor, geek saying, bug droid font

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Do You Know Difference Non-Ionizing Ionizing Luggage Tags

tagged with: do you know the difference, non-ionizing radiation, ionizing radiation, radiation, electromagnetic radiation, electromagnetic spectrum, physics, physicist, geek, words and unwords, educational, humor, attitude, query, rhetorical question

Showcase your wry electromagnetic physics sense of humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the electromagnetic spectrum along with labels for non-ionizing and ionizing radiation. Includes the caption that will make others do a double-take whenever they think about radiation: "Do You Know The Difference Between Non-Ionizing And Ionizing Radiation?"

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Warning! Vortex Sound Generated Inside (Tornado) Print

tagged with: warning, vortex sound generated inside, inside, vortex sound generation, words and unwords, attitude, tornado, tornado watcher, tornado sound, vortex, meteorological, meteorology, extreme weather, earth science, geek, humor, science in society

Showcase your wry meteorological side with this extreme weather poster featuring a tornado along with the following saying: "Warning! Vortex Sound Generated Inside". Great poster gift for any tornado watcher!

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In Love With My Energy Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Print

tagged with: in love with, my energy cycle, krebs cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, tcac, citric acid cycle, biochemistry, organic chemistry, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, scientist, biologist, biochemist, energy, atp

Showcase your biochemical sense of humor with this educational, scientific poster featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "In Love With My Energy Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry organic chemistry attitude today!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: renal, nephron, kidney, nephrology, nephrologists, embrace the renal world, geek, medical, medicine, words and unwords, anatomical, humor, saying, attitude, anatomy

Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal (real) attitude today!

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Software Developers Have To Drill Down To The Nuts Laptop Bag

tagged with: software developers, software engineers, open source, java, duke, drill down to the, nuts and bolts, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, programmer, coder, funny, software development

Open source advocates who program in Java and beyond will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek unofficial Java mascot Duke gifts featuring Duke wielding a chainsaw and jack hammer along with the following truism saying: "Software Developers Have To Drill Down To The Nuts & Bolts". Make others do a double-take on what software developers and software engineers do on a daily basis!

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Remember ... Correlation Does Not Equal Causation Rectangle Stickers

tagged with: correlation does not equal causation, correlation, causation, remember, statistics, correlation coefficients, graphs, datapoints, geek, words and unwords, statistician, attitude, saying, educational, psyche, psychology, truism, humor, tenet

No need to be a statistician to know that correlation does not equal causation. Showcase your wry and witty statistical side with any of these gifts featuring various correlation coefficients and their respective graphs along with the following reminder: "Remember ... Correlation Does Not Equal Causation". Statistical geek attitude for anyone who knows about the relationship between correlation and causation -- i.e., there isn't one!

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Warning! Approaching Black Hole No Light Escape Galaxy SII Cover

tagged with: warning, geek, no light can escape, black hole, funny, astronomy, words and unwords, approaching black hole, astronomer, humor, saying, black holes

Are you frequently considered a black hole? No need to be an astronomer to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring an artist's depiction of a black hole along with the saying "Warning! Approaching Black Hole From Which No Light Can Escape". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek galactic geek humor the next time they approach you!

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The World Contains Many Faults (Plate Tectonics) Notebook

tagged with: the world contains many faults, plate tectonics, earth science, geologist, geology, tectonic plates of the world, seismologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, earth scientist, earth science faults, earthquakes, earthquake fan

Showcase your wry plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying "The World Contains Many Faults". Memorable gifts for geologists, seismologists, and earth scientists!

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Are You In Your Element? Periodic Table Humor Stamps

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, scientist, chemist, chemistry, table of elements, query, are you in your element, geek, words and unwords, mendeleev, science, saying, question, humor, attitude, funny, sarcasm, chemistry major, chemistry teacher, lifestyle

Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with this stamp featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude the next time you send correspondence! Perfect postage gifts for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion)

tagged with: facilitator inside, mediator, facilitator, facilitated diffusion, cell membrane, protein, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, molecules, chemistry, biochemistry, cell biologist, biologist, biochemist, scientist, attitude, saying, lifestyle

If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with any of these cell biology attitude gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Our Machinery Will Be Driven By Power Posters

tagged with: nikola tesla, electrical engineer, wireless, father of radio, electricity, our machinery will be driven, power, obtainable, any point of the universe, words and unwords, scientist, quotation, quote, inventor, geek

Showcase your wry electrical engineer wireless side with this poster gift featuring a black-and-white portrait of Serbian-American genius Nikola Tesla along with one of his quotations: "Ere Many Generations Pass, Our Machinery Will Be Driven By A Power Obtainable At Any Point Of the Universe".

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Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology Christmas Tree Ornament

tagged with: biotechnology, biotech, brewing, application, saying, geek, earliest application of biotechnology, words and unwords, medieval woodcut, historical brewery, biology, earliest, monks, vintage, historical, truism, humor, attitude, educational, science, scientist, wine, beer, yeast, drinking

Showcase this fact with any of these wood carving picture gifts featuring brewing in medieval times, along with the saying "Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Science humor gifts for anyone into yeast!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Tshirt

tagged with: wellington, new zealand, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, 3-d, stereoscopic imagery, stereoscopic image, adventure, science, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, three dimensional, picture earth, new zealand city, islands

No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Postage Stamp

tagged with: just crazy for some pi, mathematical constant, math humor, geek humor, mathematician, pi on a pie, pie humor, geek, irrational number, words and unwords, math, funny, attitude, hungry for pi, math teacher, word play, saying, riddles, brain teasers

If you are a fan of pi or a pi lover, you'll enjoy wry math geek humor with this stamp featuring pi on a pie along with the caption "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Showcase your pi attitude in your next correspondence with pi postage!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Candy Dish

Be Careful When Studying Math Lot Of Inequality Stamp

tagged with: math, mathematical, mathematician, geometry, geometric, euclidean space, cauchy-schwartz inequality, geek, be careful when studying math, words and unwords, inequality, saying, truism, funny, humor, attitude, psychology, studying math, angle, cosine, sine, euclid, euclidean, education, advice

Euclidean geometry humor is alive and well on any of these stamps featuring the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality along with the following geek attitude mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Make others do a double-take when sending correspondence with a dose of mathematical humor today!

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style

Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur) Tags For Luggage

tagged with: abrictosaurus, ornithischians, prehistoric, dinosaurs, heterodontosaurid dinosaur, dinosaurs are back, paleontologist, paleontology, early jurassic period, words and unwords, scientist, small bipedal dinosaur, jurassic

Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these gifts featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Dry Erase Whiteboards

Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of Dermatology

Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Pillows

tagged with: another year older, with a strong heartbeat, heartbeat, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emt, words and unwords, geek, humor, geek birthday, funny, saying, aging, sinus rhythm, heartbeat humor

Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor with this pillow gift featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat". Makes a great geek attitude birthday gift -- especially for anyone who has had open heart surgery!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Kitchen Towels

Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Posters

tagged with: jabberwock, jabberwocky, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, poem, john tenniel, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, words and unwords, gibberish, pormanteau, poetry, infamous poem, monster, logic, rhyme and reason, artist, jabberwocky poem, jaberwock, jaberwocky, monsters

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with this poster featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless poster that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Friday, December 05, 2014

Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Poster

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude with this poster featuring the Ebbinghaus illusion. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion poster for all who enjoy visual humor.

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Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Dry Erase Board

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics Dry Erase Board

tagged with: do not let life pass, pass by you, study physics, geek, humor, doppler effect, words and unwords, physicist, physics major, waves

Showcase your wry, twisted physics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Doppler Effect along with the double-entendre saying that will make others do a double-take on the subject of physics: "Do Not Let Life Pass By You Study Physics". Note: There is no error in the saying "Do Not Let Life Pass By You" as opposed to the common saying of "do not let life pass you by". You'll need to seize the moment with a dose of physics humor with any of these gifts that promote the study of physics! Memorable gifts for any physicist or physics teacher.

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle Citric Acid Cycle) Wall Clocks

tagged with: it's all organic, tcac, krebs cycle, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, scientist, biologist, biochemist

Showcase your wry scientific attitude the next time you tell time with this clock gift featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "It's All Organic". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of biochemical humor today!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Travel Bag Tag

tagged with: atp, if we could all photosynthesize, photosynthesis, alternative energy, converting light into energy, biology, light-dependent reactions, geek, green power, words and unwords, green energy, energy, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist, science, humor, attitude, scientist, funny, ecology, saying, methods

No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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When The Pressure Gets To Me Go Snorkeling Dreams Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: when the pressure, gets to me, i go snorkeling, open source, geek, java, java's mascot duke, words and unwords, software engineer, software developer, software development, programmer, coder, humor, attitude, saying, advice, in my dreams

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "When The Pressure Gets To Me I Go Snorkeling In My Dreams". Make others do a double-take on the type of pressure-filled life that you lead with a dose of geek humor today with these memorable gifts featuring Java's Duke!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Circulate The Love (Circle Of Willis) Travel Bag Tags

tagged with: circulate the love, circle of willis, medical, medicine, arteries, arterial circulation, circulation, geek, words and unwords, saying

Showcase your wry medical and anatomical side with a dose of Circle of Willis attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Circle of Willis along with the following caption in Love Letters font: "Circulate The Love".

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Awards

tagged with: i'm always off my axis, just like saturn, saturn, axis, astronomy, astronomer, galactic, humor, words and unwords, geek, saying, scientist, attitude, funny, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano Pacifier

tagged with: seismology, seismologist, volcanoes, volcanos, volcanologist, volcanic explosivity index, vei, explosive, index, words and unwords, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, attitude, science teacher, education, educational, scientist, earth's history

Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Plaques