Friday, December 05, 2014

Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Periodic T Postage


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Showcase your wry chemistry sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the current Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific saying: "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla iPhone 5 Case


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If you are into wireless, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the AC dynamo, the "Dynamic Electric Machine" US Patent 390721 By Nikola Tesla (1856-1943). Showcase Tesla genius in today's modern wireless times!

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Be True To Your Cell (Self) Eukaryote Watches


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Biology humor is alive and well for the next time you tell time with this watch featuring all key parts of a eukaryote cell along with the saying "Be True To Your Cell" -- i.e., wordplay on the word "self" and eukaryote, which means "true cell".

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor)


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Showcase your wry geek side with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Make others do a double-take with any of these visual word-play gifts for hungry mathematicians! Memorable gifts for math teachers and all who think about pi, the transcendental and irrational number!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Dart Board


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Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Lunch Boxes


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The next time you have lunch, showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this lunch box featuring a parabola along with the following query: "How Focused Are You?" Classic geometric geek humor gift for all who wonder how focused they are in life!

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Placemats


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Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Postage


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Showcase your wry medical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat".

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Placemat


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Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Words & Unwords Chess Sayings 2013 Calendar


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Chess players and chess teachers will enjoy this Words & Unwords Chess Sayings 2013 Calendar gift featuring a different chess saying for each month of the year. Memorable gift for any avid chess player!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Gallery Wrapped Canvas


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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with this wrapped canvas featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless canvas gift that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Worker Bee Inside (Bee Attitude) Water Bottles


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If you feel like a worker bee at times, you'll enjoy any of these apiarist humor gifts featuring a colorful, if not cartoonish, bee along with the saying "Worker Bee Inside". Make others understand how you feel with a dose of apiary culture with these memorable bee humor gifts! Perfect for any apiarist -- i.e., beekeeper!

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DNA Bases Basis For Life (Molecular Structure) Necklace


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Showcase your biochemical attitude with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the four nucleotide bases of deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) along with the following biological truism saying: "DNA Bases Basis For Life". Featuring the molecular structure of adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thiamine.

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Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze Travel Bag Tags


When you play duplicate bridge, do you frequently go over hand after the session? Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze A Hand". Make others do a double-take with a sharp observation of what some of the most astute bridge players do after playing bridge with these memorable bridge gifts!

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Rhombicuboctahedron (Leonardo da Vinci) Belt Buckles


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Gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous drawing of a rhombicuboctahedron, an Archimedean solid with eight triangular and eighteen square faces. Let your geometric side shine through!

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Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory Not Often Postage


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Showcase your wry economics sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the supply-and-demand curve in equilibrium along with the following truism saying: "Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory But Often Not Found In Practice".

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Lunchbox


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Showcase your wry optical illusionist side the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox which asks "Which Orange Circle Is Larger?" Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion lunchbox for all who enjoy visual humor.

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Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Magnets


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Do you view life as a series of ups and downs? Do you view life as a helicopter ride? Showcase your wry transportation sign sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sign for a helicopter / helipad along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Up And Down Navigation". Memorable signage saying gifts for all who have experienced the ups and down of life!

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Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Belt Buckle


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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Necklaces


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This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Towel


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Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) iPhone 5 Covers


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Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Belt Buckle


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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Pet ID Tag


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No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Christmas Tree Ornaments


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Showcase your wry geological plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these earth science gifts which geologists and earth scientists -- or anyone who is plate tectonics fan -- will enjoy! Featuring a map of the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying that everyone will agree with: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Educational, scientific seismological fun for anyone who has experienced an earthquake.

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic (Humor) Watch


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Showcase your wry Periodic Table side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following tongue-in-cheek saying that any chemist will agree with: "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic".

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Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside Pet Tag


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Showcase exactly what goes on inside of your cells -- specifically your mitochondria -- with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain. For the record, the electron transport chain in the mitochondrion is the site of oxidative phosphorylation in eukaryotes. The NADH and succinate generated in the citric acid cycle is oxidized, providing energy to power ATP synthase. Make others do a double-take on the "Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside" with any of these biochemistry attitude gifts today!

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla Poster


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Electrical engineers will enjoy this poster featuring "Dynamic Electric Machine", the AC dynamo invented by Nikola Tesla. It is U.S. Patent 390721.

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Biology Only Discipline Multiplication Division Christmas Ornament


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Wry mitotic humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring mitosis along with the following scientific truism saying: "Biology The Only Discipline Where Multiplication & Division Are The Same". No need to be a biologist to understand the process of mitosis -- i.e., cell division and, by extension, cell multiplication. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek biology geek attitude today!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Custom Announcement


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No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Tile


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Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Stamp


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Showcase your wry geometric sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a parabola along with the following ponderous query: "How Focused Are You?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math geek attitude today!

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Case For Galaxy S5


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Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur) Scratch Pads


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Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these gifts featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case


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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Reusable Water Bottles


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If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Puzzles


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Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Jewelry


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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Galaxy S5 Cases


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Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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Words & Unwords Bridge Advice 2014 Calendar


If you need some sound bridge advice the next time you play bridge, you'll enjoy this calendar featuring different bridge advice each month + 1 bonus advice on the back cover of the calendar. Memorable bridge advice calendar for all bridge players!

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Thursday, December 04, 2014

Science Is The Captain Practice Soldiers da Vinci Belt Buckle


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Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's words come alive on any of these gifts featuring da Vinci's infamous self-portrait along with one of his timeless quotes: "Science is the captain, and practice the soldiers." Intelligent quotation gifts for scientists, artists, inventors, and anyone who understands why science is the captain and practice is its soldiers!

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Okun's Rule Of Thumb (Linear Regression Economics) Christmas Tree Ornaments


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Economists and social scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a linear regression plot of Okun's Rule Of Thumb, which notes that a 1% increase in the unemployment rate is associated with a 2% decrease in GDP. Make others do a double-take with your educational, economic sense of style today!

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Approaching Unfixed Reality In Postmodern Era Sign Button


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No need to major in postmodern literature to enjoy wry transportation sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying: "Approaching An Unfixed Reality In The Postmodern Era". Make others do a double-take about what the postmodern era is all about with a dose of tongue-in-cheek intellectual humor with any of these warning signs! Perfect gifts for all who study modernity!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Christmas Ornaments


tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Pet Name Tag


tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Dart Boards


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This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Candy Dish


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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Coffee Mug


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Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time!

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckles


tagged with: i'm always off my axis, just like saturn, saturn, axis, astronomy, astronomer, galactic, humor, words and unwords, geek, saying, scientist, attitude, funny, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Samsung Galaxy S4 Covers


tagged with: mendeleev, periodic table of elements, chemistry, periodic table, geek, humor, love chemistry, because life is so periodic, organic chemistry, words and unwords, elements, chemist, funny, attitude, love letters font, love, periodic, regular, chemistry major, inorganic chemistry, educational, chemistry teacher, education

If you love chemistry and use the (Mendeleev's) periodic table of elements, you'll enjoy wry chemical attitude on any of these gifts featuring the periodic table of elements, along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic" in Love Letters font. No need to have a life to enjoy chemistry humor today!

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