Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, December 02, 2014

Bridge Is An Intellectual Game (Four Card Suits) Watch

Tell time with a dose of intelligent fun with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Bridge Is An Intellectual Game". Great watch for any avid bridge player!

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Monday, December 01, 2014

Within A Few Years Simple Inexpensive Device Tesla Candy Dish

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Timeless and prescient quote by wireless genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Tesla was well ahead of his time when he envisioned today's wireless society. Quote says: "Within a few years a simple and inexpensive device, readily carried about, will enable one to receive no land or sea the principal news, to hear a speech, a lecture, or song or play of a musical instrument, conveyed from any other region of the globe. The invention will also meet the crying need for cheap transmission to great distances, more especially over the oceans. The small working capacity of the cables and the excessive cost of messages are now fatal impediments to the dissemination of intelligence which can only be removed by transmission without wires." Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, entrepreneurs, and any advocate of technology, wireless technology, and communication in today's modern world!

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Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions Christmas Ornaments

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Do you view life to be nothing but a series of chain reactions? Showcase wry biological and scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain, as found in the mitochondria. Comes with the biological truism saying that many find to be true: "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions". Make others do a double-take with wry biochemical humor with any of these electron transport chain attitude gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Is Tote Bag

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Showcase your 3-D side with any of these gifts featuring the following: Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Islands, a small group of French islands in the North Atlantic Ocean south of Newfoundland and Labrador. Comes with instructions on how to view the satellite imagery in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these 3-D visual fun gifts today!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Postage

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Showcase your wry and witty mathematical constant pi fan sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi".

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Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Stamps

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A Fibonacci spiral approximates the golden spiral using quarter-circle arcs inscribed in squares of integer Fibonacci-number sides, shown for square sizes 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, and 34. Showcase your mathematical sense of proportion the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a Fibonacci spiral along with the caption "Team Fibonacci".

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Letterhead Template

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Showcase the estrogen inside of you -- whether you're a man or a woman -- with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the chemical molecule estradiol, the predominant form of estrogen, a steroid hormone. Estrogen is known as the female gonad hormone. Make others do a double-take with any of these chemical attitude gifts with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen"!

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Communication In Dits And Dahs (Morse Code) Luggage Tags

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of 19th century communication humor with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication In Dits And Dahs". Educational fun for all Morse code fans!

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Nipponosaurus (Lambeosaurine Hadrosaurid) Bag For Laptop

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Hadrosaurids or duck-billed dinosaurs are members of the family Hadrosauridae. One of lambeosaurines (Lambeosaurinae) had hollow cranial crests or tubes, and were generally less bulky, and included in this subfamily were the Nipponosaurus which existed during the Cretaceous Period. Showcase your prehistoric dinosaur fan side with any of these gifts featuring Nipponosaurus!

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Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers) Laptop Computer Bag

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You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these gifts featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor gifts featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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Life's Music Found Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Print

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Celebrate your wry heartbeat attitude with this poster featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with following saying: "Life's Music Found Inside". No need to be a medical professional or work in the health care industry to enjoy this inspirational ECG/EKG poster!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Cloth Napkin

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If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Chess Is Not Addictive I've Quit Hundreds Of Times Print

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Showcase your wry chess player attitude with this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the following humorous chess saying: "Chess Is Not Addictive I've Quit Hundreds Of Times".

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Rectangular Belt Buckles

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Barely There iPhone 6 Case

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Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Pollinator Inside (Bee On White Flower) Commuter Bags

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If you love pollination -- whether the ability of bees to pollinate flowers or your own ability to pollinate ideas -- you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee on a white flower along with the caption "Pollinator Inside". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of beekeeper humor today! No need to be a pollination specialist to enjoy!

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Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Notebook

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Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science and is genetically wired for science!

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There Is No Such Thing As Friendly Game Of Bridge Candy Dish

If you have ever experienced hostility at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these bridge truism gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "There Is No Such Thing As A Friendly Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what this observation means with a dose of snarky bridge attitude!

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Leonardo da Vinci Truth Is The Only Daughter Time Custom Stationery

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Featuring self-portrait of Leonardo da Vinci along with one of his infamous words of wisdom: "Truth is the only daughter of time." Showcase timeless intelligent thought with any of these gifts. Unforgettable inspirational quote gifts for seekers of truth and those who understand that truth is the only daughter of time!

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In An Optimal World Is Your Solution Feasible?

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Economics humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a graph with the econ attitude saying: "In An Optimal World Is Your Solution In The Feasible Region?". Educational economics gag gifts for all those who understand the constraints of decision-making and who are familiar with the feasible region under the curve! Optimization humor gifts for any decision-maker!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Laptop Bags

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When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with any of these optical illusion gifts. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology attitude for those who understand that color is relative!

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Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) Business Card Templates

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Showcase your wry sleep attitude at your next introduction with these business cards featuring a sign of a person sleeping along with the saying "Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi".

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Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Christmas Tree Ornament

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Android developers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with palette and artist's brush along with the following saying: "Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor". Make others do a double-take on what the process of software development is all about with a dose of artistic attitude today!

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It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) Baby Pacifier

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No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine, along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day, 7 Days Per Week, 365 Days Per Year". Specifically, these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference, it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word!

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Love Cloud Streets Because That's How I Roll Air Samsung Galaxy SII Case

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of meteorological attitude with any of these gifts featuring horizontal convective rolls along with the following saying: "Love Cloud Streets Because That's How I Roll In The Air". No need to be a pilot or meteorologist to enjoy!

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Belt Buckles

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No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts! Great gifts for any fan of Egyptian geography!

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Belt Buckles

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Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical humor gifts featuring all key part of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life". Great gift for anyone who advocates a renal (real) life!

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My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Premium Gift Boxes

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If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!

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Wanted A New Brain (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Laptop Commuter Bag

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Do you ever feel like you need a new brain? Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Wanted A New Brain".

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Know Your Percentages Do Statistics (Stats Humor) Print

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Showcase your wry statistical side with a dose of educational, stats humor with this poster featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics".

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I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn (Humor) Folio Planner

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No need to be an astronomer looking at the stars to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Saturn, along with the saying "I'm Always Off My Axis Just Like Saturn". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of galactic attitude today!

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I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Candy Jars

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Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Brownie

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Showcase your wry and diffuse scientific sense of humor with these brownies featuring an illustration of facilitated diffusion along with the saying "Facilitator Inside". Classic biology geek humor sweet treat for anyone who facilitates or mediates!

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Follow The Periodic Table It's The Law (Chemistry) Galaxy S3 Cases

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Wry scientific humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements, along with the chemical humor saying "Follow The Periodic Table - It's The Law". No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy any of these educational, scientific attitude gifts! For all those who work with the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Candy Dish

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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Just Call Me Semi-Conservative (DNA Replication) Notebook

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Semi-conservative does not refer to politics, but instead to the Meselson-Stahl experiment which proved that DNA replication was semi-conservative, with one strand coming from the original helix and one newly formed strand. Molecular biology gifts for anyone into experiments or DNA! Great conversation starter!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Miquelon & Saint Pierre Is Tees

Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Laptop Computer Bag

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Are you constantly hungry for pi? Hungry pi fans and mathematicians will enjoy wry pi on a pie humor with any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". No need to wait until March 14th rolls around to enjoy any of these scrumptious pi fan gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Estrogen (Molecule) Laptop Bag

Icosahedron With Golden Rectangles (Geometry) Pacifier

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Like icosahedrons? Know about golden rectangles? Showcase the icosahedron, a regular polyhedron with 20 identical equilateral triangular faces, 30 edges and 12 vertices, with any of these geometry gifts. The icosahedron is one of five Platonic solids and includes golden rectangles (i.e., a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi, or approximately 1:1.618). Mathematicians know that a distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle -- one with the same proportions as the first. Educational geometric fun for all!

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Communication In Dits And Dahs (Morse Code) Puzzles

Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG Wristwatch

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Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock?" Ponderous rhetorical question watch gift for all who feel flat-lined from time to time!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Towel

Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers) Postage Stamps

You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with this postage featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress

Alter Your Mind Play Chess (Reflective Chess Set) Posters

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Showcase your wry reflective chess player side with this poster featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "Alter Your Mind Play Chess".

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Words & Unwords Wonderland Adventure 2015 Calendar

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If you're a fan of Lewis Carroll's works of Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There, you'll enjoy this Wonderland adventure calendar throughout 2015. Featuring a different illustration for each month, along with 2 bonus images on front cover and back cover. Inspire yourself and others with a dose of Wonderland attitude throughout the year with this unique 2015 calendar gift. Great 2015 calendar for any Wonderland fan!

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Words & Unwords Beekeeper Sayings 2015 Calendar

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Attention all apiarists and beekeepers! Here's 2015 calendar to satisfy your inner bee geek. Featuring 12 different designs and pictures, 1 for each different month, plus a bonus design on the front and back cover. Great 2015 calendar gift for any beekeeper!

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Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event (DNA Humor) Gift Wrapping Paper

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No need to be a scientist or molecular biologist to enjoy wry DNA replication with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the truism saying "Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude today! Memorable gifts for all who have a twisted perspective on life!

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2015 Classic Bridge Sayings Calendar

Avid bridge players will enjoy this calendar featuring the four card suits along with a different bridge saying each month in 2015, plus a bonus bridge saying design on the back cover. Classic bridge sayings that are often heard at the bridge table in a club or at a bridge tournament. Great Words & Unwords 2015 Classic Bridge Sayings calendar gift for any serious bridge / duplicate bridge player, no matter what rank!

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