Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) Poster

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry scientific and anatomical humor with this poster featuring the various dermal layers, complete with all key labels. Comes with the saying "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin". Make others do a double-take at what comprises a person's skin and what exactly you mean when you note that you get under people's skin. No need to be a psychologist or mess with reverse psychology to enjoy!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: physics, physicist, particle accelerator, humor, geek, quadrupole moment, magnets, moment to moment, magnetic fields, words and unwords, philosopher, philosophy, attitude, science, scientist, live life, saying, truism, existential

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Stickers

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Do you aspire to be a grandmaster? Showcase your chess attitude and dedication with this "Future Grandmaster" design, complete with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid, serious chess players of all ages!

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Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Mug

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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It's All In The DNA Round Stickers

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Do you think about life very often and do you believe that "It's All In The DNA"? No need to be a molecular biologist or geneticist to enjoy any of these wry DNA replication humor gifts. Make others do a double-take about their genes and genealogy with this witty scientific truism saying!

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Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick Shirts

Showcase your wry bridge attitude the next time you play bridge with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the sound bridge advice "Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick". Memorable bridge advice for all bridge players who have -- perhaps unknowingly -- trumped their own trick during bridge play!

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Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Measurement Of Man Apron

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Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci created Vitruvian Man, his infamous drawing of proportion, with the "Measurement Of Man" in mind. Enjoy medieval and Renaissance measurements with any of these educational, scientific and historical Measurement Of Man gifts!

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Welcome To Snore County (Signs) T Shirts

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No need to work in the transportation industry to enjoy any of these wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a county transportation sign that says "Welcome To Snore County". Perfect gag humor gifts for anyone who snores, whether asleep or awake!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Keychains

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Male Android (Sign / Symbol) Bugdroid Mugs

tagged with: male android, android, sign, symbol, male sign, male symbol, humor, attitude, geek, bugdroid, software developer, software engineer, open source, programmer, computer scientist, software development, words and unwords, development companies

Showcase your wry Android software development sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Android's bugdroid encased in the symbol for male. Make others do a double-take on that fact that you are a male software developer with a dose of Android attitude! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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J Robert Oppenheimer Now I Am Become Death Quote Tshirt

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Infamous quote by J. Robert Oppenheimer in reference to the Trinity test in New Mexico, where the first atomic bomb was detonated. Quote comes from the Bhagavad Gita: "If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." No need to be a theoretical physicist to enjoy this historical quote by the scientific director of the Manhattan Project, the World War II project that developed the first nuclear weapons!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Postage

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Nephrologists will enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the medical truism saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take with a dose of renal attitude today!

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My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Refrigerator Magnets

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If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!

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Unleash The Neuroscientist Within (Brain Anatomy) Aprons

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If you think about thinking, you'll come to realize that you are not just a philosopher but a neuroscientist. Showcase your wry thoughtful side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the brain along with the truism saying for all who think: "Unleash The Neuroscientist Within". Make others do a double-take about neuroscience with these memorable, educational brain anatomy gifts!

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99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Bags

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Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence!

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Coded For Success (DNA Replication) Coffee Mug

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Are you coded for success? Regardless of how successful you are, showcase wry DNA replication humor with any of these deoxyribonucleic acid gifts that says "Coded For Success". Make others do a double-take on genes, genetics, and the meaning of success today! Perfect gifts for entrepreneurs and those hard wired for success!

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If We Could Harness Methane Ethane Jupiter Energy Button

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Do you think about solar system solutions to the coming energy crisis on Earth? Make others do a double-take with your sense of astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Jupiter and the following astronomical thought: "Just Think... If We Could Harness The Methane & Ethane On Jupiter, We Wouldn't Have An Energy Problem On Earth". Wry educational, scientific attitude gifts that will make others guess at how much methane and ethane actually exist on planet Jupiter and how much energy we will need on Earth in the coming future!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Mugs

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Do you love cooking? Combine your love of cooking with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements with the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational geek humor today! Memorable gifts for lovers of cooking and chemistry!

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Which Plate Are You Standing On? (Plate Tectonics) Neckwear

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No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy this plate tectonics design that features the plates of the Earth, along with the query "Which Plate Are You Standing On?" Educational, geological attitude for anyone who stands on Earth!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Stickers

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Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Man Who Invented The 20th Century Mug

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Do you listen to the radio or use wireless? Our modern world in the 20th century -- extending to the 21st century -- was due to one lone genius inventor, Nikola Tesla. "Father of the Radio" and the AC dynamo, Nikola Tesla can be considered the "Man Who Invented The Twentieth Century". Showcase your enthusiasm for Tesla's creations today with any of these gifts!

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How Well Do You Know Virus Classification? T Shirt

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Microbiologists and virologists will enjoy this educational, scientific gift tee featuring various viruses. Showcasing the Baltimore Classification of viruses, which is based on the method of viral mRNA synthesis. Memorable scientific t-shirt for die-hard taxonomists of viruses with the query "How Well Do You Know Virus Classification?"

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Pin

Awesome DNA Inside Coffee Mugs

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If you are not modest about your DNA, you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek scientific gifts featuring DNA replication along with the immodest saying "Awesome DNA Inside". Complete with labels of all key parts of DNA replication. Timeless humor gifts for all those who believe that they have awesome DNA inside!

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Bridge The Only Game Where I Enjoy Being The Dummy Mugs

If you enjoy being the dummy in bridge, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge - The Only Game Where I Enjoy Being The Dummy". Laugh and smile the next time you play bridge with this memorable saying!

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Measurement Of Man Round Stickers

Economists Do It With Models (Economics Humor) Pin

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Wry suggestive economics humor comes alive on any of these econ gifts featuring the supply and demand curve, along with the truism saying "Economists Do It With Models". Those who work with econometrics will definitely agree that economists do it with models. Social scientists will enjoy these double entendre economics attitude gifts that's just perfect for anyone who a model in their head!

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Vision Deception Scintillating Grid Illusion Greeting Card

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, psyche, psychologist, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, gag gifts, wordsunwords, science, scientific, humor, attitude, geek, perception, visual perception, wordsandunwords, vision deception, cognitive psychology, scintillating grid illusion, black dot, riddles, brain teasers

If the black dot is bouncing around when you view this image, it is due to the fact that you are looking at an optical illusion known as the scintillating grid illusion. Visual humor fun gifts for all who love to perceive the world through a different lens! Endless psyche / cognitive psychology gag gifts for those who know about vision deception!

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Welcome To Snore County (Signs) Custom Announcement

Welcome To Android County (Bug Droid Sign) Posters

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Are you a software developer / engineer working on the Android platform? Showcase your wry Android sense of humor with the Android robot / bug droid (bugdroid) along with the transportation sign that says it all: "Welcome To Android County". Make others do a double-take about what county they are in with a dose of software engineer turf-war humor! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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J Robert Oppenheimer Now I Am Become Death Quote Coffee Mug

My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Coffee Mug

Live A Balanced Life Think Renal (Nephron) T-shirts

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No need to be a nephrologist or physician to understand the importance of your kidneys. Showcase this fact with a dose of anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Live A Balanced Life Think Renal".

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Just Surfin' Through Time (Duke On Surfboard) Mugs

tagged with: just surfin through time, java, duke, computer programmer, open source, software developer, computer scientist, scientist, surfing the web, web developer, time, surfboard over time, saying, truism, open source programmer, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, computers, software development, lifestyle

No need to be a programmer or software developer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke on a surfboard along with the truism saying "Just Surfin' Through Time". Memorable gifts for all who love to surf the web for minutes, hours, days, and on and on through time!

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Unleash The Neuroscientist Within (Brain Anatomy) Mug

99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Tshirt

Our New And Improved Solar System (Galactic Humor) T-shirts

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Pluto was demoted from planetary to dwarf planet status a while back. Showcase your attitude with a dose of educational, astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring "Our New & Improved Solar System"! Includes the dwarf planets.

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Keychains

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Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Tee Shirts

Nikola Tesla Man Who Invented The 20th Century Invitations

Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Magnets

Brewing The Earliest Application Biotechnology Shirts

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Brewers and those who enjoy wine, beer, and malts will enjoy this woodcut / wood carving historical picture gift tee that says "Brewing - The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Showcase your biotech side with a dose of intelligent, educational fun. Perfect gift for modern day brewers!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Invite

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No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi (Pi On A Pie) Postage Stamp

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a pie along with the following caption: "Mathematicians Love To Eat Pi".

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Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Pin

tagged with: math, mathematical, mathematician, geometry, geometric, euclidean space, cauchy-schwartz inequality, geek, be careful when studying math, words and unwords, inequality, saying, truism, funny, humor, attitude, psychology, studying math, angle, cosine, sine, euclid, euclidean, education

Showcase the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality with a dose of geometry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the wry mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Warn others about studying math with a dose of educational mathematical attitude today!

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Morse Code Is My Style Of Texting Intl Morse Code Postage

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Morse code fans will enjoy sending correspondence featuring this stamp with International Morse Code dots and dashes (dits and dahs) along with the saying "Morse Code Is My Style Of Texting". Memorable postage gift for all who know how to text in Morse Code!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Pillow

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Showcase your wry anatomical and dermatological attitude with this pillow gift featuring all components of skin along with the following truism saying for anyone who traverses through life: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin".

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Mug

Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Round Sticker

Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Magnet

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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