Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, November 22, 2014

When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pi On A Pie) Laptop Messenger Bag

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Classic mathematical geek humor for all who love to eat and think pi!

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Icosahedron With Golden Rectangles (Geometry) Postcard

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Like icosahedrons? Know about golden rectangles? Showcase the icosahedron, a regular polyhedron with 20 identical equilateral triangular faces, 30 edges and 12 vertices, with any of these geometry gifts. The icosahedron is one of five Platonic solids and includes golden rectangles (i.e., a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi, or approximately 1:1.618). Mathematicians know that a distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed, the remainder is another golden rectangle -- one with the same proportions as the first. Educational geometric fun for all!

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Reliable Means Of Communication Over Long Distance Rectangular Belt Buckle

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No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) of International Morse Code along with the truism caption "Reliable Means Of Communication Over Long Distances".

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Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless (Boat Sign) Post Cards

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Are you a focused person in life? Showcase your wry transportation sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a boat, along with the contemporary truism saying "Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless". Make others do a double-take if and when they face a transition period in their lives with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for graduation, retirement, etc. for all -- no need to be a student or entrepreneur to enjoy!

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Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Pins

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Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon.

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Eat ... Sleep ... Code ... 'Round The Clock T Shirts

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform all day and all night will enjoy any of these wry Bug Droid warning sign gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the saying that all programmers can identify with: "Eat ... Sleep ... Code ... 'Round The Clock". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek Bug Droid humor today on what you do all the time! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Light-Dependent) Dart Board

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Showcase your wry scientific side the next time you throw darts at this dartboard featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make everyone do a double-take about how they can support photosynthesis today!

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Brain Power Is For Real (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Round Sticker

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If you like to think, contemplate, and decide, then you know that "Brain Power Is For Real". Showcase your wry geek side with any of these educational, anatomical gifts featuring the various parts of a brain and the truism saying about brain power. Memorable gifts for all who use their brain and know that brain power is for real!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Coffee Mug

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major -- although it may certainly help -- to enjoy any of these wry Period Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in Love Letters font: "Live Large Love Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific fun for all with any of these Periodic Table saying gifts today!

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You Are Here (Geological Age Earth's History) Round Stickers

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Do you know where you are in geological time? If you are a fan of Earth's history and think in terms of eons, epochs, and periods, you'll enjoy any of these wry geological age gifts featuring Earth's timeline, along with the call-out "You Are Here" pointing to the present. Scientific attitude gifts for all those who live in the present and know about it!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Personalized Announcement

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Serbian-American Nikola Tesla was an inventor and scientist and best known for being "Father of Radio" and our modern wireless world. Showcase your forward thinking with any of these Tesla quote gifts that say the following: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Memorable quote gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, futurists and those who believe that the future is theirs for the taking!

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All Spliced Up Inside (RNA Splicing) T Shirt

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Showcase the genetic engineer within with this RNA splicing design on any of these gifts. Includes wry genetics truism saying: "All Spliced Up Inside". Colorful educational diagram featuring introns and exons, along with key labels. Make others do a double-take about the molecular processes inside of their cells today!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California Tote Bag

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Enjoy seeing California in 3-D via a stereoscopic image pair? You'll enjoy these 3-D gifts featuring a satellite photo of California from Los Angeles to San Joaquin Valley. Complete with instructions on how to view 3-D. No need to be a geographer or earth scientist to enjoy this visual display from Picture Earth!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Bag For Laptop

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Travel with a dose of geek humor style with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying that all mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy: "Make Everyday March 14th".

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Dimensions Of Freedom (Geometry Humor) Trucker Hats

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No need to be a mathematician or philosopher to enjoy wry geometric humor with any of these gifts featuring five "Dimensions Of Freedom": point, line, square, cube, tesseract. Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek mathematical humor on the different dimensions of freedom!

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Chess The Triumph Of Mind Over Matter Round Stickers

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No need to be a die-hard chess player to enjoy any of these reflective chess set image gifts with the chess truism saying "Chess The Triumph Of Mind Over Matter". Showcase your eternal chess spirit with any of these memorable chess saying gifts the next time you play chess!

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Thomas Edison Not Failed 10,000 Ways Won't Work Mug

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Here's an inspirational and motivational quote by Thomas Edison: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Gifts to inspire and delight those who have a high failure rate. Quotable quote for scientists, inventors, engineers, writers, artists, and everyone else who hasn't failed but instead found many, many ways that won't work. Perseverance quote humor for all who look on the bright side of life!

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Be What You Would Seem To Be (Wonderland) Stickers

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Alice and the Duchess had a logical conversation in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Bring back logic and humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Duchess, as drawn by John Tenniel, with any of these gifts that comes with the Duchess's logical mindset: "Be What You Would Seem To Be". Perfect gifts for all who are at a crossroads and desire to know who they are!

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Apron

If you desire to live longer and be happy and are a bridge player, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice for any avid bridge / duplicate bridge player - no matter what age!

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Friday, November 21, 2014

Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Key Chain

Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist (Sign) Shirt

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No need to be a chemist interested in turning lead into gold or interested in the practice of chemistry during medieval times to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these sign gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist". Comes with alchemical symbol for arsenic, a notoriously poisonous metalloid with many allotropic forms, including a yellow (molecular non-metallic) and several black and grey forms (metalloids). Make others do a double-take about your desire to work with poison with any of these alchemical symbol gifts!

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Stay Focused ... Keep Coding Bug Droid Sign Sides Poster

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Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy this warning sign poster featuring Bug Droid along with the following saying / geek humor advice for all who work in software development: "Stay Focused ... Keep Coding". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Aftermath Of September 11th World Trade Center Tshirt

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The devastation of the Twin Towers on September 11th 2001 was an event that was viewed from outer space. No need to be a New Yorker to enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery of the "Aftermath Of September 11th World Trade Center Attack" on this gift tee.

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Warning! Information Overload Inside (Brain Humor) Key Chains

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Is your brain overloaded with information at times? Showcase your wry brainy humor side with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain, color-coded, along with the truism saying "Warning! Information Overload Inside". Warn others that your head could explode with information overload with a dose of medical anatomical fun today! No need to be a neurosurgeon to enjoy!

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Photosynthesis (Carbon Dioxide + Water) Shirt

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No need to be a botanist or biochemist to understand the important of photosynthesis, the process of creating energy from light. Technically, photosynthesis uses carbon dioxide and water in order to produce oxygen and sugar. Make others do a double-take about the photosynthesis with any of these colorful scientific attitude gifts, featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis!

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Understanding Type I And Type II Errors Statistics Button

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No need to be a statistician or psychologist to understand type I and type II statistical errors. Type I error is an α error, or a "false positive": the error of rejecting a null hypothesis when it is actually true. Type II error is a β error, or a "false negative": the error of failing to reject a null hypothesis when it is in fact not true. Showcase your knowledge and understand of who is right and who is wrong with any of these statistical attitude gifts! Perfect gifts for all decision-makers!

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Saturn's Rings (Photo Of Saturn Rings) Postage Stamps

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Fans of Saturn's rings will enjoy this stamp for their next correspondence! No need to be an astronomer to enjoy!

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Mendeleev's Madness (Periodic Table Of Elements) Tshirt

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No need to be a chemist, chemistry teacher, or chemistry major to enjoy wry Periodic Table of Elements humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the caption "Mendeleev's Madness". Make others do a double-take on the contributions of Mendeleev in discovering the periodic function of elements with a dose of scientific fun today!

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Support Plate Tectonics Because We Live In A Fault Tee Shirt

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Earth science humor is alive and well on any of these gifts that feature the plates of the world, along with the wry geological saying "Support Plate Tectonics - Because We Live In Such A Fault Driven World". Make others do a double-take on plate tectonics -- whether they believe plate tectonics theory or not -- with the tongue-in-cheek educational geology saying! Perfect gifts for seismologists and those who study the faults of the Earth!

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G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a biologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring signal transduction from a G-protein-linked receptor following interaction with its hormone ligand. In biology, signal transduction is a mechanism that converts a mechanical or chemical stimulus to a cell into a specific cellular response. Signal transduction starts with a signal to a receptor, and ends with a change in cell behavior. Showcase your wry scientific attitude with any of these memorable cell biology gifts with the saying "G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside"!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Stickers

No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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Dimensions Of Freedom (Geometry Humor) Tshirt

Texting Is A Morse Matter (Morse Code) Dartboard With Darts

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Showcase your International Morse Code attitude with any of these gifts featuring the dits and dahs (dots and dashes) of IMC along with the saying "Texting Is A Morse Matter". Make others do a double-take at how you text in these modern times!

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Team Edison (Thomas Alva Edison) T Shirts

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Showcase your Team Edison side with any of these gifts featuring scientist and inventor Thomas Alva Edison. This vintage photo of Edison makes a great gift to scientists, inventors, electrical engineers, and all those who admire Thomas Edison's contributions to our modern well-lit world!

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Strategy Requires Thought Tactics Observation Round Stickers

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No need to be a Grandmaster to enjoy this chess truism quote that says "Strategy Requires Thought - Tactics Require Observation". Includes reflective chess set design. Chess attitude gifts for all those who love chess strategy and who observe carefully at the chessboard when playing chess!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Canvas Bag

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Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages Baby Bodysuits

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Beekeeper / apiarist humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring three different life stages of the honey bee along with the following saying: "Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages". Make others do a double-take at the stages of a honey bee today with a dose of beekeeper attitude!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Bags

If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today!

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Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) Magnets

US Route 666 Shield Sign (Transportation Sign) Mousepad

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No need to be superstitious to enjoy any of these transportation sign gifts featuring US Route 666, what used to be known as "Devil's Highway" or the "Number of the Beast". Route 666 is a north–south U.S. Highway serving the Four Corners region of the United States. Because of the highway's number, accidents and other phenomena became repeated as legend, convincing some people the highway was cursed. Others placed the highway's problems on sign theft. In 2003, U.S. Route 666 was renumbered to U.S. Route 491 (US 491). Now you can have your very own "Devil's Highway" signage with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for all who have traveled in southwestern United States!

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Neuroplasticity Embedded Within (Brain Anatomy) Business Card

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No need to be a neurologist or neural surgeon to enjoy timeless anatomical humor for the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards. Featuring the various parts of the brain, with all key labels, along with the saying "Neuroplasticity Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take at your next meet and greet at how open you are to learning and demonstrating your neuroplasticity!

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Mean Thoughts Inside (Statistics Humor) Coffee Mug

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Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these psychological stats gifts featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve), along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician, psychologist, or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre gifts for all who think about averages and statistics constantly!

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Our Solar System's Planets In Perpsective Laptop Computer Bag

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Astronomical and cosmic attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the relative sizes of the plants in our solar system along with their respective distances from our Sun along with the following caption: "Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective".

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Geological Time Clock (Earth Science) T-shirts

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No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy any of these "Geological Time Clock" gifts, featuring the various time periods of Earth's history. Note: Barely readable clock, with all gifts suitable as gag gifts. Make others do a double-take when taking a look at the history of Earth with any of these timeless scientific attitude gifts!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Courier Bag

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Chemists will enjoy traveling with this Rickshaw messenger bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Live Large Love Chemistry" in Love Letters font. Memorable gift for anyone who just loves chemistry and thinks about the elements all the time!

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I Need Time To Restore My Neurotransmitters Canvas Bags

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Do you have a memory problem? After finishing a thought, do you need some down time to recuperate and begin your next thought? Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, complete with labels of all important parts (axon, myelin sheath, dendrite, etc.). Truism saying for all who lose their thought in conversation: "I Need Time To Restore My Neurotransmitters". Thoughtful gifts for those who need a time out for their thoughts!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Bodysuits

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If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny (Biology) Mug

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Showcase Ernest Haeckel's "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" theory with any of these historical biology attitude gifts! Haeckel's recapitulation theory claims that the development of advanced species passes through stages represented by adult organisms of more primitive species. In other words, each successive stage in the development of an individual represents one of the adult forms that appeared in its evolutionary history. This biological hypothesis has long been discredited. Includes Romanes's 1892 copy of Ernst Haeckel's controversial embryo drawings. Gifts for all who go through successive stages of development!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) T-shirts

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Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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