Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

I Am Not Lost I Am Just Directionally Challenged Mug

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If you have ever been lost or have strayed off somewhere, you'll enjoy any of these timeless transportation signage humor gifts featuring the circular intersection sign. Comes with the saying "I Am Not Lost I Am Just Directionally Challenged" that will make others do a double-take the next time they ask you for directions!

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Embrace The Ecosystem (Android Bug Droid Oak Tree) Oval Sticker

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Showcase the growth metaphor in the world of Android development with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bug droid (Bugdroid) along with a silhouette of an oak tree along with the saying "Embrace The Ecosystem". Memorable gifts for any software developer or software engineer working on the Android platform! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Take A Break Revitalize Your Grey Matter (Brain) Coffee Mug

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Do you like to take a break now and then? Showcase your wry anatomical side with a dose of brainy humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain. Includes the saying: "Take A Break Revitalize Your Grey Matter". No need to be a psychologist or neurologist to enjoy!

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Statistical Error Summarized (Hypothesis Testing) Tee Shirts

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these educational "Statistical Error Summarized" gifts featuring the various hypothesis testing outcomes. Make others do a double-take on statistical error with any of these stats attitude gifts today! Psychologists, economists, scientists, and all who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation Motorola Droid RAZR Cases

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Showcase your astronomical sense of style with any of these gifts featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation". Make others do a double-take about the occurrences by the Sun and its affect here on Earth with a dose of electromagnetic radiation perspective with these memorable scientific saying gifts!

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How Yellowstone Works (Geology Supervolcano) Postcards

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Yellowstone National Park was the first national park in the world. As many geologists know, Yellowstone Caldera is the largest supervolcano, a volcano capable of producing a super volcanic eruption with ejecta greater than 1,000 cubic kilometers (240 cubic miles), on the North American continent. The caldera is considered an active volcano; it has erupted with tremendous force several times in the last two million years. Showcase educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "How Yellowstone Works" from a geological point of view. Memorable gifts for all fans of Yellowstone and supervolcanoes!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation Pendants

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The Wizard Of The West (Nikola Tesla) Coffee Mugs

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Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla was a genius before his time. As "Father of the Radio" and inventor of today's wireless world, Tesla literally created the world as we know it. Showcase Tesla's contributions to our modern society with this "The Wizard Of The West" saying on any of these gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Viti Levu, Fiji Islands Apron

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Showcase your 3-D geography side with any of these gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Viti Levu, Fiji Islands. Satellite photo imagery gifts. No need to have visited Viti Levu to enjoy three dimensional Picture Earth visual fun from an out-of-this-world perspective!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Cake Pick

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If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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Here's Looking At Euclid (Math Art Euclid Humor) Greeting Cards

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Make others do a double-take at Euclid with any of these gifts featuring an artist's rendition of Euclid in Ancient Greece, along with the saying "Here's Looking At Euclid". Memorable math and art humor gifts for all who know about Euclid's contributions to math and geometry!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Party Plates

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Benjamin Franklin Morals Of Chess Life Is Chess T Shirts

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If you are a chess player, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following Benjamin Franklin quote from "The Morals Of Chess" (1750): "The game of chess is not merely an idle amusement... for life is a kind of chess..." Make others do a double-take on what they can learn about life via playing chess with any of these chess quote gifts!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Custom Letterhead

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If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation gifts featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote gifts for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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I Love Beekeeping (Bee) Letterhead

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Are you a beekeeper? Do you love beekeeping? You'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee illustration along with the saying "I Love Beekeeping" in Love Letters font. Memorable bee attitude gifts for all beekeepers and apiarists!

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Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge Coffee Mug

Bridge players and bridge partners of all ages and experience levels will enjoy any of these bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge". Showcase your bridge attitude with a dose of sound bridge advice today the next time you play bridge!

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Monday, November 17, 2014

Do Not Stop Questioning (Philosophical Sign Humor) Magnet

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Do you ponder about everything in life? Showcase your wry philosophical side with any of these transportation sign humor gifts featuring the cross-out bar across a stop sign with the complete saying that means "Do Not Stop Questioning". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are trying to say with any of these thoughtful sign attitude gifts!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Bumper Stickers

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Stickers

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Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Know Your Percentages Do Statistics (Stats Humor) T Shirts

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Do you know your percentages? Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian distribution) with the stats truism saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics". Make others do a double-take on exactly how well they know statistics with any of these educational, statistical cheat sheet gifts!

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Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another (DNA) Mugs

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No need to be a detective or biologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring DNA replication. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry double helical attitude today!

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How Yellowstone Works (Geology Supervolcano) T-shirts

Practicing Neurology Requires A Lot Of Nerve Trucker Hat

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Neurologists will enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, complete with all key anatomical labels, along with the saying "Practicing Neurology Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Memorable gifts for neurologists, surgeons, and anyone who works with nerves!

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Nikola Tesla Money Value Discoveries Easier Life Round Sticker

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Too much is made about money in our society. Showcase your attitude toward invention and discovery with this wireless genius Nikola Tesla quote on any of these gifts. Quote says: "Money does not represent such a value as men have placed upon it. All my money has been invested into experiments with which I have made new discoveries enabling mankind to have a little easier life." Gifts for all inventors, scientists, engineers, and those who wish to improve humanity and let others have a little easier life!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Viti Levu, Fiji Islands Bags

Here's Looking At Euclid (Math Art Euclid Humor) Stickers

Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Printed Napkin

Thomas Edison Doctor Of Future Give No Medicine Print

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with this poster featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Life Is A Game Chess Is Serious (Chess Set) Business Card Templates

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If you love to play and think about the game of chess, you'll enjoy any of these business cards with the saying "Life Is A Game Chess Is Serious". Comes with reflective chess set. Make others do a double-take about the game of chess with any of these chess business card sayings the next time you introduce yourself!

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Jabberwocky (Lewis Carroll Through Looking Glass) Messenger Bags

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Showcase your Wonderland attitude with this Rickshaw messenger bag featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem as found in "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated with the Jabberwock creature by John Tenniel. Nonsensical poetry fun for whenever you travel and slay beasts!

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Develop Your Inner Logician Play Bridge Coffee Mugs

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Develop Your Inner Logician Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the logic that is found in the card game of bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Fridge Magnets

Photosynthesis Necessary For Life Light-Dependent Reusable Water Bottle

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Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biology with a dose of photosynthetic style with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the scientific truism saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life". No need to be a biologist, chemist, or gardener to enjoy!

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Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities (Stats Fun) Tote Bags

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Do you think in terms of probabilities? Do you see life as a bunch of probabilities? Look no further than any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), as well as the life truism saying "Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities". No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy! Memorable educational gifts for all who see life in probabilistic terms!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation Dinner Plate

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Memo Notepads

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Scientific geek humor is alive and well on any of the educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Practicing Neurology Requires A Lot Of Nerve Mousepad

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Nikola Tesla Clear Thinkers Sane To Think Clearly Magnets

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Showcase the importance of thinking clearly with this Nikola Tesla quote on clear thinkers on any of these gifts. Quote says the following: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane."

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Galaxy SII Cover

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Just Another Hypercubed Day (4-D Polytope) T-shirt

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Do you think in terms of hypercubes -- i.e., in four dimensional terms? Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric sense humor with any of these gifts with a hypercube, along with the saying "Just Another Hypercubed Day". Memorable math and geometry attitude gifts for all who think in the fourth dimension!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Jewelry Box

Challenge Yourself Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Business Cards

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If you're an avid chess player, you'll enjoy introducing yourself to others with this business card design featuring a reflective chess set "Challenge Yourself Play Chess". Make others do a double-take about what they can do to get out of their natural comfort zone with a dose of chess attitude today!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Candy Jars

Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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What Card Did You Just Play? (Four Card Suits) Tshirts

If you play with a fast card playing partner, you'll enjoy any of these wry bridge / duplicate bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard remark at the bridge table: "What Card Did You Just Play?" Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these bridge query gifts today! Gifts for any bridge player with a really short memory as well!

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Sunday, November 16, 2014

Perpetual Waterfall (Optical Illusion) Post Cards

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Ever saw a perpetual waterfall? Showcase illusory illusions with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring a perpetual waterfall -- whether the water always flows upward and comes down. Deny the law of physics and make others do a double-take with any of these vivid optical illusion gifts today!

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Do Not Stop Questioning (Philosophical Sign Humor) Tie

Etosha National Park (Picture Earth) Tees

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No need to have visited Etosha National Park in Namibia to enjoy any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts of this national park in southwestern Africa. Geographers and those who enjoy viewing the African continent will enjoy the landscape as seen from outer space on any of these timeless gifts!

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Photosynthesis Necessary For Life Light-Dependent Custom Letterhead

Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Mugs

Correlation Cheat Sheet (Correlation Coefficients) Mugs

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Showcase your knowledge of statistical correlations with any of these gifts featuring various correlations and their correlation coefficients. Make others do a double-take with this educational, scientific "Correlation Cheat Sheet". Memorable gifts for statistician, psychologists, economists and anyone who knows about correlations!

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