Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, November 05, 2014

Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Magnets

tagged with: life is nothing but, a helicopter ride, lots of up and down, navigation, ride, helicopter, helipad, humor, words and unwords, saying, truism

Do you view life as a series of ups and downs? Do you view life as a helicopter ride? Showcase your wry transportation sign sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the sign for a helicopter / helipad along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Up And Down Navigation". Memorable signage saying gifts for all who have experienced the ups and down of life!

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Welcome To Android (Bugdroid) County Sign iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: welcome to android county, sign, signage, county transportation sign, android county, android, bugdroid, software engineer, words and unwords, software development, software developer, humor, geek, attitude, programmer, open source

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts Bug droid on a county transportation sign which says the following: "Welcome To Android (Bug droid/ Bugdroid) County". Make others do a double-take on which mobile phone operating system dominates your mind today with these software geek humor gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy

tagged with: atp, if we could all photosynthesize, photosynthesis, alternative energy, converting light into energy, biology, light-dependent reactions, geek, green power, words and unwords, green energy, energy, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist, science, humor, attitude, scientist, funny, ecology, saying, methods

No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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Master At Tracking Caloric Intake (Brain Attitude) Award

tagged with: master at tracking caloric intake, educational, medical, brainy, scientific, attitude, words and unwords, brain, saying, differents parts of the brain, anatomy, brain anatomy, anatomical, caloric intake

Showcase which body part is the master at track caloric intake with a dose of wry geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following anatomical truism saying: "Master At Tracking Caloric Intake". Make others do a double-take on why they feel hungry or not with a dose of scientific humor today!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Pacifiers

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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Are You In Your Element? Periodic Table Humor Placemat

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, scientist, chemist, chemistry, table of elements, query, are you in your element, geek, words and unwords, mendeleev, science, saying, question, humor, attitude, funny, sarcasm, chemistry major, chemistry teacher, lifestyle

Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude today! Perfect gifts for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective Folio Planner

tagged with: our solar system's planets, planets, solar system, perspective, astronomy, educational, scientific, words and unwords, galactic, relative sizes, relative distance, astronomer

Galactic attitude is alive and well on any of these scientific, educational gifts featuring the relative sizes of our solar system's planets along with their relative distance from the sun. Showcase our solar system with these gifts featuring "Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective".

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3 Types Of Plate Boundaries Which One Standing On? Clock

tagged with: 3 types of plate boundaries, tranform, divergent, convergent, which one are you, standing on, earth science, geology, plate tectonics, words and unwords, query, inquiry, attitude, question, earth scientist

Showcase your wry earth scientific / geological side with any of these gifts featuring "3 Types Of Plate Boundaries: Transform, Divergent, Convergent Which One Are You Standing On?" Educational, scientific inquiry for all who know about plate tectonics!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Coffee Mug

tagged with: slow down, advice, neuron, synapse, neurology, biology, let your synapses fire, geek, words and unwords, attitude, humor, saying, neurotransmitter, psyche

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla Poster

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, nikola tesla, tesla, us patent, wireless, us patent 390721, electrical engineer, ac dynamo, words and unwords, alternate current, patent, genius, historical, electrical

Electrical engineers will enjoy this poster featuring "Dynamic Electric Machine", the AC dynamo invented by Nikola Tesla. It is U.S. Patent 390721.

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California Bag

tagged with: 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, wheeler ridge california, stereoscope, satellite photo, image pair, geography, imagery, visible earth, picture earth, words and unwords, three dimensional, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, methods, techniques

No need to be a Californian to enjoy a view from a satellite with any of these stereoscopic image pair gifts featuring a satellite photo of Wheeler Ridge California. Comes with instructions on how to make a 3-D image appear right before your eyes. Geography gifts for all 3-D fans!

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Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Wrapping Paper

tagged with: baked pie, pi on a pie, make everyday pi day, math, mathematician, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, words and unwords, saying, scientist, humor, attitude, educational, educational resources

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry math humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". Make others do a double-take at this irrational mathematical constant with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Party Plate

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Ceramic Tile

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, geek, humor, wireless communication, from telegraph to texting, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio, amateur radio operator, communication, message, attitude, saying, truism, morse code, air traffic controller, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, style, texting, old school texting, pilot, historical, historical communication

Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Baby Bodysuit

tagged with: future grandmaster, chess, grandmaster, saying, geek, attitude, reflective chess set, chess set, words and unwords, chess players, chess aspiration, chess goal, chess pieces, chess sayings, chess game

Chess players who aspire to be Grandmasters will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Future Grandmaster". For any chess player who aspires to reach the highest echelons of the chess world!

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Candy Jars

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Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Wonderland Be What You Would Seem To Be Duchess Ceramic Tiles

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If you're a fan of Alice in Wonderland, you'll enjoy this passage with advice on how one should appear to others from the Duchess to Alice as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" with illustration by John Tenniel on any of these gifts. Quotation says it all: 'I quite agree with you,' said the Duchess; 'And the moral of that is - "Be What You Would Seem To Be" - or if you'd like it put more simply - "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." Make others do a double-take with rational, logical Wonderland fun!

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Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze Travel Bag Tags

When you play duplicate bridge, do you frequently go over hand after the session? Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze A Hand". Make others do a double-take with a sharp observation of what some of the most astute bridge players do after playing bridge with these memorable bridge gifts!

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Tuesday, November 04, 2014

My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Clocks

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Travel with optical illusion style with any of these gifts featuring the infamous gestalt picture of "My Wife & My Mother-In-Law". Just take a close look, and you'll see both women!

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Approaching Unfixed Reality In Postmodern Era Sign Button

tagged with: signs,transportation sign,yellow diamond warning sign,postmodern era,approaching an unfixed reality,words and unwords,yellow sign,signage,sign humor,modernity,postmodern,humor,geek,saying,advice,warning,unfixed reality,warning sign

No need to major in postmodern literature to enjoy wry transportation sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying: "Approaching An Unfixed Reality In The Postmodern Era". Make others do a double-take about what the postmodern era is all about with a dose of tongue-in-cheek intellectual humor with any of these warning signs! Perfect gifts for all who study modernity!

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Eat ... Sleep ... Code ... 'Round The Clock iPhone 5C Case

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform all day and all night will enjoy any of these wry Bug Droid warning sign gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the saying that all programmers can identify with: "Eat ... Sleep ... Code ... 'Round The Clock". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek Bug Droid humor today on what you do all the time! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Turbid Waters Off Southern Florida & Florida Keys Tee Shirts

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If you love Southern Florida geography, you'll enjoy any of these Picture Earth "Turbid Waters Off Southern Florida & Florida Keys" gifts! No need to have vacationed or lived in Southern Florida to enjoy vivid imagery of one of Earth's most beautiful places!

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Tile

Master At Tracking Caloric Intake (Brain Attitude) Rectangular Belt Buckle

Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Belt Buckle

Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamp

tagged with: guess intelligently play bridge, bridge game, duplicate bridge, bridge saying, words and unwords, bridge attitude, bridge humor, bridge advice, bridge players, bridge truism, four card suits

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side the next time you send correspondence with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge".

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Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective Customized Letterhead

tagged with: our solar system's planets, planets, solar system, perspective, astronomy, educational, scientific, words and unwords, galactic, relative sizes, relative distance, astronomer

Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Periodic T Premium Gift Boxes

tagged with: chemistry, elements, geek, humor, saying, truism, periodic table of elements, words and unwords, periodic table, nothing is more fundamentally elemental, chemist, elemental, funny, attitude, science, scientist, fundamental

Showcase your tongue-in-cheek chemistry side with a dose of serious humor on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements. Scientific truism says "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". For all those who understand what is truly fundamental in chemistry!

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Are You Ready For Volcanic Winter? (Volcanology) Mouse Pad

tagged with: are you ready for, volcanic winter, earth science, geological, volcanology, volcanologist, words and unwords, science, climate change, inquiry, question, earth scientist, geologist, mount pinatubo

No need to be an earth scientist or volcanologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an eruption by Mount Pinatubo along with the query "Are You Ready For Volcanic Winter?" Showcase your pensive earth scientific side with these gifts featuring this rhetorical question that may have much to do with climate change in the near future!

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take a Nap Neuron Synapse Round Wall Clock

tagged with: neuron, synapse, give your neurons a rest, take a nap, advice, geek, biology, attitude, medical, words and unwords, saying, neurotransmitters

Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following sound advice: "Give Your Neurons A Rest - Take A Nap".

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Samsung Galaxy SIII Case

tagged with: the wizard of the west, nikola tesla, tesla, scientist, electrical engineer, wireless, genius, serbian-american, father of radio, words and unwords

Wireless genius and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla is found on any of these gifts featuring a portrait of the infamous Serbian American electrical engineer and inventor. Included in the title caption is the nickname Tesla has garnered over time: "The Wizard Of The West".

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Pendant

Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Kitchen Towel

Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Pacifiers

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Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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Nipponosaurus (Lambeosaurine Hadrosaurid) Photo Plaques

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Hadrosaurids or duck-billed dinosaurs are members of the family Hadrosauridae. One of lambeosaurines (Lambeosaurinae) had hollow cranial crests or tubes, and were generally less bulky, and included in this subfamily were the Nipponosaurus which existed during the Cretaceous Period. Showcase your prehistoric dinosaur fan side with any of these gifts featuring Nipponosaurus!

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May All Your Finesses And Slams Make (Bridge) Christmas Tree Ornaments

Wish you fellow bridge partner happy thoughts with any of these bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "May All Your Finesses And Slams Make". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of good wishes for excellent bridge play with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Cake Toppers

Chronically Sleep Deprived Ahead (Warning Sign) Postage Stamps

tagged with: chronically sleep deprived ahead, sign humor, signage, sleep deprived lifestyle, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, sign, warning sign, yellow diamond warning sign, geek humor

Are you a sleep deprived person? If you are, you'll enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring a yellow diamond warning sign that says "Chronically (Sleep) Deprived Ahead". Make others do a double-take on why you are able to write more often with a dose of wry sign humor today!

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Master At Tracking Caloric Intake (Brain Attitude) Dart Boards

Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Candy Dish

Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Dinner Plate

tagged with: geophysics, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, orbital variation, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, educational, earth, tilt, axes, eccentricity, orbit

If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Soil Scientists Know About Global Soil Regions Post Cards

tagged with: soil scientists, soil science, global soil regions, the world's soil regions, educational, scientific, world map, words and unwords, soil regions, know about global soil regions, earth science, color-coded world map

Showcase your wry earth scientific attitude with this educational soil science gifts featuring a map of the world's soil regions, complete with color-coding, along with the saying "Soil Scientists Know About Global Soil Regions". No need to be a soil scientist, earth scientist, or geologist to enjoy!

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Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Periodic T Postage

Showcase your wry chemistry sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the current Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific saying: "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Tags For Bags

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Serbian-American electrical engineer Nikola Tesla literally invented today's wireless world. Pay tribute to "The Wizard Of The West" of the today's modern world with any of these Tesla gifts!

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Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology Christmas Tree Ornament

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Showcase this fact with any of these wood carving picture gifts featuring brewing in medieval times, along with the saying "Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Science humor gifts for anyone into yeast!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wheeler Ridge California Tshirts

Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) Coaster

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great gifts for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Premium Trinket Boxes

Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Planners